#asks!!!

[leuchtturmhaus]

okay here's the story about the spray paint and Arabic teacher.

So backstory, I went to private school BUT there are two different types of Private school in Pak.

1) posh as shit horseriding schools.

2)a school that has accreditation but has a house as a campus and most teachers are SEVERELY under qualified (like accountants teaching maths and the English teacher not knowing English so she would Google things mid lesson.)

I went to the latter.

It was a proper religious school so they split the girls and boys into different classes (if the classes were combined a divider was between the genders). The year 7 girls (only 5 of us) had the old kitchen converted into the classroom and the class had a balcony with a stairwell down to the garden and the only stairs going to the roof........ In the cupboards of the classroom were spray paints. But the cupboard they were kept in were locked but you could remove the draws and stick a hand in.... So that's what we did. We used to close the lights of the class so noone thought we were in and sneak onto the roof and spray paint designs onto the floor.

Our Arabic teacher was actually a student so we used to bug him with questions about his studies and he would go on tangents (we did not know the boys section was doing the same). Come exam time.... everyone failed including the girl who lived in Saudi Arabia (no idea why).

We also broke an AC......

sound like average school shenanigans (my class mates set our floor on fire while in lower form) (class teacher did not give a fuck)

#asks!!! #adora!!!

[puppygirldanhowell]

here is a wolf for you :3

i love you

#and i love hims... #ash is mentally ill #asks!!! #wolves

[person4924]

will you give me every detailed explanation on regulus black or any of the marauders please?

i am CRYING. i love you so much.

so basically regulus is harry potters dead dads dead best friends dead brother!! their all dead. the marauders include james potter (harry potters dad), sirius black (harry’s godfather and james best friend), remus lupin (professor lupin from the third movie/book, also james best friend) and peter pettigrew (james best friend and also ron’s rat in hp) he’s more than that tho!! i just don’t know how to explain it. there’s also the valkyries (i think that’s their name) which is lily evans (harry’s mom), marlene mckinnon (not any connection to harry other than lily’s friend, their mentioned once) and mary mckinnon who is also mentioned never i think. and their are the slytherin skittles (idk if that’s the name but that’s what ive heard) which is regulus who i explained, dorcas meadowes who is also mentioned like never so idk how to explain them, evan rosier who is mentioned a few times? idrk, barty crouch jr who disguises himself as professor moody in the fourth movie/book i think?? (i’m guessing here, i haven’t watched hp in so long) and PANDORA ROSIER. THE LOVE OF MY LIFE. THEY ARE EVERYTHING. EVERYTHING EVERYTHING EVERYTHING. they are luna lovegoods mom, who is mentioned like twice?? all that’s said abt them is that they died trying to create a spell i think, but the hc is that they died trying to destroy a horcrux to kill voldy moldy for regulus (who is their bsf). but they are everything.

i also made a slideshow a while back that explains everything a lot better !!

#pls this is so bad #this isn’t very detailed but yeah!! #but the slideshow is a lot better!! #ALSO #I LVOE YOU SO MUCH #THANK U #asks!!! #marauders #i can go more in detail with specific characters if u want ‘n

[littlecandyraver]

HIII P0OB COFFE 0R TEA?

HAII ANON!! :3 dats a hard question......buuut i think coffees better!! cuz u can make it rlly sweet!!!! and i luhv sweet things (like pesty!)!!!

#asks!!! #regretevator #poob regretevator #regretevator poob

[hemocrewdeluxe]

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2- you're a 2eadweller righ7? doe2 having one more dimen2ion of movemen7 change 7he way you 7hink? Like do you 7hink you have a be77er under27anding of 2pace2 2ince you can Ac7ually move in 3 dimen2ion2?

glub glub youre right i should add my tag inn a bit glub glub 🐟🐟

nnot sure wwhat you meann about movvinng in three dimennsionns i donnt really vvisit the sea a lot nnoww

supervvisinng diph annd all that he cannt really operate off lannd cause all his subjects are lowwbloods glub glub 🐟 but wwater is nnice to swwim arounnd inn you get to see a lot of nneat thinngs there

#grumblr #unreality #nnephth speaks #asks!!! #anonymous!!!

[bruciemilf]

HC where the only times the Batfam see Alfred break his composure are during emotional moments and soccer/football games. (He becomes a full on hooligan during those games lmao)

GODDDDD PLEASE!!! Counter offer: Alfred has a cockney accent that shines through when he's really really mad and he cusses like a SAILOR when he has an argument with one of the parents at Damian's school

AU where Pa Kent and Alfred start a rivalry when Damian and Jon join different football teams (Damian likes art, but Jason said he couldn't play if he wanted to because they don't take smurfs)

They're very complementary of the others' nephew, - Pa Kent petting Damian on the head and saying that for a vegan, he sure knows how to mince some meat, and Alfred commends Jon for not dismembering anyone by accident

but catch them whispering:

" I'll drop you like a hot potato you tea slurpin' FUCK -, "

" - Step up and try it, ya dry-pocket cocklet" when they pass one another while giving out pie and cookies to their respective families;

Bruce and Clark are very aware & EMBARASSED by this bc they have a crush on eachother and this low-production Romeo and Juliet situation isn't serving them well

#JAJSJWJ #pa kent #alfred pennyworth #damian wayne #jon kent #clark kent #bruce wayne #batfamily #whats the kryptonians family sigil JSJSJS #text #asks!!! #dc imagines

[buck-yyyy]

have you never had a firm pear? that shit is decadent

but they still feel so mushy in your mouth afterwards 😭

#sensory issues go brrrrrrrr #asks!!!

[vixpunix]

UR ART IS SO TASTY I LOVE IT

TYSM!! I love experimenting w art and making mine as tasty as possible

here's a doodle I made a while ago!!

they stole a car on the surface or something (nightmare is speeding)

#asks!!! #hehehehehe #shivered art

[fandxmslxt69]

hi hello I see you casually dropping matty fic ideas in the tags?? care to share with the class???

IM SO GLAD YOU ASKED EHEHEHEH

OKAY disclaimer while I cherish and love Matty this fic idea isnt inherently romantic based! it CAN be read as something romantic and i totally have an alternate ending in my mind with smut and shit but IT STARTED OFF AS JUST FUNNY STUFF

i'm more of a Frank girl anyway so Matt to me did start off as "i want to fuck him" but then it became "he is my best friend my catholic buddy." i KNOW i emphasis him being catholic a lot but ts just funny in my head to base it off friendships i have with my Christian friends (im muslim btw) so its just a funny little rivalry that started and is just For The Fun okay.

ANYWAY FIC IDEA LMAO basically there's like a mission right. and reader kind of has connections in the sense that...she works alone, she does her own thng, but....she's popped up with other teams before and is close with Matt (in my mind, its just a friendship that started purely on matt "where are you going on a Friday" Murdock and reader "to pray at the mosque???" to Matt "OH MY GOD !!!! no way" Murdock. BUT for the fic it's not the case thats just a funny little side note lmao.

anyway so Matt has a mission somewhere whatever i dont have details but he needs someone to be his Fake Wife (he takes marriage very seriously and this idea bothers him) but reader is like "hey. we're friends, we're close, we share a lot in common we're friends i'll help" and he's like "oh sick okay at least someone i like being around"

OG idea to which i daydream abt is literally just a crack fic of Matt and reader getting "married", going on with the mission and its just crack. insanity runs through their little house. its chaotic its crazy its a constant screaming match between the two of them and really it was just me going "what if. i lived with Matt "Good Catholic Boy"Murdock as his fake wife What happens then. and it escalated

its just silly and For The Laughs. so its just very platonic cute fun stuff buuuuuuuuut i will not lie to you i HAVE thoughts of some very unholy things about this man. im a SLUT for marriage of convenience tropes so i really couldnt stop myself lmao. I DONT KNOW the idea of them having sex and getting close and Matt's like "oh my god oh my god finally i've been so in love all this time" and reader is like "he's doing this for the role. married couples have sex usually so this is just for the role" (she's a little dumb its okay lmao)

anyway yeah. maybe it develops into a friends with benefits situation, and after the mission its like "well SHIT cuz i actually like you and divorcing just seems...wrong ? even if- even if we yknow this didnt start out as a "real" marriage" and its just an angsty angry confession and they decide to PROPERLY get married (no right or wrong way to get married btw but im extra and i like huge ass weddings sorry) and they start dating after that lmao

like religion so clearly states (thats a JOKE btw im KIDDING lmao)

anyway yeah. there's a LOT of variations to the idea. one minute its just a regular platonic and then its smut and then its just a regular female reader and then its not and then its silly crack and then its angsty self discovery and yeahhhhhhh BASICALLY.

basically i feel a lot about him.

DOES THAT MAKE SENSE LMAO

#clem talks <3 #asks!!! #matt murdock #matt murdock x reader #literally just crack #i feel like i explained NOTHING #i have smutty headcanons abt him though ? #lots of them actually i have done research on this man.

[puppygirldanhowell]

Ohhh youve been chuuglied.....

i havent even talked about chuuya in months😭😭

#ash is mentally ill #asks!!! #mutuals tag #also hiiii. friend

[person4924]

you lick a pussy once and nobody cares, but you lick 24 rocks and you’re the rock licking guy forever—

I KNOW RIGHT!!! THE SOCIETY THAT WE LIVE IN. IT IS HORRIBLE.

justice for rock licking guys ✊

#this is so real #!! #olí i love you #asks!!!

[playground-boys-phighting]

[Hands both of them cats.]

TAKE.

pspspspsp little kitty cat buddies... hi little dudes... (waves at them)

Yo! That one reminds me of Sling, crazy right? Cute little kitties!

ooh, yeah! i wonder why, i wonder why.. hey, you think we'll get to keep them or would sling try to steal one?

I mean, if we have enough to even take care of one, I guess? Better yet, I think Sling would take care of them way better (shrugs)

eh, yeah you have a fair point there.

#BOOMBOX!!! #SKATEBOARD!!! #ASKS!!! #phighting! #Phighting #phighting boombox #Phighting skateboard

[littlecandyraver]

Hsss... Could you quit telling people nonsense about me? Especially lies about me having a 'soft side'.

@beetlepies 🍎

🎉 - "daww, u know it's tru! u just don't want 2 admit it cuz u don't wanna destroy ur reputation as a stubborn ol beetle thief! i've seen u smile before and da whole world is gonna know!"

#asks!!! #regretevator #poob regretevator #regretevator poob

[hemocrewdeluxe]

/you are interesting~

/theres many of you here~

system.Out.printLn("Yea# well ive taken over most of t#is blog but maybe ill allow you t#e privilege of seeing some of t#e ot#er trolls here");

#system.Out.printLn('Whats the magic word'); #grumblr #unreality #len speaks #asks!!! #anonymous!!!

[bruciemilf]

alfred calling bruce honeybee as a nickname. thoughts.

That's so cute cause Bruce could call Cass that, too!!!

#asks!!! #bruce wayne

[buck-yyyy]

what are your thoughts on Boris in a relationship? do you think boris would cheat on someone?

boris repeatedly cheated on kotku with theo. like that is a major plot point during the vegas chapters. so yeah LOL

#the goldfinch #boreo #boris pavlikovsky #asks!!!