#bachelors.

[drink-tang-gang]

30!

30. Free space! Say something about this ship that you want to say!

Ok this is gonna sound like a bummer, hear me out, but:

The furthest Bugs and Daffy will ever be together is the pseudo relationship thing they have goin on. No marriage. We'll be lucky if they even call each other boyfriends.

This is for multiple reasons, the principal being that, in a meta sense, Warner Bros. won’t ever recognize that Bugs and Daffy are a couple. The “Baffy canon” thing we got in August? Social Media move. Baffy is a trend they saw rising, and bc there’s so many of us out there, they decided to play along with us for now. Yet, there’s no way to canonizing the ship beyond socials, and that's a very safe pr move. Like, we have to see them get together on screen for it to become real. And how would they do that? Throw in a special? Make a Looney Tunes Short where they’re, without explanation, suddenly an item? Devote an entire musical feature film to their relationship to take the time to develop a relationship, and make sure all LT media going forward upholds their status as couple( hm)? What would this mean for viewers seeing things like from the past like, Space Jam? Will this confuse or alienate much of the audience?

Another reason– toons don’t get married. Mickey Mouse and Minnie Mouse, Popeye and Olive Oyl, all iconic romantic mascots, are eternally dating. So if by some miracle Bugs and Daffy profess their love to each other on screen, and there’s merch of them, and their profiles officially change to that of “each other’s official romantic interest” , well, that’s all they’re gonna be. Romantic Interests. I suspect it’s to keep the appearance of eternal youth, them being able to be their own separate thing while still able to be slapped onto marriage merch or singles merch regardless. It just opens up opportunities for storytelling, because marriage is usually reserved for “the end”. In animation, marriage is like, a resolution rather than a development.

Another reason they won’t get married? They’re too damn chicken and got a shit ton of issues. Will they hastily get married in Vegas one vacation? And proceed to regret yet long for that title of “spouse” for the rest of their lives? Yes. Will they ever sit their hyperactive asses down and ponder their personal issues over attachment and vulnerability to commit to something as demanding as marriage? Hell nah. That’s not their style at allllll. I can see them joking to each other about it a couple times, tryna gauge how the other reacts to the big M word, wonder if the other also thinks of it. Daydreams what it would be like to be married. ACT like a married couple. But they ultimately don’t do it.

For quick thinkin toons, they’re sure slow about these things. Aww but cheer up! It’s only taken them 80 years to finally be together. What’s another 80 more to tie the knot, eh?

#baffy #isn’t that lovely? (ask tag) #daffy duck #bugs bunny #All that aside #Bugs and Daffy are designed to #and always will be #bachelors. #and I don't mean it in a sad way like 'awww bugs and daffy will never be togetherrrr no marriage no dating wahhh' #I actually find it soooo funny and interesting! #they've been divorced and married so many times within a century without ever once reciting vows like what the hell man #I love them so much <3 my disaster mascots #again ppl love posting on here that they're married or dating and i'm like broooo its been 80 years and they aint done shit!

[glitteringpoet1685]

When you're just trying to make some goddamn soup but Elliott wants to have sex in his mouldy ass cabin.

#stardew valley #sdv #sdv elliott #elliott stardew valley #stardew valley bachelors

[cambrry]

I started a new game to play the new farm but😭😭 I forgot how mean used to be Shane at the beginning

#He doesn't know it yet but he's gonna be my husband #stardew valley #sdv shane #sdv fanart #sdv farmer #stardew fanart #stardew shane #my art #digital drawing #fanart #stardew bachelors

[forksthousands]

this goes out to all the stardew heads…… ive been in Farming Lockdown since the update came out

#stardew valley #stardew bachelors #stardew bachelorettes #my arts #sdv

[hometoursandotherstuff]

#elephant seals #bachelor beach #other stuff

[timdrakesbussy]

Stardew Valley Text-Posts

Please reblog haha you’re so sexy

#cw: f slur #stardew valley #sdv #stardew valley memes #sdv memes #sdv bachelorettes #sdv bachelors #sdv abigail #sdv alex #sdv elliott #sdv emily #sdv haley #sdv harvey #sdv leah #sdv maru #sdv penny #sdv sam #sdv sebastian #sdv shane #sdv wizard #sdv pam #sdv evelyn #sdv krobus #sdv vincent #sdv robin

[onemagpie]

Au where Goncharov and Andrey survive everything, grow old together and sit on a street all day somewhere in the south of Europe

#Goncharov #Goncharov 1973 #unreality #gossiping old dudes #I have a bachelor degree in drawing guys sitting next to each other

[idledee]

my universe

#alien stage #mizisua #almost forgot to post this ooppssieesss #mizi #sua #doods #btw i just got my bachelors in pharmacy!!!!one more year till doctor!!

[stardustera]

wow panic! at the disco gone after 19 years... thank you for 4 years of great music!

#panic! at the disco #stop saying death of a bachelor is good on this post. death of a midelor.

[artsyvamp]

my art of the stardew bachelors from tiktok ✨

#i already posted the seb and elliot ones #but they need to be all together shfkjf #stardew valley #stardew valley bachelors #sdv #stardew valley fanart #sdv sam #sdv shane #sdv sebastian #sdv elliott #sdv harvey #sdv alex #my art #fanart #artsyvampart

[skipppppy]

I want to thank everyone so much for the support on my timeskip bachelorette art!!! Glad you were all excited to see the boys. Hopefully I didn’t keep you all waiting too long and hopefully I did them justice! Here they are! (and Krobus)

(Also. If you like these and want me to draw your farmer smooching their spouse, I can! My commission info is here)

#i hope dilf Elliott lives up to your expectations #stardew valley bachelors #alex sdv #elliott sdv #harvey sdv #sam sdv #sebastian sdv #shane sdv #krobus sdv

[fernacular]

#Stardew Valley #im not tagging all of these characters jesus christ #everyone #furries #i guess? #animal versions #sdv bachelors #sdv bachelorettes #my art

[homenecromancer]

when i mention that memes are one of the reasons i came to tumblr, keep in mind that this is what memes looked like in 2009

#this one was called #foul bachelor frog #memes #reblogs are off for the time being bc this got around to ‘has Bible verses in profile’ circles and i do not like that #hall of fame

[wombywoo]

civvies

#call of duty #cod #simon ghost riley #john soap mactavish #john price #kyle gaz garrick #my art #this is just after Simon's bi-yearly haircut by an actual barber #and not over the kitchen sink #is it any surprise that Gaz has the most style? no #Soap is somehow the least-douchey douchebag north of the border #Price is contemplating where his marriage went wrong despite being an eternal bachelor #and if my only accomplishment in this fandom is to defame Ghost for his unequivocal lack of swag #so be it~

[forksthousands]

hands u more of them

#stardew valley #stardew bachelors #stardew bachelorettes #sdv #my arts

[nerdpoe]

Lucius Fox is in the drive thru for some coffee, and like. He's just. He's had a time, okay?

He's stuck on some equations in regard to the amount of torsion a joint would go through if it's half in his dimension and half in another, and it's driving him up a wall.

He's been up for like forty-eight hours, he's tired, he's thirsty, he just wants a coffee, and also how to solve this dilemma.

He doesn't expect the barista in the drive-thru he's ranting about the engineering issues to actually provide decent feedback, and give him a few alternatives.

So he rushes to the pick-up window, not even caring to order, to look at this godsend of a barista.

It's a scrawny kid with black hair and blue eyes, looking startled. Boy can't be more than eighteen.

He asks what college the kid is going to, or plans to go to.

To his absolute horror, the kid-Danny, according to the nametag-says he can't afford college. That he'd had a stint in highschool where he just hadn't been able to focus, and his parents had spent every penny they had on their own inventions.

So that was why he was a barista; because if he worked there for four years, they would offer tuition assistance.

Which.

No. No no no no no.

Lucius pulls around to march into the store, Bruce Motherfucking Wayne already blearily on his phone.

He is getting this kid, and any friend of his, into college.

If Bruce won't foot the bill, he will.

#dpxdc #dcxdp #dp x dc #dc x dp #phanfic #story prompt #lucius fox aggressively shoving Danny into higher education #and already putting in a good word for him in via Bruce #“oh you wanted to be an astronaut and a medical issue and grades are preventing that?” #“fantastic news the WatchTower is built different and has competent medical staff on board u want in?” #danny's thrilled ofc #not the astronaut he thought he'd be but like #close enough #sweet #sam disowned her parents after getting out of the house #so there went her college fund #Tucker got into Gotham U on like all the scholarships #but now Danny and Sam don't have to work their butts off to keep all three of them fed #while waiting for Tucker to finish his bachelors #now they get to go to college too #AND have money for living expenses