pov: your crush looks at you and you die /j
(au + designs by @chrisrin + based more or less on this by @playername-player-of-games)
I used this gif on discord earlier today and went "... wait a minute-" so I redrew it in like. an hour bc i'm insane ^^
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first time getting falsely accused of a murder VS. the 20th time
ANYWAY its my personal hc that after about the third time phoenix got accused he caved to maya’s advice and just started doing silly shit
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Muppet Fact #788
In 2006, Mattel released two Tickle Me Extreme themed Barbie dolls to coincide with the release of the TMX toy. The Barbies came with a mini replica of the toy that laughed when it was squeezed, a replica of the TMX box, an shirt with Elmo on it, an Elmo belt buckle, and a round purse with Elmo's face.
Source:
Tickle Me Elmo. Muppet Wiki.
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Nyen sitting around listening to music (grunge nirvana prob)
Listening to music only the strongest of (cat)men would listen to!
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Tumblr's favorite animated movie!
Toys versus toys!
Vote in the other polls!
What fans say:
The Lego Ninjago Movie:
"What I like about the movie:
I already liked Ninjago and now they went “alternate universe with other versions of your face characters” and I’m like “sweet, it’s free real estate”
Nya, the water ninja: “Please, the only hope for water here is if Jay has another accident in his pants.” (Jay then AGREES with this statement)
“I am a normal human teenager,” the android character constantly insists, very obviously not a normal human teenager
Jay has ✨anxiety✨ and we love him for it
The main character doesn’t have any flashy powers but instead simply Binds His Team Together By Loving Them So Much (/p)
The main bad guy keeps shooting people out of an active volcano by making it erupt and they all survive somehow and try to kill him (and his son, the main character who had no part in this) by boiling them alive in a DIFFERENT volcano"
Barbie in the 12 Dancing Princesses:
My favorite scene is either the one when all the sisters are working together to get past the guards or one of the scenes where they’re all dancing.
It's whimsical and light, and feels less like a plot driven narrative and more like a fairytale, which is my favorite kind of story.
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watching these adult right-wing bozo dudes write/film giant reviews about how the Barbie movie is an anti-man hate campaign is so funny. I don't even have a take other than it's the fucking Barbie movie. Ben Shapiro paid for a ticket to see the Barbie movie and then he bought some Barbie dolls and set them on fire (!) on camera because he was offended about poor Ken not becoming president of Barbieland or whatever. It's the Barbie movie. It's the Barbie. Movie.
These guys paid to see it. The whole pink Barbieworld is an evil matriarchy (because there are no male presidents) and it will corrupt young girls against motherhood because of the opening scene THE BARBIE MOVIE! HATES MOTHERS! They sat in those theatre chairs on opening night between the girls and the gays and the glitter and the pink and watched Ryan Gosling slide down a pink doll house slide. I saw someone comment how this movie will 'produce another generation of broken people'. They watched the giant beach fight and now they say this movie will teach little girls to hate men. It's the Barbie movie. It's the Barbie movie.
It's the Barbie movie. It's the Barbie movie. It's the Barbie movie. It's the Barbie movie. It's the Barbie movie. It's the Barbie movie. they PAID to SEE it and honestly, being hated by podcast losers is free advertising for Mattel's and Barbie's attempt at feminist signalling.
It's the Barbie movie. It's the Barbie movie. It's the Barbie movie. It's the Barbie movie. It's the Barbie movie.
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