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RWBY Shipping Gradients - Double Rainbow

#rwby #double rainbow #jaune arc #ilia amitola

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RWBY Shipping Gradients - Knightlight

#rwby #knightlight #jaune arc #jessica cruz

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RWBY Shipping Gradients - Arkos

#rwby #arkos #jaune arc #pyrrha nikos

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RWBY Shipping Gradients - Dragonslayer

#rwby #dragonslayer #jaune arc #yang xiao long

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RWBY Shipping Gradients - Knightshade

#rwby #knightshade #jaune arc #blake belladonna

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RWBY Shipping Gradients - White Knight

#rwby #white knight #jaune arc #weiss schnee

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RWBY Shipping Gradients - Lancaster

#rwby #lancaster #jaune arc #ruby rose

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Nora: I never actually knew my mother. Other than weird flash backs before she abandoned me.

Jaune: *tries to speak, but words don't come out*

Nora: If I get you someone else's mother, will you still sign my paycheque?

Jaune: . . .

Yang: Who's mother?

Nora: You have a mother!

Yang: . . .

Ruby: Two!

Yang: Yeah, but she ran out on me.

Nora: She abandoned you, too! Just like me! It's perfect.

Yang: *thinking*

Weiss: I was going to ask what you are contemplating, but I would honestly rather not know.

Nora: What about yours?

Weiss: Pardon? My what?

Nora: Mother. Duh. *rolls her eyes*

Weiss: Are you suggesting - that my mother - and - this... debonaire chevalier would? *scoff*

Nora: As long as I still get paid.

Weiss: And that is your sole motivation?

Nora: Okay, yeah, sure. I mean, look at that *gestures to Jaune*

Weiss: *mild blush*

Nora: I've been wanting to get him laid since the Emerald Forest, and like, I mean. *gestures to Weiss*

Weiss: I don't follow.

Yang: You are barking up the wrong sapling.

Weiss: Pardon?

Yang: *raises her eyebrows twice*

Weiss: Because... my mother is a willow tree? I'd have bark? He's barking up my bark?

Nora: *nods her head* YES!

Blake: Who else's mother is going to do it?

Nora: Do you have a mother?

Blake: *turns black and then fades away*

Nora: Renny?

Lie Ren: There was the casserole mom.

Yang: You know what, I want to see it?

Weiss: You wish to see - Jaune? With this... what was the term?

Yang: MILF, but no. With my mom. I mean, Raven.

Weiss: That could imply you wish to see her get her comeuppance, or that you wish to actually observe the encounter.

Yang: Both?

Weiss: *scoff*

Yang: Not all of us are prissy little princesses. How I get revenge on my mother is up to me.

Weiss: Implying that my own revenge is up to me?

Yang: Yes.

Weiss: Even if I wanted to see my father... shamed?

Ren: We've honestly had worse ideas.

Weiss: That would bring down the wrath of the SDC.

Blake (from off screen): Been there. Done that. It's nothing compared to the force of my own conscience.

Yang: In all honesty, I kind of want to fight them. You know, to see what it's like?

Ruby: She's all fired up.

Yang: Then everyone is agreed.

Weiss: With what sort of foolishness?

Yang: We need to get Jaune to hook up with your mother.

Weiss: *SCOFF*

Nora: Well, someone's mom is going to fuck him.

Jaune: I'm not paying you to hook me up.

Nora: What do you pay me for? Right, smashing things.

Nora: *looks at Yang*

Nora: You know what? I kind of want to pick a fight with the SDC.

Yang: I know, right?

Weiss (sarcastically): And how exactly do you plan to accomplish this.

Yang (to Jaune): Can I borrow your scroll?

Jaune: *hands her his scroll*

Jaune: For what?

Yang: *types on the scroll too fast for her fingers to be seen*

* * *

Willow (looking at her scroll): Oh, well, well.

Nora: BWAHAHAHA! You think you have the mettle to challenge a true god?!

Jaune: Motherfucker- I SIGN YOUR PAYCHECK!

#weeping knight #jaune arc #willow schnee

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Jaune's Literal Angels: Hauntingly Beautiful I

Ghost of Pyrrha: It's not fair! Why can't I be the one to?..

Ghost of Penny: You do remember that we are dead, right?

Ghost of Pyrrha: I can change! I can be evil!

Ghost of Penny: *rolls her eyes*

Ghost of Pyrrha: I can haunt.

Ghost of Penny: *laughs*

Ghost of Pyrrha: *light glare*

Ghost of Penny: Boooooooooo - I'm sorry.

Ghost of Pyrrha: *light smile*

Ghost of Pyrrha: I mean... I could...

Ghost of Penny: Do you remember how many times you apologized to me?

Ghost of Pyrrha: ...I'm sorry...

Ghost of Penny: But, if you want to actually...

Ghost of Pyrrha: *rapt attention*

Ghost of Penny: You'll need to find a way to cheat death.

Ghost of Pyrrha: Or at least The Brothers. But *lovingly* it's amazing to see how much he's changed. Right now, his Aura...

Ghost of Penny: His Semblance! He could BOOST you. Us? You.

Ghost of Pyrrha: I promise.

Ghost of Penny: Just go an see him already.

Ghost of Pyrrha: You're sure?

Ghost of Penny: Please say salutations to Ruby.

Ghost of Pyrrha (smiling): Thank you.

* * *

Ghost of Pyrrha: *ties Jaune's boots into a knot*

Ghost of Pyrrha: *immediate regret, looks about nervously*

Ghost of Pyrrha: *unties and unlaces Jaune's boots*

* * *

Jaune: *goes to unlace his boots to put them on*

Jaune: Huh. Thank you?

Emerald: To who?

Jaune: *looks at Neo*

Neopolitan: *shrugs*

Jaune: Cin?

Cinder: That does sound nice.

Jaune: *questioning look*

Cinder: Does that sound like me?

Jaune: Good point. Then who did it?

Jaune: *looks around*

Jaune: What, a fairy?

Emerald: Maybe you have a ghost?

Neopolitan: *looks about nervously*

Jaune: A friendly ghost?

Ghost of Pyrrha (hauntingly): I'm sorry.

Jaune: *quickly looks around*

Cinder: You're hearing things.

Emerald: I'm pretty sure I heard it, too.

Cinder: You're hearing things.

Neopolitan: *walks up to Cinder, glaring up at her*

Cinder: I will admit you are rather adorable when you are angry.

Neopolitan: *kicks Cinder in the shin*

Cinder: *swipes a burning hand at Neo*

Jaune: *swats Cinder, causing her to fall onto her butt*

Jaune: Am I going to have to spank you two?

Neopolitan: *eager look*

Cinder: Promises.

Emerald: Might have better luck making them kiss and make up.

Cinder and Neopolitan: *glare at each other*

Jaune: Keep this up, and I might.

Cinder and Neopolitan: *give Jaune a nervous look*

* * *

*ghostly wail*

Ghost of Penny: What's the matter?

Ghost of Pyrrha: I can't do it!

Ghost of Penny: Perhaps you just need another approach?

Ghost of Pyrrha: And what would that be?

Ghost of Penny: In my research into hauntings, the most common sign is Aportation, where objects are moved overnight.

Ghost of Pyrrha: Oh! I can do that!

* * *

Jaune: *eyes open with a start*

Jaune: *pulls the covers down*

Jaune: Am I going to have to call Ghostbusters?

Cinder (beside him in bed): Why are we talking about movies?

Emerald (Jaune's other side): Or just someone who is especially spiritual.

Jaune: *sighs*

Jaune: I'll call Ren in the morning.

Cinder: What about you on the end?

Neopolitan (beside Emerald): *glare*

Cinder: No comment?

* * *

Ghost of Pyrrha: *picks up cinder's shoes and moves them*

* * *

Jaune: *walks down stairs, to see the house has been cleaned*

Jaune: Busy last night, Cin?

Cinder (sarcastically): Yes, that's what I did. I climbed out of our warm bed to - clean.

Jaune: Em?

Emerald: Same answer, less sarcasm.

Jaune: Neo?

Neopolitan: *glares at him*

@noneatnonedotcom

#jaune's literal angels #jaune arc #cinder fall #emerald sustrai #neopolitan #pyrrha nikos #penny polendina

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Just heard a great new phrase on the New Culture Forum:

American Yee-haw-ism.

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Jaune (holding Ruby's hand): So, your dream was hand-holding?

Ruby: Okay, well, yes, I tried to dream about other things, but honestly didn't know where to start.

Weiss: *perturbed look*

Yang: Something to say.

Weiss: I am trying to be less... confrontational about such things.

Yang: About sucking Jaune's cock?

Ruby: *gasp*

Weiss: *scoff *

Yang: I'm tired of dancing around it. One of you two is going to suck his cock.

Weiss: And if we did not?..

Yang: You are suddenly shy about rejecting Jaune? What happened to the ice queen instantly shutting him down?

Weiss: I have come to...

Yang: Uh-huh? And how is that working about for you?

Weiss: *blushing*

Yang: And sis?

Ruby: *hides in her hood*

Blake: *gives Jaune a curious look*

Jaune: *gives her a panicked look in reply*

Yang: That's it, VB. Pants off.

Jaune: *starts unbuckling his belt*

Weiss: *covers her eyes*

Yang: You COULD peek through your hands, or you could just let yourself see what you are so thirsty for.

Weiss: I was trying to give him privacy.

Yang: And, does he mind you seeing his raging-hard cock?

Weiss: *still hiding behind her hands*

Yang: His sword of Conan?

Weiss: His?..

Yang: By Crom.

Weiss (tepidly, still hiding behind her hands): Would you mind terribly if I?..

Jaune: Weiss?

Weiss: Yes?!

Jaune: Look.

Weiss: *drops her hands and stares in awe*

Yang: Rubes?

Ruby (hiding in her hood): I still have no idea what to?..

Yang: We all know that the hood doesn't stop you from seeing things.

Ruby: *throws her hood back and looks at Yang*

Ruby: My secret.

Yang: Considering he whipped it out, and you two can't do anything but stare, I'm going to saw the - cat is out of the bag.

Blake: *hiding in the shadows in the rafters, narrows her eyes at Yang*

Jaune: *holds out his hand to Weiss*

Weiss: *lets him take her hand*

Jaune: *quick tug pulls her into his arms*

Jaune: *moves her still trapped hand against his cock*

Weiss: *struggles to grasp the throbbing thing*

Jaune: *holds his hand out to Ruby*

Ruby: *slowly moves her hand towards his*

Ruby: What if I had a dirty dream about you? And what if we did everything in that dream? What if?

Jaune: I’m still listening.

#rwby #war of the roses #jaune arc #ruby rose #weiss schnee

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Whos your favorite orange character?

What is your favorite character who is orange in terms of physical appearance

@rwac96 @gorillageek27 @pugsbone @itashiro-hitsuchiha @tokufan400

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Post your favorite embodiment of evil and tag someone

@howlingday @pilot-boi @dicknouget @true-king-of-monsters @bssaz97 @dragonotaku-justineverything @darksaiyangoku @itsupermanti

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Yang: I wanted to make you feel like a million bucks. $10,000 isn't bad, though.

Jaune: Did you have to get involved?

Yang: I DID want to make you feel like a million bucks.

Jaune: Just don't tell me you're going to encourage Nora to...

Yang: Chill. Chill. I'm not in the mood to share you with every girl we...

Jaune: Share... me?..

Yang: *blushes*

Jaune: Oh, now you blush?

Yang: Oh, come on, let me have a little feminine mystique?

Jaune: Your outfit doesn't exactly hide your... mystique...

Yang (chiding): Jackass.

Jaune: The difference between clowns and me is that clowns get paid.

#rwby #albion #jaune arc #weiss schnee #yang xiao long

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White Knight: Supportive Girlfriend

Weiss: *pulls out her credit card*

Yang: Finally going for it, huh, Weiss Queen? Alright, Jauney, how much for them pants?

Weiss (blushing): I was not, in any way, implying that...

Yang: Too late, auction is already started.

Weiss: *opens mouth to retort, but cannot think of anything*

Jaune: I don't know? At least enough to buy another pair? Like, 20 Lien if we get it used. Say, double that?

Weiss (incensed): Have you no sense of your own worth?!

Yang: That's what we're trying to do here.

Nora: *nods her head in agreement*

Weiss (pondering): So, the value I ascribe to his trousers is in a way the value I ascribe to him as a person?

Weiss: *thinks it over*

Yang: Plus you get to see his trouser snake.

Weiss: *full body flush*

Jaune: I am wearing underwear.

Nora: You be quiet.

Jaune: *stunned*

Weiss: *pondering*

Weiss: $1,000 Lien.

Jaune: *stunned*

Yang: Like I said, too late to back out now.

Jaune: *unbuckles his pants*

Weiss: *tries to force herself to look away, but cannot*

Weiss: *slowly moves her head away, only to have both of Yang's hands appear on the side of her face to stop her*

Yang: Oh, no you don't. This is what you paid for.

Weiss (furtive): I merely purchased his trousers.

Yang (sardonic): Sure you did, Weiss Queen. Sure you did.

Jaune: *takes his trousers off*

Weiss: *staring at his underwear*

Nora: Isn't it amazing?

Jaune: This isn't the first time you've seen my in my underwear.

Nora: Still amazing.

Yang: So, how much for the boxers?

Jaune: Uh?..

Weiss: T-two thousand!

Yang: DAAAAMN! She's outbidding herself.

Weiss: I am doing nothing of the sort!

Nora: Then who else is bidding?

Weiss: *white with shock while having a full body blush*

Jaune: *hands in his waistband*

Jaune: Alright, but you guys better not laugh.

Jaune: *pulls down his boxers*

Nora: Not going to be a problem.

Yang: HOT DAAAAAMN! How much to let Weiss suck on it?

Weiss: T-Three thousand!

Jaune: The difference between clowns and me is that clowns get paid.

#rwby #white knight #jaune arc #weiss schnee

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Yang: Weiss cream?

Weiss: *accusing look*

Yang: I have a business proposal for you.

Weiss: Why do I doubt that this involves a legitimate business?

Yang: You mean I'm making it up, or that it's... a little shady?

Weiss: Either is a viable answer at the moment. Given your last visit to Junior's bar.

Yang: I am offering you a chance to invest in yourself.

Weiss: . . .

Weiss: If anyone else made that proposal, I would instantly disbelieve it?

Yang: And?..

Weiss: I am afraid that I believe you believe that you are making a genuine proposal.

Yang: Meaning?

Weiss: I am listening.

Yang: Did you want to know if he's a half-inch or foot?

Weiss: *perturbed look*

Yang: *smile*

Weiss: *miffed look*

Yang: *smile*

Weiss: I cannot believe I am considering this. And what - exactly - would the cost of this be?

Yang: Cover enough dates until I can get into Jaune's pants.

Weiss: *vexatious contemplation*

Weiss: That is a surprisingly low cost for what it will achieve. In fact, if we put aside personal interest for the moment and focus on team solidarity, it would indeed count as an investment.

Yang: Meaning...

Weiss: I will require itemized receipts, and photographic evidence.

Yang: Pictures? That's easy enough.

Weiss: Oh, no, I said photographic evidence.

Yang: How is that?..

Weiss: Photograph, yes, proper alignment, with clear, straight, and unobstructed rule as a reference.

Yang: *processing*

Yang: Take a picture with a ruler. Got it.

* * *

Weiss: *staring at her scroll*

Weiss: *wants to put the picture down, but cannot.

* * *

Jaune: *laying in bed between Yang and Ruby*

Yang: Honestly, kind of surprised you agreed to it.

Ruby: You said you weren't a... you know?

Jaune: Weiss was not the one I fucked.

Ruby: Does that really make that much difference?

Jaune: She's not paying to have sex with me, she just covered our dates.

Yang: So, if I paid for the dates, would you fuck Weiss?

Jaune: . . .

Ruby: That makes sense.

Yang: Alright, since Weiss was the one that payed for the dates, would you fuck her?

Jaune: *deep breath*

Jaune: She's not paying me. She's just paying for the date. And she's not exactly hard up for money.

Ruby: But what if she was paying you?

Yang: Imagine how many stacks a girl like that could drop?

Jaune: *deep breath*

Jaune: No.

Yang: What about a sugar mama?

Jaune: . . .

Jaune: Wouldn't she have to be older than me?

Yang: What about her sister?

Jaune: Now we're getting really off topic.

Ruby: Does that mean you don't?

Jaune: I only met her once.

Ruby: And?

Jaune: She seems... cold.

Yang: And you don't want to warm her up?

Jaune: . . .

Jaune: *sits up*

Jaune: I think I need to do something about that mouth of yours.

Yang: *twists her arm behind her back*

Yang: Twist my arm, why don't you?

Jaune: *glare*

Yang: I'm serious. Maybe some spanking?

Jaune: And this is what's called the fatal half inch.

Weiss: Was that your nickname at your old school?

Jaune: Actually, my nickname was the fatal foot.

Weiss: ...I have regrets.

#rwby #sunlit knight #jaune arc #ruby rose #yang xiao long

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Double Rainbow: The Purchase IV

Ilia stepped out of JNPR's dorm room. She was wearing a skintight halter, along with skintight yoga pants. She was told to pick something easy to move around it. She figured it was some kind of fetish play, but that was hardly the worst thing that could happen to her. She would rather suck his cock than the majority of the ones in the world, nevermind dying in the SDC mines, or being tortured by some sick freak. Even if she was a lesbian, there were far worse fates than being his plaything. It might just be the lack of love, affection, or a home for the past years, but his affection almost felt good. At least the hugs and headpats did.

* * *

Ilia: *stares at the sign of a sword crossed with a rifle*

* * *

Ilia: *walks into the shop, only to see Weiss there with Jaune*

Ilia: *silently walks up*

Weiss: *turns her head towards her*

Jaune: *turns around and gives her a warm smile*

Weiss: Jaune has told me that you were... militarily active in an unofficial capacity. I, at first, did not want to get involved, until he informed me that my arming you would be less morally dubious than my original purchase. Sometimes I despise having moral consistency.

Ilia: *complete unable to understand what was happening*

Jaune: We want to get your weapon back.

Well Dressed Man: It is no secret that Huntsmen have their weapons custom-built.

Ilia: . . .

Well Dress Man: So, who would buy a Huntsman's weapon at auction?

Ilia: I'm not a Huntsman.

Well Dress Man: Cute. But I'm not impressed. Given your status as a slave, your moral concerns are none of my business. As you have received your punishment, and it can only get worse. Next time you might not find a master who would seek to reclaim your lost possession. Now, if you could, describe it for me?

* * *

Jaune: Even if he finds it, is the guy going to sell it?

Weiss: The dark secret about auctions is that they never finish. The rich are rich because they want to be.

Jaune: Meaning?

Ilia: Everything has a price.

Weiss: Precisely.

Ilia: Even someone's life.

Weiss: ...unfortunately...

Ilia: I was apparently a bargain.

Jaune: Because I'm not looking at you as an investment.

Weiss and Ilia: *stop in their tracks*

Jaune: *turns around*

Jaune: Investment implies I intend to sell you. You're everything I want.

Weiss: In a girlfriend?

Ilia: In a slave.

Jaune: Uh... not touching that.

Weiss: Which is it?

Jaune: *nervously turns around*

* * *

Jaune: *sits on his bed and sighs*

Ilia: *kneels in front of him*

Nora: Does she have to?..

Jaune: Apparently.

Ren: Is arming her especially wise?

Jaune: It's like I can feel her Aura trying to jump out of her body.

Ren: So, you wish to train her?

Nora: Body guard concubine?!

Pyrrha (internally): If she becomes his concubine, then the position of wife will be open.

Pyrrha: I'll help.

* * *

Ilia: *strikes at Jaune with her Thunder Lash*

Jaune: *blocks with his shield*

Pyrrha: You hit his shield again.

Ilia: Isn't that the whole point of shields?

Pyrrha: You are striking with your muscles.

Ilia: . . .

Pyrrha: And between you and him, who's muscles are bigger?

Ilia: . . .

Ilia: *blushes*

Pyrrha: *blushes*

Pyrrha: *shakes her head*

Pyrrha: So, don't attack with muscles, attack with Aura.

Ilia: I don't know what that is.

Pyrrha: Strike with spirit. Strike out with your soul.

Jaune: Lash out with your soul?

Yang: *heard snickering in the background*

Pyrrha: Precisely.

* * *

Ilia's Workout Clothes: *floating in the air*

Nora: It's a ghost!

Pyrrha: I'm sorry.

Ilia: I'm not a ghost.

Nora: That's just what a ghost would say.

Ilia: I think that's more BOOOOOOOOOOOOO.

Nora: See? She - admits - it!

Jaune: Nora, it's Ilia.

Nora: Oh - my - gods! Ilia died? She was so adorable. Jaune was so happy with her.

Ilia: I - am - not - dead!

Jaune: Well, this way I can get ghost blowjobs.

Ilia's Clothes: *kneels on the ground in front of him*

Jaune: I was joking.

Ilia: . . .

Jaune: *reaches down to cup her face*

Jaune: I love looking into your eyes.

Jaune (looking at Nora): Ilia's not dead, she's just invisible.

Nora: Then why can I see her clothes?

Ilia: Because I'm a chameleon. Clothes don't change colour just because a chameleon is wearing them.

Nora: Why not?

Jaune (looking down at Ilia): Maybe you should stand up.'

Ilia's Clothes: *stands up*

Pyrrha: The first semblance of her Semblance.

Yang: *heard snickering in the background*

#rwby #double rainbow #jaune arc #ilia amitola