#austria headcanons

[erina-writes-headcanons]

Can I request headcanon from Germany and Russia trying to make their romantic advances notice to their s/o?

Ludwig Beilchmidt, Roderich Edelstein, Ivan Braginsky, and Natalia Arlovskaya Trying To Be Romantic To Make Their S/O Notice

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A/N: Hello there @xxrainmxx! I hope you don't mind adding Belarus inside of these Headcanons. I just feel like if it's only two people it's incomplete. Just think of them as a bonus for a long update.

Gender: Neutral

Warning: Belarus being psycho

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Ludwig Beilschmmidt - Germany

Oh God, I feel really bad for Ludwig. If you know his personality, you know he is not the type that easy to talk with his crush because of his serious, strict and awkward personality. He's going to have a hard time.

It was not shown in the anime but Ludwig would get all red, eyes advert and stuttering when he's talking with his crush just like in the GIF above.

As his crush, you have to notice him and observe him if you want to notice that he is actually crushing on you. He wouldn't approach you unless it's really important.

To make you notice him, Ludwig would gladly teach some subjects that you do not understand by becoming a volunteer as your tutor when the teacher asked the other Hetalia students if they can teach you at your worst subject.

Whereas he would get annoyed easily with Feliciano when he doesn't understand things and trying to distract him. Ludwig would just sigh and he wouldn't raise his voice at you since he doesn't want to scare you off.

As he would be your tutor. He would let you have snacks while studying and he would be less strict whereas Kiku or Feliciano would get scolded by him. Sometimes, he would also offer you a slice of chocolate cake since he can bake.

Unlike Feliciano, he couldn't flirt at all or try to be smooth. This is why I said you have to be observant. Ludwig would secretly try to impress you with his intelligence, showing you his inventions.

Other than showing his inventions. Germany would also impress you with his baking skill and his military skill. After all, I can see him as a good snipper and he would be glad to teach you how to shoot.

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It was nine in the morning when the first period of school are going to be over and it would be rest time. The old lecturer wrote the last theory before putting down the marker on the table and looking at everyone inside of the class, including you. "Class, because we are going to be finished soon. I will give you an assignment. Open page Thirteen and your home would be from number one to ten. You mush done the homework three days," the old man says.

Once everyone hears there would be an assignment, they groaned in annoyance and resentment. Wishing that there won't be any homework, the old man did not listen at all as he takes all of the books on the table and left the classroom once the bell rang, indicating that the first period of school are done.

Taking a deep breath to cool their/her/his head off. (Y/N) (L/N) put their/her/his head on top of the table before muttering a small 'Fuck my life. I cannot do this shit, especially math.' That's right, you hate math with full passion and you never get above C for every test and pop quiz scores.

If your mother or father knows that you always get a red score in math, there will be a consequence. Either your phone would be taken away by your father or you would receive a flying sandal by your mother on your face. You weren't exactly a lazy kid but you weren't also a genius like your crush who always sat near the teacher's table. It was not fair that you had to work hard to get over the C score but you never have the ability to pass above that.

Ludwig heard your curses along with the muttering that escapes from your mouth. Hearing your whines, a pang of guilt eating him out alive as his blue eyes glance at your 'dying' pose. He wanted to help you but he was not sure how. Of course, his friend Felicano immediately notices that Ludwig wanted to help you and he also has a crush on you.

With a bright smile, Feliciano stands up and skips away from his table, "OI! FELICIANO! VHAT ARE YOU DOING- COME BACK HERE AND SIT DOWN!" Ludwig tried to stop the brunette but he was too late to stop him.

"Ciao Bella~/Bello~. Why are you so sad? You should put a smile on your face, you look beautiful/handsome when you are smiling!" Feliciano chirps.

"Oh uh...Hey Feliciano...it's nothing. It's just I'm really bad at math and I don't know who can help me because I always study but I never able pass the test," You looked up at your friend.

"Don't worry bella/bello! I know who can help you. My awesome friend Ludwig can help you with your problem. He always tutor me when I don't understand the math problems!" Felicano suddenly grabbed one of your arm, pulling you to stand up.

"L-ludwig??" Your eyes widened at the mention of your crush.

"Si~ you should talk to him and ask him for his help! Ludwig is such a nice guy and he can help you!" Felicano dragged you to the sit where there was a tall man who has blonde slicked back hair and blue eyes. You notice when you look up at him closer, Ludwig is very attractive among the students in the class.

"Ge-Ludwig!! I brought a beautiful/handsome bella/bello that needs your help! Can we study together, pleasssseeeee" Feliciano begged.

"..Alright, fine. I vould help both of you since there's also homework. (Y/N), If you need my help..you do not need to be shy. I vould be glad to help you around," his eyes darted away as his cheeks were tinted pink. He was silently thanking his idiotic friend for dragging you to him even though he also wanted to yell at Feliciano.

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Bonus:

Even though Feliciano was smiling happily and swinging his legs side to side as he watches the interaction between you and Ludwig happening. He was internally laughing evilly, he was aware that Ludwig has a crush on you. Recognizing his buddy has a crush, he knew what he need to do to make you and him get even closer than before.

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Ivan Braginsky - Russia

Ivan Braginsky giving me two signals because I can see him as someone who is brave enough to make his crush notice that he has feelings for you.

He also can be really shy like Ludwig where he would just prefer to take a glance of you before adverting his eyes away from you with flustered red cheeks.

At The start of the crushing stage, he would be rather shy and meek around you but I can see he would try to be sweet by leaving a bouquet of sunflowers on top of your table.

I can see that Ivan would also be very fidgety around you when you are talking to him. he couldn't see you in the eyes and would slightly stutter.

He would also try to make himself look less intimidating because he's aware that many people are afraid of him. He would be very broken-hearted if he knows that you are scared of him.

As time goes by, I can see he can be a little bit bolder than before when he is trying to make you notice him. I can see he would lend his scarf when you are cold. Yes, his favourite pink scarf.

He would still give you sunflowers but instead of using the card message written by 'anonymous'. He would give it to you right in front of your face or using an intermediary by one of Baltic's members.

Russia would also become a great listener whenever you are telling him a story as he listened to every word that spewed out from your lips and remembers it. He would also remember your likes, dislikes, hobbies, and problems.

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Pushing the wooden oak door open with both hands, the door moves away and shows a pair of (E/C) along with (H/C). There were no many students expects some students that did not bother to learn their names as some of them were talking with their friends or sleeping peacefully without anyone bothering them.

The classroom was peaceful with a lack of students as you love this kind of tranquillity where no one would bother you when you want to do something. Your shoes lifted up before stepping forward, slowly walking to your favourite sitting spot in the back near the window.

Reaching out to your table and chair, you notice there was a bouquet of sunflowers with a tiny yellow note on the side. It was an adorable gesture because you never ever received this kind of gift from anyone, even from the opposite sex. The corner of your lips twitched a little bit before it turns into a tiny smile.

Sitting down on the chair, you carefully take the sunflowers in your hand and read the yellow note, "Privet Sunflower, I hope you like the gift I just give to you. I'm sorry I cannot tell you who am I but I hope you have a great day - from Anonymous."

Reading the note, you could feel your heart skip a beat, thinking how adorable and romantic it is. You wanted to know who is your secret admire but it's really sad that your secret admire is probably very shy to meet up with you. Glancing around, your hand carefully lift the flowers before going lower from the table and then saving the flower along with the romantic notes.

Timeskip

It was during lunchtime when many students are going to the nearest cafeteria or going to their club. As a member of the gardening club, you were checking out all the plants inside the garden whether some plants already get some waters or not. The pair of (E/C) eye caught the sunflowers are getting dried, it was lacking of a sunlight, fertilizer and a little bit of a water.

Sighing at the condition of the flower, you take a quick walk before coming back with a water sprinkles and a plastic bag with fertilizer. Crouching down, you gently lift the sprinkler before watering ht flowers and not noticing a pair of lavender eyes watching your every movement.

His tiny frown immediately changed with a smile, seeing you taking care of school plants. It is very rare to see astudent who would be willing to take care of flowers se seeing this. It makes his heart beat even faster.

'Maybe next time we can talk about flowers in the park together and have a borscht soup together but for now. I don't want to scare her/him/them. I hope they/she/he likes the flowers that I bought for them/her/him," Ivan thought before slowly stepping away from his hiding spot, leaving you alone to take care of the tiny plants.

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Roderich Edelstein - Austria

Another character who would also get flustered around his crush as his S/O. You have to notice every little detail of what he did for you to notice him.

Even though he would be very shy, I can see he is less nervous than Germany and a little bit bolder than him. Unlike Germany, I can see Austria being more smooth than him and not making an idiot of himself.

It would be a plus point for him if you happen to be a classical music lover or if you enjoy soft music. The reason why I believe it's a plus point for him is that he would be willing to play the violin or a piano for you.

If you are smart enough to notice his small action, you could make it out that sometimes he would play romantic songs just for you without anyone listening to you when you ask him to play a song for you.

It is also a plus point for him too if you enjoy baking cake. If you watch Hetalia, he did make a roll cake. Roderich would enjoy baking cake together with you even though he would rest for a few times since he gets easily tired.

Austria would be glad to teach you some baking skills before baking together with you. I can see him have more patience when tutoring you on how to bake.

Other than playing music and baking cake for you to make you notice him. Austria would also prepares a cup of tea for the two of you when you two are talking as he listen and remember your every words.

In conclusion, he would make you notice him by his service of act and quality time. Inside of this headcanon, I can see Roderich as someone shy when he has to be physically and verbally romantic. If you force him, he would die out of embarrassment. Thus, why does he prefer something smaller to make you notice his feeling and romantic advances.

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The light of the hallway was dim even though the lamps were turned on and there was a light from the windows too. A person walking by as their hair swayed by the gentle breeze from the wind and the (E/C) glancing around, searching for a certain someone.

It cannot be denied that you are searching for a certain tall Austrian male. It is kind of a routine for the two of you to listen to music together, especially his piano or violin play. It always amazes you that Roderich when he was playing a musical instrument, especially when he was playing it in front of you as he doesn't need to see the note sheet.

A soft melody comes out of the room as the tune reaches out to your ears. You couldn't mistake it, it is the sound of a piano. Curious, your hands take the knob of the door before twisting it and pushing the door away without making any sounds.

Standing in the middle of the room where there's a grand piano. The pair of (E/C) eye colours can see the Austrian male who are focused on the keys of the piano with his fragile yet firm fingers repeatedly pressing some keys and creating beautiful melodies. Stepping closer and closer, you were standing right behind him as well watching him in awe.

The tunes feel very similar but you couldn't point the finger at it. Sometimes, you could hear this same song in the movies, especially in romance movies.

"Roderich, I'm really sorry to bother you but what are you playing?" You ask the Austrian man.

"...Can't you see I am playing Beautiful In White?" The sounds of the piano immediately stopped.

"I never heard of it.." You shrugs.

"...Would you like to sit next to me and listen to me playing it?" You didn't see but the tip of his ears was turning red.

"I would love too," You carefully stepped away before going up in front of the chair and sitting next to him with a smile on your face. Soon, Roderich starts to play the music again, letting you enjoy this serenity.

However, you didn't realize that he play the music for you as he imagined you in a white dress/black tuxedo and standing next to him with an enchanting smile. Even though it was a short picture in his mind, he cherishes it for now. He just wants you to be happy listening to him playing music.

At the chorus of the music, you began humming out the tune and not realizing a pair of lavender eyes would steal glances at your face with his cheeks slowly getting red. A little smile appears across his lips, enjoying the tiny duet together with you.

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Natalia Arlovskaya - Belarus

It is obvious that Natalya is not like the rest of the guys inside of this headcanon. This queen is rather bold to show that she has a crush on you.

Sometimes it can be sweet but most of the time, it's problematic and right down creepy because it's canon that she has a Yandere tendencies.

When Natalya has a crush on you, she would not mind having to stalk you from far away as she sends a creepy glare to those who are trying to get close to you.

As she was scaring them away from you, Natalya would be really clingy around you as she wraps her arms around you and send glares at those who are trying to approach you.

There would be a time where she was even being daredevil by throwing a knife at those who make her jealous or being too flirty (or a creep).

Other than latching on your arms and keeping people away. I can see Natalya would doll herself up to impress you but not too much, just a nice dress and styling her hair up.

Natalya would also try to impress you with her traditional Belarussian cuisine and give it to you. She would be even happier if you enjoy her food.

She wouldn't flirt to make you notice her but instead. She would surprisingly become very nurturing when she had a crush on you in which made you notice her. She would double up her acts of service.

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There were many people inside of cafetaria as they are sitting together with their own group. A burst of laughter could be heard as it was getting louder with each second. A pair of (E/C) glances at their/her/his friend and snorted in laughter after your friend told stupid yet funny jokes.

It was amazing that your friend haven't died yet even though there was another person who are clinging to your arms and sending your friend a dagger looking where your friend could die if a simple glance from your crush could kill.

Of course, your friend is aware of Natalya's creepy and dangerous traits that they need to look out for. Thus, they never touched you in an inappropriate way nor commenting the relationship between you and her but they do feel uncomfortable with her death glares. It was as if she's ready to devour all of them.

However, not everyone in the school has that memo that Belarus can be very dangerous if she wants. A few days ago, a new student joined the school with many people fawning over their/his/her looks along with the cute accent that they own. Because of the popularity, it boosts the person's ego and makes them think they can just flirt with everyone.

Alex (It's unisex name) saw you from far away as his/her lips curved into a smirk, not noticing the girl that clung to your arms. With pride written all over their face, Alex strutted up to you with confidence before tapping your shoulder.

Feeling another contact, you slowly turn around to see a stranger that you never see in your life. Sure, Alex was cute because they have a cute green eyes and blonde hair like a supermodel but you weren't interested at all because you are also crushing on Natalya.

"Hey, there cutie-pie. What's your name?" Alex says, ignoring some people who are waving at them desperately to get away from you and Natalya.

"E-excuse me?" You backed away, feeling uncomfortable with the stranger.

"I said-" Alex was cut off by Belarus as a knife flew past him, giving a tiny cut to his cheeks. His/her eyes widened, not believing that Natalya would pull that move on them.

"Leave us alone, you damn мудак" Natalya hisses, glaring daggers into Alex's soul.

"W-WHAT THE FUCK?! GET AWAY FROM ME YOU PSYCHO!" Alex backed away before running away from Natalya.

Seeing your crush's antics, (Y/N) (L/N) take a deep breath and shake your head side to side. Disappointed but not surprised with Belarus's sudden action "Natalya, don't do that. You are going to scare everyone in here," you scolded the girl who immediately looked away from you. Ignoring your words.

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[brianlesshetaliawritings]

if you're still taking requests - nsfw alphabet with Austria

Austria NSFW alphabet

i couldn’t tell whether i wanted him to be submissive or not.. so i kinda did both. also i wrote this in a he and you sort of way and i dont know if i like it or not..?? feel this stuff isnt that accurate but whatever..

warnings: nsfw obviously, kinks vary alot, nothing too intense unless spanking counts. just say if you want me to add one since i cant really think of anything really in here

A = Aftercare (what they’re like after sex)

He either goes right to sleep or he might drink some water then take a bath after a bit of time laying with you. It mostly depends on what happend, how long it lasted, and how his day went.

B = Body part (their favorite body part of theirs and also their partner’s)

He likes his hands alot, theyre help him play instruments, plus you seem to like them alot when he uses them on you.

Roderich's an ass guy, maybe thighs. But his favoritee part yours is your lips, they can do all sorts of things and that makes him feel drawn to them often.

C = Cum (anything to do with cum, basically)

Prefers pulling out and cumming on ur tummy, it's easier to clean that way. Also, even if he's not a big fan of cum, the image is really nice when he sees it.

D = Dirty secret (pretty self explanatory, a dirty secret of theirs)

He wants to masturbate to the sight of you touching yourself, but it'll take awhile for him to admit that to you. Oh, and he wants to try out some roleplay but that he'll probably never admit it.

E = Experience (how experienced are they? do they know what they’re doing?)

Yeah, only with being submissive though since Hungary used to dominate him a lot. Probably not much experience domming with his partner though, maybe he slept with a couple other people beforehand.

F = Favorite position (this goes without saying)

I don't think he's a fan of really complex positions so he usually goes for cowgirl or missionary, lazy doggy too possibly if hes being penetrated.

G = Goofy (are they more serious in the moment? are they humorous? etc.)

Roderichs serious during sex, he'll chuckle at anything silly that might happen for a bit though, then continue on like normal.

H = Hair (how well groomed are they? does the carpet match the drapes? etc.)

He isn't all that hairy to begin with but he shaves once it becomes noticable to him.

I = Intimacy (how are they during the moment? the romantic aspect)

He's not too romantic during sex but he does make sure to sneak a few kisses in, he also tries to have a good amount of eye contact with you too.

J = Jack off (masturbation headcanon)

Not too often, maybe once a week or less if you two have been together alot that week.

K = Kink (one or more of their kinks)

Roleplay

Spanking(on you, bare hands or with a riding crop. both work.)

Pegging (him)

Wax play (both)

Lingerie (both)

Food play (both)

Bondage (you, he would try it maybe once or twice.. ten times so far)

Edging (you)

L = Location (favorite places to do the do)

In bed, just more convenient for him and also more comfortable. Maybe in the tub, but you'll have to be in charge.

M = Motivation (what turns them on, gets them going)

I feel that he has sensitive thighs that like getting rubbed, so keep a look out for that. Likes hair pulling as long as it isn't too rough on him, gentle tugs make him excited. Sitting on his lap would end with interesting results too.

N = No (something they wouldn’t do, turn offs)

Anything gross, I think he really really hates spitting and stuff like that. He can't hande it.

O = Oral (preference in giving or receiving, skill, etc.)

I would say he's pretty friendly with oral, isn't it's biggest fan but never against it. He's real good at it, and this is a good opportunity for that hair pulling I mentioned earlier also. Not against getting his dick sucked at all.

P = Pace (are they fast and rough? slow and sensual? etc.)

Can't go all that fast for various reasons, so his speed can go from slow to about average. He likes to take his time though, so slow preferrably.

Q = Quickie (their opinions on quickies, how often, etc.)

Not a fan. He has once probably, but it just isn't his thing. He'd rather savour these sorts of activities for as long as possible, like he does with other things he enjoys.

R = Risk (are they game to experiment? do they take risks? etc.)

No risks, but would experiement. He's willing to try things you mention most of the time, and things he might be interested in. Risking getting caught isn't something he'd do, actually, it'd probably haunt him if he did. Just a bit.

S = Stamina (how many rounds can they go for? how long do they last?)

He can up to 5. He'd do it for even more if he didn't get absolutely exhausted. Rounds last for awhile too. As mentioned, he likes to take his time with these sorts of things. Results can vary depending on if he's dom or sub, or on how he's feeling that day. Usually tries to get more than one in.

T = Toys (do they own toys? do they use them? on a partner or themselves?)

Hmm.. Excluding that riding crop from earlier, not too many. And there's also the bondage too, if that counts. Once bought you a vibrator so he could watch as you use it.

U = Unfair (how much they like to tease)

Oh, definitely. Just enough to make you want more. He finds it really entertaining to see you all riled up.

V = Volume (how loud they are, what sounds they make, etc.)

He ain't quiet. No screaming, just mostly moans and groans. He would also talk quit a bit, not constantly, but he will. Pants everytime he finishes because he's tired.

W = Wild card (a random headcanon for the character)

Horny guy when drunk, like really really horny. This has ended in chaos for him multiple times.

X = X-ray (let’s see what’s going on under those clothes)

Uncut, average size. No hair, he just doesn't really grow it.

Y = Yearning (how high is their sex drive?)

Pretty high, would like to have sex four times or maybe even more a week. Masturbates otherwise, although he really prefers to have sex instead.

Z = Zzz (how quickly they fall asleep afterwards)

fifteen minutes to two hours. Depends if he took a bath or not, even if he doesn't he still does need time to relax afterwards and catch his breath. Plus he'd talk with you a bit, most likely on whos cleaning this in the morning.

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[kioneira]

"Play something for me"

"Anything?"

"Anything."

"Liszt it is then." Sometimes when no one looked they could have their sweet moments like this. He would only learn how to play some of the Liszt's compositions for her but every time someone asked why Roderich would just pretend that it was just for himself when in truth it was so she could feel closer to home. --- Look! my parents

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[millenraven]

The more Gilbert listened, the more entranced he became, to the point where he unconsciously took a step closer to her. This fatal move ultimately sealed his fate.

Artist: Catherine Sting (twi: U4Lo6)

*Do not repost!

*Set in 1830s

*The whole story behind this picture is shamelessly copied inspired by the plots of Balzac’s Les Secrets de la princesse de Cadignan (The Secrets of the Princesse de Cadignan)

Actually I tried to translate the whole passage I wrote for this picture but failed, unfortunately. I simply couldn’t do it.

*Used references when drawing

(Original illustration of the novel, see here)

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[fireandiceland]

Austria has the strictest laws regarding the quality and production of wine so Roderich is definitely a wine snob

#aph austria #hws austria #hetalia headcanons #hetalia #Riva.txt #I didn’t take the sommelier course in school but I do have like advanced wine knowledge so trust me bro #he wouldn’t drink everything others bring to his house

[unhetalia]

England headcanons (pt. 1):

Chain-smokes like a motherfucker. Alfred, who doesn't smoke and pretends very hard to think smoking is disgusting, hasn't yet realised where his secret smoking kink comes from.

Currently works for British Intelligence/has infiltrated his own government.

Carries around either a cane or umbrella that hides a sword even though he has never ONCE had to use it. He just feels more comfortable having a sword. (He does also carry around a gun, which, in contrast, has been used often.)

Also carries around his own pen, and absolutely loathes the thought of using someone else's. The pen is a first edition Michel Perchin Serpent in Champagne LE Fountain Pen given to him by Alfred - only ten were ever made and it cost a cool 8k. While Arthur has more valuable things - especially from his time as a pirate and back when he personally knew his royal family - the pen is still one of his most prized possessions.

His favourite tea is actually French Earl Grey - which is Earl Grey with rose petals. Not actually French? But Arthur's still pretty annoyed about it.

As mentioned in a few of my other posts - Arthur is incredibly physical and has kept up with sword fighting and various martial arts over the years, and regularly goes to the gym. He's very disciplined about it.

Tends to eat only for fuel as opposed to enjoyment whenever he's left to his own devices.

If pressed, Arthur will admit his best friend is Francis. Francis would say the same about Arthur.

(Despite their individual body counts, Francis and Arthur have never slept with each other.)

(Arthur doesn't have a lot of friends and has a strained relationship with his siblings, and has always felt that people don't like spending time with him. Even when he was on top of the world, working with his government to become an Empire, he still felt like an underdog.)

On that note, Arthur worked with his government longer than the other Nations, and was a huge part of establishing the British Empire. It made his already fraught relationship with his siblings even worse, and he regrets a lot of it.

Nations get scars very rarely, because very few things have the ability to give them scars - magical weapons is one of those things. Out of all the Nations, England has the most scars.

England is amazing at knitting and crochet, and he gifts Francis crocheted figurines from French cartoons for his birthday every year, which Francis adores. He also knits Canada scarves and gloves and beanies whenever he remembers him.

One of Arthur's most embarrassing memories is getting gonorrhea during his pirate days. He didn't have sex for a month after his healing kicked in - a record back then - and he became a lot more diligent in procuring and using the linen sheaths they used as condoms at the time.

Three of Arthur's back molars are implants made of real gold.

Alfred is the first (and last) person Arthur will say he's ever fallen in love with BUT the closest he's come is with another American - a nurse that took care of him during World War I. She was blonde and blue eyed and once shouted Arthur down when he insisted on continuing to fight even with a bullet lodged in his shoulder. She completely disappeared in April 1917, just before the Americans officially joined the war. He sometimes wonders what happened to her.

#hetalia #ukus #usuk #hws england #aph england #arthur kirkland #aph #i wanna do a mini series for my faves #so ill do england america for sure #austria and prussia #and maybe canada bc idk i like doing a contrast w america #and maybe russia? maybe more #byt i had england THOUGHTS TONIGht!!! #also that last headcanon has a story and its predictabke if you know me #someone guess #m: hetalia #hetalia: headcanon (char) #c: england #✎ hetalia bulletpoint headcanons

[lysokiel]

Ok so napoleonic-ish hc about Prussia calling Austria’s military uniforms gay meanwhile in his edgy af black brunswicker uniforms he probably got from napoleonic hot topic

#hetalia #headcanon #ik the time periods are off stfu #aph prussia #aph austria

[crimsonxpx]

I am now offering translations services and culture knowledge for free to every holy human that blesses us with König ffs. I live in germany, am fluent in german and to top it off my dad is from Austria. If you need my knowledge or translation service to not only german but austrian „slang“. Hit me up. I am comfortable with 'diabetes causing, cring but fml i want that too' fluffy stuff to 'toe curling, heart racing, hair pulling, family disappointment' smut.

As long as everyone is a consenting adult ofc 🫵🏻

#könig smut #konig fanart #konig #könig #call of duty #call of duty modern warfare #translator #german #austria #fanfics #könig headcanons #könig x reader #könig x you #könig x male reader #cod modern warfare #könig imagine #konig headcanons #konig mw2 #konig fanfiction #konig fluff #konig call of duty #konig x reader #konig imagine #konig x you

[the-austrian-candidate]

Hetalia Cars Headcanons

Germany: Ludwig is a big fan of cars. For him, it is a hobby; he likes getting his hands dirty, repairing, checking, etc. On a daily basis, as in my head, he is environmentally conscious; he drives a nice electric Mercedes or uses public transport in Berlin. But, give this boy a few free hours, and he will take his Ferrari (yes, Ferrari; Feliciano chose it) to the Autobahn (Highways), which in Germany are mostly with no speed limits, and he will show you all his talents. He still drives safely and is careful, but he is a speed devil.

Prussia: Gilbert drives well; he is not as into cars as Lutz is, though he still knows what he is doing. He also drives something German, maybe a BMW or Audi. Classic one, with manual gearbox, black, because black cars are awesome. Prussia actually sticks to the rules on the road, although he still, after all these years, tends to forget about seatbelts. He is also in possession of a Trabant, a car produced in Eastern Germany. It is one of the oldest models from the late 1950s, in a light blue colour. It is well maintained, and you can still drive it, which Prussia does from time to time to let the old boy breathe a little. He won't admit it, but he kept his Trabi out of pure sentiment. 

Austria: Roderich can drive, sort of. He learned how to do it very quickly, but he dislikes it. Austria always had someone to drive him around, and nowadays he usually uses taxis or someone else like Ludwig or Gilbert is driving him. In the early days of cars, it wasn't that bad; there were just a few machines around, but in the 21st century, he is simply slightly afraid (he won't admit it aloud, of course). of the number of people on the roads, it is way too fast for him, and with him being easily distracted, it is just hard to drive. He has a car; Ludwig chose it, it is sensible, comfortable, and German. Roderich spearly uses it, but if Germany, Prussia, or anyone else visits by plane, they usually take the car. 

Bonus headcanon: Alfred once made a comment about Ludwig driving rather slowly in the city and having a boring town car. Germany took Al for a drive in the Ferrari. Americ's life was never the same.

#aph austria #roderich edelstein #hetalia #hetalia headcanons #gilbert beilschmidt #hws prussia #aph prussia #aph germany #hws germany #hws america #alfred f jones #ludwig beilschmidt #hws austria #i love trabi

[a-random-person-on-the-interent]

Nation Revealed AU Where Nations Have Human Identities.

Okay this idea has been stuck in my head for over a week now so I have to rant about it

okay so some Nations have human jobs, and all have human identities. so some Nations go to school while some have jobs, I personally think Austria would be a music teacher, and Greece would work at an animal shelter!

So in a nation reveal au, imagine the chaos with their co-workers/school friends when it does get revealed!

Hong Kong's school friend: hey Leon you're not the NP of Hong Kong are you?

Hong Kong: No, we don't even know if we have a NP

Hong Kong's school friend: yeah we do NP England confirmed it

Hong Kong: Umm

Hong Kongs school friend: and we even have a picture of them, look

Hong Kong: shit...

Or Austria's students finding out and just asking him so many questions

Austria: for the last time me and Hungary are not dating or married!

Austria: Yes I did fight in wars, now on to music

Austria: yes I met Motzart.

Austria: why are you so concerned about my love life, yes I did marry Spain but we are divorced... he ended up dating my sister (Hungary and Austira are siblings in my AU)

Austria: Yes nations can have kids, I have two, now for homework-

Or America working at a police station and his coworkers are freaked out that he has killed people... and fought in the civil war.

Like this would be comedy gold (IMO) especially if you mixed it with a monster AU (I will most definitely post more about this AU)

#hetalia #hetalia au #nations revealed #nations revealed au #aph austria #hws austria #aph greece #hws greece #aph hong kong #hws hong kong #aph hungary #hws hungary #aph spain #hws spain #aph america #hws america #sorry for the rant #also Austria as a teacher is funny #hetalia headcanons

[paperuniverse]

What Some Heta Characters Smell Like but by Someone Who is Shit at IDing Smells ~ Part 1

France - Cigarette smoke and strong floral perfume and slight hint of alcohol

Prussia- Clean laundry and natural cleaning products

Germany- Natural cleaning products and baked goods and very subtly of gasoline

South Italy- Some masc Italian cologne and pizza dough

North Italy- Sea breeze and a faintly of a different Italian cologne and basil

Japan- Vanilla and bar soap

Spain- Dirt / plants from his garden and mint and sea breeze

Canada- Firewood and clean laundry and sometimes a hint of weed

America- Subtle axe body spray and something burning (think fireworks when lit) and dirt/plants

Cuba- Cigar smoke and musky cologne

England- Stale cigarettes and mint and fresh baked scones

Austria- Lavender and piano polish

#hetalia headcanons #paperuniverse post #hetalia #hws america #hws england #hws france #hws germany #hws north italy #hws japan #hws austria #hws canada #hws cuba #hws south italy #hws prussia #hws spain

[cupidskissx]

i was revisiting the instagram tributes that other drivers posted for seb and it got me thinking about what they would post for max when he inevitably retires in 2028. i think lando and daniels would be funny, pierre and alexs too. not sure who would be on the grid by then but maybe liam or yuki is his teammate and they would post something too. but what has me in a chokehold is what charles’ post could be like. would he post a picture from the karting days? would he have won a championship by then and post one of the two of them from the fia gala? what would his caption be?

Hi Anon, quick question, are you trying to induce a mental breakdown? 🫠😘

As much as I love to live in my delusion-bubble and transform every measly crumb into a three course meal, I’m gonna be real here for a second, I can’t see their posts being as heartfelt as we want them to be 💔

However, I’m a Lestappie through and through so here are a few of my scenarios/opinions (delusion included)

If Max retires first

Charles’ post — logical edition:

Charles’ post would likely be some shot of them driving, maybe Silverstone ‘19, or Jeddah ‘22 with a boring caption along the lines of:

Congratulations on a stellar career.

Charles’ post — Lestappen edition:

My heart screams that he’d pick a post-race embrace (hopefully one day we’ll have a proper one):

Fighting you was some of the best fun I’ve ever had.

The track won’t be the same without you there to push the limits and push me wide.

Enjoy this next chapter, you’ve earned the rest.

If Charles retires first

Max’s post — logical edition:

Max is a big softy, okay. HE would be the one to post them in their karting years, because he is the first to remind everyone they grew up racing each other (to combat the nostalgia of course he’d pick a photo from when he won his CIK-FIA World KZ Championship).

Together from the start until the end.

Well done on all your achievements over the years, mate 👍🏻

Max’s post — Lestappen edition:

It has to be the Austria ‘22 Podium, could it be anything else? Even with his rudimentary (and sometimes obliviously innocent) understanding of social media, in my mind even Max is aware how iconic this moment was.

It pays to never give up on a dream.

Congrats on winning your maiden championship and ending your career on a high. You deserve it.

I hate to admit a piece of me might miss seeing #16 in my mirrors, but thanks for not sticking around to wear my #1.

- Your biggest fan

If anyone else has any takes on this, or wants to share some thoughts, I’m all ears ❤️

📸 Credit to all the photographers, without them we’d wither away.

#lestappen #max verstappen #charles leclerc #is this a … masterpost? #retirement thoughts #💭 #the realistic posts were hard because I only want them to wax poetic about each other #hey maybe every version of them would wax poetic #delusion is my middle name #I bet there would be more maxsplaining #Silverstone 2019 #Jeddah 2022 #Austria 2022 #f1 #lestappen rights #Charles x Max #headcanon #Writing and Rambles

[arina-nov-talking]

I still stick to my headcanon about Austria's disability, and I think that after he spent some time in a wheelchair, he could start using a cane/crutches.

I need more headcanons about character disabilities *sob 🥺*

#hetalia #aph austria #hws austria #roderich edelstein #aph headcanons #hws headcanons #hetalia austria #hetalia headcanons #Austria #aph Roderich Edelstein

[fumblingmusings]

The morning after the celebration by Ludwig Knaus, 1853

This section of the painting is so AusHun coded in ways that I cannot verbalise. This is why Roderich doesn't drink as much as his neighbours...

#hetalia #op #hws hungary #hws austria #aushun #headcanon

[cicerenella]

now i’m so curious, what are your thoughts on spaus, historically and in the modern day? what do you imagine romano thinks of them?

I'm jumping to answer this ask because I'm continuing the Austria train! And also because I have a lot of thoughts about this pairing that is (sadly) very overlooked in my opinion. Slight Spamano following.

OK SO I love SpAus. Great angst machine, I love their historical accuracy and a way to portray my view on Empires in Hetalia, since most of the time power gets into their head. Oh well, a marriage between two of the most powerful empires in europe, what's the worst that could happen?? a divorce that brought war to half of europe.

Spain and Austria's marriage was probably one of the longest and most powerful europe has seen, but that doesn't mean that it was good LMAO. I have an idea that for the first century or so of their union everything was...ok? Sure, it could be better, and it had it's ups and downs (I'm looking at Spain) but that doesn't mean that it was that bad. Except for like, the revolt of the Comuneros, that was a bad one.

I think their marriage started to go really south after the Netherlands' independence and the decline of the Spanish Empire, because after that things only started to spiral downwards. And I do not have a good and kind portrayal of "Empire Spain". He was awful both historically wise and also in his personal relationships and it SHOWED.

So, the war of Spanish Succession. A shitshow, Europe's messiest divorce, it did not end good, and Spain lost massive chunks of territories. The treaty of Utrecht/Peace of Rastatt was probably their divorce papers AHAHHA. In thirteen years more than eighty wars where fought.

And about Romano...I know many people make the love triangle between Roma/Spain/Austria and honestly? I like it. ALTHOUGH I have a very specific characterization that I am going to analyse through just now!

So, Naples was considered an "anomaly" in the Spanish Empire. It was the biggest and most populated city, and often times even overshadowed cities in Spain. Historically speaking, Antonio would admire the HELL out of Romano, even if he was one of his subordinates. I don't think he "loved" him yet, more than he considered him his favorite out of all his colonies.

Although I think the more his marriage with Austria deteriorated, the more his kindness to Romano turned into straight up obsession. The civil war twisting Spain's head in a lot of ways too.

That is to say, that while Spain was having his twisted villain arc, Romano would both hate and care about his superior. In a friendly way, of course, because it would be scandalous having an affair with his "master" that was married to another (plus not to mention Romano's internalised homophobia). So while my man was fighting to get independence, Spain was trying both to save his crumbling marriage and keeping his favorite colony with him (spoiler: he failed in both).

SO UHM YEAH. Romano probably wouldn't want to get into the SpAus business, and Spain obsession for Roma definitely irked Austria a bit. Can you imagine after all that crap that was the Spanish War of Succession going on a rampage in trying to reconquer South Italy?? From your ex husband?? Absolute madlad. I love SpAus. Spamano is my number one ship but this one is a guilty pleasure of mine.

[OH SHOOT, forgot about modern day SpAus. Uhhh, since I ship spamano it is a bit tricky. But most of the time I make them stay on friendly terms!! ex husbands that often nitpick at eachother yay. The venom of their divorce is long gone, and they're both old men that like to crack jokes and reminisce about their past adventures.]

#I can talk endlessly about these two but im a bit sleepy rn eheh #i hope i didnt word it too weirdly #spaus #hws spain #hws austria #hws romano #spamano #headcanons

[jikimo-world]

Germania's Death

#tw: grief #hetalia #aph france #hws france #hws germania #aph germania #hws austria #aph austria #For those not familiar with this headcanon: France was adopted by Germania after the fall of the Roman Empire #I should create a TAG for this #I'm like 100 percent sure that there will be a part 2 #I have not yet decided HOW to do it #So this part about grief and loss is essentially complete #I really identify with France #But also Austria #This drawing could be a little personal... #Sorry about the mess!!! #making a comic is hard and my art style is too inconsistent for long works