#ba dum tsss

[rayj4ck]

#poll #tumblr polls #I don’t think this one is gonna do numbers #ba dum tsss

[climbdraws]

have I ever shown u guys the mini chest that holds sticker sheets

#are you an artist? no im a drawer #ba dum tsss

[aptenodykes]

kylo had the opposite of the “dead beat dad leaving to get the milk” experience

he became a deadbeat son to get milked

#kylo ren #ben solo #star wars #star wars sequels #ba dum tsss #discord saw it first

[tiodolma]

Sir Kay insulting every new person he meets then becoming their friend afterward is the funniest running gag. He never stops being a bitch and being the best seneschal.

#sir kay #le morte d'arthur #thomas malory #this kay maybe a downgrade but he is fun to watch #consistency is Cei #mark of being good seneschal #heli blobbing #ba dum tsss

[kokokonoekonoe]

「 Wow...♪ Are you wishing me a happy birthday? Thank you, Producer! Let's celebrate with Yuta♪ 」

「 Are you wishing me a happy birthday? Thank you, Producer. Let's have a birthday party. You, me, and big bro♪ 」

HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO AOI & AOI—!!

No looking glass intended, dw you can cry here:)

#ensemble stars #enstars #ensemble stars icons #enstars icons #icons #hinata aoi #aoi hinata #yuta aoi #aoi yuta #aoi twins #2wink #enstars 2wink #HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO 2WINK!! #no looking glass intended #cry all you want since i mentioned looking glass #no looking glass pun #ba dum tsss #shiu posting

[moonlitmartyr]

My friend doesn't like to eat liver, she says it smells offal

#BA DUM TSSS

[dangerous-advantage]

writing warm-up

prompt: mikey, raph, and leo complain about the heat. time taken: 43:04 (oops) word count: 452

"Urgh," Leo groaned. "It's so hot."

The turtles were splayed out across the concrete top of a building, laying on their stomachs and sides. The sky above was an unyielding blue, filtered through the thin layer of smog that offered nothing but a distinct, smoky aftertaste to each breath.

Billboards buzzed and blinded, advertising restaurant chains and insurance. 'Have a coke and a smile!' 'Fly the friendly skies of United.' 'Great Wolf Lodge -- Bringing joy to families. All together.'

The sound of midday traffic faded into the backdrop of the city, voices shouting back and forth mixing with sirens in the distance. Up here, the sun beat down on their shells with little care for it's burn. The wind they had hoped to find high up on the rooftops was stubbornly absent, nothing more than a few half-baked attempts at a breeze.

"It's been three hours, he has to be done by now," Leo whined.

"I dunno, Leo," Raph replied, fanning himself with a large, red sensu fan. A dragon in shining black ink weaved across it's folds as if scaling a mountain, jaw outstretched in a yawn. "You know how Dee gets when he's doin' tech installation. A single misstep and we get a repeat of The Incident of '14."

A collective shudder passed through the group.

"I see your point," Leo admitted, rolling onto his stomach. "But also-- you couldn't even let me take my comic book? I'm right in the middle of "Jupiter Jim: Return to Shiroshi!"

"The sooner we got out, the better," Raph stated. He dipped his chin in a solemn nod.

"He'd better be installing a new air conditioner," Leo grumbled, but offered nothing more, languishing in dramatic silence.

"Hey!" Mikey piped up, sitting up. He'd been watching the street from above, arms crossed beneath his chin. "I know what we could do!"

Raph and Leo glanced over.

Mikey pointed over the edge. "Let's go to the aquarium!"

"Urgh, no thanks," Leo groaned. "Right now, the only thing I want to see swimming is myself."

"And plus, we don't have our disguises," Raph added. "Sorry, buddy."

Mikey deflated a little, drawing Leo's eye.

"Hey, wait a minute," Leo said, sitting up. "That's not a bad idea! Why don't we go swimming?"

"That sounds great, Leo, but uh, where exactly?" Raph asked. "Unless you're looking to take a dip in the Hudson, we're not exactly spare any secluded beaches."

"Actually," Leo mused, "I was thinking something a little more..."

"Biocompatible?" Mikey quipped.

"Flashy?" Raph deadpanned.

Leo's mouth took on a slight curve, fingers across the hilt of one of his katanas. Glancing across the street, he set his eyes on one of the billboards.

"How about... splashy?"

(@thecoralkids i have no fucking clue why, but it ate your ask before i could finish answering it, so i'm just making a whole 'nother post lmao. thanks for the ask!! <3)

#ba dum tsss #rottmnt #rottmnt drabbles #dangerous drabbles #bro it took me 5 million years to get to this but then again that is why i asked for prompts #so i could hoard them like a dragon hoarding gold #anyway #if you sent me an ask prompt rest assured i will get to it someday! #they are very helpful for getting the creative juices flowing #didn't read back through this so i apologize for any glaring errors lmao #my writing #can you tell my understanding of new york comes entirely from percy jackson? /j /lh

[zeravmeta]

yoooo so apparently in the 3.5 ak announcement they’re updating the game so you can run operators alongside their alts

big win for the seabor- ii mean abyssal hunter fans

#ba dum tsss #also chen/chalter fans

[galactic-dragoness]

I guess you could say she's

Stoned

#ba dum tsss #onix #pokemon #pokemon go

[aptenodykes]

TIE silencer

Tai silencer

#ren prime #tai star wars #star wars #aptenotalks #kylo rides both of them as well #ba dum tsss #I’ll be here all week

[lesbianracecars]

guess we can say that Will Power had the willpower to win that one

#ba dum tsss #coolest name in sports i swear #he had to drive cars #will power #indycar

[sparklev0id]

i have GOT to stop waiting a whole extra week to do my shots smfh

#its just a pain in the ass #ba dum tsss

[the-hoziest-archive]

this just in, deleted the mean things i wrote about my sometimes-girlfriend, who im big time annoyed with, and told my friend i'll calm down and talk about it tomorrow

#throwing shade is over we are mature adults now #well at least i am #BA DUM TSSS #ok last one lol #i can make a little joke.. as a treat #emma.txt

[tori--himemiya]

eichi cg appreciation post. he's so pretty

#eichi #! or !! era he's so fine #ba dum tsss

[narrie]

Hopefully little freak is a concept song 🙏

a fine line for him i believe

#ask #ba dum tsss

[shaylixie]

His chest isn't enough. Look at his arms and legs. I want to suck his dick like a vacuum and bury my face in that pube hair.

-🌵

LMAO I mean-

#cactus in heat #makes sense #ba dum tsss #shay's asks #🌵 anon #shay's anons