#asprin

[vintageadsmakemehappy]

1946 Bayer Aspirin advertising

#1946 #bayer #asprin #40s #1940s #vintageadsmakemehappy #vintage magazine #vintage advertising #magazine #advertising #medicine #rx

[honeymooninterludes]

I had a headache 🤷🏻‍♀️

#girlblogger #girlboss tbh #smoke a joint #girl interrupted #susanna kaysen #winona ryder #bottle #vodka #asprin #bpd problems #bpd shit

[dbaydenny]

Asprin

Now our daily aspirin we take

we need more since we're awake

releasing a catch, easing a pain

calming the prediction of rain

preserving an old man's bones.

.

D W Eldred

#poetry #asprin #ode #aging

[terribletoonietuesday]

Clown Nightmare (2019) Instead of a real here's a simple sample of my reactions.. Oh cheerleaders.. Umm who are these people? What's going on? Who's filming this? Oh that's a clown? I'm getting dizzy from this camera. Why are they blurring something out? No way these people know each other. Who are these people again ? I forget. I'm still dizzy. Oh wait this is funny.. Oh I zoned out. So much gun use inside this one house. The car gag is funny. Sorry I missed stuff I went to make a sandwich. Not enough zombie invading clowns. Settle down this damn hand held camera. This movie is shockingly still going and it's not even that long. Oh good an atomic bomb..they deserve it. The end. My head hurts

#Clowns #Nightmares #Bmovies #Asprin

[kramlabs]

#pufa #asprin #telomeres #more better mitochondria

[openlylyingforclout]

Powdered asprin tablets have been shown to reduce magnetic abberation on CRT displays.

#lies #misinformation #disinformation #asprin #crt

[malukaweb]

Robert Asprin fue uno de los personajes más pintorescos de la ciencia ficción.

Robert Asprin fue un autor de fantasía y ciencia ficción mejor conocido por su humor. Aventuras míticas novelas y por coeditar las innovadoras novelas El mundo de los ladrones Serie de antología mundial compartida. El autor y editor Bill Fawcett se encontró por primera vez con Asprin en una convención de juegos de mesa en 1980. “Se ha convertido en una figura bastante importante en la escena de…

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#Asprin #ciencia #ficción #fue #los #más #personajes #pintorescos #Robert #uno

[bitterkarella]

Midnight Pals: The Dorsai

Stephen King: listen guys King: i'm kinda concerned that those bullies over at clarion west might try to pull something King: so i've hired some security for the campfire Poe: you what Poe: steve why would you do that King: no no trust me on this

King: so i hired the dorsai irregulars as security Poe: the what King: it's a special security force made up of sci fi fans King: led by robert asprin King: you'll like him, he's funny Poe: like piers anthony funny or terry pratchett funny King: uhhh King: 

King: submitted for the approval of the midnight- Robert Asprin: hold up Barker: what is this Robert Asprin: i am currently assessing thread levels Barker: steve who is this guy Asprin: SIR Asprin: SIR Asprin: PLEASE Asprin: remain calm

Asprin: sir please step over here Asprin: i am scanning the area for potential security risks Barker: steve what the fuck is this King: oh this is robert asprin, he's doing security Asprin: scanning Asprin: scanning Asprin: Barker: steve what the- Asprin: SCANNING

Barker: steve what is this King: its the dorsai irregulars, a security force made up of sci fi fans Barker: oh yeah? great Barker: cuz when i think of effective security Barker: i definitely think of sci fi fans Barker: definitely the guys you want to rely on in a pinch

King: i think you're being unfair clive King: i think these guys can probably be pretty professional King: i mean, look King: they have matching berets and everything Barker: oh are their fedoras in the wash

Robert Asprin: sir i have a story King: oh is it a scary story? Asprin: sir it is a funny story sir Asprin: it is about a demon from the dimension perv Asprin: making him a perVECT Asprin: not a perVERT King: Poe: Barker: Koontz: Lovecraft: Asprin: a perVECT, not a perVERT Asprin: that is the joke sir Barker: this fucking sucks Asprin: sir i'm going to need to ask you to step aside sir Barker: what the?! NO Asprin: sir i need to perform an ocular patdown Barker: what the fuck- NO.

Mary Shelley: sup fuckers? Asprin: MA'AM Asprin: i will need you to submit to an ocular patdown before i can allow you entry to this campfire perimeter Shelley: what the fuck Shelley: steve who the fuck is this Barker: yeah see that's what i was saying

Asprin: MA'AM Asprin: MA'AM Asprin: i cannot allow you to take this weapon into the campfire perimeter King: oh rob that's just mary, she's cool Asprin: SIR Asprin: i need you step back and let me do my job King: but rob- Asprin: SIR

Asprin: ma'am i need you to hand over the weapon Shelley: oh you want me to give you my knife Asprin: yes ma'am i need you to give it to me Shelley: yeah i'll give it to you Shelley: i'll give it to you alright Shelley: [stabs asprin]

Asprin: man down! man down! Asprin: aughhhh Asprin: and i only got to tell my pervect/pervert joke one time

#midnight pals #the midnight society #midnight society #robert asprin #stephen king #clive barker #edgar allan poe #dean koontz #hp lovecraft #mary shelley

[hotvampireadjacent]

i think i have a weird relationship with pain because i have migraines. this tooth had been hurting me since thursday but i was like "it's just mild pain" and then i paid extra attention when brushing it today and there was so much blood coming from that tooth.

that's probably not mild pain and i'm missing a chunk.

#hurff durff #i had a friend over and noticed the pain i just took some over the counter asprin #but i had 0 clue it was an actual issue and not just random pain

[bonefall]

i just scrolled down on that same tools post. til you can make baskets out twine!

You sure can!

In fact after doing even more research in the months after that tools post, I found out you can use even more than just bramble/blackberry shoots and twine. There is an entire species of willow called "basket willow" from which the shoots are used to weave.

Longtime followers will remember when I was screeching about the Six Willows that I made Clanmew terms for... WELL GIRLIES. I MISSED SOME. THERES MORE THAN SIX AND ELDER BONES IS GONNA MCFREAKING LOSE IT

#Im. Gonna have to make a clan culture entry on willows specifically. Aint i. #British isles stop having so many water-loving species I GET IT. IT RAINS A LOT. #yOU NEVER NEEDED MORE THAN SIX WILLOWS #AND THEN YOU IMPORTED *MORE*?? #Why did you need WEEPING willows too didn't you have ENOUGH WILLOWTREES?? #did u know that asprin is derived from compounds in white willow bark #Every day I learn things about british willows against my will

[don-quixote-and-sancho]

Damn I wish I could have productive hyperfixations instead of this one 30 year old man and an ultra niche book series from the 80's

#will wood #will wood and the tapeworms #robert asprin #myth adventures #autism

[sharkgirldick]

I love having a migraine that aspirin has only dulled, not cured.

#text post #I've had food and water. my hair is down. asprin. bit of caffeine. please go awayyyyyy

[disagigglebilities]

Day 4 at a homeless shelter. I learned they will give you free aspirin and/or ibuprofen if you ask for it here. They also have Benadryl and possibly other otc meds.

#extremely helpful if i wanna take both ibuprofen and asprin at the same time #which is rare but last night i couldve used it lol #was in extreme pain #my silly back is not used to sitting/standing all day its used to gettinf breaks when i lay down #it got so bad last night it spasmed every time i moved wrong

[ajasramek]

I am determined to force this fandom into proper existence.

#robert asprin #aahz #skeeve #pervekt #another fine myth #demon #aahzmandius #fanart #digital art #made with krita #illustration #myth adventures

[imagescuisantes]

#Asprin Ps

[rosyronkey]

the world is beautiful

#its a bucket of asprin at walgreens. btw #shut up westley