#aph tonga

[ask-aph-tonga]

"Ah, it appears my new goat is still gone unnamed...does anyone possibly have any name suggestions? Usually I don't struggle as much as but then again I've never had to name something that constantly eats my washing."

#tonga talks #ask aph tonga #aph tonga

[questioned-quetzalcoatl]

Here's a good one for you >:3

1930's con artist couple Au, with either Kainga x James or Owain. Go wild girl <3

I mean who doesn't love a good harem if you wanna include that tooooooo

'Fool's Gambit'

Rating: T

Pairings: New Zealand/Tonga (Hetalia) Wales/Tonga (IMPLIED MMH)

Variation: 1930s Con artist AU

AN: Curse you Willow and giving me such great ideas ;u;// Also I needed an excuse to have a more fem leaning Kai in a fic, it's a must, it's a need cause they can rock a sexy dress with sexy confidence to seduce their Kiwi dadd- I mean what. This was a joy to write <3

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They're a delight to watch as ever, prettiest little flapper he ever did see, boyish in figure and yet James still finds himself watching their hips as the Tongan sauntered towards him. A gloved, slender hand sliding from his chest up his neck to around the back of his head would make any man with good taste drop their glass of over priced champagne when they approached.

As if close contact wasn't enough for either of them as James couldn't help slide his rough hands down their hips. The curve had almost been imprinted into his muscle memory, Kainga could feel it against their tight crimson satin dress, a color to match the lipstick they wore. Suspiciously the same color of the lipstick stains on James's collar.

He knew when to stop going lower down their thighs, feeling the hand gun nicked away under the helm of their lingerie and pantyhose. Kainga smirked seductively at him and took off his hand from their waist almost teasingly. "A Sir Owain Marc, will see you now, James."

It's not more than a whisper, a message, an invite. Felt like just for him in that sugared sweet voice that called to him.

Another party, another house brimming with rich foolish men who drank too much and another victim in their little game of conning anyone stupid enough to take part. Kainga will play dumb, act like they're an oblivious piece of eye candy to draw in those who wished to play, something to sweeten the deal if their customer was unsure. There weren’t many who couldn’t be swayed by a kiss from a pretty little lady now. 

James's sharp eyes shot from Kainga's red lips to a man standing across the room from them, through the dense crowd he spotted his victim like a predator through the shrub. Kainga's tender fingers slid down James's tie, slipping them from under his tie, an alluring look and they were leading him along to follow them back over to the unsuspecting Welshman. Their aura of seductive femininity, James almost couldn't wait until the night was over so he could have them all to himself. By this time, they'd been spotted.

"Evening Welshie, can I call you that?" James doesn't wait from an answer from the brunette Welshman, whiskily stealing another flute of champagne from a waiter just passing by. He gave him an imploring look before speaking again. “A man of your standing needs some extra security, does he not?”

At the nod, a shark like grin splits the New Zealander’s lips, a glint in his eyes that the gormless Welshman didn’t notice or lacked the ability to process. Even better, by James’s standing. 

“Me company offers a secure money holding office, with high security at all times. We’ve had reports of con artists in banks just fleeing people of their money and it just breaks my heart to see peoples hard earned cash stolen from them.”

“Well- when ya put it like that, I 'ave been worried that some of me finances have been taken without permission these past few months…”

They picked a good one this time, James leaning back and watching the flapper as the man opposite continued to babble on about some worries the Kiwi, frankly, cared nothing for. While his partner in crime slandered around the back of the Tycoon, brushing against him as anyone would to get through a tough ground. Owain didn't even recognize them from past affairs regarding going to the extremes for this kind of work. He also didn't seem to notice that his wallet had been smoothly plucked from the back of his suit pants pocket.

“How soon would I be able to transfer the money to you, Mr…?”

"Hunter. James Hunter." His mouth was already growing bored with this one, his eyes trailing off back to that red satin dress in the crowd. The wallet was in with the gun, flashing him a quick exposed thigh in lingerie before brushing their dress back and disappearing, leaving him with bedroom eyes to meet them back around. James's eyes shot back to Owain, which clearly unnerved the man a little. His smirk was too charming not to be untrustworthy however. “And whenever yer ready, I could even take some now if ya had it to hand.”

The Welsh Tycoon gives him a safe full of cash, a handshake shared and a quip about how business had been a pleasure, the Kiwi leaving with his tantalizing associate at the hip, which such a little fuss it was as if nobody had noticed them arrive or leave from the dinner party.

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The lamp on their bedside table flickered before dousing the room in a warm, ravishing light against the darkness

His kisses upon their neck and shoulders are distracting as they count the seemingly endless wads of money, patience never being James’s strong point after another successful job, hands running up her thighs, puling her dress up and off in one smooth sweep. He grunted, allowing himself to enjoy them all to himself for the night once again, truly his favorite part other than laundering riches.

“How much richer are we, darlin’?” He reathes in Kainga’s ear, hands exploring their mostly bare, soft body, teasing them as they moved and slipped between their thighs and finally got to those undergarments they'd teased him with. They softly moaned, oh they were in trouble now.

Kainga barely has time to gasp out they’d conned Marc and Kirkland bros Industries out of near two thousand dollars before they're on their back, his lips on theirs and the sound of clothes before torn off.

They'd truly played off their Fool's Gambit.

#hetalia #aph tonga #aph new zealand #aph #zeaonga #fanfiction #fanfic #fic: fools gambit #hetalia fanfiction #kwitchly #fic request #hugghh i love these babes smmm #forgot how much i loved them #aph wales #implied walestonga

[asknzmate]

WHAT DO YOU DO TO PASS TIME?

"...n' THAT, mate, is good fun."

@asktheoutbackhimbo // @ask-aph-tonga

#asknzmate #aph new zealand #aph #hws new zealand #aph australia #aph tonga #ask #new zealand #nz #aotearoa #hws australia #hws tonga #hetalia #axis powers hetalia #ask blog #hetalia ask blog #anon

[jackaroo-06]

A ref and some doodles for my lovely @questioned-quetzalcoatl of @ask-aph-tonga

After ages I can finally draw this little cutie because they are baby. They're not the best as I'm trying to get out of an art slump and have lost all sense of art style. Take some Kai-boob anyways 🫶

#aph tonga #my art #questioned quetzalcoatl #quez #ask-aph-tonga #aph #hetalia #tonga #ref sheet #hws tonga

[starpoweredtelevision]

🫂 - Ask game!!

🫂-A Friendship Headcanon!!

Jett is VERY passionate with his friends, though he only has a few best friends, one being Kainga(@ask-aph-tonga )

They have a TON in common, practically twinning in style. Jett loves to bake with them, often having tea time and picnics together without the bother of a certain rambunctious kiwi. They gossip with one another, share tips, and do affectionate platonic gestures together. You could ask Jett if he knows them, and Jett WILL ramble on and on about them!

#aph australia #hws australia #hetalia #hetalia australia #aph tonga #hws tonga #hetalia tonga

[askzeethekiwi]

I'm stealing a couple of your sheep because your dick-for-brains brother keeps shaving mullets and putting sunglasses on mine.

#aph new zealand #hws new zealand #hetalia new zealand #hetalia #aph tonga #hws tonga #hetalia tonga #HE HAS TOO MANY//OOC

[apersonwholikeslotus]

reminiscing about an rp I had with this person from New Zealand, who rp-ed you guessed it New Zealand. They had Tonga and Samoa oc's, and their running gimmick was fighting over who was older.

It eventually in the rp was revealed they were actually twins, (Samoa was older by a few min tho so take that :) ). It was literally my favorite thing holy Gauc I loved them so much I got to rp my Kingdom of Hawaii oc a lot it was great.

#I did state Hawaii a fair amount too #she called Samoa and Tonga aunt and uncle #it was super cute can't even lie #there was also a bunch of other Poly islands #I can only remember doing Samoa Tonga K. Hawaii and Fiji tho #Australia was an asshole in the rp tho holy- #aph new zealand #hws new zealand #aph samoa #hws samoa #aph tonga #hws tonga #aph kingdom of hawaii #hws kingdom of hawaii

[recviem-art]

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#black and white #monochrome #noir et blanc #aph tonga #urban architecture #urbanjungle

[asktheoutbackbabe]

Hey Aussie? What do you do during Tonga and NZ's quarrels?

"Oh their fights? Mhh. That's a good question. Well sometimes I step in. You'll be rather surprised at how well Kainga can throw a punch. I blame Aliti(not really). James really gets his ass handed to him by them. Other times? I watch. Cause bestie support. Then we go out for ice cream without James. Though after I do tend to most of that kiwi idiot's wounds!"

#aph australia #hws australia #hetalia australia #hetalia #aph new zealand #hws new zealand #aph tonga #hws tonga

[lolomatribe]

Etsy listing available in my shop

Check out this custom Loloma Tribe - TONGA - tank top in my Etsy shop https://www.etsy.com/nz/listing/1389347983/loloma-tribe-tonga-unisex-stonewash-tank

Various colours available ✔️

Various sizes available ✔️

TONGA ✔️

#lolomatribe #aph tonga #tongan #tonga loa #tama tonga #tank top #etsylove #etsyshop #custom #loloma means love #pacific island #tribal designs

[hetaliablogdirectory]

Active Ask Blogs

Some of these were on prior lists but others i know are really nice blogs active and I decided to include them:

For those I added let me know if you want to be removed and for those not on the list let me know if you wanted to be added.

I run an ask blog and know it can be difficult to get traffic on mine and they can be a lot of work to run! so check these ones out and send some asks!

If you want to be added please let me know what the ask blog is called if it has been updated within the past year.

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@hws-ask-poland 🇵🇱

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@idiot-dads-askblog 🇫🇮🇸🇪

@more-than-hiking-buddies-askblog 🇳🇴🇳🇿

@sinocore 🇨🇳 and regions etc.

#hetalia #hetalia blog directory #hetalia fandom #aph #hws #ask blogs

[ask-aph-tonga]

Oh I love stamps as well! Fellow stamp collector here, what's your favorite stamp from your country?

"Someone with great taste I see eh? Pleasure to meet another stamp collector nonny!"

"Oh my favorite Tongan stamp? Ah there's so many to choose from, since mail is one of our main forms of communication across the islands. But I'd have to say it's these ones."

"A limited edition four piece from 2003 titled 'Year of the Sheep', aren't they just darling? I have the whole collection, they're very dear to me and remind me of my own flock. Plus, I just love adorable fluffy sheep, Ꮚ≚ꈊ≚Ꮚ Baa~"

#ask aph tonga #aph tonga #sheep #farmlife #aesthetic #answered ask #anon #aph #hetalia #postage stamps #postage #postal service

[questioned-quetzalcoatl]

WRITING IDEA FOR UUUU BABY <333

Zeaonga drabble with Kainga being a suffering art student like the poor bby they are, with the task of painting an anatomy piece. Unfortunately, James seems far too willing to help out ;) PAINT HIM LIKE ONE OF YOUR FRENCH GIRLS-

'Brushstrokes'

Rating: T

Pairings: New Zealand/Tonga (Hetalia)

Variation: University/Student AU

AN: My urges to make this smutty were chained up like a dog outside of Ikea, still it has (though poor) Nsfw descriptions. But this sounded like such a fun prompt I couldn't resist, and James just walking around butt naked in their flat is cause for much hilarity.

I don't know how to describe male anatomy, either, so this should be fun. Paint him like one of your french girls Kai 💅

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"For gods sake, can you not sit still for five minutes?"

Came out as more of a desperate plea then might've originally hoped. Mainly because it forces the shift of their eyes back to the completely bare-ass naked man laid across his couch on his side like he was posing for some Renaissance piece.

He even brought grapes and everything like some Roman emperor.

“Are yer sure ya don’t like me and yer not a pervert because, ya could have asked anyone to do this." 

They supposed they'd half expected him to just dodge the question, cocking an eyebrow at him instead. "I did ask." They insisted first, taking another stroke of their brush across the canvas to look away from the growing smirk on the others face, "...and everyone else was busy. I'm no social butterfly, trust me when I say you were my last option. No matter how much you begged."

"Fat chance Kai-boob, I bet yer just wanted to see me naked~"

Kainga furrowed their brows in an attempt to block out his voice, their eyes trailing his body for each tone, dip, sharp and rugged curve, it only now dawned on them how perfect of a model they'd chosen. They'd seen his body time and time before, the man walked around severely lacking a shirt half the time, now they felt like they were in some badly shot porno with one of the University's top rugby players. Their glasses slipped a little.

"On your couch nonetheles-"

"James if you don't shut up and stay still I'll pour paint water down your throat." God why did he have to be so hot?!

Trying to avert their eyes from going lower and lower down the body of the man who was built like an actual god, Kainga continued their rough starter of an outline with the basic shapes and pose they wanted. Their face scrunched up, deciding if they were pleased with any of it. Though with how wriggly their subject was being, they decided on just keeping it.

"Almost done over there Da Vinci? I wanna see it!" James shifted himself into the smugest way possible as Kainga peered back around the canvas on their axel, unashamedly, the other's ego seemed to bloom as he finally caught Kainga's eyes right on his exposed crotch. How does that thing fit in his pants?

"Are you kidding me?! I just started, it's been 10 minutes."

"Well how long does it normally take?!"

"Longer if you keep moving!" They snapped and threw a paintbrush half heartedly at his face. Causing James to try and block it, poorly.

"Well however long it takes I bet it's going to be a masterpiece."

Kainga blushed a little at his sentiment, as if he was actually complementing their skills in the medium of art. About to ask if he really meant it for a heartfelt moment that would ultimately end up with them both on the floor, naked, covered in paint and making out in the heat of it al-

He probably meant a 'masterpiece' because he, James, was the focus. And that he did mean.

Surprisingly, James was quiet for a couple of minutes. Probably just to admire himself like this, but Kainga had a little more progress completed. They'd given up on trying to be dainty with not looking too much at his body, they couldn't help themselves at this point. The pink on their face indicated that like a positive pH test.

And oh, James noticed alright. He loved it, loved the feeling of being quietly admired by them in their flustered state. He just knew.

"Enjoying yourself there sugar?~"

"Not as much as I'm going to enjoy shrinking your dick down in the rough sketch."

"W-what?!" Suddenly James was up like the alarm sirens for 'Someone thinks you have a small dick' alert was going off. "Kai that's just cruel! Everyone needs t' see this masterpiece of genetics in all it’s glory.”

"If I keep it full size it'll be distracting from the rest of it." They retorted with a smirk, oh the power they held within that paintbrush was enough to send the Kiwi on their couch into hysterics like a primate. Finally they chuckled with how red James had gotten. “...Well, you’re always free to use it to convince me otherwise~”

#hetalia #aph tonga #aph new zealand #aph #hws tonga #fanfiction #zeaonga #fic: brushstrokes #anyways we all know they totally banged afterwards #fanfic #fic request

[operationdrawacircle]

@questioned-quetzalcoatl is Tongan and writes about Oceania with an ask blog (@/ask-aph-tonga)

Added! Thank you :)

#mod y

[aphtonio]

wanted to show some of my hc heights and bodytypes for characters in a server so i made this! bali design is @aphpru s

#hetalia #aph new zealand #aph australia #aph bali #aph tonga #hetalia ocs #tomarto

[rein-ette]

hahaha sorry I had to follow up because this is something that interests me so much. Do you distinguish their views on Arthur from his other siblings? For example, are there countries that feel more closely related to Wales and Scotland than to England? Also, where does Tonga fit into these categories (do they have their own since they were never formally colonized and instead signed a Treaty of Friendship?)? And what about the colonies that weren't populated by British citizens like Guyana, do they fall into the categories of the countries that populated them, in this case India?

Tough questions but fascinating ones! I had to do some sleuthing on Wikipedia to answer these with reference to the specific countries you mentioned, but hopefully this is what you’re looking for!

Do you distinguish their views on Arthur from his other siblings? For example, are there countries that feel more closely related to Wales and Scotland than to England?

I’m not sure there are countries that identify more with Scot and Wales than England speaking, since Welsh and Scottish immigration within the Empire was mostly in confined to certain enclaves of larger countries. Examples are the Maritimes of Canada (Nova Scotia, Labrador), various parts of the US, NZ and Australia (formerly New South Wales). But certainly there’s deep feelings of kinship there. Scot’s brusque personality and temper might have gotten in the way a bit of bonding at first, but he’s a softie on the inside and Wales is just, like, soft in general :,) Outside of the Anglosphere, however, I don’t think Scot and Wales developed much of a bond with the colonies. This is somewhat the result of their personalities -- Arthur is a very outward looking character, and his lonely and violent childhood and ongoing problems with Europe means he feels most comfortable on the seas and away, whereas I think Scot and Wales prefer to be with their land and their people, respectively. However, it’s probably also the result of deliberate planning on Arthur’s part: centralization of power is absolutely crucial to the survival of an Empire, as Arthur surely understood, so he would want colonies to feel loyalty only to him.

At the same time though, empires are hard work to maintain, so Scot and Wales probably still travelled frequently gathering intelligence, solving problems, signing agreements, and pruning officials abroad as necessary. That is to say, they held a position of power in the English household, probably second only to Arthur (and maybe Matthew later on, but that’s another thing). So they certainly would have interacted with much of the British empire. Still, I don’t think there was doubt in any colonies’ mind who really had the final say in the empire. Interestingly, there’s a not-insignificant population of Scots in Argentina, Chile, Brazil, parts of Britain’s “Informal Empire”, which makes me think Arthur might have often sent Scot there to manage business/trade while also keeping him away from delicate conflicts/issues he didn’t trust Scot with/just so they didn’t have to see each other :P

Also, where does Tonga fit into these categories (do they have their own since they were never formally colonized and instead signed a Treaty of Friendship?)?

I admit to not knowing much about Tongan history, though I did list it as a protectorate in Group 3 along with countries like Iraq, Libya, Afghanistan. In terms of “colonial” (if it can be called that) relations, these countries had minimal contact with England himself and basically just minded their own business. Tonga specifically is probably one of those with no particular strong feelings at all towards England -- they’re passing acquaintances at best. Countries like Afghanistan, however, probably have some opinions about British meddling and posturing (considering the contention there during the Great Game, a period of intense rivalry between the British Empire and Russia), and countries like Libya definitely have some opinions about European imperialism as a whole.

And what about the colonies that weren't populated by British citizens like Guyana, do they fall into the categories of the countries that populated them, in this case India?

Guyana I put under the “Taken In as Young Child” list because they were originally a Dutch colony that was formally ceded to Britain in 1814, but after your question I went back and looked into it a bit more. It is a bit of a complex case, because Guyana also retains significant indigenous and black populations as well. I would probably say Guyana was still began as the representation of first Dutch plantation colonies, but did not age very quickly and so was probably only a few years old when it came under British rule. As British Guiana, he was probably an entity similar in nature to the HRE; a half-state that encompassed many rival groups with their own semi-nation like representatives such as the newly freed slave population, the Indian migrants, and the remaining indigenous groups. 

In the beginning of the new anime they actually mentioned off-hand that nations were “mysterious beings who might exist for a day, a week, or hundreds of years and then disappear” (i’m paraphrasing), which I think is a interesting concept and supports the idea of semi-immortal “nation” representatives. As for Guyana’s relationships, he probably has nothing nice to say about Arthur and certainly not the US, who has exerted more influence on Latin American than London has in the last century (and hardly any of it good influence). That sets Guyana apart from and probably even creates some resentment against the “heirs” or “princes” of the British Empire (the Anglosphere + some others), who Arthur truly loved as his own. But being taken in at a young age also makes Guyana different from Tonga or the others in Group 3--hating the only family you’ve ever known for not loving you is not the same as hating someone you met as an adult for telling you what to do.

TLDR: It really depends on the colony. Incidentally, this is why I found the categories so helpful in the first place: not because they generalize all the countries in each group but because they help me identify how each one didn’t fit the pattern in some ways, how each nation’s colonial experience was unique.

#hws england #aph scotland #aph wales #oc: tonga #oc: guyana #kinda they're not really fully fleshed out characters #fun times with the Commonwealth #that's what i'm calling this now #another long boi #my hcs #ask #needcake