#bam magera

[allthegothihopgirls]

jason (bam) and tim (knoxville) pranking dick (steve-o) with 'fanmail' someone left for them on a patrol route.

do you see the vision???

#i've been watching so much jackass #dick grayson #jason todd #tim drake #johnny knoxville #bam magera #steve-o #jackass #nightwing #red robin #red hood #batboys #batfam #batfamily #robin #the robins #dc #dcu #dc comics #dc batman #gothihop speaks

[aquascopex]

#jackass #johnny knoxville #steve-o #bam magera #chris pontius #meme

[shojimezolovemail]

I’m not sure if your still writing for jackass, but would you be willing to write headcanons for a female cast member who is just as crazy, gross, and funny as them?

A/N: i do still in fact write for jackass! feel free to send requests anytime :3 these are little short sorry! hope you still enjoy, sweetheart

warnings: mentions of things that could be gross (blood + etc), injuries of jackass level, mentions of throwing up and bodily functions

JOHNNY KNOXVILLE

he is absolutely stunned when he first meets you

you definitely make an impression by the willingness to fill in for stunts if needed

and your humor! he is already almost always laughing but he loves your timing in your jokes and things the most

johnny will keep it in mind to test your limits because he really is curious

the first time you do something gross is for sure dog poop related and the fact you don’t immediately puke impresses him

after getting dog poop on you, he is your first victim of who you’re ‘just trying to give a hug’

STEVE-O

if he sees you as a ‘rival’ to his own gross and insane stunts, he’s mad for a little while

but then he realizes he’s being ridiculous and now you have a ‘partner’ for all the gross stuff on set

steve-o’s tackling you the moment you get on the set

not for any other reason besides wanting to see if you’ll catch him

after knocking you directly into concrete and drawing blood, he’s learned to only come barreling at you near grass

you two are like an iconic duo on set too because you two are on the same level of being off your rockers

CHRIS PONTIUS

similar to knoxville, he’s a giggly guy so he loves your humor

definitely thinks you’re one of, if not the funniest on set

he loves watching you do the stunts others who’d never agree to, even if he’s a little jealous

this is a man who also definitely tackles you, just to do it so…be careful with him

since you made a good impression with stunts or pranks, whatever you fall victim to, he’s inviting you to do wild boyz with him and steve-o

if you agree, the crew has their work cut out for them because it’s just you, steve-o and pontius getting into trouble

BAM MARGERA

tries to act unimpressed with your willingness to take him place in stunts he backs out of but, he’s sighing with relief secretly

he takes a little while to warm up to you

once he does though, he’s dragging you around clubs and bars to share your jokes and stories

bam thinks you’re in fact very cool but will he ever admit that to you? probably not

he’s the first to grab a medic whenever you start bleeding or the few times you’ve been seriously injured

you’re smiling through it though because you’re a little impressed with yourself

“did the shot look good?” “oh fuck off, you nearly broke your fuckin’ leg.”

RYAN DUNN

ryan’s a man who is not tackling you but, throwing you around set

you’re trying to do a stunt despite being told to heal an injury? over his shoulder you go

he puts you back on the ground laying in the grass and runs away so you can’t attack him

it’s a very beautiful moment of your friendship with him for sure

the amount of times he’s had to drag you off to a medical tent or the staff because of an injury is too many to count

ryan knows you’re just having fun but deep down he gets a little worried, especially if you’re so similar to steve-o

DANGER EHREN

if you made a good first impression on him, he’s letting you participate in any stunts that involve him being hurt because he knows you’re not gonna sneak attack him in the nuts while a tooth gets yanked

you might do that after the stunt ends but never during

it’s always funnier to you if it’s not synced to the stunt or prank he was involved in

ehren’s a little skeptical of your draw to the more gross aspects of the job but, if it keeps him out of it, be his guest

he’s another person who appreciates your humor for what it is

will frequently assure you to retell stories and funny instances because he wants others to see what he sees

DAVE ENGLAND

the fact you’re alright with gross things is enough for you to be good in his books

for the amount that he shits on set, it doesn’t hurt to have another person desensitized to it

he tries to help with your injuries as well as much as he can

“i told you not to jump off that story and what did you do? jump off the story! on a surfboard no less.” “did i look cool?”

dave appreciates your wild side and encourages you to participate in any stunt you feel like you can handle

of course, he’d prefer if you didn’t try to sneak stunts while in recovery from another one but there’s only so much biting from you he can take

#jackass #platonic jackass #johnny knoxville #jackass headcanons #steve o #danger ehren #ehren mcghehey #bam magera #ryan dunn #chris pontius

[knoxville-coroner]

Thinking about how fucked up bam looks in the hockey fight intro

#WHY DID THEY PROP HIM UP CONCUSSION AND ALL ITS SO FUNNY #bam magera #jackass #jackass season 1 episode 1

[mind--funeral]

#bam magera #it sucks to see where hes at but hell always be a hero to me

[androcola]

BAM MAGERA IS DEAD?!!? HOLY SHIT?

[hyukleberryfinn]

I wasnt born queer. I became queer when I watched Bam Magera kiss Ville Vallo to Cascada's "Everytime We Touch" on youtube in 2007

[slur-sayer]

god bless you Bam Magera for introducing me to so much good music

#<3 #loml #jackass #bam margera #cky #viva la bam

[wanlittlehusk]

on a scale of bam magera to gerard way how well have you aged out of being an early 2000s provocateur with dyed black hair and Issues

[scumfork]

#evil #bam #magera #horror #walmart

[break-upclub]

bam magera was at my local skate park yesterday. his gf is selling leather

#im still thinking abt this #we were straight up gonna go out but it was so windy n we were full of mexican food #like what the hell #duck shut up

[thinkingwithtala]

Backstage with Bam Magera

I was 18. I still remember walking out my bedroom door to go to my two jobs. I almost grabbed a deck of tarot cards- just incase I met Bam. I was going to Down Under Bar after work to meet up with my friends and see Fuck Face Unstoppable. I decided that they were too heavy to carry around in my bag all day and I could just read his palm anyway. After two shifts at two different jobs, I made my way to Down Under Bar. The show was almost over. There was a guy with his dick out on stage. It was messy to say the least. Entertaining- of course. Everyone started to clear out once the show was over. The drummer however stuck around for photos with people from the crowd. Maybe he was famous. Everyone pushed in front of me as I waited. And eventually they all left and I got my photo. He looked at me and said “wanna come back stage?” I replied immediately “can my friend come?” “Who’s your friend?” I pointed to my girl friend who took the photo. “Sure”. We then headed back stage. It was in this moment I realised he was expecting us to hook up with him. I turned to my friend immediately when I realised what the fuck was going on. “I’m not fucking him” I hissed at her. “It’s okay” she said. Or maybe she didn’t. But I felt like it was going to be okay. We got back to the green room, where I saw an old teacher that taught at my school- who had quit teaching to pursue photography- with a bunch of others talking in the small room. We continued to follow the drummer into the room next to it. “Me and Novak want a foursome” he announced. Absolutely fucking not. I think that was actually the first time I’d ever heard such a term. My friend and I made our way to the big leather couch and sat down. Avoiding the expected foursome. I was sitting next to Bam with a decent amount of space between us. My friend and I couldn’t believe we were there. Sitting next to an absolute rockstar. “I really want to read his palm” I told her. “Do it!” She encouraged. I breathed in. Gasped for enough courage. Tapped on his shoulder. “Can I read your palm?” “Go for it” he replied softly, and ever so coolly. I grabbed his hands and began searching the lines. His fingers were covered in more rings than I’ve ever seen anyone wear before. Rockstar. I grabbed my phone and passed it to my friend- “Can you please take a photo?” She was a good friend. Without that photo there would be no proof that this ever happened. A woman appeared, a photographer. Curious woman she was. She was gorgeous. Skinny. Black hair. Tattoos. Rockstar. “Can you read mine next?” “Of course”. As it turns out, they were engaged to be married. They are beautiful people. With good hearts. My heart goes out to them. Always. After the readings, there was a cheeky dooby being passed around- which it would have been rude not to have a puff…

Another friend of mine ended up back stage with us, I hadn’t seen her in a while so was very excited that we were all there. We went to the bathroom to pee and also fan girl out. When we came out I saw a man on a couch getting photos taken. I didn’t recognise him but figured he must be famous so naturally I wanted a photo with him too! His name is Brendan Novak. After we got our photo taken, my curiosity got the better of me and I asked to read his palm too. I began to read his palm and he stopped me half way through, explaining that they were doing a documentary on their tour and wondered if it was okay for me to be filmed. I agreed. “Okay start from the start”. I began to read his palm from the beginning- by this time I had started getting really into it and was picking up on all kinds of energy. He stopped me half way through again. “I would be the first person to tell you if you were full of shit, but so far you’ve been spot on, keep going”. I remember seeing all this love coming from his higher self and began talking about all the love he has to give. I was also picking up on the drummer across from us with groupies crawling all over him becoming angry at me because I was not there to - well- be a groupie. I ended up leaving with my friends after getting the videographers details to keep in contact and we hit the clubs. I am still waiting for the footage to be released- if ever.

[hourlyhiphop]

Lamar Odom Visits Bam Magera In Hospital

Lamar Odom Visits Bam Magera In Hospital

[hiphopnewsonline]

Lamar Odom Visits Bam Magera In Hospital

Lamar Odom Visits Bam Magera In Hospital

[1310ranchhouse]

Check out this listing I just added to my Poshmark closet: VINTAGE 90s BAM BELT BUCKLE.

[oldfandomrelics]

#Jackass #Steve-O #Bam Magera #Betty White