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[badwunstuff]

Y'all underestimate the power of your coochies. It is literally the best tool for manifesting through sex magick. You don't even need to sleep with someone to do, in my opinion sex magick works best when you're using on yourself for yourself!💫

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[spinningalbinoturtle]

Social Media headcanons

Aragorn

Has an official Instagram and Facebook accounts as a head of state. He also has a private account that his friends follow him on: strideranger alternatively strangerranger or rangerdanger on tiktok. His insta consists solely of pictures of his horse, Arwen and occasionally videos of cool plants or wildlife. He captions thing like an old man. His Tiktok is tracking tutorials and again nature videos. He hates twitter and isn’t on it.

Legolas

All the social medias his names include princeofmirkwood, andmybow, and legolocks. Has over a million followers in insta, tiktok and twitter. He posts lots of glammy photos of himself in the woods and tutorials of how to keep your hair and makeup intact in the battlefield. He also edits slow mows of himself shooting orcs. Doesn’t have Facebook because he claims its “for old people” despite being the second oldest member of the fellowship Posts his random thoughts in twitter and gets like thousands of retweets every time

Gimli

anmyaxe, lordofglitteringcaves, gimlet, are some of his names. Posts angry rants on twitter and faceboo. Regularly gets into internet fights with trolls. Posts videos on tiktok of his various stone projects and his workout routine (the latter gets a lot of views) Everyone loses it when he and Legolas team up for a “elf braid vs dwarf braid” youtube video. Oh yes he also has a very popular youtube channel where he explains how to of various craft trades.

Pippin

Has made foolofatook his name for everything and also a hashtag. Huge on twitter and twitch, he also has insta and tiktok and a youtube channel with Merry. Said Youtube is very popular and involves pranks, media reviews, and him and Merry doing stupid shit

Merry

Does a lot of work on the channel with Pippin. Also has a twitch and twitter. Insta king people think he’s really cool. He is the kind of person who shares his progress on candy crush and duolingo. Tried to make merrychristmas his username but it was taken and so went with theweedprofessor. His tiktok is more popular than Pippin’s but Pippin’s twitter is more popular

Sam

Not huge on social media mostly got it because his friends peer pressured him into it. Has facebook and always says happy birthday to people on it but gets annoyed by all the politics. His instagram is samnotsowise alternatively gardeningamgee. Its super wholesome, lots of pictures of his plants and pets and him and Frodo. Sometimes he’ll post a poem

Frodo

Frodo would be on tumblr tho. Username is bagginit on insta and frodoninefingers on twitter which he never uses. His tumblr is ringringhello. He also has insta but rarely posts anything except occasionally a picture of Sam. He has a linguistics Youtube channel where he talks about elvish history and language. Actually the most political on social media this is because Frodo has a very strong moral compass and wants to get the word out about important issues.

Boromir

He’s a twitch streamer I’m sorry. He also has twitter at hornofgondor. Likes everyone of Merry and Pippin’s videos and posts and reposts them with captions like “love these guys!!!” Mostly shares memes on twitter and facebook very much dad vibes

Gandalf

Posts weird shit that no one understands on facebook and instagram at thegreywizard

Bilbo

He has facebook and likes to tag his relatives in things that he knows will annoy them. Other than that he just posts memories of Frodo like the proud parent he is Like every birthday he’ll post something really sweet and sappy like “so proud of the young man he’s become”

Elrond

He gets in trouble on twitter sometimes but not nearly as much as Thranduil

Faramir

Insta and tiktok at stewardstew. Mostly posts pics of his cats. Reposts everything Eowyn posts. Likes to uplift his friends. Answers citizen questions on official gondor accounts very warmly. Also shares memes

Eowyn

She has a podcast and everyone has been a guest at some point. She highlights inequalities in middle earth. Lots of reposts of feminist events and programs. Badass pics of her with her sword on her insta and tiktok. She does lots of tiktok challenges. Her username is iamnoman on tiktok and eowinner on instagram

Arwen

Like legolas is all over insta posts lots of glammy photos in the woods as well. But she also shares a lot of Eowyn’s posts. Posts lots of inspirational quotes and stuff. Is really into yoga and posts about that as well. Her name on all social medias is evenstarwen

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[christinealtomare]

derek_klena: The gift that keeps on giving. #bagginit @itsjohnbolton

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[badwunstuff]

Niggas who be like "I want to see your nails done" or "you're my type but you don't have a ( ) piercing" are usually the ones who aren't even going to pay for those things😂😂😂🙄👀

Y'all are weird, please😭😭

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[badwunstuff]

Another thing y'all forget to do when giving head is using your tongues to the best of your ability. Stop licking in one direction the whole time, loosen your tongue enkare your tongue has been practicing yoga mahn!🙄

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[badwunstuff]

If your hair smells like MPL oil after you apply it on your scalp how do you think a discharge and pubic hair combo is going to turn out?🤷🏽‍♀️

Anyways, Happy Friday...

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[badwunstuff]

I'm definitely the ideal example of how to make love to the camera🤭🥰

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[badwunstuff]

Material things matter to me, I don't give a fuck what anybody has to say about that! I love the soft life and I have a great appreciation for things that are appealing to the eye. Believe you me, I am not saying I can easily be bought, but I do however like to be wooed. I love the idea of being swept off my feet and if there's no one to do that for me then I'm definitely going to do it for myself; I am SOOO in love with myself that if I am not treated how I treat myself then ta-ta to whoever is not with the programme. If you're judging people for being materialistic then that's on you🤷🏽‍♀️. I'm pretty you have things you love too, focus on that and let us lovers of money do our thing hun!😌👑🔥

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[badwunstuff]

"You can kiss my ass for all I care, I actually kinda like it."

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