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Some whiterose sketches for lesbians visibility day (?)
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Weiss: 'Being flatter than a board' is NOT valid grounds for irreconcilable differences-
Jaune: Smile! *Camera flash*
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muah
#rwby#rwby fanart#greenlight rwby volume 10#weiss schnee#ruby rose#whiterose#just had a mental breakdown#for like 2 and a half hours#erm anyways
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Demon Ruby and angel Weiss 😈😇
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Weiss Schnee headcanons v10!
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Weiss: Are you sure we aren't going to get lost?
Jaune: Don't worry, I know this trail like I know Ruby's back.
RWBY: ...
Yang: What do you mean by that, Jaune?
Jaune: Umm.
Yang: ANSWER ME!
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Pyrrha’s birthday
RWBYJNOR: Happy birthday, Pyrrha! 🥳
Weiss: We found that particular Atlasian chocolate you liked! 🍫
Pyrrha: Oh, you should’ve have! Where did you even find it? I thought it was out of production!
Ruby: We also got you a new cleaning kit for your spear!
Pyrrha: Thank you so much! I love it!
Ren: *sets a big wok full of spicy mistrali noodles on the table*
Pyrrha: Oh my goodness, my favorite dinner! How did you know? 😋
Nora: Here you go, Pyr!
Pyrrha: *tearing wrapping paper* It’s a jersey for the Argus Raptors! Thank you so much, Nora! And it’s just my size! 😃
Jaune: *hugs Pyrrha around her shoulder and kisses her hair* Happy birthday, Pyr! 😘
Jaune: *whispers in her ear* I’m wearing the thing under my clothes and I’ll do that thing you like later tonight when we’re alone!
Pyrrha: Best birthday ever! 😁
#rwby#jaune arc#pyrrha nikos#lie ren#nora valkyrie#Ruby rose#Weiss Schnee#arkos#jaune x pyrrha#jaune arc x pyrrha nikos#I bc Pyrrha likes spicy food#I also hc that Pyrrha is a sports fan
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https://twitter.com/brokebackboys/status/1783011823845097597?t=0n-Ms77i302tkrM1JrMILw&s=19
LOL THIS REMINDED ME OF YOU
lswafjlksjfsj- problem is I tend to fiddle with hands even without rings
#weiss schnee#monochrome#blake belladonna#rwby#checkmating#coldglareshares#blake x weiss#weiss x blake#monochrome rwby#checkmate#checkmate rwby#idek#idunno#for real real#true story
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White Knight EndGame be like:
Weiss would be lying on the bed blushing with bite marks on her body and with messy hair looking towards Jaune with a smile on her face and an expression of pleasure.
Weiss: Last night you were... Unhinged, You were like some desperate, Howling demon! You frightened me...
Jaune would be listening to that with a flushed face as he held two plates of breakfast for both of them, She would look at him now with a mischievous expression on her face.
Weiss: Do it again tonight~
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Jaune and Nicholas were fishing until Nicholas would catch a huge fish and Jaune would pull out the camera and he would have a big smile on his face.
Jaune: Alright now, Let's see. Look at the camera and say ''I got that fish!''
Nicholas: I got that muther fucking fish!!
Jaune laughed at what his son was saying but another thought came to his mind ''I'm going to kill Yang for teaching him to say that''
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Weiss and Ruby would be together drinking coffee until a thought came into Ruby's head and then she would turn to Weiss and ask.
Ruby: Hey what do you do when jaune comes back from a stressful day at work?
Weiss: Oh that's almost no problem I discovered the perfect way to calm and relax him
Ruby: So, what you do?
The scene would cut to Jaune lying in bed with a smile on his face and around him there would be several plush sea animals.
Jaune: That's life~
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Weiss: Emergency! You’re my boyfriend.
Jaune: Well I might be a bit rusty. Might have to look at a manual.
Weiss: You’re not actually my boyfriend.
Jaune: That was fast. What a rollercoaster of emotions this has been. Oh well.
Weiss: But I do need a boyfriend really quickly.
Jaune: I hope you’re much nicer to this one.
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#rwby#blake belladonna#yang xiao long#bumbleby#bmblb#ruby rose#bumblby#weiss schnee#greenlight volume 10
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Arc prank at its fines
Where in vacuo as we see Ruby, Nora and Weiss hanging out and then jaune walks up to them.
Jaune: Ruby I have a present.
Ruby: Dope what is it?
Jaune: *Hands her a potato.* here
Ruby: *holding the potato* oh oh what?
Jaune: *waves and leaves them* bye
Ruby: *worried* oh no guys he did it again!
Nora: Monty oum what is it this time?
Ruby: he gave me a potato.
Nora: *Confused* why did he give you a potato?
Ruby: *more worried* would I be this close to tears if I knew? I mean had it bin somewhere? Did he do something to it?
Weiss: everyone calm down he’s thrown random clownery at us before we can figure this out. We just need to thing about this rationally.
Nora: for jaune?
Weiss: That’s a good point. we need to think himbosexually.
Ruby: *Looking at the potato.* guys I’m getting really hungry.
Nora: no just just just drop it
Ruby: Are you psychotic? What if it explodes?
Nora: why would it explode?
Ruby: *A bit scared* why wouldn’t it explode
Nora: *very confused* I don’t know!
Ruby: *shakes the potato* Then what good are you to me!
Weiss: He’s not evil he wouldn’t try to kill us.
Ruby: *Tears forming in her eyes.* you don’t know that.
Weiss: Another good point. Why must every male friend I have be some version of a dick.
Ruby: *Panicking.* Guys are my hands sweaty or was this potato always this wet.
Nora: Oh gods! It’s wet now
Ruby: Maybe it was always wet! I don’t know!
Weiss: good bi gods in heaven. You don’t think he?
Ruby: don’t say it whatever your opinion is I don’t want to know it.
Nora: *Faning her self.* guys I can do this. I I gotta go.
Ruby: Nora don’t you leave me here with the suspicious vegetable!
Nora: *Backing away quickly.* I love you guys I’m sorry.
Ruby: your straight inside Nora it would never work!
Nora:*Flips Ruby the finger.* fuck off!
Weiss: it’s alright Ruby I won’t abandon you.
Ruby: weiss this the fourth most terrifying potato I’ve ever held.
Weiss: *Confused* I can’t even begin to understand what that means
Ruby: Warm!!! Why is it warm now!!!
Weiss: *Backs away form Ruby.* I’ll always remember you Ruby.
Ruby: *chases after Weiss.* Weiss get your flat chested ass back here. This was not on my mod board for 2024!
Jaune: *Watching from a distance.*sometimes they do it to themselves.
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Ruby: Ugh... How do you guys wear those things? You can't even run properly in them!
Pyrrha: Not at all! It took some practice, but I've ran miles in these.
Weiss: Mine are useful for combat, climbing, and style. Plus, I think I look cute in heels.
Neo: (Signs) "I just like mine because they make me feel tall."
Ruby: ...Tall, huh?
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Ruby: Hey, Jaune~! Notice anything?
Jaune: Uh...
Ruby: WHOASHIT! (Falls over)
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One rare lazy day in Vacuo
Yang: *Bored out of her skull, reading a "Teen" magazine*
Weiss: *Enjoying her simple healthy breakfast salad*
Ruby: *Enjoying her not-so-healthy breakfast cereal*
Blake: *Catching up on her "literature"*
Yang: *Perks up on reading a topic* "Just how gay are you and your partner? Take this simple test and find out!"
Weiss: Please no, I just want to finish breakfast.
Yang: *Ignoring her, turning to Blake* Wanna take this test with me, Blakey?
Blake: *Closing her book, raising a skeptical eyebrow* You do know we have no need for such a test, right?
Yang: We don't?
Blake: We don't. And I can prove it. *Puts away her book and stands up* Stand up.
Yang: *Already standing, curious* Okay...
Blake: *Walks over, standing close to Yang, their height difference evident as she looks up at the blonde* Now, on your knees.
Yang: *Wide-eyed in shock* Uhm, wha-what?!
Blake: *Touches Yang's jawline* On. Your. Knees.
Yang: *Knees buckle, thudding on the floor* Okay...
Blake: *Now looking down at the blonde, eyes bright in delight and with a wicked grin* And that, my dear girl, that is how gay you are. Understood?
Yang: *In need of clean underwear* Yes, ma'am.
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Weiss: *In despair as she holds her hands in her head* I just want one, ONE, simple morning without my breakfast being ruined.
Ruby: *Still shoveling her cereal* Meh, I'm over it.
Weiss: Ugh... I should go join JNPER (Jaune, Nora, Oscar, Emerald, Ren). Surely they're... normal compared to whatever these two are doing all day.
Ruby: Probably best if you didn't.
Weiss: Pray tell, why?
Ruby: Oscar, and by extension Ozpin, is mostly busy with Theodore and other high-ranking huntsfolk for whatever business is most pressing but the rest... *Slightly cringes as she weighs whether or not she should tell*
Weiss: Ruby. Tell. Me!
Ruby: *Sighs, shrugs and spills the proverbial beans* They're probably banging right about now.
Weiss: ...
Ruby: Yeah... after our return from the Ever After there was this whole thing where Ren and Nora wanted- Needed more like- to reconnect and reconcile with Jaune. Emerald was just desperate looking for a place to belong. Anyway, long story short, they're likely banging right now.
Weiss: *Thudding her head on the table* My fucking friend group is a Gods damned mess!
Ruby: I'm still traumatized from walking in on them, but you don't hear me complain. Nora's way more flexible than you'd expect.
Weiss: *Whinging into the table surface* UUUUUGH...
#rwby#rwby shitpost#yang xiao long#weiss schnee#ruby rose#blake belladonna#bumbleby#jaune arc#lie ren#nora valkyrie#emerald sustrai#poly shenanigans
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