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cas sees dean mowing a lawn incorrect and is so overcome with lust he needs to sit down. dean sees cas talking to another man and breaks his hand on a concrete wall. they are the most pathetic losers alive.

#a vibe #destiel #two idiots in love #just stab me in the knee #relevant

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#yeah :') #cas and jack #dadstiel #cas bby #jack jack #cas fanart #jack fanart

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been thinking about Cas crying ever since I’ve read @sobsicles ’s post

#yeah! #destiel fanart #literally a whole vibe 😌 #let 👏 cas 👏 cry 👏 #this is lovely

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i really think retiring is only going to make cas More horny because now he has the time and space to process his own desire. like yes, he can slow down & take it easy & explore other gentler hobbies than killing, but mostly. but mostly. his unbridled lust can finally come off the back burner and i hope dean is prepared for this

#i would like it on the record that i did not see this post until AFTER i wrote my latest fic #hellers share one brain cell #i love that this is something many of us can agree on #destiel #two idiots in love #just stab me in the knee #also lmao horny cas MAKES sense #he doesn't calm down getting ti have dean. he gets WORSE

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I don’t mean this in a rude way (it’s sounding rude already in my head so brace yourself), but is there any relationship between Castiel and Dean in the fic you just dropped? I didn’t see it tagged and am hesitant to read a 100k+ story without any payoff of them together (and it doesn’t have to be porn or anything like that!).

ALERT ALERT I CLICKED ON THE WRONG ONE OOPS LMAOOOO I FIXED IT

#sorry besties #yes its destiel whoops #sobs says things

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dean and cas would fight about every little thing as parents. cas gives jack an allowance and dean's like, "dude, he's four, just let him have whatever he wants," and cas is like, "no, dean, it's important to teach him about finances," and dean's like, "finances are stressful; he's a kid, he doesn't need to worry about that stuff," and cas is like, "it's not a good idea to spoil him," and dean starts getting irritated, like, "he's four years old, just buy him what he wants," and cas is starting to get annoyed too, like, "being frugal isn't a sign of neglect, and moderation is—" and dean's just like, "do you know how many kids go without, cas? he doesn't have to, and he shouldn't, so just—" and cas huffs and gets pissy and says, "are you thinking of this logically, or does this all sprout from the struggles of your youth that haunt you?" and then then they're yelling at each other for an hour when all this started because jack said he wanted a tiny hat and cas said there was a budget and he'd have to wait.

#also reblogging because this is currently relevant to the fic i just dropped

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i don't know if any of you know this, but dean would absolutely go into full crisis mode if cas cried. like, im talking, the waterworks and trembling chin and not the happy kind of tears but the deep, achy ones that he can't hold back. after the initial frozen moment, dean would be a wreck instantly. a burst of motion and, "no, no, don't do that. please don't do that. come on, man, please don't cry," and half-panicking and half-soothing, or trying to. all reservations dean has would be swept away by cas' tears in a heartbeat. he'd throw it all out the window and touch cas all over, rubbing his shoulders, holding his hands, shamelessly begging cas to stop. he'd be so lost too, like dammit what do i do, who do i fight, how can i make sure this literally never happens again? he'd be like one of those husbands who can get into a screaming match with their spouses until their spouse breaks down into tears, and then the husband is like, ok ok ok i take it all back, you win, please stop, for the love of god please stop, do you want tea, hm? you wanna lay down and cuddle? im sorry, im awful, what do you want? you can have whatever you—

#reblogging because this is currently relevant to the fic i just dropped

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okay i did the thing

okay im about to do the thing

#sobs says things #sobs adventures in writing #destiel fic rec

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okay im about to do the thing

#sobs says things #y'all get mad when i don't warn beforehand so

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sobs whatever you're cooking....i'm scared

here, have an excerpt, because it's funny:

Maybe if Dean just—got on top of it, it'd be fine. Just head it off before Sam can say or do anything. Just say hey, listen, Cas says I'm severely lacking in heterosexuality, and maybe he's right, but I really don't wanna talk about it ever, so can we leave it at that and can you be normal about it? Or hey, remember when I always used to say I don't swing that way? Well, it turns out I tossed the whole bat aside and Cas caught it. Or, hey, we're all whores, aren't we, deep down? Yeah, well, turns out I'm a whore for Cas. And maybe dudes are hot sometimes, whatever.

Dean snorts out loud at that one. So, okay, maybe dudes are, but he'd never tell Sam that.

"What's funny?" Sam asks, not looking up from his phone.

"I almost told you I think dudes are hot," Dean replies, snorting again, then he freezes.

Oh, come on.

#sksksks im wheezing about this #dean 'dumbass' winchester. i say this with affection #poor guy can't catch a break in this fic. literally. #callback to how i came out to my best friend when i was a baby gay. someone made a gay joke and i started to say 'oh same' #and then chuckled and looked at her and said 'oh my god i almost just came out to you haha' and then was like 😟 #sobs says things #sobs adventures in writing #fic talk #dean bean #sammeh

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dean and cas would fight about every little thing as parents. cas gives jack an allowance and dean's like, "dude, he's four, just let him have whatever he wants," and cas is like, "no, dean, it's important to teach him about finances," and dean's like, "finances are stressful; he's a kid, he doesn't need to worry about that stuff," and cas is like, "it's not a good idea to spoil him," and dean starts getting irritated, like, "he's four years old, just buy him what he wants," and cas is starting to get annoyed too, like, "being frugal isn't a sign of neglect, and moderation is—" and dean's just like, "do you know how many kids go without, cas? he doesn't have to, and he shouldn't, so just—" and cas huffs and gets pissy and says, "are you thinking of this logically, or does this all sprout from the struggles of your youth that haunt you?" and then then they're yelling at each other for an hour when all this started because jack said he wanted a tiny hat and cas said there was a budget and he'd have to wait.

#yes this is from a fic #cas and dean would be the WORST parents oh my godddd #they would disagree on so much 😩 #could you imagine? like seriously think about it #they would bicker about everything until they were just yelling at each other about nothing at all #and then theyd make out really angrily because they're so stupid #they'd be The Toxic parents. like jack turns out alright. he's fine. he just had to deal with his dads fighting a lot #but like. he knows they're stupid in love the whole time. so he barely pays attention. #by the time he's twelve he's just like: yeah thats how they say i love you #if cas and dean ran out of things to argue about they would bicker about air. i swear to god #they're literally that meme of that old married couple who are mad at each other and its raining and they're on the bench #and then the old man still holds the umbrella over the old woman while scowling about it #like that's dean and cas' dynamic aksjsks #destiel #sobs says things

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please tell me that the cas crying post (that i need to see a therapist about btw) is inspired by a fic you’re currently writing/planning to write

#yes. literally #sobs says things

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If you ever write a fanfiction where dean makes cas cry during an argument PLEASE let us know

oh babe. i Got you

#no seriously. it's a whole thing #sobs says things

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(@osointricate)

how did you know i was writing about cas crying because he lost his son?

i don't know if any of you know this, but dean would absolutely go into full crisis mode if cas cried. like, im talking, the waterworks and trembling chin and not the happy kind of tears but the deep, achy ones that he can't hold back. after the initial frozen moment, dean would be a wreck instantly. a burst of motion and, "no, no, don't do that. please don't do that. come on, man, please don't cry," and half-panicking and half-soothing, or trying to. all reservations dean has would be swept away by cas' tears in a heartbeat. he'd throw it all out the window and touch cas all over, rubbing his shoulders, holding his hands, shamelessly begging cas to stop. he'd be so lost too, like dammit what do i do, who do i fight, how can i make sure this literally never happens again? he'd be like one of those husbands who can get into a screaming match with their spouses until their spouse breaks down into tears, and then the husband is like, ok ok ok i take it all back, you win, please stop, for the love of god please stop, do you want tea, hm? you wanna lay down and cuddle? im sorry, im awful, what do you want? you can have whatever you—

#it's like you can all read my minds #to clarify. it's Literally not what you think. like...its the least conventional way possible. #but yes. cas is crying about jack. and dean's like...not at fault. but he's not NOT at fault either. #very complicated. very complex. it makes sense in context #cas loses jack but doesn't. dean's to blame but isnt. #fun times are had by all #(really this is a mostly cute fic...at some point lmao) #sobs says things #cas bby #jack jack #destiel adjacent

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i don't know if any of you know this, but dean would absolutely go into full crisis mode if cas cried. like, im talking, the waterworks and trembling chin and not the happy kind of tears but the deep, achy ones that he can't hold back. after the initial frozen moment, dean would be a wreck instantly. a burst of motion and, "no, no, don't do that. please don't do that. come on, man, please don't cry," and half-panicking and half-soothing, or trying to. all reservations dean has would be swept away by cas' tears in a heartbeat. he'd throw it all out the window and touch cas all over, rubbing his shoulders, holding his hands, shamelessly begging cas to stop. he'd be so lost too, like dammit what do i do, who do i fight, how can i make sure this literally never happens again? he'd be like one of those husbands who can get into a screaming match with their spouses until their spouse breaks down into tears, and then the husband is like, ok ok ok i take it all back, you win, please stop, for the love of god please stop, do you want tea, hm? you wanna lay down and cuddle? im sorry, im awful, what do you want? you can have whatever you—

#so basically what im saying is if cas had literally cried in the midst of sorrow anywhere between s4-15 destiel woulda been canon sooner #like. not even necessarily out of manipulation reasons either. #dean would just see cas upset and crying and be like: hm. do not like this. will burn the world down to keep it from ever happening again #cas obviously isnt a huge crier. but just imagine for a second that he had actually broken down and started crying in one of their arguments #like he never would bc he's pissed more often than he's not and he's not an angry crier (like dean lowkey is) #but if he DID dean would have freaked the fuck out immediately #mans would have stumbled over himself so hard to make it stop #and he would have felt awful and shitty and hated himself more too obviously but like. #initially he'd be like: oh jesus christ cas. fuck im sorry. please don't do that. that's not fair please don't— #and dear god if someone ELSE made cas cry. Local Deranged Man Shoots Someone For Making His Spouse Cry—literal headline #im just saying that dean is like. he's a caretaker at the heart of himself. he soothes. #he tells jokes to his little brother to take the sting out of patching up his boo-boos. he tries to feed people he loves and make em laugh #like. he's a caretaker. he wants to be soothing. he wants to be warm and home and never cause pain (and hates himself for doing it so often) #so cas + tears would just send him into crisis mode immediately. he'd bend over backwards to make it better #i just think if cas had cried in like. s12 maybe. just randomly or whatever. dean would have been like #ok ok ok what's wrong come here what can i do what do you want you can have anything you want #like that man is WEAK for cas on a good day. on a day that cas cries??? ajaksks dean would hit his knees fuckin PLEADING for him to stop #he'd grip his hands and squeeze em and talk in a really high-pitched frantic voice and just flutter around trying to fix the problem #im saying that cas only getting to cry in joy in frony of dean—which is DIFFERENT—is a crime actually #gruff dean mindlessly rubbing his hands up and down cas' arms. kinda just holding him and cracking jokes to try and get him to laugh #or jesus. dont imagine cas crying during the divorce arc bc Angry Dean Winchester would have been... #oh he would have been soooo mad oh my god. #like: come the fuck on. cut that shit out. seriously cas just fucking—just stop it. just. cas just. goddAMMIT #or worse. cas crying when they like had their unofficial breakup and he was like. oh im gonna leave and dean was silent #you bet your sweet ass that dean would have opened his mouth then. probably out of anger still. but he would have still told him to stop #bc that man is weak and Cannot handle it #spn rewrite where cas is a crier. dean's whipped by his tears. they're still not dating but dean folds like a lawnchair every time cas cries #anyways. this may or may not be bc of a fic im writing. not very many ppl write cas crying and i know why. but it's founded this time #destiel #sobs says things

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// in case you don't live forever - ben platt

#i just randomly got in my cas and jack feels while listening to this song #literally every time i hear it i think about jack's feelings for his dad cas #that's his fucking DAD and he LOVES him and he's just—it's just. #*bursts into tears* #like literally he looked up to cas so much and i just cant handle this rn #cas was such a good dad to him. SUCH a good dad. i can't #it's like. it's. okay so it's about wavelengths of celestial INTENT right #so like. jack literally CHOSE cas to be his father. that's his DAD that's his fucking dad im gonna scream #and like. think about jack losing him and hearing this song and he's just fucking HURT bc thats his dad #and his dad was supposed to live forever but then. but then #no one look at me no one touch me no one talk to me i am having Emotions #jack kline #jack jack #cas bby #cas and jack #dadstiel #im so tempted to make a dean version of this with either sam or jack #ugh im in my feelings right now #also that song is really good. go give it a listen and don't think about jack listening to it after cas is dead and just fucking SOBBING #or maybe...on a lighter note...he listens and then immediately runs and goes to play it for cas #all smiles like 'dean says music can explain how we feel and this song reminds me of you' #and cas is so soft and beaming about it because that's his SON #fuck. fuckkkkk #sobs says things #sobs makes things sometimes #sobs is currently sobbing #edit: also yes i did use a filter called 'dean' for all the photos. (it's green)

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the thing about sawena is that rowena does want to fuck sam but mostly she is just incredibly endeared by him. she just wants to give him a big hug and get one herself in return. sam on the other hand wants to fuck rowena so bad he has to repress it because it terrifies him

#no no you're right #literally #i love this take bc it's true #autisticandroids my beloved #you never miss #samwena #samwitch