#battle of the sweats

[pybun]

#sea of thieves #tales of sea of thieves #battle of the sweats #they didnt bother with me bc i was in devils roar and didnt have a flag lmfao #so they just killed each other #then a server merge happened

[tubefed]

finished version of the industrial jacket

it doesn't look like it but there are over 700 spikes on this thing. all by hand. and it is so fucking heavy

#i put my blood sweat and tears into this quite literally i hope this is good #not many changes made since last time tbh but still ! #battle jacket #patch jacket #diy #diy or die #alt fashion #industrial music

[tumbleweed-run]

Stand Still

(18+, Explicit) Kinktober day 5: sweat

You lay on your bedroll idly watching the clouds roll by above you. There were about three thousand things you should be doing right now but the message that you should get up was not actually traveling from your brain to your body. You were tired. Tired in a way that made it likely you’d end up curling up where you lay, armor and all, and falling asleep. 

There were still a few days until you reached Baldur’s Gate even at the breakneck speed you were all traveling at. Normally the first in the group, leading the way, but today after lunch you’d ended up falling behind. Your legs ached and between the pace your companions were keeping, the sun, and your armor you were sweating. 

Eventually, the distance between the new head of the pack, Karlach, and the last of you grew large enough that new safety concerns were brought up. The road had been forgiving so far in terms of ambushes but that didn’t mean you could let down your guard. So it had been decided with only minimal fuss from Lae’zel that you would make camp even though the sun was still high in the sky. 

A shadow passed over your face and you started, your eyes which you hadn’t realized you’d shut flew open. You sighed in relief to see Gale standing above you, body blocking the sun from your face. 

“Need assistance?” He asked one hand wildly gesturing towards you. 

Your eyebrows scrunched together until you realized he was referring to your armor. “I need a week's rest and a bath,” you groaned as you sat up.

“Unfortunately I cannot help you with the former, the latter however,” Gale began as he offered a hand to help you up,” there’s a stream not far off. In fact, Shadowheart is just back from washing up.

You took his hand and allowed yourself to be pulled to standing. Glancing over his shoulder you saw that Shadowheart had indeed bathed, long dark hair hanging damply around her. 

You sighed heavily, “not the warm soak I was hoping for but it will suffice.”

There was a quick stop at Gale’s tent to gather soaps and fresh clothing. There you also pulled off your armor leaving you standing in just your breeches and undershirt. Despite the warmth of the day you shiver slightly as a light breeze caressed all the places where your shirt was stuck to your body with sweat.

The stream was perhaps closer in size to a small, slow-moving river. The water was clean and clear with plenty of brush and trees obscuring banks from the camp beyond. There were large rocks jutting from the water, smooth and worn from times when the water had breached its boundaries. 

Eagerly you pulled off your boots and seated yourself on a rock, feet dangling into the cool water below. You hadn’t bothered to roll up the bottoms of your pants and the water was slowly soaking up them to your knee. It didn’t matter, everything was going to need to be washed anyway. 

The sun was briefly blocked again as Gale joined you on your rock. He sat behind you, legs bracketing yours. Though he’d taken the time to shove the ends up to the bend of his knees. You idly watched his leg hair dance in the current as he shifted behind you to find a comfortable spot. 

Without thinking, you leaned back against him seeking to take advantage of these few extra moments of rest. You winced and scrambled to sit back up when the dampness of your shirt met with his relatively dry one. 

“Sorry, I should probably actually bathe before trying to cuddle,” you apologized. 

One of Gale’s arms snuck around you, pulling you flush against him. “I will have you any way you’ll let me,” he said pressing a kiss behind your ear. 

A giggle forced it’s way from your mouth. 

He sighed, theatrically behind you, heaving shoulder jostling you. “I did not mean it that way,” he grumbled.

“I know,” you assured, raising a hand and squeezing his arm that was still drawing you back against him. 

“Although,” Gale’s voice was teasing though he buried his head into the crook of your neck.

You laughed again, “aways so kind, even when I’m gross.”

“You are far from gross,” Gale argued and then as if to make a point you felt his tongue trace a quick path from just below your ear to the collar of your shirt. 

You ineffectively attempted to squirm away, but he held you tight.

“How many times must I remind you that I am quite fond of your musk,” he mumbled, mouth still pressed against the skin of your neck. 

“I wonder if that stretch of celibacy got to you,” your turn to tease now. 

Gale chuckled, the force of it vibrating against you. “You, my love, are what’s gotten to me,” he insisted pressing a kiss to your skin. 

His arm finally dropped from where it held you to your thigh, kneading into the muscle gently. 

“Gale, in daylight?” You gasped in mock affront. 

Another chuckle and this time you found yourself arching to neck to allow his lips more space to roam. 

“Perhaps I already made it clear to the others to remain in camp.” He began trailing kisses over every piece of exposed skin. 

You smiled at that revelation. Maybe you should have been offended at his presumption but you weren’t. Gale frequently went out of his way to ensure your privacy even when it didn’t benefit him. 

His hand had traveled up your thigh, fingers gently playing with the laces. You rested your hand on his before plucking the tie open. Taking that as his permission Gale quickly loosened them before diving his hand inside.

He didn’t bother trying to get beneath your smalls, instead opting to rub against you over them. Your legs spread almost instantly, one leg hooking over the top of his. 

“Fuck,” you moaned arching your hips up against his hand. You an arm snaked around the back of his head, holding him into your neck as you rocked. Gale didn’t protest. Instead, he alternated between pressing gently sucking kisses and lapping small stripes with the tip of his tongue. 

With each rock of your hips you felt him hardening against you which only spurred you on. He was absolutely insane the sole rational part of your brain suggested, finding you attractive in this state. It didn’t matter though, his body wasn’t lying and you couldn’t help but love him for all his oddities.

Gale withdrew his hand and you moaned at its loss. 

“Up,” he insisted patting the side of your hip. 

Reluctantly you let him go and stood, twisting so you could brace your hand on his shoulder as you did. When you were standing he guided you, with an impatience you couldn’t help smile at, to turn so you were facing him. 

He was quick to help you shimmy from your breeches, glaring at you only a little as you both struggled with the damp legs. They were briskly discarded in the direction of the bank though you didn’t know if they’d actually made it. Your smalls were next to be shimmied down and then tossed. Until you were left standing naked from the waist down before him. 

He grabbed you by the hips and pulled until you were straddling him so close you could feel his puffs of breath on your cunt. 

“Shit,” you breathed, hand instinctively clutching at his hair. 

He balanced you with both hands on your ass, forearms bracing your thighs as he drew you in to close the gap. Gale’s mouth was on you with no further warning, tongue darting out to press between your folds. He was lapping everywhere not just your clit where you desperately wanted him. You wanted to drag him there but the way his fingers flexed against your ass told you he wasn’t going to allow you to direct this. 

That final ration part of your brain, the one slowly suffocating as the words Gale and please became the only things you could thing, realized you were standing precariously on a rock. One wrong move and you’d go flying into the water below. At least it was deep enough you weren’t likely to get seriously hurt if you did. 

Gale’s teeth ghosted across your clit causing all other coherent thoughts to flee from your brain. You were reduced to moans and whimpers as you ineffectively rocked your hips against his face begging him to do it right. You knew he could have had you coming by now which meant he was torturing you for fun. 

“Please,” you whimpered. 

Then he drew back. You seriously considered violence until your eyes met his. He held your gaze for a moment before slowly leaning back in, continuing to watch you. When his tongue pressed between your folds this time, he was serious. He alternated between sucking at your clit and pressing maddening circles around it with his tongue until you were all but trying to climb onto his face. 

When your orgasm rolled through you, hands gripping into Gale’s hair to keep his face in your cunt, you shouted loud enough it was likely those back at camp heard. Your thighs shook until you collapsed. Gale skillfully guided you down so you were straddling his lap. 

“I swear if you don’t fuck me right now, I’ll die,” you threatened through your panting, pussy clenching around nothing still. You needed him inside you.

“Insatiable,” Gale laughed as he quickly undid his own trousers. 

There was a few moments of awkward shifting as you refused to leave his lap but needed his pants pushed down. When finally his cock sprung free you grasped it greedily, shuffling forward on your knees. Gale realized what you were doing too late, hand reaching your hips to stop you as you already slid down on him completely.

“You’re going to hurt yourself, you’re too impatient,” he chastised hands pinning your hips to his, forcing you to give yourself time to adjust. 

You rolled your eyes at him, you’d been so wet there’d been hardly any resistance when you lowered yourself. Now you wanted to rock, you wanted so badly to fuck yourself on him that you were growing frustrated with him. 

Maybe it was the low growl that rolled from your throat that got him to release your hips, or maybe he too was finally growing impatient. But he released you and almost immediately you raised up on your knees just to sink back down his full length again. 

As you selfishly sought to continuously fill yourself with him, not interested in finding a rhythm yet, Gale set to work divesting you of the rest of your clothes. 

“Gods,” he groaned pressing a kiss to one of your nipples, “I cannot wait to take you home and make you ride my face for hours.”

The image that took up residence in your brain had your hips stuttering, suddenly now interested in finding a rhythm that would please both of you. His hands went to your hips in an effort to aid you this time and you let him guide you. 

He buried his face between your breasts, tongue tracing strange patterns. Curious you looked down and realized you’d begun sweating again and he was chasing the little beads that had dripped down your chest. You groaned hips rolling. 

“You’re insane,” you told him breathily. 

For once Gale had no response. He did allow his mouth to wander until his lips found your nipple again. He pulled it into his mouth and you moaned, head falling back. Your hand came to rest at the back of his neck, anchoring both of you. 

In that moment you could almost forget the tadpoles, the elderbrain, and the dead three. You could just exist in this space with Gale, his fingertips digging ever so slightly into your hips with each thrust, the sun beating down on your closed eyes. You wanted to remain here, like this, forever. 

The coiling in your belly quickly reminded you that moments never lasted. 

“Fuck, Gale, please,” you whined not sure what you were asking for.

He understood nonetheless. He took over then, fucking up into you. Hips snapping into yours in earnest. Each time it seem his cock buried deeper into you. You cried out pressing a hand between the two of you, fingers immediately going to rub against your clit. 

“Shit,” you cried, second orgasm crashing into you almost instantly. You lost balance toppling forward onto Gale. He held you tight, hips bucking up into you wildly now. With a groan he came, pulsing inside of you. 

After a moment he laid back in a move that was more of a collapse, bringing you with him. He tilted his hips in an effort to stay inside of you as you laid against his chest. Both of you trying to catch your breath. 

#gale x reader #gale x tav #gale dekarios #gale of waterdeep #kinktober 2023 #did we really think i was going to choose anything but sweat? #come on the man likes your musk and tells you he reads smut after a battle #was there ACTUALLY any doubt

[feralsunspotandtincan]

Luke tends to have half of a conversation in his head completely on accident, and poor Din has just learned to roll with it.

Luke, stirring some stew for dinner: -and that's why it's illegal, but still morally okay and so you can do it as long as you don't get caught. Right, Din?

Din, chopping potatoes with no idea of what kind of crime he's about to condone: You're absolutely right, Sweetheart. Pass the salt?

#Din's learned not to sweat the small stuff #his child and husband are legit magic he's gotta pick his battles #dinluke #luke skywalker #din djarin

[gwydpolls]

Time Travel Question 47: Early Modernish and Earlier 2 (Reposted. First Version Had Issues

These Questions are the result of suggestions a the previous iteration.

This category may include suggestions made too late to fall into the correct earlier time grouping. Basically, I'd already moved on to human history, but I'd periodically get a pre-homin suggestion, hence the occasional random item waaay out of it's time period, rather than reopen the category.

In some cases a culture lasted a really long time and I grouped them by whether it was likely the later or earlier grouping made the most sense with the information I had. (Invention ofs tend to fall in an earlier grouping if it's still open. Ones that imply height of or just before something tend to get grouped later, but not always. Sometimes I'll split two different things from the same culture into different polls because they involve separate research goals or the like).

Please add new suggestions below if you have them for future consideration. All cultures and time periods welcome.

#Time Travel #Queer History #India #Anne Bonny #Mary Read #Jack Rackham #Beauty Dave #Golden Age of Piracy #Pirates #Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart #The Dancing Plague #Tarrare #The Salem Witch #The Battle of Wayna Daga #The Adal Sultanate #Ethiopian History #Henry Morgan #Sweating Sickness #Dancing Plague #16th Century #18th Century

[sofiasfanartcollection]

Day 24 of TMayNT: Favorite turtle + villain dynamic

I chose Hypno-potamus from Rise of the TMNT for this prompt :]

I love his character development and how he seems to grow a soft spot for the turtles.

These sketches are redrawn from screenshots except for the doodles of rabbits, doves etc :]

(Note: I chose to draw Hypno in a top hat rather than a turban because one of the writers who worked on the show said that Hypno was not wearing the turban for religious reasons. It was part of his costume. Also, Hypno’s canon design, especially as a human, has similarities to harmful stereotypes of Romani people—so a few of Hypno’s fans on here including me like to depict Hypno with a top hat instead.)

the TMayNT challenge is hosted by @mikasleaf see more at @tmaynt

#sofia’s art #rottmnt #rise of the tmnt #rise hypno #hypno potamus #rise leo #rise raph #rise donnie #rise mikey #rise april #tmaynt #tmnt art challenge #studies #sketches #leave hypno and leo alone for a moment and hypno starts putting on a magic show #leo loves magic so much it would have been fun to see those two become friends #i think hypno would have been excited for a fan unlike ghost bear and meat sweats #hypno really did seem happy when donnie mikey and leo reunited in battle nexus: new york #and he took his role helping donnie seriously even though he didn’t know how to play chess and it seemed like only donnie was in danger #in the movie neither hypno nor leo seemed to take their fight very seriously hypno didn’t even take out his rings #also I didn’t draw anything about it but in a deleted scene for the movie in the bad future hypno and warren are on the turtle’s team #not only that but they appeared to be in leo’s inner circle they were with the people who we’re going to go back in time #in case you were wondering the little creature with the rabbits and doves is a character of mine

[sonwabile-reads]

*fire nation dignitery (fnd) saying something offensive during a meeting*

Zuko, turning to Azula, who was pretending she didn't hear them: Zuzu?

FND: *goes pale*

Azula:

#Zuzu Sibs #Zuko can fight his own battles for sure but it's fun watching grown men sweat because of his baby sister #The gaang thinks it's hilarious #atla zuko #prince zuko #zuko #atla azula #princess azula #azula #I'm enjoying these actually

[peachsayshi]

I constantly think about the after effects of what the shibuya incident does to nanami when he makes it out alive. like, the man definitely develops ptsd from the experience.

#jjk manga spoilers #cw ptsd #like he lost his eye and nearly his life that night #almost didn't live to spend the rest of his days with you #he wakes up in the middle of the night covered in sweat #he suffers form panic attacks #he's fighting this battle while still trying to hold on to being the strong composed husband you married #only you can see how much it chips away at him #he's so good at hiding it from everyone else #you have to enlist shoko for him #staying right by his side to help him through it </3 #jjk angst #nanami angst #*enlist shoko to help him

[randomrottmntscreenshots]

#rottmnt #rise of the teenage mutant ninja turtles #battle nexus: new york #mikey #meat sweats

[mintygreencake]

Having a uterus sucks because wtf do you mean I have to fight for my life every month??? 💀 DAWG I COULDN'T WALK TO MY LAST HOUR I PASSED OUT- 😭

#mintyrant #i was sweating like a mf too 💀 #it was even worse because I had my binder on so my asthmatic ass was struggling to breathe LMAO 💀😭 #Im a weak bitch bro GIVE THIS BATTLE TO ANOTHER SOLDIER GOD PLEASE 🙏🏽 #FIGHTING FOR MY LIFE 😭

[croszukis]

nick suzuki post-game — DAL @ MTL 02.10.24

#if i speak..... #he should not wipe his sweat more ig #the face of a man who lost the battle of the boba eyes to a worthy opponent #nick suzuki #montreal canadiens #*gifs #OH and can i request vampire au where he gets bittenthanks

[jakeperalta]

hate when I'm like oh I'm dehydrated better make sure I drink lots of water :) and then my body reacts by just peeing 50 times a day like girl!! stop getting rid of all the water I'm drinking I am trying to hydrate you here!!!

#woke up dehydrated today which isn't surprising because i was sweating so much yesterday lmao #but i am literally fighting an uphill battle to just rehydrate #(nobody tell me to just drink slower so my body can process it or whatever. i am but my body does not care <3) #talking

[ask-runaan-anything]

This might sound like a weird question but I’m a very curious person. How exactly did you use the bathroom when you were in the dungeon?

Viren's Katolis Dungeon B&B didn't have one. Zero stars.

#ask runaan #runaan answers #it's not really an issue when you've only had moonberry juice for several days anyway #sweated it all out during the battle

[stromuprisahat]

This post got me thinking- if solar eclipse makes animals assume it's sleepy-time, do Aleksander's shadows work the same way?

Are his attacks accompanied by sudden silence? Do birds and insects quiet, but horse and dogs frighten, neighing and whining in reaction to their masters' unease?

Did he ever use his shadows to confuse whole chunk of forest, making it easier to sneak near the unassuming prey, because there's no need of precision like blinding them would require, if they're asleep?

I want to know the impact of his powers on wildlife!

#Grishaverse #grishanalyticritical #The Darkling #V #There should be more done with his shadows. #Picture hot summer day #assembled armies sweating before the battle #Grisha comfy in their bulletproof kefta #shadow looming above them. #Camping in tents #moving only during night #but inside #there's comfortable dark for easier sleep.

[myfckingnameisnuwanda]

Dropping a still option cus' the vids I make never seem to catch on? ┐('～`;)┌

Kim Dokja and Yoo Joonghyuk are very different breeds of otakus. One does sports like Kendo, the other one has never seen the sun.

The vid is here. If anyone is interested TuT

#the video was made through a battle of blood pain and sweat #because #for those who don't know #my laptop has a virus #a very nasty one that messes with my mouse and my keyboard #but i think i've now spent enough time fighting with it to work around it! #the video and this fanart is proof of it!! #joongdok #kim dokja #yoo joonghyuk #fanvideo #fanart #orv fanart #orv fanvideo #orv #omniscent reader #omniscient reader's viewpoint #omniscient reader webtoon #i darkened yjh's skin tone because 7clubs' fanarts are too beautiful

[astaldis]

For @supercupcakecollector-love 

@whumpril  @chaos-company

Chapters: 1/1  Words: 678 Fandom: Wiedźmin | The Witcher Series - Andrzej Sapkowski Rating: Teen And Up Audiences Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply Characters: Milo Vanderbeck, Iola Druga | Iola the Second, Shani (The Witcher), Marti Södergren Additional Tags: whumpster-dumpster's Whumpril 2024, Day 2, Sweat, Battle of Brenna (The Witcher), chaos-company's Angstpril 2024, frozen

Summary: During the Battle of Brenna, Milo "Rusty" Vanderbeck and his helpers Marti, Shani and Iola do their best to save as many of the wounded as possible.

#angstpril2024 #the witcher #fanfiction #day2 #frozen #whumpril2024 #whumprilday2 #sweat #the witcher novels #the Lady of the Lake #battle of brenna #milo vanderbeck #rusty #marti södergren #iola the second #Shani