#batsarebetterthanpeople

[ourflagmeansgayrights]

I genuinely think that both Ed and Stede would get rated the asshole on Reddit for their AITA recaps of eps 8-10 because they would both tell it in the most self deprecating way imaginable

they both make their posts within minutes of each other and yet it takes reddit weeks to realize it’s telling two sides of the same story bc they both frame themselves in such bad light nobody can tell the posts are describing the same exact sequence of events

#ask #batsarebetterthanpeople #mine #og #txt #ofmd #our flag means death #edward teach #edward teach born on a beach #stede bonnet #stede fucking bonnet #gentlebeard #blackbeard #j

[xoxoemynn]

Also thank you for sending out the love letters to everyone idk what spurred this on but you are a very sweet person 💖💖💖

Aww thank you! I've just seen a lot of sadness around these parts and I figured that I can't give people back their show, but I can spread a bit of love and try to make people feel a bit better. And honestly very selfishly it helped me feel better too, because there are actually a LOT of really amazing people here and it was nice to have that reminder. 💕💕💕💕

#ask #batsarebetterthanpeople #lovely people being lovely #💕💕💕💕

[jaskierx]

Lmao at that person like girl I bought a 20 dollar hat because I live in fucking Minnesota and then I accidentally left it on the bus. I was flushing 20$ that could have gone to Gaza down the toilet and should be summarily executed for supporting genocide

disgusting. blocked and reported. also ‘left it on the bus’?? you entitled shit spending money on the bus when you could’ve walked for miles and given your bus fare to charity 😤

#asks #batsarebetterthanpeople

[edandstede]

"you need to be more compassionate to the most cisgender character ever written because some people who have invented a way to have negative critical thinking and media analysis skills have decided to headcannon him as trans despite the fact that his entire narrative purpose is to enforce gender roles onto a character that one of the writers has said is a trans allegory and then feel kinda bad about it 8 episodes later" dear Canyon if you're a trans man Izzy isnt you Izzy is your parent who tried to force you to wear dresses and wouldn't let you take hormones and if you can't see that you need to go back and watch it again until you can learn to sympathize with actual trans characters.

fucking thank you jamie 🤝 jesus christ

#batsarebetterthanpeople #message in a bottle

[bizarrelittlemew]

How old is Taika in those pictures just out of curiosity

in these? he's 29 ✌️ (they're from the 2004)

#asks #batsarebetterthanpeople #taika waititi

[utterhomestucktrash]

I follow you from back when I was active in the Homestuck fandom and I never bothered to unfollow and I just stared at the name lupeta wracking my brain trying to figure out which Nepeta Homestuck ship that was for like a minute and a half

Sorry this ask was so funny... Ur so right... Lupeta Leijon is real and she lives in ur mind...

Some kind of cat sheep wolf thing...

#what a bullshit answer #utter trash doodles #lupeta oona #lupeta #nepeta #homestuck #batsarebetterthanpeople

[blakbonnet]

Hello 💌

Jamie, I kinda think you hate mushy stuff or being gushed over but you're gonna have to deal with it for this one.

Every time I see you on my dash, especially recently, I think of the phrase "a good man in a storm", yep that perfectly encapsulates you. You love big and loud and hard, and you never let your friends stand alone no matter what the situation may be. You sometimes remind me of the little protagonists in the fairy tales I read as a kid, squalls coming and friends reaching out for each other.

You do come across as super intimidating at first glance but you're loyal and honest and in spite of everything, fucking kind. You are uncomfortable fucking up but very comfortable owning up to it. Number one CJ enjoyer and while I will never understand your love for him, I LOVE your love for that twisted little gremlin.

#asks #batsarebetterthanpeople #💌

[handwrittenhello]

I'm holding a Jesse Pinkman vs Izzy Hands poor little meow meow contest on my blog because Izzy lost last round and that is the contest that I really wanted to see. If anyone wants to vote in that it is occurring btw

LIVE GRUDGE MATCH HAPPENING NOW

#tumblr's plmm contest #director's commentary #batsarebetterthanpeople

[bookshelfdreams]

I don't necessarily think that Ed saying it was a mistake is him blaming Stede for his bad life choices so much as him admitting that it's a life choice that he regrets

oh absolutely agree with you, but he does follow that up with "I told you I need to take things slow", which seems to me like he's putting a tiny bit of blame on Stede XD Even if it's just of the "I made a decision I regret and you didn't stop me" variety (and there's no way Stede doesn't hear blame in all that)

#and overall not the nicest thing to say to someone #i was gonna say esp considering all the baggage but i dont think ed knows about all the baggage so hes forgiven on that front #(also in general) #batsarebetterthanpeople #message #ofmd s2 spoilers

[zombee]

anyway.

#ofmd #our flag means death #batsarebetterthanpeople #is the lovely ed

[ourflagmeansgayrights]

I was about to argue with your most recent Blorbo tag that Blackhands wouldn't be able to have sex fully clothed playing mind games with each other because Ed is so far out of Izzy's league in that respect that it would be over in seconds but then I remembered that Ed is playing mind games with himself while Izzy stands there empty headed save for malicious intent as he eggs the mind games on, which is similar enough. And also that if Ed and Izzy ever did have sex Izzy would come from like 2 minutes in missionary and Ed would have to finish himself off (I'm imagining Izzy as topping because I don't want to make the Ed that lives in my brain do the toe scene again this time with his cock out that was upsetting for him) and that's basically the real sex equivalent of the mind games that are occurring in their relationship so you know what great Blorbo tagging

had to go digging to find what post you were talking about when you sent me this on august 19th. pretty sure it's this one:

anyway yes this is literally it thank you. you understand my vision perfectly. i just spent like 15 minutes trying to find that one post that's like "if i ever tag a character in a random post and you think it doesn't make sense that's bc i have a deeper and richer understanding of the material than you" to screenshot for this ask but i cant find it. the important thing is it's true all of my blorbotagged posts are objectively correct bc im incapable of ever being wrong.

#ask #batsarebetterthanpeople #txt #og #mine #ofmd #our flag means death #edward teach #ed teach #edward teach born on a beach #izzy hands #dizzy izzy #blackhands #image id in alt text

[beansprean]

Hello, I need you to know that I think about the way you incorperated Izzy's face tattoo into the Chihuahua!Izzy design roughly once a week

Dndjdejejk YAY I’m glad it read lmao

#chihuahua izzy is so special to me #batsarebetterthanpeople

[jaskierx]

ok so my OFMD cellblock tango line up: Ed and Mary, duh the song was written for them. Spanish Jackie, Evelyn Higgins of course. Jim gets to be number 5 and I'm gonna let the Swede be the eastern european woman who can't speak english. anyway I fired two warning shots into his leg

perfect. no notes. evelyn’s ‘murder is a natural cause’ would fit right in as a lyric. ned can be on the stage with them

#ofmd #obsessed with this actually #batsarebetterthanpeople #asks

[edandstede]

*clears throat* *scene voice* I made you a birthday cake but I eated it😞

you’re so random XD *glomps*

#rawr :3 #message in a bottle #batsarebetterthanpeople #jamie i hate this #don’t make me relive my teenhood this way #with violent msn messenger flashbacks

[canonizzyhours]

Re: 71 and 64.

So I wrote this fic over a year ago when I was a worse writer than I am now. It falls victim to the therapy speak trap a lot of newbies fall into where they have characters be way too self aware and rehash things in way more detail than real people would, and there's a couple of lines that are a bit haven't had good anal yet core. In addition it's less of a "giving Izzy character development" fic and more of a "you're all terrible at writing EdIzzy smut, here's how they would actually have sex if they were to fuck in canon." Fic that just happens to give Izzy a coherent character arc. The first three and a half chapters are porn and the remaining chapters are Lucius and Fang fixing them. There's not nearly enough daddy issues of drama because I wrote it before I knew what the Kraken would look like. All of that said it does fill the prompt of "season 2 predictive fic where Izzy remains deeply abnormal"

Also it's a fall out boy song fic sort of

https://archiveofourown.org/works/40960050

#78.

related posts: #71, #64

#ofmd #canonizzyhours #batsarebetterthanpeople

[zo1nkss]

You know me you know I'm not coming at you with this im just genuinely curious wym shadow banned??? Isn't that like something that happens on tiktok when they suppress you in the algorithm. Idk how they would do something like that on Tumblr when most people have best stuff first turned off and are on their following pages. I'm not saying I disbelieve you I'm just curious what Tumblr is doing to you

tbh I'm not being very specific or intentional when talking about it, I'm just using whatever word is easiest for me to remember in the moment. Officially I'm suspended but I also remember shadowban being used before algorithms when ppl got suspended or banned without warning (very possibly mistaken on that but idrk tbh)

#void rambles #answered #batsarebetterthanpeople