#asi rants

[tricksterbxtch]

this is kinda cringe but uhhh my birthday is this week and things have been really tight because I've been unemployed since July 2023

if any kind soul would like to peruse my wishlists and perhaps send me a small thing, that would be really cool but no pressure ♡ I don't expect anything to come of this, just throwing it out there

okay I love u guys byyyyeee

#asi rants #delete later #birthday birthday or whatever

[krakajici-kavka]

JÜRGEN LEITNER?!!

JURGEN, TEN PODĚLANEJ IDIOT, LEITNER?HLUPÁK BLBEJ. KNIHY SBÍRAJÍCÍ, PRACH PŘEŽVYKUJÍCÍ KRYSÁK, DĚDEK, BASTARD, HOVADO, IDIOTSKEJ SLUHA ENTITY "DĚVKA", KAŠPAR, KTERÝMU SE SMÁLI, JEN KDYŽ HO VYHÁNĚLI Z MĚSTA, BAČA, PODĚLANEJ, JURGEN LEITNER.

PŘESTAŇTE MĚ TAGOVAT KDYŽ MLUVÍM O JURGENU LEITNEROVI!!1! JÁ HO TAK NESNÁŠÍM. PROČ MÁ TOLIK VADNEJCH KNIH? PROČ SE ROZHODNUL S NIMA HRÁT "POKUS OMYL" À LA RUSKÁ RULETA?! KDO SE MOC PTÁ, MOC SE DOZVÍ, PARCHANTE, PROSTĚ JE NECH BÝT!

Je mrtvej? Je to zmetek??? TEN TÝPEK NA MĚ MÁ HROZNÝ VLIV. NEMUSEL JSEM NIKDY DÝCHAT STEJNÝ VZDUCH JAKO ON, VLASTNĚ JSEM HO V ŽIVOTĚ NEVIDĚL, A UŽ TEĎ VÍM, ŽE MÁ TU NEJMIZERNĚJŠÍ BRADKU NA SVĚTĚ. NEPŘIBLIŽUJ SE, HNUSÁKU!!!

Kdybych se chtěl dostat do nebe a Bůh mi řekl: čeká tam na tebe Jurgen Leitner, pochcal bych Bohovi nohy jen a pouze proto, aby mě radši poslal hezky pěkně zpátky dolu.

Jestli se budu muset vypořádat s tím, že Jurgen Leitner *osobně* pronese jedno jediné slovo, na audio záznamu, v podcastu, nejenom, že zavřu stránku, z čiré zášti smažu i svou záložku a budu celý podcast poslouchat od začátku čistě proto, abych mohl přeskakovat každou chvilku, kdy je zmíněný nebo dokonce naživu.

Vlastně ani nevím, proč ho tak nesnáším. Sbírá knihy a to mě štve, protože jsem angi.

Doufám, že má nějaké hezky temné backstory, které to vše vysvětluje. Jestli je to prostě jenom zbohatlické vemeno, co má rádo strašidelné historky a chtělo si užít jejich skutečnou verzi, tak já- já- mně z toho šibne.DOUFÁM, že ho jedna z těch knih donutila zabít chlapa, protože jestli ne, donutím ho k tomu já.

paypal.cz/JaTakStrasneNesnasimJurgenaLeitnera

Ta epizoda ani není o něm. Jen se letmo zmíní cosi, co má možná být jeho knihovnou, a ruply mi nervy.

Kde je kurňa Jurgen Leitner? Jestli je stále naživu, doporučuji mu, aby toho rychle nechal.

Dědek jeden.

Ubalím Leitnerovi takovou, že se jeho ubohé křehké kosti rozpadnou na prach pod jediným dotekem mé husťácké pěsti. Zbuším ho tak, až z něj zbyde jen jedna poslední kniha z těch, co u sebe neustále nosil. Jmenovitě ta s názvem "A teďs to dosral" ve starověkém jidiš.

Já už ani nedýchám já jen sípám

Doufám, že až Jurgen konečně zhyne, tak bude určeno konkrétní datum, abych si z toho moh' udělat připomínku na telefonu.

A poté, až ji rok co rok uvidím v kalendáři, budu celý den slavit a křepčit na hrobě toho chlápka, co nasbíral tolik kazisvětských knih.

#jurgen leitner #jurgen leitner rant #Czech tma #čumblr #Asi??? #Hezky česky #překlady #the magnus archives #tma česky

[mmyashas]

gente la verdad ya me awite pensando como los hispanos casi no tienen lore........osea si tienen pero cuando lo piensas casi no es nada esta luzu (entra cada 5 meses con un mensaje todo raro) maxo (si entra pero cada vez menos) roier (no hace tanto lore) y pos.... Ya . elq mas hace ahora es quackity y ese wey entra cuando le da la gana JAJAJAJA espero q mouse y pol nos den algunas cosas chingonas y si no pues nimodo . . . . no los culpo en no hacer lore la vrd pero si da plena envidia ver a los demas idiomas hablar d sus cubitos y nosotros ni estamos en el qsmp recap Pero pos bueno asi toco no? por eso tmb no hay tanto hype del lado hispano pq casi no hay nadie asterisco golpea la pared

#rant #entiendo pq la mayoria son streamers de variedad y asi pero #pues me gustaria mas :-( #bno almenos tenemos streamers en primer lugar

[leadandblood]

Negative rant ahead, if you don't want to read, I understand. It's about the czech dub.

I watched a part of the Czech dubbing and it made me sick. It was so bad it made me legitimately unwell. Such butchering of a great show... Of great performances. The translators did a good enough job. It's the voice actors... Well, Actors...

Not only are they the same 5 voice actors that do literally everything, so I'm just sick of them by this point, but they're not even good. Like... They're mostly actually BAD.

Sir John sounds like he smokes 4 packs a day, but like... He's actually kinda good and can actually convey, you know... The emotion the actor is playing? I like him in other stuff too, he gets a pass.

Gibson is fine. Sometimes the emotion he's making isn't what the actor is doing but considering what the others do, i'll give him a pass.

Jopson sounds like a wildlife documentary comentator, but other than that he's whatever.

Little sounds like a literal child. He sounds 25 at most. What the hell. Other than that he's fine.

I'm legitimately convinced Hodgson, Goodsir, and Hickey are all dubbed by the same guy. There's like no difference in their voice. It's just the same guy. Where is Hickey's cuntery? Where's my babyboy Goodsir? Where's my wet kitten Hodgson? 😭

Blanky lost his scruffyness and sounds like 30 y.o. Victorian upper class.

Fitzjames is... whatever. That is untill he's displaying emotion or dying. That voice actor can't do emotions and dying apparently.

Crozier sound like he's given his soul to the devil. Nothing matters to him... Like... At all. He's a husk. No desparation or pain in his voice. Not even during "if you need to ride in a damned boat i'll put you there myself". The voice actor can't even act drunk. Plus i hate his voice actor with passion <3

The only thing I liked about the dub is really the weight of Fitzier switching between the formal and informal "you". It has more punch, especially at the end.... But somehow Crozier still uses the formal "you" with Blanky like what😭 Then again, that's a translator thing. Not as if a voice actor can decide on that.

Overall -100/10, absolute torture, would rather get my soul eaten by Tuunbaq.

#“máš v sobě díry Jamesi :/” mě kurva zabilo o můj bože 😭😭😭 je to tak zlý... #Moje tělo :| použij ho :¦ na... Nakrm muže :| #Použijte moje tělo ať už to nemusim poslouchat 😭😭 #Sorry for the negative rant #Sou have been warned #Česky #Asi teda #Jakože ne ale víte co #The terror #The terror amc #Amc the terror #sir john franklin #william gibson #thomas jopson #edward little #george hodgeson #harry goodsir #cornelius hickey #thomas blanky #james fitzjames #francis crozier

[buckaroosboogara]

Let's fucking go clases canceladas por la nieve >:)

#no puedo salir de casa por la nieve asi que god #soff rants

[catsaurofmagiccomedy]

SI DIJO ESTO DE VERDAD DEFINITIVAMENTE ESTO NO INSPIRA LA CONFIANZA QUE PENSAS FLACA

#esta es la vieja de mi mejor amiga publicando pelotudeces en su estado de wtsp como los viejos las publican a facebook #lvdd? no entiendo como es asi me asombra de alguna manera #argentina #sorry don't mind me #rant post

[seariii]

.

#aaaaaaaaa #i dont like ranting because i worry I will be rude to someone and i dont like being rude #im sorry if i come off as rude #*se pone a llorar asi muy fuerte*

[teoriaespacial]

con une amigue nos pusimos a ver algunos videos viejos de pichot y pensé "que loco que hayamos tenido humor tan ácido y practicamente nb hace 10 años y que ahora las Mujeres tm esten full modo cornudas" y reflexionando pensamos pensamientos pensantes de como muchas críticas hacia los mandatos de género que se hacian hace 10/15 años generalmente para la mayoria de las personas no implicaban que la persona fuera menos mujer. con toda la visibilizacion de lo trans y no binario, muchas personas genero no conformes comenzaron (comenzamos) a identificarse con estas identidades y entonces parece que las mujeres no quieren hacer ninguna crítica hacia esos mandatos porque ya se estarían pasando al bando trans, lo cual explicaría el crecimiento del discurso terf y además de que los estandares de belleza estén mas fuertes que nunca (resurgimiento de toda la estetica skinny de los 90/2000, mucho enfasis en el skin care etc etc)

#hay gente que habla de post feminismo o feminismo “fleabag” #no la termine de ver asi que no hanlo de eso pero algo debe tener que ver #esto lo redacté con el pie aprox asi que ruego no se malinterprete #random #rant #feminism #transfeminism #text #argentina #a todo esto QUE TIENE QUE VER PICHOT en realidad nada solo fue un disparador #eran graciosas las cosas que hacia y hay varias que siguen siendo relevantes #malena pichot

[gatual]

i liked today a lot bc it was a super hot day and i tried to study but it was v hard to focus and so i shared some mates w mom then i watched a part of the croatia brasil match and it was such an amazing match and the result was great and then it started raining so hard!!!! so i went to the backyard and started jumping and dancing and fooling around under the rain i ended up completely wet and it was so refresing... then it was arg. match and omfg !!!!suffered so incredibly much but we won!!!! cried of happiness lmao but also after shouting and being so stressed i got migraine but i was so happy and now i came to downtown to share pizza w grandma and it's full of ppl celebrating and pizza was so good it was an unusual and happy day^_^

#also migraine is currently gone !!! #🍒 #*aprieta los dientes porq aun tengo q terminar de estudiar djajanshdh #and i also messaged w frends that always makds my day better☺️☺️☺️☺️ thanks shine for listening to my football rants #lo unico q me dejo medio mal es un malentendido q tuve con papa q fue medio ://// quiero verlo mañana asi lo abrazo

[the-sill-of-all-sills]

I hate drawing

#sills random rants #is this the time where I stop drawing for a year until a new fandom hits #maybe #I honestly think Im gonna fall out of the mdzs fandom soon-ish #which is sad but follows my usual pattern #though I could see moving to svsss asy main? #we'll see

[tricksterbxtch]

I feel so unbelievably empty and undesirable. I'll always be like this won't I.

#asi rants #delete later #personal shit #i just keep getting older and more miserable no matter what i do #and im so tired #this parasitic loneliness wont go away

[aaasy]

how many nights am i gonna wonder. do you remember me at random times in your day? do you see something about cats and think of me? do you think about me like i do? are you even going to consider sending me an ask just so we can talk?

-me, to the friend i made 20 minutes ago who has become my New Best Friend

#asy's shit #rant #nbh

[half-lightl]

I need to listen to more songs about loneliness and mental illness from a female pov but real sad pathetic loneliness and despair, not like the "uwu the female experience✨" sugarcoated pov, I want to listen to people that feel as sad and pathetic as I do sometimes, thanks!

#this is a rant but also a request. if you know of any please let me know #tal vez escucho mucha música asi y no le he prestado atención a las letras #pero siento que cuando se trata de esos temas siempre me identifico mas con música de hombres #no sé si soy muy ignorante o no sé buscar bien o no he encontrado (y eso que yo escucho mucha música) #no sé si me explico bien 🥴

[calyvt]

ok, resulta que aparte de stream les traía esto: Un Cover De Fly Me To The Moon!!!!!!

#vtuber #vtuberES #vsinger #vtuber español #cover #youtube #espero que les guste uwuwu #esta cancion en particular la he cantado en karaokes y presentaciones y me gusta mucho #siento que algo genial que tiene es que la melodía es divertida de cantar #pero también acotada en rango asi que mucha gente puede cantarla #y tambien hay mucho donde lucirse si eso quieres! #yo me contuve en eso en la mayor parte #porque me gusta disfrutar las notas altas la verdad kjdshfskf #en mi lista de “canciones donde me encanta usar voz de cabeza” #ok listo con mi rant en los tags vean el video byee! #Youtube

[buckaroosboogara]

Siempre que quiero hablar de mi essay sobre el Joker y Martin Fierro son las 2 de la mañana y se que ninguno de mis mutuals argentinos (la audiencia principal) lo va a ver lpm

#currently son las 2 y media #asi que lo voy a programar albfkandksndn #y listo #soff rants pero en español

[slut4polidori]

𝖓𝖔𝖈𝖍𝖊 𝖉𝖊 𝖘𝖊𝖝𝖔

peso pluma

inspired by noche de sexo by wisin y yandel!!

it was late at night at houston hassan has just finished his last concert in texas for this tour im so happy for him and everything he’s accomplished so far

i make my way backstage waiting for hassan in his dressing room but for some reason the vibes backstage were not it,i wonder what’s going on i hope everything is alright.

i make my self comfortable back stage stuffing a raw cone for him so he can wind down a little bit after preforming such a great show, i put the cones down and here the door open and slam really hard which caused me to jump a little bit

“que pasa bebé?” i asked hassan standing up immediately walking over towards him i can see that something is wrong but i also don’t want to bother him

“ay nada princesa solo quiero ir al hotel a pasar la noche ya estoy cansado” he sighed pulling me into the warmest longest hug, i hate when he shuts his feelings out and doesn’t pay attention to my boundaries, that communication is everything in a relationship and i just wanna be there for him and listen to all of his problems and be his support system while he’s going through these stressful times so i just agree to his request so we can get out of here and i can see that pretty smile before closing my eyes for the night

time skip

the whole car ride back to the hotel was completely silent i can tell something went wrong or something happened he is not his usual self after a show especially a huge show like houston, that was probably his biggest one yet. i know he wants to tell me all about it i thought to myself checking him out a couple of times after going on that mental rant, he is so handsome. his hands the way he’s lightly choking the steering wheel is causing me to go crazy right now

“hassan por favor háblame papi me doy cuenta de que algo no está bien” i just wanted a couple of words out of him or even a shrug i don’t care i just wanna know what’s going on

“y/n mi vida ya basta” i look up at him rolling my eyes because i know he’s trying to be funny instead of trying to talk to me, he’s giving me an attitude right now for no reason and im not fucking with it

“pero que te pasa hassan no te he hecho nada para que me trates asi” he smacked his lips ignoring me for awhile, the hotel is pretty far away and he wanted to go on drive to ease his mind anyways so i know this is gonna be a LONG drive i sighed

“mira princesa, estoy muy frustrada en este momento y realmente no puedo hablar de eso ahora. Tiene algo que ver con méxico y mis conciertos” he sighed pulling into the parking lot of the hotel calling his security to meet us in the back and to escort us to our room. oh how that worried me but i know hassan and i know he’ll be okay so i nodded and waited for security, i was still a little bothered with how he treated me but i understand i just hope he thinks before he does that again.

hassan opens up the door allowing me to go in first and i smile at him thanking him i put my bags down and immediately grab my suitcase to look for some comfortable pajamas i can feel his eyes undressing me i smirked to myself thinking about what i can do to tease him just a little

i pulled down my skirt exposing my bare ass to him as i bent down to grab the skirt that fell to my ankles and throwing it in the hamper i turn around smiling at him and he’s just in awe

i love how he still makes me feel beautiful after the year we’ve been together he’s completely in love with my curves, i love his touch his long bony fingers and those vainy arms. i immediately start thinking about all these dirty thoughts which lead me to walk up to him just in my black bra and thong

“tócame por favor” i bit my lip grabbing his hands so he can grope me and manhandle me in any kind of way he wants too, i want him to take control and release any kind of angry and stress on my body tonight

the way my words and my actions just cause this man to go crazy makes me even more turned on the way that i have him wrapped around my finger is so sexy the thought of this causing me to get wetter and wetter

hassan quickly grabs my neck and starts giving me little kisses the way his hands wrap around me neck perfectly it’s like a little chocker such a perfect accessory, i bit my lip softly moaning leaning my neck to the side to give him more access and space

“pero qué bien hueles y sé que sabes igual de bien, ¿verdad, cariño?” hassan finally whispered out while grabbing the back of my bra to unhook it exposing my boobs to him his eyes went wide and he reached up to grab one licking his lips to lick it as well

i throw my head back in complete pleasure for his warm saliva on my cold nipple i grabbed on his hair lightly singling to him that i loved the sensation which made him suck on it causing me to let out a small moan that made hassan chuckle

“i wanna suck your dick” he flashes a big smile at me which lets me know that he likes this idea too i always loved to give hassan head it was probably my favorite thing to do all that sloppy saliva everywhere edging him every now and then using both of my hands to make him cum making sure to take him all in my mouth and throat his pulling of my hair and him uttering curse words grabbing my head causing me to go faster controlling my movements and my speed taking his dick in and out of my mouth smacking it on my face and lips ugh he just drives me crazy

i kneeled down in front of him stroking him outside of his pants which caused him to grab my face caressing my face and lips with his thumb i kissed it taking his grey sweatpants off along with his boxers licking ny lips just at the sight of him

i guide him into my mouth kissing his tip and grabbing the rest of him slowly putting him in my mouth fully taking in his size bobbing my head up and down waiting for his hands to take control and fuck my face i grab his thighs for support while he fucked my face aggressively causing me to gag in response and gripping his thighs

“mira mi niña hermosa” he said in awe i moaned just at those words causing him to chuckle and go deeper and slower i knew he was close but i didn’t want him to cum yet he knows how much i loved getting praised

i pulled away from him wiping away the messy saliva and lipstick he looks down at me with a slight annoyed expression on his face still on my knees in front of him

“no creas que hemos terminado y/n” he said in a strict manner and grabbed my wrist pulling me up towards him smiling at myself knowing what’s to come

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a/n ; his guys in finally starting to get back in the mood for writing but i had a similar request for this one but i just can’t find it anymore but this is one is specifically for you!! reminder: this is my first smut and english isn’t my main language so my mistake if the grammar is kind of messed up!! anyways i appreciate all the new followers!! please be more then welcomed to request for any person/character and any time of imagine (smut,fluff, etc!!) thank you for reading and i hope you enjoy pumpkins 🖤

#peso pluma x reader #peso pluma #rapper smut #smut