Jaune: And after she gave it to me, i went to her home and gave it back to her, does anyone know why she gave me that?
Yang: Maybe because she wanted your babies?
Jaune: Pff yeah, like something like that could happend in real life
Yang: Vb, i'm serious, do you know how many casseroles we have in the fridge? 17 if i'm not counting the fish one we're eating, courtesy of that feline Faunus mom. Tell him, Blake
Blake: *glaring at Yang*Yeah, because i'm the Faunus, i know everything about Faunus. I know sooo much that my roll it's just to say "That's a stereotype" "That's racist" and "We're not animals, so we do not go in heat"
Yang: Right, sorry. Anyway, i'm teling you, you have a harem of milfs in Mantle *notice that Neon from FNKI was looking at their food* Hey Neon
Neon: Hey guys! Uuuh is that fish casserole!? It's my favorite, my mom used to make it when i was still living with my parents *sniff, sniff* It even has the same smell! Oh man, can i have some?
Yang: Treat yourself, i'm done eating
Jaune: Same
Neon: Thank you so much! I just love the taste- Wait, that's not what i came here. Hey Jaune
Jaune: Yes?
Neon: Did you know that i'm half otter faunus?
Jaune: You are?
Neon: Yeah, like the otter, i like bite hard while fucking *doing bedroom eyes to Jaune*
Blake: *gasp* That's a stereotype!
Jaune: *not getting it* Uh i think that's to much information
Neon: *more sultry looks at Jaune* It isn't, TMI would be that i get so turned on when i'm called an animal slave
Blake: *longer gasp* That's racist!!
Neon: And only get worst when i'm in heat
Blake: *Now scandalized* We are not animals to be in heat!!!
Yang: *laughing* And that's 3 out of 3, you really know about Faunus
Blake: Y-you bitch!!
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Double Rainbow: Beholden II
Weiss: Are we... er?.. Interrupting.
Ilia (in a collar with a hanging leash): Cuddle time. As long as you don't interrupt that, you can come in.
Ruby: Jaune?
Jaune: *nervously looks about*
Jaune (still not looking at them): If you... called... ahead of time...
Weiss: How terribly gauche of us.
Ruby (faux haughty accent): Gauche.
Weiss: *puts her hand in the small of Ruby's back and guides her inside*
Jaune and ilia: *step apart*
Weiss: Terribly sorry for showing up unannounced.
Ruby: I'm not. Or I am? Not sure.
Jaune: *closes the door*
* * *
Jaune and Ilia: *sitting on the couch, cuddling*
Ruby and Weiss: *sit on the love seat*
Weiss: I see you two are occupied.
Weiss: *stands up*
Weiss: As apology, I will prepare us some coffee.
Ruby: 10 sug...
Weiss: *places her hand on Ruby's mouth to silence her*
Weiss: I know how Jaune likes his coffee.
Jaune: Black as my soul.
Ruby: *giggle*
Weiss: Ilia?
Ilia: Two cream, two sugar.
Weiss: Double-double it is.
* * *
Weiss: *places the platter on a nearby table, and begins fixing the drinks*
Weiss: So, is this how you, erm... spend your time?
ilia (sharply): Without going into the long and short of it.
Ilia (more calmly): It's relaxing.
Weiss: Is something the...
Ilia (sharply): You are Jaune's friend. That is good enough for me.
Weiss: Very... well...
Ruby (to Weiss): You sure?
Ilia: The only thing I am sure of is that I want to do whatever Jaune wants me to. If that means being polite to a nepo-baby in the Schnee Dust Company, then I will.
Weiss: *scoff*
Ruby: Because it doesn't sound like...
Ilia: Like I said, anything Jaune says is good enough for me. I would eat her out if he wanted me to.
Weiss: *radioactive blush*
Ilia: Besides, Blake also vouches for you, for what it's worth.
Ruby: For what it's worth?
Ilia: It's amazing how much I have changed. Being blindly in love with her seems like a lifetime away. So, how are you two doing?
Weiss: Fantastically.
Ruby: *dramatically stands up*
Ruby: She's finally admits it!
Weiss: Perhaps I was... insufferable during the folly of my youth.
Weiss: *smiles and looks at Jaune and Ilia*
Weiss: *develops a nervous look*
Ilia: Look, if you ignore the collar...
Ruby: And leash.
Ilia: Then all we are doing is cuddling.
Weiss: *pensive*
Weiss: Then... the leash?.. does it?..
Ilia: It's makes me feel owned.
Weiss (quickly): Of course.
Ruby: Like... married?
ilia: More fully.
Ruby: *nervous laugh*
Weiss: Pardon if we do not...
Ilia: Love the way you want to love. But let me do the same thing. That said, his hugs are enthralling. His headpats make me feel better than anything I've done before I met him.
Weiss: And that is the extent?..
Ilia: Oh, we do a LOT more. Not in front of company. Well, unless they don't mind.
Weiss: I would prefer to be left out of the ribaldry.
Ruby: We're doing more and more ourself. Not that Weissy is less Weissy about it.
Weiss: *clears her throat*
Ruby: So, Jaune, how are you?
Jaune (anxiously): Fine. Fine. You?
Ruby (nervously): Fine. Fine.
Weiss (sincerely): We have been quite lovely.
Weiss: *looks at Ruby*
Weiss: Though, I feel the quiet life is perhaps not best suited to her... eagerness. I feel we need to get out hunting again.
Jaune: *sits upright*
Jaune: Sure.
Ilia (hand on Jaune's chest): After I take care of something for him.
Weiss: It seems we interrupted a bit more than cuddling.
Ruby: We should invite Blake and Yang?
Ilia: Well, we'd better do it quickly, as I have no intention of waiting any longer than I have to.
Weiss: *beet red*
Ruby: She's really eager to go hunting.
Ilia: You could join us if you wanted to.
Weiss: *quickly but nervously stands up, still blushing radioactively*
Weiss (nervously): We - will contact - our counterparts - and - and - be in contact...
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