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i accidentally hyperfixated on cookie clicker about a month ago and now im 62% of the way through the achievements (+ a few shadow achievements.)

I have school work to do. And a job.

i have one thing to offer the world in the fight against capitalism and that is preventing people from getting anything done

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#literally Pokémon the only thing i 'grew up' with #in that i watched the cartoon and got emotionally attached to it

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He needs a nap from napping so much

#me

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this image is beautiful to me it is holy, this should be in a gallery

#me n lawri have pins like this <3333

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i am not a “content creator.” i am a weird faggot on the internet

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no one wants to join my book club 😔

#as it stands. there is no book club #cant have a 1 member club lol #saddest existence ever

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#LSKSJHSHSH

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VERY IMPORTANT REMINDER, DONT FORGET: [The contents of this reminder have been erased]

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People underestimate how much it fucks you up to be subtly excluded as a kid. I would try to talk to my classmates and be met with disinterest or annoyance. The one friend I had, who I clung to and nodded along to his every word, had other friends he liked just as much or more. And his other friends didn’t care for me at all.

I look back at pictures from the time and see how separated I was from them. I remember knowing I was different. I remember posing questions about the world to the girls playing next to me and realizing that they had never asked the same ones to themselves. That the ways we thought couldn’t be more different.

I kept myself amused with my own fanatical stories and musings in my head. I would wander the playground on a circular path, imagining a friend and being sorely disappointed when it didn’t feel as real as I’d hoped.

There was a bubble separating me from everyone else, thin, and nearly invisible, but with a pearly sheen you could catch under the right conditions. I knew it was there, they knew it was there, and it changed me

#yeah imagine if i knew all this psych shit about belonging and social needs when i was 10 lmao #i might have kms fr

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if you’re gonna have a big celebrity voice a character in your animated movie you should show it to a test audience and if they can correctly guess who the celebrity is you need to fire the celebrity and hire a real va

#some face actors have really funny voices i love hearing in animated movies and i will die on this hill!!!! #im thinking about jenny slate mainly #and spiderham

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me and the coffee i pulled by being financially irresponsible

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one thing about me is i am a boy who loves to turn down the screen brightness

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I was today years old when I learned that sean astin l i v e d the plot of mamma mia

#hello?????

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For me, I'm in my 30s and the last time I was druuuunk-drunk was approximately 8 years ago. I've only ever been tipsy since then, but never properly drunk. (It was a really, reeeeally bad hangover that caused me to never want to be drunk again, if only to save me from the subsequent hangover.)

Anyway let me know in the tags when you were last drunk and what age (ish) you are! I'm curious to see if there's any discernible patterns.

#oh i voted wrong. its been 5 yrs actually #forgot about the motherfucker (cocktail) #uhh i was 25

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is that from the assassination

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Que ioputa

#oh its so satisfying the way each paw fits into each existing hole!!!!! #i didn't unmute btw