#asks: missrown

[tender-rosiey]

grip and giggle — gojo satoru x f!reader

a/n: just a lil smth while I finish up vulnerable gojo okay but like bby grips are STRONG

satoru has a big problem with your baby.

listen, of course, he loves his own son, adores him even, but he can’t help but just want to throw that baby in the nearest day-care—read: nanami’s house—just so he can have you for himself.

he is no jealous man, but he is your husband so he believes he has every right to want to be with you.

his son doesn’t think so.

satoru has long expressed his woes of how you’re the baby’s favorite; however, your son’s affection remained unchanging. your husband thought he would get over it.

he didn't, but the point is that he thinks that the fact he can't have your attention is the bigger problem.

and this big problem is, well, big, but a part of the very big problem is that the baby has a grip stronger than that of a man holding onto his last snack while gaming.

now, why would that be a problem you ask. 

well, because the baby doesn’t let go of you, like ever.

“s/n, can I have some time with your mama?”

the baby babbles some nonsense before slamming into your chest and nuzzling closer. you giggle.

however, satoru isn’t having it so he tries to pull him away, but the kid hangs on for dear life, to the point you think your shirt is going to get torn.

the funny thing—to you, at least—is that your baby is laughing and kicking while your husband’s face is full of a pout and furrowed eyebrows as he huffs, “s/n! let go of your mama!”

the baby squeals, grip getting tighter and tighter.

he also decides that the best course of action is kicking his dad in the face—which, by the way, serves him right for turning his infinity off. 

satoru tumbles back as he lets go the baby who happily falls onto your chest again. meanwhile, your husband is rubbing his face as he stares at the baby, “what the…”

the strongest baby for the strongest sorcerer, I guess.

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[sonder-paradise]

AHH so;; requests are open 👉👉👈👈

is it alright if i ask for a dazai x gn!reader but it’s mostly y/n going “i hate you” and dazai being like “ily2”

yes this is based off of soukoku but man do i wanna be chuuya

𝐈𝐋𝐘𝟐 — 𝐎𝐬𝐚𝐦𝐮 𝐃𝐚𝐳𝐚𝐢

◊ characters. osamu dazai, gn!reader

◊ genre. fluff

◊ wc. 0.6k

your lover is silly.

he finds joy in reading that odd, little book of his. the one with the red cover and the ghastly contents of which you wouldn’t dare to imagine.

he finds joy in picking the brains of others. his bothersome personality typically comes off as overbearing or perhaps for better words, unique.

dazai is certainly unique.

he also finds joy in you. a person of high interest in an odd world where abilities meet the regularity of everyday life. then again, you’re not quite sure osamu dazai finds joy at all.

but you certainly do in him and with the way your relationship with him has grown, he seems to as well.

“my love, i already said i was sorry,” dazai whined, clinging onto your shoulder as the two of you crossed the street. his high-pitched tone caught the attention of a few onlookers but nothing more.

“you should have thought about that before you jumped into the river again!” you sighed, just about ready to return home as quickly as possible. dazai’s hair was still damp despite your vigorous rub down earlier and while his tan coat was soaking wet and tucked into the crook of his arm, his collared shirt wasn’t too bad.

dazai hummed in acknowledgment as the two of you turned the corner to enter your apartment building. “but you came to my rescue, did you not?” he quipped, grinning like a cheshire cat.

you fumbled with your keys at his words; nearly dropping them when you felt his gaze grow mischievous. “i did, but maybe next time i won’t.. now hurry up and shower i’ll dry your hair for you after.”

“now that’s certainly an agreement i can accept. this is why i love you!” dazai cheered, pressing a light kiss on your cheek.

you could feel your cheeks flush and you grumbled back a low “jeez, i hate you… now hurry up!”

the possibility of you drying his hair clearly interested him enough as he promptly vanished deeper into the apartment to do as you said. in the meantime, you softly grumbled to yourself. the heat in your cheeks threatened to rise if you thought of dazai anymore.

so you simply attempted not to, content to skimming through the contents of a random magazine. however, your thoughts were interrupted moments later by that silly lover of yours. a hand lowered the magazine and it was then you noticed he had finished.

“i believe you owe me a hair drying session, love?”

you sighed, watching as strands of wet hair stuck to his face and droplets of water ran down his messy locks. “stop dripping water all over the place then,” you mumbled, standing to drag him back into the bathroom.

the gentle hum of the blow dryer was quite possibly the loudest thing in the bathroom. for once, dazai was quiet, letting you do the work in rubbing circles in his scalp whilst gusts of heated air wafted through his usually shaggy hair.

you noted that he leaned more into your touch than normal. the affection had a small smile growing on your face when you noticed he had closed his eyes. very rarely did you see dazai become so vulnerable in front of someone. the thought had you smiling softly.

well, that was until dazai cracked an eye open and beamed at your gentle expression. “you appear to be enjoying yourself,” he murmured with a mischievous inflection of his words.

“oh shut up, or i won’t do this ever again,” you retorted half-heartedly.

dazai let out a slow noise of objection before smiling softly at you. he knew you could never quite say what you meant.

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[shadyteacup]

Dazai Angst, as promised

If someone was to ask you how life was, you would tilt your head to the side, pondering over your answer, before moments with him would flood your mind. A smile would creep onto your pink lips, and you would blush a little as you said, “Splendid.”

You were always a headstrong and practical person. You knew where to place people and how to distribute your affections. You never got upset over things that didn’t matter, as you never let yourself get too attached to them. Nothing really affected you too much, no event was big enough to shake you.

Except this one.

You felt your answer change from “Splendid” to “Unbearable” as you heard the words tumbling from his mouth. His chestnut locks framed his handsomely angular face beautifully. If it weren’t for the harsh words piercing your heart, the sly smile on his plump lips would have seemed innocent. But paired with the way he was mocking you, its true nature unfolded. He was simply being mean. Hurtful. Cruel, even.

“Don’t look at me like that, y/n. You act as though you weren’t aware that this was but a temporary arrangement.”

You wanted to scream that it wasn’t! It was never an ‘arrangement’! You both truly did love each other!

You were too tired to scream, though. Too tired to fight for this. You desperately wanted to fight for him, but he had sucked all the life out of you. You couldn’t do this anymore.

“What do you mean, Osamu?”

Your hushed whisper pained even your own ears. You sounded too weak to consider yourself a proud person. You almost sounded like you wanted to hear anything but what he said next. 

“Its getting hard for me to maintain both, my life, and a relationship with you.”

Dazai said, shrugging nonchalantly.

“Plus, this has become too boring.”

Anger flooded your mind at that. Were these last few months just a game? Is this some bloody joke?

You were both adults. Lack of time management is a bloody stupid excuse to break up with someone whom you’ve been with for almost a year.

Dazai sighed at your silence. He checked his watch, and whistled at how late he was for his meeting.

“Whoa, this really took quite a while!”, he chirped, almost as if he were having a light hearted chat with a friend.

He waved his hand with a quick, “Bye then!”, and began walking away.

You furrowed your brows, trying hard to tame the tears threatening to gush over your red cheeks.

“Why is it,” you began, voice hoarse and low, “that whenever things get tough, I’m the first thing you throw away?”

That made him halt in his path. Without bothering to face you, he glanced back at the person he had once claimed to love.

Your throat constricted at his next words.

“Because, y/n,”, he sighed, “you’re the only thing in my life, that I can throw away.”

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[jessbeinme15s-notebook]

So I'm finally done!! Here's what it looks like

Ignore the torn part at the bottom of the page pls :,) also ik I said "poem" but this isn't exactly one but it's poetic ig so I said poem

CC :

23:05 , 19/08/2022

You have enchanted me, dearest. My heart dances to the tunes of your flute, much like the peacock feathers that adorn your soft curls of hair. I may not be able to compare with the beauty of the flowers I offer at your lotus feet, nor as sweet as your tranquil voice, or as bewitching as your mere presence but what I do have is this heart dearest. I offer it to you, unworthy as I may be.you make my heart sing like the birds in the morning, and dance like the sacred waters of Yamuna. I may not be religious, but you make me think otherwise. I'm yours, truly. I worship you, my beloved.

23:19

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#sunny is back on her bs

[nameless-shrimp]

Ilysm 😖 aaaaaaaaaa im gonna crawl in my hole now

I LOVE YOU MORE SUNSHINE

*hides in the hole with you*

#cutie!!! #asks: missrown

[snowbits]

Im dumb as hell- 🙂

Like uhhhhh, i THOUGHT i followed you, THAT'S WHY YOU WERE NOT APPEARING ON MY DASH-

remember kids, don't be like me

Im pretty sure my brain was fried that time 😃 still is

SJSHDKDJDJ I JUST ASSUMED MY BLOG CONTENT WASNT WHAT YOU LIKED AND ACCEPTED IT 💀

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[alittlesimp]

10? for the game-

10. Pick an author (or writing friend) to co-write a book with

as for like, published authors i think id go withhh belgian author stefan brijs because holy shit that man can write, i read one of his books (the angel maker, i 100% recommend but its really gorey and deals with some serious topics, genuinely do not read unless youre at least 16 because it fucked ME up and i normally love horror stuff) in like a day because it was just that good, it has a lot of deeper layers and symbolism (i wrote a 13 page analysis for it in dutch class when the task was 1 page, that's how deep it is LMFAO)

and mutuals mmmm i think ariel, req or jade? i think i could work pretty well with them ^^

Writer Ask Meme

#ask game #honey answers #from: missrown

[kiyokoxd]

hey?

if you want

Hello!

1. First impression: I don't wanna sound weird but I thought you were kinda mean no offence I am sorry :")))

2. Truth is: You're very fun to talk to! I really appreciate you interacting with me and my blog so yeah, you're also funny

3. How old do you look: Hm, I mean– 15?

4. Have you ever made me laugh: Yes

5. Have you ever made me mad: No

6. Best feature: You're nice and honest with what you say!

7. Have I ever had a crush on you: uH nO? 😭

8. You’re my: Friend! I hope I get to to talk to you more, I really enjoy talking to you in asks :)

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[xxxsoukokuxxx]

😓

😓 - I feel like you would not really like me

Hi there! Hope you're doing well. Oh no, I didn't know you felt that. I definitely like you ^_^. Don't ever be afraid to interact with me or send your amazing requests (please i love them esp the one that is my inbox currently). I must apologize though for taking so long to do your request. My life has just been full of hurdles recently.

Once again I definitely like you and your blog. Just this morning I've read one of your works and i fell in love with it ^_^ I hope you have a great day/night and don't forget to take care of yourself

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[kittyzai]

dazai and chuuya in a poly relationship with civilian! s/o.

a/n : YOUR BRAIN— i love this request so much omg!! also sorry for the long wait. :)

genre : fluff, crack.

warnings : suicide. ( it's dazai so ofc )

request : “ Dazai and Chuuya in poly relationship with a civilian s/o. It's a brain rot, I am unable to forget it, so please help me out here. ” - @missrown

• first of all, you're really lucky to have caught both of their interests!

• they're both really really protective of you! since they both have dangerous jobs.

• they might be rivals on a battlefield but whenever you guys are together, they will never fight.

• by fights i mean physical ones, they quarrel over small things on a daily basis.

• it's like watching two little kids fighting over candy.

• you'll probably have to be the one to stop their silly arguments. <3

• they're not usually home ( especially chuuya ) but when they are, they would give you all the love and attention in the world!

• cuddles sessions are a must. these boys love skinship, although chuuya won't show it.

• you guys would have cute picnic dates!! whenever they have time off work, they would invite you to a park where you guys just talk and have lots of fun!

• the whole detective agency knows about you! atsushi would accompany you sometimes on dazai's orders since he doesn't want you to be lonely.

• as for chuuya, he prefers to keep the relationship a secret. the port mafia aren't exactly good people.

• they would definitely fight for your attention.

• just calm them down and give both of them a tight hug. <3

• it may not seem like it but dazai needs constant reassuring and love so you and chuuya are always there for him!

• you guys are CHAOTIC.

• whenever dazai asks you guys for a triple suicide, chuuya just kicks him.

• you guys are so tired of his suicide jokes.

• and he knows it but he is an ass so he doesn't stop. <33 he'll definitely stop if you guys felt uncomfortable tho!

• you and dazai would probably steal chuuya's hat and try to make silly impressions of him.

• chuuya would just look at you guys with a disappointed look but the little smile tugging on his lips says otherwise!

• dazai would call you both really cringy petnames which you and chuuya hate.

• “ my sugar baby angel! ”

• “ no. ”

• chuuya would usually call you stuff like idiot, dumbass and more but hey, he means them in a very loving way!

• if he is feeling really soft and lovey dovey, he would go for " sweetheart " or " angel "!

• they would do anything to protect you.

• one time you texted them " guys i need help " , only to both of them leaving their work and rushing back home to you.

• " ARE YOU OKAY? ARE YOU HURT OR ANYTHING- WHAT HAPPENED S/O. "

• " i just wanted help with the grocery shopping, you guys have to stop worrying so much- "

• they're not gonna stop worrying. <3

• they love you very very much!! a poly relationship with them is definitely really fun.

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[tender-rosiey]

more husband!gojo x reader pls😩😩✨✨

breakfast — gojo satoru x f!reader

a/n: I added a bit of dad!gojo, hope you don’t mind <33 @mhsofe

“y/n.”

“yes, satoru?”

“do you love me?”

“hmm, I don’t know; what do you think?”

your husband whines and dramatically collapses face-first on the bed, “don’t be so mean! you’re supposed to say ‘oh satoru! you’re the love of my life who I can never get tired of!’ and fangirl about my charm!”

you merely stare at him before deadpanning, “satoru, I pushed three kids out of my vagina for you.”

he clicks his tongue, “pretty girl, you shouldn’t use such vulgar words! what if the kids hear you?”

you roll your eyes and nudge his side with your foot, “get over here, you loser.”

he complains, “such a bully,” but still moves to lay on top of you. you feel him smile through your shirt and he sighs deeply (and happily like a SIMP) before speaking up, “I missed you.”

your eyes soften as your fingers card through his hair, something that he will never get tired of you doing, “me too, ‘toru; how’s everything at jujutsu tech, now?”

“same old same old,” he huffs and you can’t help but chuckle.

satoru rolls his eyes, affectionately, before asking, “where are the kids by the way?”

you look around and shrug, “I don’t know, but it’s eerily quiet today so maybe they went out with the first years.”

“so I have you all to myself?” your husband chuckles and looks up at you with his captivating blue eyes, “then how about I make you breakfast today?”

he presses a kiss to your stomach, “it will be a five star kind of meal that you will never forget.”

suddenly, you hear a bunch footsteps rushing to your door.

you also hear the screams of your three children combined.

yuto, the eldest, kicks the door open, “NO DAD! DON’T KILL MOM!”

the middle one, mio, nods with teary eyes, hiding behind her older brother.

meanwhile, the youngest one, shiro, just jumps around screaming continuously ‘DON’T DIE MOMMY!’

looking confused, satoru pouts but gets off the bed, nonetheless, “what are you kids on about?”

satoru picks up shiro, who clings to him quickly, and wipes the tears off his face, “I wasn’t going to hurt mommy, not in a million years.”

he looks at them with a confident grin, “I was only going to make her breakfast!”

“EXACTLY!”

it takes satoru a few seconds to register what they all said.

“OH YOU BRATS! MY COOKING ISN’T THAT BAD!” he finally says and they all shake their head, albeit with fear, except your oldest son.

yuto looks at him, with sass he most definitely acquired from you, “dad, you nearly sent mio to the hospital when you made her a birthday cake.”

“I did not!” he hurriedly looks at your daughter, “you liked the cake that daddy made, right, mio?”

your daughter just walks towards you, completely avoiding her dad’s question, and instead just cuddles up to you.

satoru gasps and yuto rolls his eyes before patting his father’s back, “just don’t cook for mom, please.”

shiro jumps off his father’s arms and nods at him slowly, “yes please! we love her too much to have you do that!”

satoru falls to the ground and clutches his chest, “betrayed by my own children.”

he then looks at you, who’s now being hugged by all three, and whines, “wifeyyy! do something!”

you blow him a kiss and even in his ‘suffering’ state, he catches it.

you would think that this meant that you will have mercy on his oh so broken heart, but said heart drops to his stomach at your next words.

“let’s make daddy a pretty princess with horns!”

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[sonder-paradise]

Hi! If you don’t mind can I request (If you do these characters!) Dazai or Nikolai x GN Reader where reader usually likes the feeling of them laying or sitting on their lap?

Also please take care of yourself and have a good day/ afternoon / night and stay hydrated

— 𝐎𝐬𝐚𝐦𝐮 𝐃𝐚𝐳𝐚𝐢

Adores the affection through the action. His favorite is laying on your lap soaking in the sweet sunshine.

Letting the delicate rays of either moon or sun glisten against your skin while you stroke his hair? He's absolutely smitten with you.

Is definitely not as verbal about wanting it as one would think. On more hyperactive and needy days, he's leading your hand onto his head while he rests on your lap.

On certain days he allows himself to nap in your embrace; softly inhaling and exhaling your sweet scent and dreaming of your smile.

But let's not forget the days when he's actively begging you to sit down so he can finally have a proper pillow.

"Are you done yet?"

"No, Dazai."

"What about now?"

"No, just give me five more minutes."

"That's what you said five minutes ago! Just sit down for a little, please."

It's really so you can run your fingers through his messy hair all while he melts under your touch.

Will in fact whine or complain until you sit your ass down and let him lay his head down on your thighs.

Probably cherishes your lap more than anything else on your body since he adores being pampered like a spoiled puppy.

— 𝐍𝐢𝐤𝐨𝐥𝐚𝐢 𝐆𝐨𝐠𝐨𝐥

So, so, so hyperactive about wanting to sit on your lap. He's more than happy to lay his head on your lap but sitting on it?? Nikolai is done and sold.

if you're smaller than him? no problem he's still gonna do it anyway and absolutely smother you.

Peppers your face with kisses and distracts you from all sorts of things. Honestly, he can't go a day without demanding to either sit on your lap or lay on it.

He plays with your hair while you work on whatever you need to. Would probably cling like a koala bear if he could.

Brags about how lovely and kind you are for allowing him to do such a thing.

"Y/n! Darling, are you busy?"

"Not too busy. Do you need help with something?"

"Just wanted to see what my Doll was up to~"

Plops himself right on you to recharge his internal battery while you ask about his day and whether or not you could rebraid his hair.

The position itself is rather possessive as he can pretty much say that you're just as much his as he is yours.

But, of course, he's certainly not opposed to having you sit on his lap either :D

— 𝐅𝐲𝐨𝐝𝐨𝐫 𝐃𝐨𝐬𝐭𝐨𝐞𝐯𝐬𝐤𝐲

Now, this is an anomaly. Fyodor most likely isn't one to sit on your lap. Have you sat on his lap? Of course, feel free, Love. But him on yours? A little less likely.

Then again, he can't deny that the one time he lay his head on your lap it was rather nice.

You had to convince him rather heavily that evening. He wasn't quite sure what the concept was either. He just knew that he was supposed to lay his head on your... lap?

The second he allowed himself to relax, he felt so absolutely comfortable near you.

Play his hair and he's completely sold. Bend down a little to kiss his lips? Oh, he's doing this again for sure.

Never really asks after the first time. He just sees you sitting down and he plops his head down without a second word.

He hasn't taken a nap there just yet, but he does his best planning in that position regardless.

"Y/n, come here."

"What's the matter? You look tired."

"I am."

Peacefully straightforward with you, he just sits you down so he can lay down without another word to you.

You know how cats will just sleep on your leg or arm and you're nothing but a mere pillow to them? Yeah, exactly.

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[whorefordazai]

“ THE SOUND OF SILENCE ,,

✿ pairing; akutagawa x gn! reader

✿ genre; fluff | university! au | violinist! akutagawa

✿ warnings; mention of hand cramps

✿ synopsis; a moment in which you steal a kiss from the gifted violin prodigy, leaving your ghost touch tainted in his mind.

✿ notes; my contribution to @tetsustation’s bsd university au collab <33

✿ wc; 1.3k

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akutagawa ryunosuke is a prestigious young man.

he wakes up at the crack of dawn, earning only a measly four hours of sleep, and makes his way to the music room. sometimes when he’s feeling decent, he’ll grab a cup of tea.

he stretches his pale arms for exactly two minutes and smooths down his oversized sweater before picking up the carved wooden piece of musical instrument. his violin.

his face will lay on the chin rest while nimble cold fingers pick up the bow and play away at the strings. and there it begins. that feeling. where he can hear nothing else but the soft melody his violin plays.

the sound is an angelic blessing, but also a tiring poison that slowly eats away at his very soul.

eyes snapping back to the familiar redhead poking your shoulder, you intently glare at chuuya.

“you should probably go speak to mr. violin prodigy over there.” he whispers close to your ear, a smirk playing on his lips. your eyebrows narrow, astonished at his proposition. “huh?! i’m sure he’s busy…i wouldn’t want to bother him…”

chuuya let’s out a groaning exhale. “c’mon man. you’ve known each other for months and you still don’t have the guts to conFESS YOUR LOVE FOR—“

“SHUT—SHUT UP!” you quickly silence chuuya’s unnecessary booming words by smacking both your hands over his mouth. from the corner of your vision, you can see akutagawa’s eyes somewhat crack open at the noise. but he doesn’t stop playing. he turns his attention back to his violin.

a breath of relief escapes your lips as you scoff at chuuya, face burning hot. “what is wrong with you?!”

chuuya chuckles. “i swear, it’s getting painful watching the tension between the two of you.”

you bite your lip, fingers digging inside your palms as your eyes glance between akutagawa and the redhead in front of you. “don’t you have stocks to do or something?”

“yeah, yeah. stocks.” chuuya rolls his eyes, sighing as he waves a hand goodbye and leaves you to yourself.

you turn your attention back to akutagawa. the music room is empty, except for the two of you. the raven haired man seems to be heavily concentrated on his violin, his attention definitely not directed to your presence.

shuffling a bit to the left, you quietly take a seat on one of the cold leather cushioned chairs. a small smile forms on your lips when you look at the man in front of you.

his eyes are closed, feather-like brows slightly furrowed in concentration. posture perfectly straight and arms holding up his violin, he continues playing.

every once in a while his back will arch in exhaustion—but he’s quick to straighten it. his arms will start to fall limp before he shakes off the dozy feeling and clicks his teeth in annoyance.

after all, akutagawa ryunosuke is a man who does not give up. no matter the circumstance, nor the cost. he cannot and will not fail.

captivated by the eccentric melody his fingers playing with the bow, a sudden loud sound of a smash jolts you back into reality.

“shit…shit…” he hisses, tightly holding his hand with his face morphed into an irritated discomfort. your eyes trail down to the floor, where his violin lays in a few cracked pieces. gulping, you slowly stand up and move to the raven haired man.

“are you okay?” you cautiously ask, eyeing akutagawa.

he grits his teeth. “i’m fine.” he shortly mutters. you frown. he’s obviously not fine. akutagawa ryunosuke is never just fine. but he’s really damn good at pretending he is.

taking a seat next to his tired figure, you slowly reach out to grab his hands. pausing, you glance into his smoky eyes when a slight flinch pans out.

“you, um…” biting your lip, a sharp exhale leaves your lips. “you have a cramp.”

“well that’s obvious.” he simply states. his voice isn’t the least bit of hostile—it’s smooth and laced with curiosity. he blinks, bug eyes trained on your movements. a smile tugs at the corner of your mouth as your thumb brushes across the pink on his knuckles and the bone of his wrist.

raising a brow, you look under the table and pull out a medical kit. taking out the roll of bandages, your head quirks toward the raven haired man. he immediately scowls, already predicting what’s about to happen. “i don’t want your help. i hate being taken care of.”

your lip twitches. before you can stop yourself, the words spill from your mouth. “no, you don’t. no one hates being taken care of. you just hate it when the love isn’t genuine.”

“…you’re calling this love?”

“…i’m calling it genuine.”

he stares at you for a moment, grey eyes displaying a tiny flicker of shock. a short cough leaves lips, and you unroll the bandages. he doesn’t resist your touch this time.

a pleasant yet nervy silence envelopes the room while you gently work your way on his hand. carefully wrapping his wrist, then his palm, you tie the ends of the bandage material. your hand doesn’t leave his once you’re finished.

“thank you.” he shortly mumbles, own hand limp in yours. you chuckle, softly patting his thigh. “what are friends for, huh?”

silence.

steady eyes peer into yours. his words come out as almost a whisper. “…friends?”

your chest tightens at the two simple words. but you don’t dare look up at his face. instead, your own fingers trace the knuckles of his hand. laid on your lap, his hand twitches when you trace the center of his palm. “just friends…”

gulping, you slowly lift your gaze to his face. your heart quickens it’s pace when you realize he’s glancing down at your lips. a cold hand gently clasps your own.

when his eyes look into yours, it’s like they’re searching for something. searching for a sign of want and urge. if he was being bold, perhaps he’d even say a rush. the feeling that’s closest to what playing his violin is like.

the urge act upon so many things he would never dare to say out loud.

just as he’s about to open his mouth to speak, your soft lips are on his.

frozen from shock, akutagawa’s hands stay halted by your waist, not saying to touch. it’s only when your own hand snakes it’s way to tug at his collar, that his eyes flutter shut and he kisses back.

once, twice, and for a third time, his lips meet yours between tiny gasps of air.

you pull away, eyes amplified in shock. the fact that your lips were on his just a few seconds ago registers in your head. smacking both hands to your face, you relish the leftover sweet taste in your mouth. honey flavored cough drops and tea…

akutagawa tilts his head, taking in small breaths of air. he bites back the small quirk that appears on his mouth. looking up at your wide-eyed face, he licks his lips. “do friends…do this?”

the words get caught in your throat. “no! no…friends definitely don’t…” biting your lip and averting your eyes, you grab the bag on your left. standing up, you turn back to the raven haired man. “i have…a class! so i have to go. but…i’ll call you later, alright?”

he can only nod, brain still feeling fuzzy from what happened moments before. glassy eyes traveling your body until it disappears from sight, he trails them back to the violin still broken on the floor.

a small smile starts to tug at the corner of his lips before his face goes red and a cough forms in his throat. this is embarrassing, he thinks. but it’s also the first time he’s felt a rush of anything in months. his fingers brush over his mouth, remembering all the place your lips had been.

akutagawa ryunosuke is a prestigious young man.

he is a prestigious young man who knows nothing about love. but he’d like to learn. after all, prodigies never fail. they’re always victorious.

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[shadyteacup]

Buttler au

Chuuya and Dazai as your butlers!

Fluff? A bit of scary(?)(yandere?) stuff at the end.. yeah, idk anymore... Inspired by this

Buttler au

“Master, how would you like your tea today?”

Your butler, Dazai asked as he presented you with three cups of steaming hot tea.

“Would you like to have it sweet, like you do when you’re happy, sugar less, when you are feeling tired, or with honey, like how you prefer on a rainy day?”

You smiled fondly at your butler.

“I can’t believe you remember all that”, you mused.

Dazai smiled with his pretty eyes closed, bowing slightly.

“Why, that’s my job, my lady. Caring for you, loving you, is all a part of my job.”

Your breath hitched at his subtle mention of his love for you. He truly was a work of art. If you didn’t keep an eye on him, he would surely find a way to make you submit to him. He was caring, but also very cunning.

“Oi! You’re crossing the line here! That’s not how you talk to our master!”

You were glad to have you fiery haired butler by your side. While his love for you was a little overbearing, his loyalty could never be questioned. He keeps your other, rather wild butler, in check.

“Ara? I can hear Chuuya’s voice, but he’s nowhere to be seen.”

Dazai said, placing the tray down and placing a gloved hand on his chin in mock wonder.

“Haah?! I’m right here, you idiot!”

Chuuya seethed.

Dazai made a show of bending down to Chuuya’s height and smiling coyly.

“Ah! There you are! Sorry for ignoring you; I didn’t mean to.”

Chuuya sighed, forgiving Dazai, until he heard the next words that spilled from the brunets lips.

“You were too short to fit in my line of sight.”

Chuuya was practically fuming now, prepping his dominant arm to punch Dazai.

“Silence. I like my mornings quiet. Haven’t I made that clear already?”

You said, breaking their fight and flicking your palm in the air.

“Honey. It looks like it’s about to rain today.”

Dazai bowed, “Yes, my lady.”

He promptly placed a cup and saucer in your hands. Chuuya placed a plate of biscuits, your favourites, on the side table. He held up a tiny spoon rest, waiting patiently for you to finish mixing the honey with the teaspoon.

“What is my schedule?”

“You are to visit the Duke today, at around three, for a practise dance.”, Dazai said as he moved about the tea room, adjusting tiny things and placing them in their rightful place.

You stirred your tea, and placed the spoon in the spoon rest, allowing Chuuya to move about too, and help Dazai in doing whatever the hell he was doing.

“The Duke?”, you asked, gaze set on the large window in front of you. The garden needed some more roses, you noted.

“Unfortunately.”, Chuuya replied.

You made a grossed out look, scrunching up your nose.

“Now, now, my lady, that look doesn’t suit royalty!”

Dazai fussed.

“Tch. Let me be.”

You said, “I can’t believe I have to go to a ball with him. Is it absolutely necessary for me to attend?”

“Is the Duke that annoying?”

Chuuya asked.

“Yes! He is set on wooing me, and it’s frustrating, because I have no interest in such a stupid, unintelligent, horse-faced oaf!”

You exclaimed, sighing at your own outburst and laying your head on your fist.

The butlers smiled fondly at your back, and unbeknownst to you, they had already figured out a way to rid off of the irritating Duke.

“Well, he is a necessary pawn in your plan, isn’t he?”

Chuuya asked.

“Yes. Unfortunately. We need his social circle to accept our company and spread word about us, to grow its branches. He has contacts, that if used properly, could help us expand overseas.”

You pouted angrily, huffing.

“Well then, once we’re done with him, you can get rid of him.”

Dazai quipped.

“Hmm. I don’t need to see that horse face ever again if we achieve our goal. Then i’ll burn all his old letters and his new ones will be fed to the horses.”

You smirked at the thought.

Dazai and Chuuya shared a glance, communicating without uttering a word.

‘We’ll get rid of him, forever.’, they thought.

“What about your lover, my lady?”

Chuuya asked.

“You are of age, and suitors are dying to meet you.”

You, sighed.

“I don’t know yet. If I find someone amusing, funny, quirky and smart, maybe tall and handsome, then I’d think about it.”

Dazai’s eyes darkened.

“But all the idiots out there are such irritating rats. I don’t think I’d find anyone anytime soon.”

Chuuya glanced over at Dazai, and watched with horror as Dazai smirked darkly.

Dazai was going to ensure you never found anyone worthwhile. You were his, after all. He can’t let some random idiot claim you. No way. Unbeknownst to you or Chuuya, he had been working on a little project. A secret project. One that involves disposing off possible suitors, and getting away with it. 

Chuuya had an idea of what his fellow butler was upto. He hadn’t let let Dazai know yet, but Chuuya had caught him throwing the body of a young prince in the river a while back. It was wrong and unethical of him, but a sick part of Chuuya wanted you to never find anyone. Because he wanted you for himself. When the time comes, he wouldn’t hesitate to kill Dazai and claim you. So he let Dazai do all the legwork, pretending to be unaware of his secret.

Because you will be his. No matter what.

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[nameless-shrimp]

:o ship names!! I LOVE THOSE!

Shri from Shrimp

Bun from Meatbun

= Shribun!

@meatbun-aku??

It's kinda cute 👉👈

AWW THAT IS REALLY CUTE HAHA 🤭😊

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