Smau for Oscar about the tweet that thought he murdered his gf with reader being like??? I’m alive my bf did not murder me
okay i actually wanted to kinda blurb this a bit 😂
“oscar!!!”
a thud could be heard from upstairs before the sound of footsteps pounded down the stairs and a very flushed and red faced oscar appeared in the living room
“what, what are you okay? are you hurt?”
“how could you!”
he frowned his eyes filling with confusion
“baby what have I done..?”
“i never thought you’d ever do this to me”
you scoffed, slightly feeling bad when you watched oscar’s eyes fill with panic and sadness
“honey please tell me what i’ve done…”
“you murdered me!”
biting your lip to stop from laughing you watched as your boyfriends face turned from panic to confusion before he groaned falling back against the couch
“what the fuck are you talking about?”
“someone on twitter started a rumour saying you murdered me so i just wanted to mess with you”
he stayed quiet letting out a sigh as you climbed over to him, leaning down and pressing your lips to his and then scattering kisses across his face
“i’m sorry my love..i was just messing around”
“i almost had a heart attack baby…i thought you were hurt or that i’d done something wrong”
after a few seconds he opened his eyes, looking at you, making you pout a bit as you looked at him, eventually he cracked a small smile
“i’m sorry…no more joking around i promise…”
“alright fine…because the next time you do, i might just murder you”
letting out a laugh you hit his shoulder lightly before he pulled you back down to him, bringing you in for a kiss. oscar could never murdered you, what would he do without all your love and millions of kisses?
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Hey hey Ducky! Congratulations on 1000 followers! Here’s to 1000 more to see your fabulous work!
The event is so freaking neat ahhh! 🥰 If it’s alright, I’d like to order a small hot chocolate, light ice, with brown sugar topping and marshmallows? :3 The names on the cup are Chifuyu and Baji 🥰
Thank you, and congratulations once more! 🥰🥰🥰
SQUIGGLY!! Thank you!
Thank you for giving me a prompt with oUR BOYS in it 😎 you’re so real for that.
CW BELOW THE CUT: This do have some tickles in it, ngl.
♫ -ᥕᥲі𝗍ᥱr, ᥕᥲі𝗍ᥱr, ⍴ᥱrᥴ᥆ᥣᥲ𝗍᥆r- ☕️
Chifuyu has had it up to here with Baji’s incessant teasing remarks. He could barely breathe without being ridiculed or embarrassed. He wasn’t mad, because he knew Baji was just making his day as long and difficult as he possibly could, and that the insults bore no truth to them. That’s just how his best friend was. This time, however, the long-haired male made a remark that definitely… stunned his blonde friend.
ToMan’s youngest member was on the edge of his seat, quite literally, as he explained all of the cool science facts that he had learned today. All of the gang sat in Takemichi’s tiny bedroom, mentioned member having a big bowl of popcorn that he refused to share.
Chifuyu’s passionate recounting of all of the Marine Biology facts he knew, the ones his class had learned just hours before, had poor Baji swooning. Maybe he did like his best friend just a little bit.
“Woooooow.” Mikey chirped in fake interest, “Those are some wild fish facts you got there, ‘fuyu.”
“Yeah it makes a world of difference when you actually care about your education, Mikey.” The young boy quipped.
“Your rambling is just adorable.” Baji’s voice suddenly interrupted Mikey’s ability to rip his subordinate a new one.
“I’m sorry?” Genuine confusion decorated the blonde’s face.
“Nothin’ to apologize over, it’s just really precious when you’re talking about something you’re so passionate about.” The black-haired boy replied with a genuine smile on his lips, albeit cocky.
Chifuyu’s face exploded into a lovely crimson, a blush dusted across his features, painting his freckles into a pleasant pink color. “Y-You!” His hand covered his mouth as the warmth continued its warpath of severity.
“Me!” Baji cooed in return.
“You drive me crazy!” The blonde whined.
“Aww shucks, Chi’. How precious of you!”
Mitsuya snorted from the other side of the room. Now, mind you, Takashi Mitsuya is someone who prides himself in his ability to stay calm and collected. However, sometimes he just can’t help himself.
The white-haired male glanced up from his book and chuckled before saying, “Try to hide your big, fat crush on Chifuyu, Baji. You’re doing great.”
The blonde moved to get up off of the bed and escape the awkward situation. He didn’t make it very far, however.
“Sit back down, you big baby.” The black-haired boy ordered loudly, “I’m sowwy that widdle Chifuyu doesn’t like being praised.”
The youngest grumbled, sitting with his arms crossed and pouting. “If you’re gonna be such a douche, why don’t we talk about what you looked like in elementary school?”
The long-haired male scoffed, what did he mean by-
Oh no.
“You wouldn’t dare.” If looks could kill, Chifuyu would be in the hospital with a stab wound from the daggers that Baji glared in his direction.
“Oh I totally would. Let’s talk about what you wore to class every single day~” the boy chimed.
“We wore uniforms!”
“None of us wore big, dorky glasses though!”
Chuckles were heard amidst the gang. Baji had to think. He was definitely going to be humbled by his best friend if he didn’t act now. So, he said the first words that crossed his subconscious.
“Shut up, or I’ll kiss you!”
The blonde stopped his words abruptly and blinked, did he hear that right? Surely it must’ve been a distraction… “I-Is that a threat?” The question was genuine, giving reason for Chifuyu tripping over his words.
“You heard me.” Baji’s face fell into a cocky smirk, he had definitely reached his goal. “Oh man… it seems that I’ve made my dear friend embarrassed! This proves it, folks, he is madly in love with me.” The long-haired boy mused to the rest of the gang.
“Baji!” Chifuyu whined, hiding his flushing face in his hands.
“Oh? What’s this? You aren’t denying it?” Baji teased.
“Ah! Y-Yes I am! I don’t love you! I-I-In fact I uh… I hate you! Yeah!” The shorter male sputtered before sticking his tongue out.
“Oh man, this is getting good.” Draken quipped in a whisper, stealing a handful of popcorn from Takemichi, resulting in a whine from the latter.
“I’m getting water.” He grumbled, “Want anything?” The blonde pulled himself off of the bed and stretched.
Baji smiled to himself. Even in his most pissed off and embarrassed states, Chifuyu still cared so deeply for others. “You aren’t going anywhere!” The taller boy roared. He grabbed Chifuyu by his sides and pulled him down into his lap.
“GAH! BAJI! What are you- nohohoho! Wahahait!”
The volume of Chifuyu’s panicked, bubbling giggles was increasing, but no one missed the sound of Mikey angrily handing Draken a 5¥ bill. Should the two captains have bet on whether or not Baji would tickle Chifuyu in front of everyone? Probably not. But it was oh so fun to see how it played out.
“Bahahahji!” The blonde whined through his giggles.
“I don’t wanna hear it, Chi’! This is what you get!” Baji mused.
Chifuyu threw his head back against the older boy’s shoulder, giggling helplessly as his sides were relentlessly pinched.
“If my memory serves me right, I don’t recall you being too ticklish here. However…” the black-haired male’s hands jumped up to the young boy’s ribs. “But here was pretty good!”
“NONONONO- BAHAHAHAJIHIHI!! DOHOHOHONT!”
“Why not? You wanna embarrass me? I think I’ll embarrass you instead.”
“IHIHIHIT WAHAHAS WOHOHOHORTH IHIHIT!”
“Oh this is rich! No remorse, aye? Looks like I have to make you sorry.”
In a flash, the hands massaging his ribs moved down to squeeze at Chifuyu’s stomach. The blonde’s eyes popped out of his head as he squealed helplessly. “BAJIBAJIBAJI NOHOHOHOHO! AHAHAHANYWHEHEHERE EHEHELSE! PLEHEHEHEASE!”
“Anywhere else? Hmmm.” Baji looked up to see the entire gang feigning their disinterest. “Whaddaya think, Mits’? Think he’s learned his lesson?”
“SAHAHAY YEHEHES! SAHAHAY YEHEHES!” The boy begged.
“That’s a good question… that I can’t answer. How do you feel about the situation, Draken?” Mitsuya asked, shooting the tattooed boy a wink, praying his plan will work.
“Y’know, Mitsuya, I think this is a question for Mikey.” the tallest ToMan member turned to his co-captain. “Dear leader, what be your wisdom?”
“GUHUHUHUYS! CMOHOHOHON!”
Mikey bit the inside of his cheek as his brows furrowed, “My wisdom be runneth dry; the one you seek is’t Takemitchy.”
“Give him a second to breathe, Baji.” Takemichi ordered.
Baji obeyed, rubbing gentle circles on Chifuyu’s torso as the boy panted out a strand of profanities toward his best friend.
“Now then, I just wanna say…” Takemichi took a handful of popcorn in his mouth, “Chifuyu called me short yesterday. Get ‘im.”
Before he had the chance to do so, Baji was stopped by Chifuyu scrambling out of his lap. “Not a snowball’s chance in hell, you menace!” It was the blonde’s turn to glare at his friend. “I’m going to get my water now.”
Baji chuckled, “Aren’t you forgetting something?”
Chifuyu looked around the room, scrambling for the answer. Eventually, his mind flashed to one solution. He closed his eyes and bent down to give Baji a peck on the lips.
When he opened his eyes, he was met with a furiously blushing, and rather dumbfounded, Baji holding his water bottle.
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