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sawkinator · 3 months
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My Stardew Valley hot take is that I simply do not think the fishing minigame is as bad as people make it out to be
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the-one-teapot · 7 months
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Oh hey it’s Spoontarp from that Five honk shoos at Fredrickson’s game
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k-wame · 7 months
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ANDRÉ LAMOGLIA as Iván Carvalho & FERNANDO LÍNDEZ as 'Joel' ÉLITƎ Series 7 · EP02 · dir. Lino Escalera
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cartoonico · 3 months
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Get gud
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jowbokitten · 6 months
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Oh wow look at that, they kissin :D Merry Christmas n happy Holidays!!! 💖
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almondpiglet · 3 months
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serizawaweek day 1 hobby
hardcore gamer bf DESTROYS casual gamer bf (real)
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an-albino-pinetree · 6 months
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Waiter, waiter! More spicy Jax please!
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Sassy
For all the newcomers Carnival!Jax’s creation credit goes to @sm-baby
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rad-roche · 7 months
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2oul2ilver · 26 days
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So obviously nothing can beat the now-notorious Team Snagem Biden, but Colosseum is just a hidden trove of nonsense names, and I wanted to share some other highlights. Come to Orre, we have stellar names such as:
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White suburban mom's hot take on spelling "Simon";
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The letter H;
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Would it be better or worse if this kid was a single child?
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Gara, like from Naruto; yes I know that's not the spelling shh
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Senton G, possibly the only guy to have a last name implied in the entire region (it's more likely a typo but funnier to consider it this way);
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Everyone's favorite Super Mario villain, Bowber;
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Guy who says you should try giving pokemon battles a warl;
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Git gud, Skrub (who is a recurring character);
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Gort.
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And lastly, "we could try pronouncing this as crew-doh but let's be real, absolutely no one is going to choose to read it that way."
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bunicate · 5 months
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omgeee mimi you hafta to mister yang hes such a icky and pervy old man! 💗💗 >w< every time you wear a tiny skirt he gets sooooooo sooo hard hes supposed to be your father figure but he wants to see your tiny cute pussy hehe 💗💗 he would cheat on his wife if he had one to be with a cutie younger girl (>/////<) 💗💗 !!!!!
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⋆⁺₊❅⋆ 𐙚 ₊˚ warnings ꒱ྀི daddy kink. age gap. me not making any sense below cuz I’m deeply in luv with weltie.
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mister yang believed himself to be an irredeemable man. he’s taking advantage of your pure young heart . . he knows he’s a father figure of some sort and his desire to protect you birthed something much more forbidden. instead, welt found himself conjuring up thoughts of your naked body — images floating around like clouds in his mind. 
pretty, doe eyes, plump trembling lips, the soft timbre of your voice, and your thighs revealed from your tiny skirts all tugged on his heartstrings. you were young enough to be his daughter and you behaved like it too. stubborn, smart, a little bit shy, and thoughtful just like how he’d want her to be, and that furthered his shame. 
he painfully remembers such thoughts even when sheathing his cock between the apex of your thighs. even as he uses the flesh until his seed paints the outside of your skin. even while he slaps his fat tip on your clit—rubbing his length all over your sloppy pussy, until you’re begging for your beloved daddie to put it in. 
welt knows better than to chase after such young women, specifically ones that idolize him paternally but you make it difficult to keep away. he is not immune to your naivety, your eagerness to please, and that tiny little cunt he can spend hours fucking. your moans, so innocent and docile can send waves of burning pleasure straight to his cock. 
especially when you whine out “mr. yang” and he has to coax you into calling him daddie instead. 
“I think we are way past the point of you speaking to me so professionally, wouldn’t you agree ?”
he’s reserved, even when fisting your skirt and pumping your limp body up and down his leaky cock. welt draws patterns on your skin, his sanity slowly weakens with each drag of his hips despite appearing the opposite.
he’s been good at being avoidant around you. he’s been able to refrain from touching, only settling on looking but now that you're finally underneath him, petite cunt gaping, his control is no longer within reach. 
“daddy —dada” you hiccup in between shallow breaths. the force of his thrusts robbing the air you breathe and you are forced to dig your nails on the wooden desk to keep yourself steady. every probe of his tip rubs your insides stroking the warmth inside of you to flames.
“that’s much better, sweetie . . “ his thumb rubs the sides of your lips collecting the drool escaping.
“how beautiful .” he dips his finger in your mouth and presses down on your tongue. your lips pulled together, puckering around the digit obediently as you begin to suckle. 
“daddy is so proud of you. look how good you are for me.” he angles himself to fuck you deeper, your breast jumping with every jerk of hips 
“hnn— too much—!” you babble with his appendage still buried in your mouth. your tight cunt puffed and creamed from his cock as you grew restless. welt didn’t slow down, he huffs into the side of your neck, 
“It’s okay, i got you. relax for me.”
his other hand reached down to play with your sodden clit. 
“papa isn’t done with you yet, I have a pretty pussy to fill.” 
welt babbles. he’s a man with infinite wisdom. he’s so mature and so articulate. he has to express how fascinating you are. was this the body of a younger woman? so soft to the touch, so wet and tight ?
he has an analytical mind, it is only natural that your daddie takes his time to caress and suck every inch of you. and he’s unintentionally foul-mouthed. he has a habit of talking too much and describing every detail . he pulls his cock out from between your walls and all he can talk about how amazing it is to see your hole gape from his cock. he’s enamored by your chubby lips being split apart to welcome him. 
“your pussy appears to be swollen. . . It seems like it was my doing,” and you can even detect something shy of cockiness in his inflection.
welt zeroes in on every twitch every squelch and he has to describe in vivid detail. even the drip of your cunt from the sound of his deep voice . . he’s so <33
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gtbsbe · 3 months
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Black Kray, Yung Lean, Yung Gud, Bladee
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anakinh · 9 months
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sephiroth criticizes your gameplay
bonus:
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llamahearted · 1 year
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listen. all I wanted to do was learn to draw the otp kissing, but the problem here is,,, they keep cracking each other up
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trustymikh · 8 months
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may I interest you in Emperor Sigma being a menace
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inkz123 · 1 month
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Drawing for @PositiiveApple_ (twitter) of their Guardian!Cross owo
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domirine · 1 year
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derusting with painting some shiny
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