#batsibs are gonna tease

[moosefrog]

Jason: What's that on your face, brat?

Damian: *preens* What does it look like?

Jason: Honestly? Like you took eyeliner to your upper lip.

Damian: *scowls* I assure you, Todd, it is natural facial hair.

Jason: Naturally sparse and weird-looking.

Damian: *gasp* How dare you!

Dick: Good evening, Jason! Good evening, Damian! Oh, here, you've got something on your face, little D. *licks his thumb and tries rubbing at Damian's upper lip* Huh. It's not coming off.

Damian: UNHAND ME! IT IS MY MUSTACHE!

Jason: Yeah, Dick. It's his ~mustache~.

Dick: Your... oh! Pardon me!

Damian: You are both dead to me.

Steph: Hey guys! Ready for patrol? You've got a little something on your face there, Damian.

Damian: ...it is a mustache.

Steph: Is it tho?

Damian: *outraged squeak*

Jason: Puberty's a bitch when you're a bat.

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