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dogcodedcatboy · 4 months

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pre relationship: 3, general: 3, 6, love: 10, 13, domestic life: 7 !!

hihihihihihi !!!! i cant wait to start s2 tonight i need to see my kittycat i need to see him !!!!! thank u for always sending asks my aaroman warrior o7 u should rb this ask game 2 so i can pelt u w waystarshipping and jermstone questions

Did any of their friends or family want them to get together?

absolutely fucking not!!!!!!

by the time any of the roys find out its too late, theyre already very much together. i think the fam knows abt aaron before 04x03 and like, willingly keeps him a secret (have 2 believe none of them would out a family member for personal gain. if not just to avoid the shitstorm for logan). some of them wuld obviously would prefer for roman to a) not be gay or b) at least not be dating a Fucking Weirdo. oh well!

aarons friends are also not. thrilled. for obvious reasons. reactions range from 'ok...u r gold digging, right? does this mean we can afford a hot tub :D' to 'morally/ethically what the Actual fuck is wrong with you bro???'

What was their first kiss like?

hmm the first time they kiss probably an impulsive. half-drunken thing. prolly after their first '''date''' (which roman insists is not a date despite calling him up and inviting him for dinner and drinks). it's rlly messy, roman is kind of an awful kisser at first (out of practice #nobitches) so aaron is kinda like...ok....but it's very endearing somehow.

What’s their relationship with each other’s families?

i could write a dissertation on. aaron and the roys. i think he's...polite? i mean, he knows roman is super close to them despite how fockin shitty they are to him all the time, so he's willing to grin and bear it. he doesnt like ken for Reasons (annoying on twitter, involvement in 'dog pound', annoying in real life)*, he's rightfully intimidated by shiv, he thinks connor is rlly fuckin funny, he has a weird psychosexual obsession w tom (as stated, would put tom in a saw trap), he thinks greg is cool and would like to talk about his record collection w him.

*authors footnote: i personally like kendall a lot i do love the fucked up brother dynamic between ken and rome BUT aaron is protective and an asshole and doesnt care abt nuance if youre mean to his boyfriend you go to the gulag for 1000 years ! aarons friends are hsi family! he lives w his childhood + college besties! they are all spectacular assholes as well so roman weirdly fits in! roman likes aarons bff because he is also a snarky asshole. one of aaron's college friends actually is from LA, so that's another person he can relate to somewhat. ovi he's a rich asshole tho and like, has to adapt to how normal people live and socialize (aaron and his friends arent even normal theyre like a weirdly codependent found family) but. they all kind come around to him! (will post extended oc universe lore someday on god)

Do they prefer verbal or physical affection?

i think they both are kinda stupid abt feelings and prefer physical affection, as sometimes its easier to manage than like, pouring your heart out. aaron is big on words of affirmation tho, once they r more comfy in their relationship/roman is more comfortable w receiving stuff like that.

Who remembers the little things?

aaron is def a romantic, he's big on anniversaries, quick to pick up little things like roman's coffee order, his favorite snacks, etc. roman is a little rusty but is surprisingly sensitive when he cares about someone. he's super in to aaron, so he makes sure to note all of aarons favorite movies and albums (so he can bring them up later and Totally sound like he knows what he's talking about).

[also they r a beautiful ocd (aaron) x adhd (roman) couple so in general aaron is Incredibly on top of things (or else he might die, who knows!) while roman is a fockin mess with remembering shit.]

Who kills the bugs in the house?

the real answer is gustav. he eats them. aaron will hold the cat up and he will take care of business.

#asks #me when my answered asks are so unbearably long #sorry im like this guys #it will happen again #jerome 🎥

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xumoonhao · 10 months

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when i say this i mean this with as much disgust and vitriol as i can possibly muster up, but kpop stans who care abt whether idols are dating someone are genuinely the most rancid bitches you could ever have the misfortune of knowing. like oh my GOD there is something Legitimately wrong with u if you devote time and effort into finding out whether its true or not, going so far as to seeing if u can find the person, looking up things abt their personal life (which is creepy enough if theyre a semi-public figure but if theyre just somebody random??? u need to be hit by a bus im sorry but there is literally no saving you), and obsessing to the point that youre practically making a fucking conspiracy chart over it. you are a sick person. like if youre like this u need to fucking take a good look at yourself in the mirror and question whether or not you are proud of yourself. like honestly, consider yourself telling someone that you do shit like this. imagine you bring this up to a family member, or a friend, or anyone else in your life you trust; imagine telling them youve stalked someone (or multiple people) online bc you suspect theyre dating an idol you like. can you imagine how odd they would think that is? how strange??? theyd be right. youre a complete fucking weirdo. god.

and like…the worst part abt it is idols arent doing anything wrong if they date someone. if they werent famous, theyd probably have a partner anyways!!! someone theyre dating, or married to, or they might even - gasp - have a family with someone, but they cant (or do it in secret) bc theyre scared or bc their company is stopping them or for w/e other reason they have to hide bc theres unhinged ppl out there who think theyre entitled to live under the fantasy that their idols are free for them to fantasize abt. but its just that; a fantasy. theyre not going to fall for you; they dont even know you, specifically, exist. youre a fan to them. you listen to their music, you watch their videos, you buy the products they advertise. you are a consumer to their brand; they are not your friend, or your confidant, or your lover. but beyond that, theyre a human. love isnt a luxury in this world; its something everyone should be allowed to experience, but some of yall seem to have gotten it in your heads that idols exist solely for your consumption and to be a vessel to push your unrealistic fantasies on, and its sick. youre sick. if you dont respect or like an idol anymore bc theyre dating someone (or even just RUMOURED) to be dating someone, i dont know what to say except get help. idols are people and theyre allowed to date whoever they want, and they should be allowed to do that without having to fear repercussions. i dont know why this has ever been an issue bc its literally not the business of any fans, but some ppl are just so entitled.

#i am Truly so annoyed . anyways hi heres my rant #ok to rb as usual if u want #🎆.txt

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forthechubbies · 4 years

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♡ Yandere Jungkook x Reader ♡

♡ Words: 1k ♡

Vol. 2. 3. 4. 5. 6. 7.

Warning! Cursing, Slight NSFW, and adorable gifs of Jungkook

Synopsis• One nightstand gone Marriage!? The past catches up with Yn when her head over heels husband finds his lost bride and will keep her by any means necessary.

Have you ever had a memory that made you cringe? So much so Your mind successfully blocked out the unpleasant memories, kind of like swiping dust under a rug, Out of sight out of mind. You go about your days as if nothing ever happens because, as far as your concerned, nothing ever did happen.

“ You know, Men arent evil, annoying, but they have their moments.”

You stared blankly, clueless to what your best friend, Lily, was nagging you about now. Nine times out of ten, she prying into your personal affairs. These interventions of hers were exasperating. It often begins with lily questioning whether or not you’re just plain frightened of the opposite sex. You refuse to go dates, and you scoffed at any man who gives you the time of day.

“ Lily, Sweetie,” You place a gentle hand on top of her. “ I love you, but please leave me alone about males and sex.” You fluttered your lashes and returned to your novel.

Better relish the momentary silence because this conversion won’t end until Lily’s blue in the face. Here’s the gist of things. Lily (Your childhood friend) wants to see you find you’re happily ever after, with a special guy in result, she jackhammers her way into your business every opportunity she spots.

Pity for her, you don’t take a lot of interest in males and sexual intercourse as much as Lily wishes you did. To her dismay, You take pleasure in good books or tv series (mostly Korean dramas)-

Lily and you even took a vacation to Busan, South Korean, and the main places you visited were museums and the libraries-like you got to be Kidding, thousands upon millions of Korean hunks, and you are at the library!?

Good thing, you mastered the art of zoning out once getting your ear chewed off and spat back at you.

♫ You know that I cant show you me give you me I can’t show you a ruined part of me-♫

Lily put her anger of hold for a second to snatch your phone from your lap. Your not the type of gal who hands out phone numbers, so who the hell is ‘Jungkookie.❤’

“Don’t answer random numbers on my phone, please, and thank you.” You issued an unamused tone without giving her so much as a side glance.

“ Who’s the hell is Jungkookieee ?” Lily sang a lovey-dovey tune. “ Ya know it’s a bastard move to keep secrets for ya best-friend.” She smirked maliciously, hovering the palm of her finger above the green phone icon, threatening to answer the call of the mysterious man who wasn’t hung up at all this time.

Now, She has your attention. “ Don’t. Answer.To.Weirdos.” You snapped.

“ Pff. He’s not that much of creep because you have a heart beside his name.”

Why do you have a heart beside some weirdos name? The name echoed in your head, but it didn’t ring any bells. Jungkookie. From your love of Korean dramas, you were certain his name was a Korean name, but you have ties with any Korean men not in this part of this hemisphere anyway-

So who is he?

Your phone rang again from the third time in a row. You swiped the phone back for Lily, she keened and pouted about wanting to do the honors.

“ Hello? “

“ Hello, Carrot? Is that you?! I missed your sweet voice so much!” The man’s voice was oddly over the moon when you answered.

And kind of pet name is Carrot-?! The realization hit you like a ton of bricks, memories of months in Busan, South Korean came flooding back. Jeon Jungkook, A bunny’s heart you stole after rejecting him count them thirteen times, you agree to date him. The man was a sweetheart, but a complete looney bin.

He became obsessed, following you around like a lost puppy, constantly checking up on you and the little bunny snuck kisses every chance he got but he was so cute you let it slide.

That night. Jungkook pleased for you to stay and move in with him, but you refused. The bunny respected your decision and proposed another offer. Staying the entire night with him, you allowed him this one request.

The rest of the night was quite a blur, but the next morning, you woke up in revealing pink lingerie with matching vile lying beside a sleeping Jungkook who had his large hands tangled in the lace around the curve of your hips. Needless to say, Grasp your mistake and fled back to the home. Leaving the poor bunny with scars left by your nails on his back, the rouge smears of your lipstick on his pretty pale skin and the bedsheets saturated in your perfume.

However, nothing compared to what he imprinted you with. His last name. Three diamond incised rings. The first representing the promise, the second the engagement, and third marriage. Being that the rings were too pretty and expensive, you kept them just in case of a rainy day.

Good thing too, It seems like it’s time to skip town-

“Wow, There’s a cutie outside!”

You tossed your phone across the room and snatched Lily on to the floor, keeping away from the window.

“Ow! What the hell, Your the only weirdo I know that hides from a hot guy-”

“God. For once, can you just zip it? “ You crawled to the nearest window to take a peek and to your horror, There he stood, Jeon Jungkook just as handsome as ever. How did he find you- true love?- Ya right?

" And I'm not hiding it's just- he's too much for me-"

" From my view right now, You're a little bit too much for me also. Carrot." Jungkook stood over you, adoring the shape of your ass.

You gulped and looked back at him. Speechless. Utterly Speechless.

He chuckled, giving you his signature heart-melting bunny smile before hoisting you up into his strong arms.

You took a quick search around for your traitorous best friend that was long gone.

Jungkook pecked at your chest before declaring your game of hide and seek over.

" Let's go home, Little wifey, I'll take go care of you, and You'll be my adorable little housewife."

Not giving a damn about your protest, Jungkook took you with him anyway. After all, you are his wife, and when he gets you home—the mother of his children.

#jungkook #bts jeongkook #yandere jungkook #kookie #jeon jungkoooook #jeon jungguk #bts imagines #bts fanfic #bts yandere #bts smut #bts run #bts taehyung #bts imagination #bts jhope #bts fic #yandere bts

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warmau · 4 years

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★ donation request: mermaid!au mingi

there’s something strange about the new neighbor across the street

for one, the small house he’s bought - which used to foster a small little garden beside it - is now fenced with high white walls

moss hangs from the tops, and you can barely see past it, even on your tippy toes

there are always a group of almost inhumanely pretty boys coming and going

with shell earrings and baskets of water lilies

and sometimes - when you pass by on your bike late into the evening - you swear you hear a sound like a large splash

but it can’t be - the ocean is miles, miles, miles away

it isn’t any of your business though - and you plan to keep it that way

plus the neighbor might be strange, but he is polite and kind otherwise

always smiling from ear to ear when you greet each other on the off chances

always kind and sweet to the kids and puppies of your little town

his hair a fiery red, pushed back to define the oddly perfect bone structure of his face

some of the older ladies tease every now and then that this is your chance, such a catch and right across the street - you should make your move

but you decline with a nervous stutter in your speech

one evening, you come home right before the beginning of a storm

you abandon your bike on the front lawn and hurry to get your laundry down from the clothesline as the wind picks up

you get the sheets and some tshirts but the last thing is a set of underwear - which you unclip and then

to your shock and horror flies right out of your hands and whisks its way over and over and right over that strange neighbors high fence

you nearly drop everything in terror to chase after it - realizing that you can’t even get over it if you tried

but,,,,,,,,, knocking on his door and asking to retrieve your underwear is just,,,,,,,,,,an infinite amount of times worse

so you get your things inside and dig a stepping stool out from the kitchen

half of you prays that he’s already inside to avoid the storm as you rush over - the rest of the neighborhood has boarded up to pass the storm

and so you set the stool down and climb on top

you scan around, trying to find your missing garment, when your eyes stop on the shadow

the shadow is nestled, tightly, in a small pool thats replaced the space of the garden

it looks more like a bathtub than anything, but that isn’t what makes you freeze

the shadow most clearly outlines a person, but sticking up from the end of the pool and wading slowly around in the air is a large

tail

a mermaids taeil to be exact

the color is a glimmering ocean blue, with what looks like gemstones between the scales

your mouth drops and you cant move - not even when the figures head emerges from the water

wet strands of red hair, big brown curious eyes turned up toward you and that big, welcoming smile

“oh - seems like you’ve caught me already.”

you want to speak, to say something, to explain why in gods name you’re looking over his fence right now like some kind of weirdo

and all you can manage is to squeak

“underwear.”

“underwater?”

“u-underwear-”

he tilts his head, but looks around - reaching with a long arm for the getaway garment and chuckling to himself

“did you lose these?”

“i-”

you think you must look horribly embarrassing right now - getting nervous and having to admit that yes, those are yours,,,,,,,,

but the boy just laughs and tosses them up toward you

“id get up but - as you can see-”

his tail does a little wiggle and you nod - because yes, you can see the dilemma

“im sorry, thank you for- im sorry ill go-”

you start, jumping when you hear a crack of the storm in the sky

but before you can escape, you hear his voice go

“keep this a secret - will you?”

without thinking too much about it you just shout back yes and jump down from the stool, gathering it and whats left of your dignity as you cross back over to your own home

it doesnt really hit you that your neighbor is a mermaid until a while later - when you remember how elegant and strong his tail had looked

and how so much of what you thought was strange made sense now

you keep your promise though, you dont tell anyone

so youre surprised when one day someone knocks on your door and its - the neighbor

he smiles and you invite him - you want to offer him so dinner, but you just cooked some fish, and you arent sure if thats insensitive or not

“so-”

he begins and you sit up straight

“i haven’t told anyone! i promise, about you know - you being a - me-mermaid.”

you blurt out, nervous that he’s come here to ask about it

but he just puts his hands up and shakes his head

“thats great, but i was just going to say i never properly introduced myself. im mingi.”

he reaches out to take your hand as you say your name back

you expect he’ll just shake it, but instead he brings it up to his lips and gives it a gentle kiss

it makes goosebumps run up and down your spine and you chalk it up to the fact that he’s a mermaid, his manners must be on another level

“if you have time any of these days, id love it if you showed me around. ive been keeping to my house these days so i havent seen the town much.”

he starts and you nod, confused as to why your heartbeat is ringing in your ears just from all the attention from mingi

“s-sure. im free, anyday just tell me when. i have time on merda- i mean monday!”

you cover your mouth at the stutter but mingi just laughs

“sounds like a date then.”

he gets up and you jump to your feet too

“a- d-date? i mean - ok,,, a date-”

he leans in and that big smile is even cuter up close

“is that ok, a date with a mermaid?”

you hiccup, but nod

“y-yes it’ll b-be my first one!”

he laughs, “im glad to know im special. ill pick you up at one on monday then.”

you agree before you can really even orientate yourself - mingi is about to turn after waving when something above you in the sky turns grey

another summer storm

he looks over his shoulder and points to your clothesline

“need help before i go?”

he jokes and you think you go redder than his hair

#mingi au #mingi scenarios #mingi imagines #ateez scenarios #ateez imagines #ateez au #members: ateez #sfw #donation commissions #mingi #mermaid!au

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ask-mortarion-the-death-lord · 4 years

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ooc: though i hardly ever actually write anything out, i do jot down ideas for larger fics a lot. Recently had an idea of sorts for a sioc fic (cause im fukin 14 i guess), and with it came some space marine warband and chapter ideas. for your enjoyment/possible derision i have decided to post the couple ive written out and fleshed out a bit in my head so far.

enjoy, if only in mockery

wolves of the eye - sons of horus, undivided. A splinter from the black legion that consider themselves more pure then their parent warband and thus the rightful inheritors to horuses ideals. In truth their geneseed is actually more tainted then the black legions is on average, though this is a fact closely held as secret by the warbands leaders and surgeons. instead they institute a sort of genetic hierarchy within the warband, primarily through designation of the larger number of non horus geneseed descended astartes as second to the ruling horus descended ones. thus the warband hierarchy could be said to begin with sons of horus at the top, the dark mecahnicus clients second due to their usefulness, astartes descended from other traitor legions third, and fourth being loyalist descended astartes. Below even the loyalist descended however are the ‘chimera’ astartes, born from the same practices that wrought the Chymeriae during the horus heresy, chimera astartes are those whos implements and gene seed can best be described as spliced together, often from whatever ‘spare parts’ happen to be lying around in the wolves of the eye’s case. these chimera form the crux of the wolves of the eyes rank and file astartes, due to the low success rate of the wolves own geneseed and the general infrequency they pull new recruits from other legions or renegade loyalists. these chimera astartes are derided as half breeds by their superiors, pushed into the meatgrinder or pulled as a sacrifice to the gods when regular human cultists arent up to the demanding standards of the wolves of the eye. this is the best many of the chimera can hope for however, as most chimera geneseed is highly unstable, though the surgeons are careful to use chimera geneseed with a reasonable degree of longevity, and dying in battle or begin sacrificed to the gods is often far more preferable then some of the mutated messes their fellow chimeras spontaneously or slowly degrade into. The wolves of the eye would eventually find themselves as targets of the grey knights, and after a long chase and being whittled down by their persistent hunters would see near total destruction at the hands of the grey knights. save for one chimera.

bolters of oboron - ultramarine, undivided. a recently renegade ultramarines successor chapter, its leader oboron slaughtered the majority of his home chapter before instigating a tyrannical rule on his home world. Marines from the nova marines chapter were thankfully on hand to push oboron off before his home world was completely irrecoverable. This irritated oboron, especially since a new chapter descended form the nova marines was placed in charge of his home world. as such he plans to rouse a force large enough to take back his home world, gathering what survivors he has from the 4th, 5th, and 8th company, the main ones who rebelled with him to begin with, and making plans to earn a name for himself in the eye of terror. these plans are cut short by the sioc who slaughters oboron and his command staff causing the warband to splinter.

dark chimeras - mixed, renegade. the sioc, well not intentionally, founds the dark chimeras. or rather, the stragglers picked up behind them end up founding it for them. the warband itself follows a strict edit of hatred towards chaos and its weakness, though they dont disparage the use of the warp. instead they use ancient xenos warpcraft left behind by an extinct xeno society and picked up on the behest of the sioc's talking xeno sword. By channeling the warp into those artifacts they can safely use the warp without bowing to chaos or the imperium of man. rather rag tagged in its composition, being a collective of out of placers and weirdos in its inception. Pioneered in part because of the collaboration between the sioc, fabius bile, and the dark chimeras future master surgeon. generally look down on those legions who utilize slaves, seeing it as more inefficient then the more familial style of organization and relation between astartes and the dark chimeras human workers.

terrible slaughter - night lords, khorne. night lords splinter band dedicated to khorne. they split from the night lords as a collective because of their dedication to khornes worship. known for especially over eager slaughters of anyone they can get their hands on, they discard the stealth their parent legion is known for in favor of brutal oppressive melee and more straight forward terror campaigns. the first major opponents the dark chimeras face as an official warband, they triumph over the terrible slaughter destroying the depraved warband to the last astarte.

murderous talon - emperors children/chimera, slaanesh/renegade. straining for resources and with few allies even from their own parent legion, the excessive indulgences of the murderous talon warband have considerably toned down as they struggle to survive. as such they have what few surgeons they have left working round the clock to produce chimera geneseed from the scraps the warband has left to pull from. steadily lost faith in slaanesh and have begun disavowing chaos, which in part has caused their problems to get worse as the chaos gods punish them for their lose of faith in them. Lacking in resources and having no legion veterans and relics to their name, the murderous talons remnants would eventually be absorbed into the dark chimeras warband after their head surgeon cast his lot in with the sioc, bringing with them their knowledge in noise weaponry and stims though retooled to the beliefs of the dark chimeras.

angels of bubonic - blood angels, nurgle. a recently renegaded force from a blood angels successor chapter, they were corrupted by pox plagues with only a scant few of the warband retaining individual sentience and the other astartes being little better then poxwalkers or other zombie strains. infect the sioc's birth world with nurgles diseases before getting in a tussle with the dark chimeras and murderous talons allied force. Well they put up a hell of a fight, angels of bubonic effectively have their leaders slain and the surviving plague zombies mercy killed.

blood owls - ultramarines, compliant. a loyalist fleet based chapter currently caught up in omegoros genocide, a conflict and purge that has lasted since the chapters inception during the reign of blood. during this time the omegoros system was designated as heretical by goge vandire, and the blood owls who were created from a pilgrim fleet fanatically devoted to goge vandire were tasked with the purge. unfortunately for the blood owls the omegoros system is a largely hive dominated one with absurdly high birth rates, and when the purges began local priests of the ecchlissiarch rallied the citizens to resist the unjust purge. wherever or not the purge is justified has largely been lost over the years as both sides become embittered and distrustful. Any attempt to intervene in the conflict has largely ended in failure as either the two sides temporarily unite to push out the intruders, or outside forces intervene for reasons known only to them. On top of that the blood owls refusal to deviate from the codex in any way means that they have never sufficiently raised the forces needed to accomplish their mission, and their tactics have largely become highly predictable for the omegoros resistance. The blood owls would see final defeat and total annihilation after the brief interference of the sioc on his way to locating relics of the sword, their battle barge and effective fortress monastery destroyed during combat over the relic the blood owls had happened to stumble on. the omegoros system meanwhile would immediately find itself subject to attacks from the imperial guard tasked to finally reclaim the system.

#idk why i did this #space marine #writing?#maybe someday

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pfandghoul · 5 years

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what the sokovia accords really are

a quick study bc what the fuck guys

(copied from the mcu wiki entry about the accords - all of it and not just parts of it)

here goes:

The currently known regulations established by the Sokovia Accords include:

Any enhanced individuals who agree to sign must register with the United Nations and provide biometric data such as fingerprints and DNA samples.

- Any who AGREE to sign. I dont think this is asking too much. If ur working for a government agency, if ur using force in any way during ur work, I think its fair to ask you to give them biometric data. And if its only so in case there is an investigation afterwards (which their always should be imo) its clear distinguishable who was where and did what.

- Also, what if someone suddenly decides "something happened, im changing sides, imma take revenge" (no matter if its a concious decision or brainwashing 👀)? Would probably be good to have some data and perhaps be able to track them. If its managable or not- hm. But theres no harm in giving that data if ur only goal is working towards a safer world.

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Those with secret identities must reveal their legal names and true identities to the United Nations.

- Oh nooo, no unknown vigilantes that might make mistakes while fighting on their own and then cant be held accountable? No one is perfect, OF COURSE, but from a realistic pov I wouldnt feel safe with someone running around fighting whoever-

And I know we love the romantic comic fantasy of "everybody can be a hero", and I swear I love it as much as you! But imagine ur just a normal person while spiderman is swinging above ur head- or even imagine ur spiderman- and then one tiny thing wents wrong. The normal person is crushed, dead or paralysed- Spiderman is in shock because that was Not supposed to happen and he is so so sorry!- But what now?

- If enhanced people were to work under an organisation (that is ideally not as shady and riddled with Hydra as Shield was) then those incidents would be covered. Yes it would still be terrible but Spiderman would get mandatory therapy session to work through it and the normal person... well if theyre dead then i guess the organisation would at least pay for the funeral and compensate the family (like if they were the only one providing for partner and kids), additionally a conversation between both partys if possible.

-Basically: nothing can be swept under the rug. The enhanced people can be protected!!! PLUS they only have to reveal their identity to the UN and not the world.

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Those with innate powers must submit to a power analysis, which will categorize their threat level and determine potential health risks.

- This would benefit the person with power too, you realize that, dont you?

You cant possibly know how much power you actually have. Is there gonna be another level-up for you? Are you Jean Grey? We wouldnt want to repeat that specific clusterfuck, right?

But if you submit to an analysis it can help find ways to train you, circle ur weaknesses, etc.

Yes the UN would know ur threat level- and that would be bad why? Are you planning to attack Them? If not then no problem. Instead they would know if they should send you in or not- depending... you dont need a level 5 when there is a cat in a tree. We want to avoid unnecessary damage, thank you. If ur a level 1 you also dont want to be on the front lines against an alien invasion for example- better help evacuate non-powered individuals and not die immediately.

- Also worth mentioning: this is all still part of the "if you agree to sign" paragraph

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Those with innate powers must also wear tracking bracelets at all times.

- Yes I admit this one sucks. I could argue the pros but I dont really want to because this one is literally just a "we want to control you" rule and should be scratched.

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Any enhanced individuals who sign are prohibited from taking action in any country other than their own, unless they are first given clearance by either that country's government or by a United Nations subcommittee.

- I really want to think I dont have to say anything here but I feel I do.

No I do not want a guy wearing an american flag running around in my country if my government didnt explicitely allow it. Same for a giant tin man or a creepy spiderlady.

- If anything then this paragraph would help improve the communication between countries. Yes people fear that in emergencies this will all take too long but 1) thats not the Accords fault and 2) I think we already have situations like this irl and most times it does work.

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Governments are forbidden from deploying enhanced individuals outside of their own national borders, unless those individuals are given clearance as described above. The same rule also applies to non-government organizations that operate on a global scale (including S.H.I.E.L.D. and the Avengers).

- Same reasoning. I really really dont want Shield around with their shady everything.

- And always needing consent before weaking havoc in other countries? nice

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Any enhanced individuals who do not sign will not be allowed to take part in any police, military, or espionage activities, or to otherwise participate in any national or international conflict, even in their own country.

- Basically if you dont sign up then you cant be a super-cop. Groundbreaking.

(This is very much explained in the first paragraph already.)

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As a corollary, they will not be allowed to participate in any active missions undertaken by private or governmental law enforcement/military/intelligence organizations (such as S.H.I.E.L.D. and the Avengers).

- s a m e t h i n g

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Any enhanced individuals who use their powers to break the law (including those who take part in extralegal vigilante activities), or are otherwise deemed to be a threat to the safety of the general public, may be detained indefinitely without trial.

If an enhanced individual violates the Accords, or obstructs the actions of those enforcing the Accords, they may likewise be arrested and detained indefinitely without trial.

- Cancel the without trial part and then Id say its just. This way it stinks and I feel Ross had his hands in this. No, I am not defending this one. Its Not Okay.

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The use of technology to bestow individuals with innate superhuman capabilities is strictly regulated, as is the use and distribution of highly advanced technology (such as Asgardian and Chitauri weaponry).

- You cant just experient and turn urself into the Hulk anymore??? Where is the fun in that?? //sarcasm//

- I dont need to go deeper into this, do I?

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The creation of self-aware artificial intelligences is completely prohibited.

- Here comes a problem. For Tony mostly.

- I can think of a few reasons for this but I dont think many people are even capable of doing this. I think it would bd enough to file a request if you want to try and build an AI.

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The Avengers will no longer be a private organization and will operate under the supervision of the United Nations.

- See.. all of the above on why this is a good thing?

- The Avengers as a private organisation is actually a super scary thought. And if you arent at least a little freaked out about this (all from the point of looking at this as if it were real) then idk what to tell you.

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For the purposes of the Accords, an "enhanced individual" is defined as any person, human or otherwise, with superhuman capabilities. This includes individuals whose powers are an innate function of their biology as well as individuals who utilize highly advanced technology to grant themselves superhuman capabilities. However, individuals with advanced prostheses do not seem to be considered "enhanced", even if their prostheses give them capabilities beyond those of ordinary humans.

- Basically just explaining what they mean by "enhanced individual": people with powers. Doesnt matter if you are born with ur power or built urself a supersuit.

-If you got leg protheses that are super bouncy you arent considered an "enhanced individual" (to put it as simple as possible).

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All members of the Avengers are subject to the same conditions as enhanced individuals, even if they are not enhanced themselves: Black Widow was required to sign so she could continue serving on the Avengers, and Hawkeye was incarcerated on the Raft after violating the Accords.

- I think this is fair because if you consider urself an Avenger and fight with them then you also should be held accountable.

- You wouldnt want a Someone to work in super-person capacity which both gives a great deal of responsibility and allows a high chance of fuck ups and destruction without them having any regulations, okay?

AND THATS ALL THERE IS

THATS ALL THE MCU WIKI SAYS THERE IS

Which is ofc bullshit because the Accords were thick and 117 countries worked on them for idk how long. Do you understand what that takes? The compromises and politic battles thats been fought over this document?

And yes it is still not perfect.

But who in the seven Hells said that this was the final draft? Who??

"I dont wanna sign away my freedom of choice" F you! What about my freedom of choice of having some costumed weirdos run around my town blowing stuff up killing people?

"We cant save everyone" yEAH but maybe just mAyBe if you werent a dumb cunt then mayyybe with some teamwork with the countries respective secrurity personell (as every fucking country does have) then maybe Kyle, Maria and Dembe would still be alive?? Who knows.

So what I hear is "I dont wanna give up my freedom and continue to do as I see fit. Because I think I am a better judge than a UN committee and 117 governments that dont want me breaking into their countries on a semi-regular basis."

and thats why im generally pro-Accords :)

#marvel #marvel civil war #civil war #captain america civil war #cacw #sokovia accords #iron man #pro accords #anti-steve rogers #no i dont wanna fight lma

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how about Sai and Naruto hanging out together after the orange boy gets back from his trip. Shikako isn't there, it's just them. They can maybe talk about shikako for a bit, but I think it'd be cool to see how they interact when they have been so changed by her even if they arent talking/thinking about her? An exploration of who they grew to be and are growing into? thx boo

ABSOLUTELY. Thank u for this wonderful prompt, friend.

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These days, Naruto is a little more worldly. These days, he knows that Ichiraku has the best ramen in the Land of Fire not just out of a deep, personal conviction but because he’s been to all of the other ramen places and found them disappointing. Sure, there’d been some contenders on his travels with Jiraiya, some decent noodles, passable broth…. but nothing beat the hometown stuff.

Naruto even wrote it all down, which according to Shikako-chan made it science.

Shikako will be impressed, he’s sure, as soon as she gets a minute free to talk to him — she’s busy doing something but no one will tell Naruto exactly what which means either they really don’t know or Baa-chan has Shikako doing something important. Sasuke is also suspiciously completely absent, so that means it’s probably a Secret Thing, but on the other hand it could be that Shikako is deep in the Nara clan archives and Sasuke is being a bastard. Naruto still isn’t a very good at tracking and hasn’t learning any escape or evasion beyond what Shikako got out of their sensei before the chuunin exam.

(”Why worry about that?” Jiraiya had asked when Naruto had brought it up. “You’ll be able to just flatten the whole area. And you’ll have teammates. Teammates are great.”)

Yeah, knowing Sasuke he could be hanging around just outside of Naruto’s perception. That seems like the kind of thing that he would have been taught by Kakashi since Naruto last saw him. Naruto will have to drop by their team’s training ground when he’s done here and see if that lures anyone out.

Also, it will just be nice to see the place. Naruto feels like he needs to slap eyes on every square inch of the village to see what’s changed. And then start tracking down everyone he knows, to see how they’ve changed. To see if he still knows them.

He knows that Sasuke and Shikako will have all kinds of new things. Lots of it sneaky, probably. Naruto learned a lot too, and he’s on good terms with Kurama, and he’s not afraid that he’s fallen behind, no…. but his teammates have had years of extra time training with Kakashi-sensei and all their friends in the village and going on missions. Naruto made a lot of friends, but none of them were good for sparring, or learning to sneak, or getting smarter.

But Naruto isn’t feeling bad for himself!

He’s having a good time. Ayame even kept him company while he waited for his ramen, because the counter was a little slow. And Shikako and Sasuke will turn up eventually, and they’ll teach him anything he really needs to know.

“Naruto-taichou,” says someone behind him as Naruto puts his third bowl of ramen down.

Naruto spins around on his stool.

“Sai!” If there was ever a time for Naruto to leap to his feet, it would be now, so he does. He also tugs Sai into a hug, no time for second-guesses there. Sai had always looked like he was in desperate need of hugs on the missions Naruto had had with him, and he still looks like that.

Sai doesn’t really hug back, but the hug was definitely a good idea: Naruto is pretty sure he feels Sai relax into it and everything.

When it’s over, Naruto steps back enough to give Sai a really thorough once-over. He’s still got that crop top thing going on, and his sword, and everything else he’d need to be mission ready right away, assuming he’s got supplies in a storage seal. But he’s definitely not fresh from a mission (unless it was a really easy one) and he’s definitely not in a hurry. Also, he’s still a chuunin, which Naruto is very pleased about. He’d been kinda worried he’d come back and all of his friends would be jounin.

Of course, Sai’s got that spook stuff going on, probably, like Shikako and Sasuke had worked out, but whatever.

“I have come to ask you about the progression of your training,” Sai says, “and any notable events from your travels.”

That’s a weird way to ask how Naruto’s trip has been, but Naruto doesn’t mind. Sai is just kind of a weird guy all around, but Naruto knows all about not quite knowing what the right, normal way to say things is.

“Oh, heck yes, I’ll tell you all about it,” Naruto says. “But only if you sit down with me and stop calling me taichou, okay?”

Sai sits down, but there’s a bit of a frown on him now. A wrinkle to his brow.

“Sai, don’t tell me you didn’t want to sit down at Ichiraku with me,” Naruto says. “You can’t not like Ichiraku. I’ll even pay. They have buns with mushroom or pork if you don’t want noodles!”

“You do not have to pay,” Sai says.

“I insist,” Naruto counters.

“…Okay,” Sai concedes. “But it is not the venue of our conversation that caused my expression.”

He looks over at Naruto, and blinks in that I’m-thinking-about-something way that Shikako does sometimes. She and Sai kind of look alike, but maybe that’s just because neither of them have pulled out super dramatic looks?

Naruto waits, because waiting for Shikako to finish thinking is always rewarding and it probably will be with Sai, too.

“In these situations…. Shikako has suggested that I simply ask how people would prefer to be addressed,” Sai says slowly. “Would you prefer Naruto-san?”

“Aw, dude, yeah, she’s really good at explaining that stuff, huh?” Naruto reaches out and gives Sai a few sympathetic pats. Real quick ones, so Sai doesn’t think it’s pity or anything. No it’s, what’s the word, commiserating. “Don’t worry about it too bad, I used to have to get corrected by her tons, and these days I’m mostly only rude when it’s on purpose! You can just call me Naruto.”

“Alright,” Sai says.

They have to turn back to the counter for a moment to order, and Sai does actually ask for some ramen from Teuchi-ji. He gets the same thing Naruto asks for, and Naruto isn’t sure if Sai just has really good taste or if maybe he’s never been here before.

Sai turns towards Naruto when they’re done ordering.

“Is it that you desire to minimize our professional relationship and therefore the degree to which others might think you influence or control my actions and conduct, but don’t want to seem to outwardly disapprove of me, possibly because of my continued acquaintance with Shikako, leading to you selecting an informal term of address?”

Naruto had been watching Teuchi-ji prepare their stuff, but he whips around to look at Sai now. “What?” he demands. Then, when his brain catches up with that train-wreck of a sentence, “No!” because definitely not.

“I apologize for upsetting you,” Sai says, but he says it weird. Not exactly like resignation, but maybe like he doesn’t expect apologies to do much?

But it’s not like Naruto is actually mad. Not at Sai, anyway. Definitely at the jerks that made him think this way.

Naruto looks at him seriously. “That’s not what’s happening at all. We’re friends, okay, I’m not your captain or anything, not really. Baa-chan only put me in charge because she wanted me to get all that experience before I went to train with Jiraiya, y’know? You’re not my subordinate in every day life, jeez.”

“I see.” There’s a pause. “So it’s a sign of our emotional intimacy.”

“Uh, it sounds super weird when you say it like that, but yeah, I guess?”

“Am I really the weird one here?” Sai asks.

It’s rhetorical, because he ignores Naruto’s very emphatic answer of, “Yes, you are, you weirdo.”

Sai goes on, “We only met a few times, and then you left the village for several years. I believe the expected trajectory of relationships would frame us as acquaintances, or even strangers.”

“I mean yeah, I guess,” Naruto says. “But you came to my birthday slash going away party! That means friends. No takebacks, no taicho.”

“You do have more experience than me in this interpersonal matter, so I will concede to your knowledge of the subject.”

“Damn straight you will, I’m the best at friendship.” Naruto takes his chopsticks back up and gestures at Teuchi-ji. “Look, our ramen is coming! Just in time. Man, let me tell you, Sai, I crunched the numbers and this place is the best.”

“Is it?” Sai asks, picking his own pair of chopsticks up, snapping them neatly.

“Oh, yeah, I wrote it down and everything. Solid fact.”

“I see. So you’ve approached your analysis of ramen stands as a science, then. I would enjoy hearing all about it.”

Naruto laughs at that, long and loud and hard. People on the street look. Teuchi-ji smiles at him.

“Oh man, Sai, you’ve definitely been spending time with Shikako-chan,” Naruto says. “It’s blasphemy to talk about other ramen places in front of Teuchi-ji, though, he might think I don’t love him anymore. How about we go find someplace to spar after we eat, and I’ll tell you on the way?”

“Yes,” Sai agrees. “I’d like that.”

#naruto #sai #dreaming of sunshine #shikako #future fic #unorganized shelf #asks #naruto is unintentionally making danzou sit through sai's recounting of all the best ramen places in land of fire #shikako all #sai all #naruto all #words words words #ask prompt

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oijoadsijoasd · 7 years

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please only read if you can interact (its under a readmore)

im really bad like really really bad and people won’t acknowledge it bcuz i keep pretending like im not and trying to be not that way but like

i deliberately ignore people sometimes even though i know that gives ppl anxiety and my first reaction to people being nice is just wow sounds ur an idiot that fell for my fakey ass faker nonsense and thats so mean so i dont say that but its still the initial one and i either am too dense to notice when someone needs help or im too notice-y that it gets creepy like x thing that im not supposed to know/was never told? for example finding ppls secret kin pages is sometimes super duper easy and u just type in the numbers and theyre like ask but then u dont and by u i mean i and also tumblrs that im not supposed to know about like ive found those b4 so im like a creepazoid and also ppl seem to think that im like nice or something but im not im rly rly rly not when i was in middle scchool i basically harassed someone to the point of considering suicide because of basicalyl what was kin drama liek who the fuck even does that thats so fucked up and terrible and i dont even know if the person is still alive and i really hope they are bcuz they didnt deserve that bs at all but i dont know and jkfdnjsdj im so weak and bad that im scared if i go towards to the kin drama stuff or towards like the ppl that suicide bait and that shit im scared ill become like that again bc im not very strong and i judtt hsdfjkgjnbre3 and also?? im so fucking cruel when i get really pissed off like i just send really mean shit about every little mistake the person that pissed me off has made and then disappear from online oh yeah and im a coward too and im too scared to admit to any of this shit like actually publically and im too scared to put my full kin list up bcuz i dont want ppl to hate me or w/e and sdhhhhhhhsgjfk like i understand why they would too thats the really upsetting hting like i cant blame them for it i jsut also dont want ti to happen and im too much a scaredy cat crybaby to admit to my ‘cringey’ interests and asdjkflg

people should rly not think im good at all but im too much of a coward to say this upfront

also while im on the vaguely negative topic ppl also shoudlnt think im cool bcuz actually what im like is a sweaty weirdo that has a forehead ponytail in public way too often and wears only long skirts bcuz i own 1 sweatpants and 1 shorts and sweatpants arent goood 4 summer

#if you read pls interact #if you didnt read please dont interact #d0 n0t r3bl0g th1s 4t 4ll #super negative #tw for idfk

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