#at least i have weed at home

[puppydogsys]

my juul pod is empty i need to go home Immediately

#what the hell am i supposed to do now #its 3am the store is CLOSED!!!! #i think i have one left at home unless someone else smoked it #at least i have weed at home #but being at work…. no juul… left the cigs at home………. tragedy #amalgum posts #johnathan.txt

[the-lark-ascending69]

android!Robin has several technical problems, the most important ones having to do with her memory card, battery and motor skills.

Androids are supposed to have perfect photographic memory, but Robin's memory is poor even by human standards. She tends to forget where she left her keys, what she was going to do when walking into a room, etc. She forgets her schedule all the time, as well as Nancy's, and can't remember a recipe to save her life. Dustin and Suzie say it's a problem with the connections needed to access her memory card, rather than with the memory card itself. It's fixeable, but extremely difficult and expensive. Robin wants to get this fixed and she's working hard to pay for it - she doesn't want to be an inconvenience. Nancy will support her decision, but she really isn't bothered by Robin's poor memory. She just hopes she's doing it for herself and not to make herself "easier to handle" for other people (she's been told that's what her worth was based on her entire life).

She's only had one memory card her entire life (as far as she knows). Nancy's greatest fear is Robin hitting her head and it breaking. One could potentially take out the memory card and delete it or install a new one - that is Robin's greatest fear.

At one point, her connections get so bad there will be days in which she can't remember Nancy at all, or what her own name is. She'll act almost like a normal android those days - following orders, not speaking unless necessary, not expressing emotion unless instructed to, etc, though her poor motor skills, battery problems and bad memory will make it difficult. It freaks Nancy out every time, and she always tries to get her to snap out of it as if she were human, before accepting that love can't solve this problem, and calling Dustin and Suzie to fix it. She'll pay any price if it means having her Robin back.

Robin lets herself be turned off without complaint, without even the terrified shudder Nancy used to feel when she forcibly did it during their first weeks together. Robin's docile obedience as she let Nancy do this to her, and the way her body went limp in Nancy's arms, never failed to bring Nancy to tears.

It would take days for Dustin and Suzie to fix some of Robin's problems. This one took between one and two weeks. Longest it ever got was 16 days. During that time, Robin would lay lifeless on their workshop's table, her battery sitting somewhere else to prevent her from turning on automatically. Dustin insisted that he and his lady (as he called Suzie) worked best when their kingdom (their workshop) was untouched by foreign hands, so Nancy wasn't always welcome to visit Robin in that state. Nancy was relentless, though, and she usually managed to convince him to let her in for a few minutes. He thinks it's pointless - it's not like Robin can feel her there. She can't even dream. It doesn't change anything. In fact, he worries Nancy will be more disturbed than comforted, because Robin's entire skull, neck and spine will be exposed - only it's not bones and flesh inside, but metal and plastic circuits, plates, chips, wires and pistons. He's careful to at least put her face back in place when Nancy visits. He expects her to be taken aback by the sight, but instead, Nancy's eyes are full of so much worry and care and adoration as she observes Robin's lifeless body. She doesn't dare touch her - she doesn't want to hurt her. But she misses her so deeply.

When it's all finished, Nancy takes her back home with the utmost care and tucks her into bed. She waits by her side until she turns back on, and softly talks to her, asks her how she's feeling, brings her some water and asks her questions, to see if she's back to normal. Because it's all recorded in her memory card, Robin can remember everything - can remember the time she spent not knowing who she is, thought she can't remember if she was self-aware during those episodes. Whenever she wakes up, she's just happy to see Nancy, and wants hugs and cuddles from her, but she begins to cry out of fear as she tries to remember the details of not being. Nancy holds her every time, asks her if she wants to watch cartoons or if she wants her to read a book for her, to keep her from spiraling. She hates seeing Robin look so small and scared, but she also knows she's not scared of anything Nancy can protect her from. The horrors haunting her come from her own mind and her own nature.

(Dustin and Suzie make a copy of Robin's memory card and give it to her, just in case).

Dustin and Suzie take care of any fixes Robin needs. They're much nicer than any other technician at the previous repair shops she's been to. The most usual fixes have to do with weakness and stiffness in her knees and hips, especially on her right leg (it got broken pretty badly during a beating by her last owner - Billy Hargrove. He wanted to make her unable to walk. The person his father sold her to next did a poor job fixing her). These fixes are usually quite simple and take very little time. She will refuse to see them, though, until she reaches her breaking point when she struggles to stand up, or when she suddenly falls to the ground. It always worries Nancy to death - she's terrified of Robin hitting herself and suffering even more damage. It always takes some convincing for Nancy to get her in her car and on their way to Dustin's workshop. Sometimes, the fix will be so simple they don't even need to turn her off. Nancy holds her hand during these.

The third big problem is her battery. Thankfully, her battery is detachable and easily replaceable. They only had a mayor issue with it once, and they had to order a new one. Robin's model is rare enough that it took over a week to get there. During that time, they installed solar pannels in the balcony and Robin had to be connected to them with long, thick cables that stretched all around the apartment. It was more amusing than anything else, having to step around the cables and make sure none of them got accidentally disconnected. Cloudy days made her pretty much useless and had her lying in bed watching cartoons all day. She was completely turned off after sunset and she was up by sunrise. Needless to say, she couldn't leave the apartment for the week and had to call in sick to work.

Good thing was, though, that the new battery worked much better than the previous one. It lasted much longer. Nancy had only seen her this excited a few other times. The way she kicked her bedroom door down with a wide smile on her face as she yelled at her to come to the kitchen just made Nancy smile with adoration. Robin showed her the box in her hands - she was shaking with excitement - and asked Nancy to help her install it. She turned herself off and Nancy did the rest - disconnected cables, take out old battery, install new one. When she turned Robin back on, she was more full of life and energy than she'd ever seen her be. Free from her cables, she immediately grabbed Nancy's hands and dragged her outside - the sun was shining and she wanted to run around in the park, to roll on the grass and count the cloud and photosynthesize with a good book in her hand. To Nancy, she looked like a puppy, or a happy little bird just released from its cage. She could never say no to her, they would spend the entire day outside if Robin wanted to.

#ronance #android!robin au #robin buckley #nancy wheeler #robin buckley angst #but also #robin joy #i feel like this au is the definition of fluff and angst. the definition of hurt/comfort #my posts #btw that was NOT robin's first memory card 👀👀 just a lil harmless fun fact #i feel like i should also share the nancy lore because she does have lore too #for now i just want to say that #robin here relates to plants a lot. all she needs is water and sunlight. she's a very eco-friendly robot #she doesn't even produce CO2 (take that humans) #also: her battery is shit during winter. its like a phone battery - as soon as temperature goes subzero (in celsius terms at least idk #i guess thats like 15 farenheit) her battery begins to deplete super fast and she gets sleepy and needs Nancy to take her back home #and tuck her into bed for the day. #this is especially true if the day is also cloudy #though i think they get one of those lamps people use to grow weed inside the house. they help her photosynthesize

[writterings]

so tonight starts the first night of me living alone in a farmhouse for a full month. bthe closest town in 15 minutes away (and is also the town they filmed friday the 15th in) and i'm gonna have to both clean the house and take care of some animals. but! luckily my cousin only lives 15 minutes away (not in the town) so we can hang a lot and i can get her husband to teach me how to do work on cars and how to play guitar or smth :3

#im lowkey sad about leaving my brother at home esp since we're in the middle of watching a show together #but tbh he's been a straight up dick lately to me so fuck him lol #like i GET IT he wants to spend as much time as possible with his girlfriend I GET IT #but if you say we're gonna have a night to just smoke and watch as much of our show as we want #DONT COME HOME AT 11 PM AND THEN STOP AFTER 3 EPISODES JUST SO YOU CAN CALL YOUR GF AFTERWARDS #OR AT LEAST GIVE ME A HEADS UP BC I WILL UNDERSTAND!! AND DONT BE RUDE TO ME WHEN I TEXT YOU A MEME BC IM APPARENTLY INTERUPTTING TIME WITH #UR GF WHO YOUVE SEEN EVERYDAY THIS WEEK LIKE LITERALLY YOU DIDNT EVEN HAVE TO RESPOND TO ME IF IT WAS THAT MUCH OF AN ISSUE #anyways. yeah glad to get some space from him and also i'm gonna start making him pay more for his cut of weed. #also he said he didn't want to hang with me on my birthday so he's legit just being a dick #anyways #rant over #lonely farmhouse time :)

[enderspawn]

anyway. my fave bitb pc is between rolan and rand, but if push came to shove i Think i would say….. rolan??? he’s the absolute most Just Some Guy. it’s like if he was the single working woman in a hallmark christmas movie but instead of coming home and finding love and the true spirit of Christmas he found anxiety and a field of corpses <3

#jrwi #bitb #i also enjoy rand being a fucking trash dude mr 33 livin at home and buying things w weed bc he doesn’t have money #(I think bc he also still feels fairly grounded throughout? and not as Trope-y as that description sounds) #but without fully knowing what’s going on or more critially What has happened in his past there’s some tiny uncertainty #at least in terms of like. Getting Him. #like the occult interest thing feels Off in a way I don’t comprehend yet— the closest I can get is it’s something he threw himself into #after The Horror Tragedy happened to like. cope? if he knows more he can control it etc whatever #og post

[ghostzzy]

home alone for 72 hours. everyone place your bets on how many mental breakdowns i’m gonna have in that time.

#not even mishka to keep me grounded. ooo boy. gonna be a Weekend. #it’ll probably be fine i have various tentative plans to see and talk to various people at various times. #and if all else fails at least there’s weed and no one to bother being sober for. #but :) #AAAAA. #u know it’s bad when ur scared to be home alone. rip. #izzy.txt

[panicbones]

man i love weed dont get me wrong but i really dont like hanging with ppl who are stoned all the time and when i tell ppl that they act like im being a killjoy like? no? i equally dislike when ppl are drunk off their ass. im allowed to be uncomfortable with substance use

#i find it deeply aggravating and difficult to deal with ppl who are so inebriated with SOMETHING that i can barely have a conversation w the #i just dont like being around ppl who use substances in excess anyways? #weed is more acceptable sure but its still a substance #i understand when its for pain management but if you arent doing that. you might have an addiction problem #also weed is overall seen as softer than alcohol and generally by way of how ppl act it is #but i still dont like it #this is starting to become an issue for me cuz my roommates best friend who comes over often is always always high #and i feel like a dick but i want them to cut back on it very badly. at least in my own home #idk. i might just be in a weird mood #skeletal chatter #weed cw #drug abuse tw

[stinkrascal]

oh btw we leave TOMORROW which means i can be home to make story posts n see my kitties finally!!!!!

#i miss them soooo much #this has been the least relaxing vacation ever #thank god nobody planned anything today bc i am not leaving this airbnb til we have to leave tmrw #im grateful we even have the chance to go on this vacation bc it has been a lot of fun too #but soooo stressful and ive gotten sick every day since we got here #bc we’re in the car driving down mnts all day ;-; #i just miss being at home #oh and now my bf is talking about getting transferred to CO office for work so we can live here instead lmaooooo #which tbh i would NOT be mad at all if we moved to colorado! but i would probably be bedridden for a few weeks 😭 #but hey thats what the legal weed is here for #either way i did have fun! im just so exhausted now and i miss my house. but im happy i got 2 experience life here #it is soooooo so so so different to louisiana like i cannot express this enough. im shocked this state exists #when all ive known my whole life is bumfuck LA. it is just so cool to see how much more the usa can offer!!! #makes me feel like less of a doomer aha

[thestarmaker]

jfc why do so many people think smoking weed and driving is any less dangerous than drinking and driving??? It makes me both mad and scared, and yep I definitely know not to be in the car w you behind the wheel

#if you 'need' to smoke to be less afraid of driving then don't fucking drive!!! #and if you can't Not Drive then work on not fucking smoking beforehand!! #i fucking hate it. so many cars at bk reeked of weed and apparently everywhere i work I'll have at least one coworker who thinks it's fine #and like. cool so you don't realize you're putting everyone else at risk too? not just yourself?? fuck off #any kind of intoxication is dangerous to drive with. i don't fucking care if you think weed makes you a better driver #BC IT DOESN'T!! it fucking doesn't. it harms your reaction time at the very least. #i smoke daily and even i know to never drive high. it's pretty fucking easy to not do. #backstory here is that my coworker who wants to smoke weed w me (which is fine and cool) #said she and another coworker are gonna take a bong rip in her car before they. drive home #and i said noooo thank you to joining them bc fuck driving high!!! are you kidding me

[thanksfortheflaglove]

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#have been an anxious lil piece of shit since my mother walked past/then in my room bc she smelled something- #this was yesterday btw .. first thing she said was 'u dont vape do u?' and i was like 'no' *queue john mulaney voice: like a liar* #ok well technically only on occasion like if i dont have w**d #anyway she steps into my room and starts fuckin sniffing around and goes 'it smells like .. weed 😐' and just looked at me and guys .. #i am the WORST but my mothers brother aka my gay uncle got kicked out when they were younger bc he smoked too and my mother has grown to #not be fond of it since . so BASICALLY i lightly gaslit her and was like 'mom. seriously ? 🙄' #bc we joke about it on occasion like she went to denver and came back with a fuckin pot that says 'a little pot from colorado' meant for #weed and in my head im like 😭 bro i could actually use this 😭 #so thats how we joke but obviously for me its genuinely funny bc of the irony but anyway . #my anxiety was so high after that bc i literally had my pen on me and i just left the situation and started petting my dog and filled up my #waterbottle trying to think of what the fuck i was going to do next but that was literally the end of that #(at least for now but i dont even want to jinx it) #to be proactive tho bc newsflash i do smoke! i got smart as shit and wrapped my smell proof combo bag to make it look like a gift for my #my friends when i go back to school so she wont think anything of it #and then put my pen old battery and vape in a box hidden away so i can still access them if i need but god DAMN #i was def just being stupid tho bc i forget when im at home i cant be so lax and rip the shit out of my pen with my door closed and no fan #anymore like 😐 u dumb fuck i was smarter at 16 with this shit #anyway. its definitely on me and im just mad at myself for it and hope it doesnt come up again/that she isnt overly paranoid with me like i #am with myself rn #also just for some more background my mom and i have never been super close but im really close with my dad but i love with my mom ? so #after this semester not just bc of this situation but i might be like. ive never had a room at dads and id like to at least for summer #and go from there. they just moved and its so cozy and id love to make my room mine over there for once even if it means moving in for abit #but the one thing that would absolutely break my heart is that my dog lives with my mom and its not like i couldnt still see her but i feel #like id feel guilty/like im abandoning her or something :'( #idk if anyone read this far pls lmk ur thoughts #oh and i work right by my moms so its not like i couldnt still visit her but it would break my heart #kylas thoughts #drugs /

[simonstamenovic]

this trip is Not gonna be worth it my god. this weed sucks too.

#at least it means i will have a few days worth of weed at home #💌 #at least i getto see aliya tomorrow but god my father sucks and the kids were Not interested in talking #and I'm simply too nervous to bug them. we left already but still

[rosicheeks]

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#I’m just in such a bleh mood #and I get to come home to my roommate being annoying #i just want to live by myself #ok anyway #anyone wanna come over and we can cuddle #and hide from the world #i want to snuggle up in a billion blankies and pillows #and have that cuddle where literally nothing else matters #time #responsibilities #all of it just washes away #cause all that matters is each other #bah I’m in such a mood today #i blame shark week cause I always act like a baby #and not in a good way #ughhhhhhhhhh #i wish I had weed so I could at least ignore everything and smoke until my lungs burn #but noOoOooOoOoOOo #i feel so stuck #ok I’m gonna shut up now #cause idk what I’m saying anymore #shut up rosie

[reginaofdoctorwho]

i cannot FUCKING sleep

#it's almost 6am #i think it's from day before *technically* yesterday #i tried my friend's weed dab #like 4 times at least i think? #and then when i got home a lil before 11 my mom had to go somewhere w my brother did NOT notice i was still high #and then when i went to bed i forgot ur not supposed to have benadryl w weed #took my normal allergy amount when ur supposed to do half at most #passed out in under five minutes #it was fuckin great and i slept amazing #but now my body (oh so used to borderline insomnia) is like 'bitch we slept?? and u wanna sleep AGAIN???'

[grandtheftpoptart]

sigh. writing another song, this time abt mourning

#quiet vi #i kinda hate everythiny rn #it's hard to narrow down everything i need to mourn #but ive been in a constant stste of sadness it's ridiculous #got my trumpet tho so lets try it out with these weed lungs hehehehe 🤪 l #found a moth today #and it clung to me like i cling to the past #some moments aren't meant to last #wow #sick. ive already got some lyrics damn #but yeah the moth was on the bus and wasnt moving so i thought it was dead #i picked it up and brought it outside where it flew into the sky #i thought it was gone forever and the last place insaw it was on the road #and when i sat on my next bus it was on the seat beside me #effortlessly it crawled onto my hand and remained there for the rest of the ride home #now it lives in my garden among the tomatoes #until the wind carries it away at least #mourning what could have been #FUCK THAT WAS ALREADY A TAG UGGGGHGGHGG #d

[amndmirk]

im not angry cuz you was mean to me im angry because you didnt misinterpret me as a boy

#demigirl talk #"domnişoara'' get fucked. #also the stylish girl left the trolleybus before i could ask her instagram #and im all tired and stinky after the twelve km hike #ughhhhhh #at least i get to watch movies with kriseiheads house right. #who am i kidding nobodys social lifestyle is more poor than mine #well were getting mimundo comic coming at least. maybe ill get to design some rooms for the Cool House #i have some flowers prepared with all the meanings and shit. for most discords and even for one who has yet to move in #lol imagine if we all meet someday. like in some event like big big utdr anniversary concert with bangers from all the chapters #i. am not sure if im attached to people too much. like i mean everyone likes to imagine things but i dont think people would actually. #like. want to *do it*. because i think i am taking all this internet friend thing way more serious than those people do #im home. imma leave #weed rambles #kriseiheads house

[stinkrascal]

people who smoke weed before they go into work are crazy do you have no fear

#i did that once but it was by accident #cuz i was supposed to be off then my boss called me in right after a particularly ripe bong rip #and then she came into the store while i was still high af and i dropped all her groceries and embarrassed myself so bad i cried #smoking weed is best when you’re at home in pjs with no obligations and you can just zone out and play sdv for 10 hours #if i smoke weed and have to talk to somebody i want to explode #oh how i miss smoking weed. i’ve been so sober for months now are you guys proud #i went from 10 bowls a day to no bowls a day #i kinda hate it but at least whenever i do smoke when we go back to bf’s parents house i get so high. tolerance breaks really do work

[britt-the-bratt]

Please be nice to your budtenders today.... We're stressed 🥹🥹

#at least you get to go home with goodies #we go home with nothing since y'all don't know how to tip #I'm stressed #personal #mine #text #we don't even get free weed today #or bags #or the limited run 420 products #we get to deal with the general public #and some of you guys are so cool!!! #but some of you need a bar of the good stuff #and yes i will smile at you and tell you have s good day in the most fuck you voice possible if you get shitty with me