okay but imagining horny D&D rn, where flirting with the GameMaster a little too much leads to my boxers getting absolutely drenched-
Like, oh wow I'm playing a stereotypical horny bard and my GM is so fine so I’ll turn up the charm way too often with the NPCs. It started out as a joke, but I want to see how far I can go before I can fluster them. I ended up getting a high roll on a persuasion check to seduce a bartender and think it'll turn into a fade-to-black sex scene that the GM tries to skip over. Solid plan, I know, except the GM doesn't fade to black...
They describe everything the NPC does to my bard, and I mean everything. Every touch, lick, bite, and thrust until I'm completely red. Everyone's laughing as I try to keep my composure, but every action is explained in such excruciating detail that I'm completely flushed and clenching my thighs together to keep myself from absentmindedly touching my soaked cunt at the table. It's embarrassing hearing everything out loud in front of everyone, but it gets me so turned on that I leave the table to touch myself in the bathroom. And as I go, amongst the giggles from other players I hear behind me, one last comment has me rushing out of there so much quicker.
"What's the matter, pretty boy? Are you getting this worked up from only my words? Don't worry, you'll get more later songbird."
absolute chef's kiss, i believe in horny d&d supremacy