MILF Jaheira based on a photo from Tracy Wiles
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The biggest punch in the gut from Patch#3 is not the fact that Clown Jaheira was a glitch, but that I didn’t even suspect it was a glitch. I had never used the clown makeup in my game, so there was no way for it to copy from my Jaheira over, and I fully assumed it was an intentional design choice by Larian. I didn’t question that shit for one second, that’s how fucked up this game has me. Of course Evil Clown Jaheira is robbing a bank. Who else would possibly be responsible.
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Penelope and Astarion's relationship is sweet and innocent, Jaheira!
(Dangle is on the left and Delight is on the right btw.)
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JAHEIRA IS ANTI VAMPIRE SPAWN LMAO I know that one dialogue with her exists in town but this knocked me OUT-
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I am absolutely flabbergasted by the lack of tav/jaheira on ao3
I'm going to fix that
mark my words I WILL fuck that old woman
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For some reason I’ve been thinking about if the Baldurs Gate 3 companions ever became parents how that would go… this is just my opinion I thought of while doing dishes.
Wyll: I can see him having a few kids, even training one of them to be the next Blade of Frontiers.
Karlach: I can see her adopting a bunch street kids and just being a fun parent. Having her own little army calling her Mama K.
Gale: I feel like if he did have a kid it wouldn’t be planned and he’d treat them like an apprentice. I can also see him not being bothered if he never had kids.
Astarion: I feel he’s the kind of guy who would reluctantly get attached to a like, 13-15 year old orphan and never admit it until something awful happened to them.
Shadow heart: Eh, I think she’s more of an aunt type tbh.
Lae’zel: I can’t picture her with kids.
Halsin: he may have a bunch of kids with a bunch of people and raise them all together in a big group with the other kids of the grove.
Minthara: I think if she did have a kid it’s quite possible she’d kill them at some point for the greater good or if they just pissed her off.
Minsc: All the children would love him but he wouldn’t have any of his own.
Jaheira : she already has kids just look at that.
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I love having three (3) Druids in my BG3 party because it leads to situations like this:
I’m just thinking about Astarion being tormented by these tree hugging hippies who are intentionally fucking with him by saying the same thing over and over again as a sort of inside joke which he, Mr. Rich City Boy Magistrate Ancunin™️ Does Not Understand.
“A young cave bear- killed and stuffed before its teeth were fully grown.”
Astarion, who has had to deal with these motherfuckers saying nothing but “A young cave bear- killed and stuffed before its teeth were fully grown.” In different intonations for the last thirty minutes while exploring the city he so dearly missed: I hope we all fucking die to the elder brain.
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A hit on the head can give you your new best friend
My Durge has a decent intelligence, but sometimes he can get kinda stupid, Minsc is a genius and we know it, just ask Boo
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the description of Jaheira's panties says that it’s decorated with embroidery with ducks. let me assume that this is a gift from a fellow-druid....
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