#ask the dipshits

[egophiliac]

so on the subject of the "Crowley is secretly Revaan/Laverne/Levin/please Twst give us his name" theory, I think my feelings are best summed up as "I don't really buy it, but it's funny". like, in all seriousness, I'm not opposed to it; I have enjoyed the writing in Twst so far and I'm willing to trust that whatever happens will, you know, make sense and not be terrible. but I'm just not really convinced by the current evidence! maybe that'll change once we learn more, we'll see!

with that said, may I propose a few alternate theories about the possible Crowley/Revaan connection:

#art #twisted wonderland #twisted wonderland spoilers #twisted wonderland episode 7 spoilers #twisted wonderland book 7 spoilers #on this installment of things nobody asked but i'm going to talk about anyway #disclaimer that this is mostly a joke please don't get mad at me #(legit no shade to anyone) (speculation is one of the fun things about an ongoing fandom and you never know what'll turn out to be true!) #more seriously i do think there may be some connection that just isn't clear yet #but the more little breadcrumbs we get about what revaan was like the more i think crowley just doesn't act like him #i adore crowley don't get me wrong #(yes he's a dipshit. this is a feature not a bug.) #but like. #not to harp on the scene about lilia's nrc invitation (i am absolutely going to harp on it) #i do not believe that crowley would go through the trash to fish out the pieces and put them back together and save them #just because it was lilia's. just because lilia might want it again someday. #crowley can ✨yasashii✨ all he wants but we know what he's like #and i REALLY do not believe that lilia wouldn't recognize him. i didn't believe it before and i extra don't believe it now. #then again i do tend to be incredibly off about speculation so! who knows! i will trust the writing for now! #i do 100% believe that meleanor would fall in love with the world's biggest dumbass and then double down super hard. that part tracks. #that said i have decided that ambrose being revaan is actually the funnier option just because it would make crowley SO mad #it wouldn't make sense for him to be mad about it and that would just make him madder

[sonicexelle-junkary]

If Overlord shadow was a Sonic fandub quote, what quote would he be? If you can’t think of any quote he’d be, then is his favorite color + scent still lavender?

I think it’s kinda obvious what it would be…

#inbox #ask #sonic horror au #overlord shadow au #‘you lost your stupid little privileges! fuck yiu! dipshit’

[rinmemesuoka]

was complaining about this on twitter but god the most annoying genre of dunmeshi posting is people pretending like they don't know the difference between misogynistic fan-service and women being sexual/sensual and pitching a huge fit over someone else making a "senshi taking the fanservice bullet for the women" joke or expressing their relief that the women of dunmeshi aren't subjected to objectifying fanservice

like for god's sake i hate the "uwu soft hand-holding sapphic" treatment given to women in media that writes them off as desireless, "pure and wholesome" beings regardless of the characters themselves expressing sexuality in-text as much as anyone but you have to be playing dumb to act like someone saying "boy i'm glad the camera isn't contorting itself to peek at marcille's crotch all the time" is the same thing.

#''man it's nice to be able to watch a show that isn't trying to meet a quota for tit bounces and upskirts every episode'' ''UM PRUDE MUCH?'' #that's how you sound. #Edit: I was asked so yeah you can reblog this go for it. #people being annoying on my post are not immune to being screenshotted and called a dipshit on twitter

[jonahmagnus]

2024 is the year of the woman. Reblog and tell me about the female blorbo that everybody gets wrong and why.

#for me its FUUUCKing #Sara Berry #from 35mm musical. you guys are so wrong its CRAZY #I dont give a fuck if you think the songs are disconnected. Go back and listen to the whole fucking musical with her in mind and come back #to me with notes and a 500 word report. #How many of the songs are about her you may ask???? fucking all of them!!!!! the jackal is HER mother dipshit #the money on the ground is her familys status!!! #also shes fucking GAY!!!!!!!!!! #bashes my head against the wall #whatever . its a controversial take . and I have a beautiful mind.

[avengerclasses]

#skeletxt #100 club #just learning i never actually posted this #trying to tidy up my 100 club tag #read this as normal man has weird friend who brute forces shit instead of just asking for the garage code like a sane person #also weird friend just doesnt fucking knock on the front door. there are other people living there. they will let you in. dipshit.

[benkeibear]

Can a human die of embarrassment? Because I think I just did 😭😭

#rhy speaks ♡ #my bf who found this blog a few months ago came into the room #AND HE ASKED #-hey uhm wanna recreate one of your smuts? you can choose- #SIR. sir. siR #NO. yes? no! #Rhy and me aren't the same!!! #we are but we're not #please someone dig a hole for me #it's fine he knwos my blog #BUT YOU DIPSHIT STAY AWAY FROM MY SMUTS PLEASE

[cowgremlin11]

Stupid awful question incoming!

How would you feel about a theoretical Rocky X Viktor ship

No it doesn't make any sense. But what if?

hope that answers it

#ok but ill go more into how i feel in my tags #i personally see rocky as the weird son viktor has no choice but to parent #hes not a good parent #but hes willing to give rocky advice #like when rocky came over to ask abt where viktor used to get booze #and viktor answered him after a few 'youre so fucking stupid heres a knuckle sandwich' #its not a one to one father son dynamic #its more the weird gay uncle was forced to take in the weird manic nephew #esp since rocky needs a father figure and viktor was the closest thing he had after mitzi found him #cus atlas clearly didnt give a flying fuck about rocky you can see that in the trailer for s1 #but viktors over here driving around with rocky doing runs with him and giving him advice now that viktors out of commission #I DO NOT WANT TO SHIP THEM #EWEEWEEWWEWEWWWWW #ROCKY IS A DIPSHIT BABY HES SUPER IMMATURE AND VIKTOR PROBS JSUT SEES A TEENAGER #grem rambles #lackadaisy #lackadaisy cats #viktor vasko #rocky rickaby #anon

[cocolacola]

they seem to be very good friends

#every violent vampire has a thing for praise dipshit it came free with your fucking hellsing #the person behind the camera is heinkel ive decided #makube is asking the questions #they interrogate hellsing once every 2 months #'in the name of the vatican' theyre actually just bored #did they just hijack this sertegra post? maybe #i drew seras with a functioning left hand sorry if youre not a shapeshifting truther #hellsing #hellsing ultimate #sertegra #seras victoria #integra hellsing #my art

[lonestar-badash]

Sorry for all the likes… great page!! 🔥

^ sometimes sexy shit

#l-ba #my asks #I’m just a dipshit with a phone #tiktok

[silver-the-socialist]

Remember when the US lied about what they did to the Indigenous Americans?

Remember when the US lied about the Soviet Union?

Remember when the US lied about Korea and Vietnam?

Remember when the US lied about Martin Luther King being a terrorist?

Remember when the US lied about the crack epidemic?

Remember when the US lied about Iraq having nuclear missiles?

Remember when the US lied about China killing Uyghurs?

Remember when the US lied about the George Floyd protests?

Remember when the US lied about Palestine?

But hey, I'm sure that this time they're telling the truth, and we should definitely trust their claim that these pro-Palestine protestors, including the Jewish ones, are secretly antisemites!

#death to israel #free palestine #israhell #fuck israel #columbia university #gaza holocaust #never stop talking about palestine #and never stop asking what the united states and israel AREN'T telling you about this conflict #obviously there are antisemitic antizionists but i doubt that an antisemite would manage to infiltrate an organized protest without any of #the other protestors knowing #'well what if they were in on it?' there were also jews at columbia protesting the genocide dipshit

[idontwantmyfollowerstofindthis]

Honestly if i made my m!whitney blonde he would remind me too much of one of my character who already looks much like more popular renditions of whitney's design(like longer hair and shit)

And if made him brunette he would look too much like my other character who also has a buzzcut but is a twink and a stalker

#me stuff #if someone is interested what these dipshits look like send ask #if no then okay whatever(<=not okay and not whatever) #joking obv #but still whitney's design compiled traits from my toxic male characters #he's pure testosterone toxic masculinity

[tumbleweedtech]

Cirvran heirs of shit and paranoia

Hey Marina, Go fuck yourself you shitstain. :) I don't even know what ship cirvran is meant to be. I'm not even currently writing for this fandom. But you know what? Fuck it. Someone, tell me what ship this is I'll write something for it. You pick. It'll probably be terrible because I'm fully in CoD brainrot right now but this rancid, festering pustule just can't understand it's her behaviour that makes people not want anything to do with her. ffs. absolute piss stain. I do not care about you, what you like, or what you dislike. I had quite happily forgotten you existed. Please go fuck off, and then when you've fucked off as far as you think is reasonable, triple that, and then go fuck yourself in the face with a rusty fork while you're there. K? Thanks.

#So sick of her shit #I literally do not care about her ship #Ship and let ship is my standard #I was happy off writing a ton of pairings #and this dipshit thinks that screaming hatred at my friends will make us like her ship #she's unhinged #I wouldn't have even responded but for some reason tumblr won't let me report this ask as yet more harassment #Don't know why she thinks I care about this shit #I've been cheerfully writing about ghoap for.... weeks now? #simon riley you have just devoured my brain

[purplebehittindifferent]

Today on watch mojo: the top ten stupidest people

#art #my art #bean purple #doctors hate her!!! :D #I’ve had several specialists advise me to be hospitalized and to that I say NO FUCK YOU >:D #mental medical mystery or dipshit? stick around to find out #person asked if I knew why they haven’t been treating me with something and I jsut go fuck all hell if I know #I absolutely fucking refuse to take this seriously because then it’s real :) #funny story this is ALSO how I found out I was gluten intolerant

[traitorsinsalem]

okay it's 2023 if you misgender trans people who have very clearly stated to you that their pronouns are exclusively he/him or she/her by using they/them i'm just punching you.

#succ speaks #literally zero excuse for this. especially when it's talking about trans people you don't like. #'but i use they/them for everyone!111!! cry cry sniffle waaaaaaa :'(' then stop doing that dipshit🚶🏻‍♂️ #no i do think if everyone around you is using she/her pronouns for a trans woman and you refer to her using they/them you're a fucking tool #it's literally so embarassing to ask everyone for their pronouns and then just use they/them for people who've responded otherwise.

[umlewis]

"George is an integral part of this team and he will be here for the long haul. He's doing a great job and he will grow to be a leader of this team, so it will be interesting to see what their relationship looks like, but I'm sure they will work it out. It will definitely be a strong line-up."

#lewis hamilton #f1 #formula 1 #saudi arabian gp 2024 #fic ref #fic ref 2024 #saudi arabia #saudi arabia 2024 #saudi arabia 2024 wednesday #with george #(note to self: when asked about rumors of dipshit joining merc)

[punkitt-is-here]

You fuckers seriously hate lesbians so much it’s unreal next your gonna say we need to protect the feelings of “maps” too “we’re all one big community!😄”

"but if we legalize gay marriage then they'll start marrying animals" this is what you sound like u got damned nerd. also me and lesbians are hanging out and smoking weed (I do not smoke weed but I will buy it them snacks)

#anon #my posts #punkitt #asks #queer discourse #cw homophobia #i think? not sure how to tag dipshits