Tolys: So… I’ve seen you’ve been spending a lot of time with Romano recently.
Alfred: No, Tolys, it's not what it looks like, I swear.
Tolys: Oh really? So no reason for me to be jealous?
Alfred: No! You’re the only one for me.
Tolys: Is that so?
Alfred: I promise! Romano and I are just dating, okay? They’re my partner.
Tolys: So there are no best-friends-feelings involved?
Alfred: You are still my one and only best friend! They’re just the love of my life, nothing more!
Tolys: But I’m still the platonic love of your life, right?
Alfred: Of course bro!
Tolys: Bro...
Romano: What the-
Tolys: I dare you to kiss the next person who walks into this room.
Romano: Screw that, I’m not kissing any of you.
*Alfred walks in*
Romano: Fine, I’ll do it. Rules are rules you know.
Alfred, about Romano: Can I tell them they look nice?
Tolys: Sure.
Alfred: Can I tell them I respect them?
Tolys: Maybe, if they ask.
Alfred: Should I show them an oil painting I made of us surrounded by our three cats and four dogs?
Tolys: …
Tolys: I’d save that for later.
Alfred: I type how I think.
Romano: Odd that you type at all then.
Tolys: Time freezes for everyone but you one day. What do you do?
Alfred: Oh… I’d mildly trouble everyone.
Tolys: Alright, so what would you do?
Alfred: I’d shave a one-inch thick line in every thick beard I saw.
Alfred: I’d twist all the lightbulbs just a little bit so no one would know when they aren’t working.
Alfred: I’d make every wing on girls eyeliner just a little bit higher than the other one.
Alfred: And I’d tie everyone’s shoelaces together.
Alfred: And then lastly, I’d snip a little hole in every tea bag.
Tolys:
Tolys: Remind me to never allow you to have power.
Romano: I’m not so sure you’re stakeout material.
Tolys: I’m a chronic insomniac, I was born for this.
Alfred: Just be yourself. Say something nice.
Romano: Which one? I can't do both.
Romano: How long do you reckon it’ll be until Tolys finally snaps and commits murder?
Alfred: I’ve been going through life assuming it’s already happened at some point and it’s just that no one was ever able to trace it back to them.
Romano: Valentine’s day is just a consumerist holiday that holds no real value other than drive people insane buying heart shaped chocolates for their significant others and pos-
Alfred: I wrote you a poem.
Romano, already crying: You did?
Alfred: Do crabs think people walk sideways?
Tolys: ...Alfred, what the hell.
Alfred: When will Ted himself...finally show up to the talk?
Tolys: The final boss.
Romano: You guys know TEDtalks stands for technology, entertainment, and design talks, right?
Alfred: I will not let Ted hide behind these lies any longer!
Tolys, clearly drunk: Romano, hit me another drink… wooOO HOOoo…
Romano: I think you need a therapist and not a bottle.
Tolys: I think yooOOoou need to shuUT YOUR MOUTH!
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My ship thoughts for America.
Ameliet. I feel like they would be kinda like an old married couple. Domestic and has a lot of trust in each other.
Rusame. Honestly never hated each other but their bosses were asshats. Have a quite strong bond even after all they've been through together.
Gerame. Trauma x trauma couple and also gym bros. Never really got a childhood so I feel like they would comfort each other especially after world meetings.
Ameita. Cinnamon roll x cinnamon roll. Both are very clumsy and can be loud but both have similar facades and love each other since they have similar interests and favorite foods.
Romerica. Another comfort ship. They take care of each other and defend each other. And if America forgets to eat romano lovingly threatens to shove food down his throat.
Pruame. Have good personalities with each other and goof off a lot. Their relationship can get rocky but they love each other a lot.
And then last but not least if I had too Prussia x Denmark x America. Of course America being the bottom bottom he gets showered with affection at all times. The relationship probably started with America and my head cannon is that it started during the great depression, during the cold war Prussia managed to not get caught sneaking out until like a year after and he was locked in a room, it was basically hell for them then they got back together after the wall fell. (I may write a book about this ship because I have too many head cannons to put in this post.)
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Brief Thoughts on Some Ships:
USUK: They're best friends who are obsessed with each other and always looking for excuses to hang out. They tend to info dump all over the other. They're stubborn, kind of petty, very protective, and have a hard time admitting how much they desire the other's company, praise, and attention, but they're working on it because they care deeply about the other. They're in love, your honour.
PrUK: One of the best slept on England ships. Two wild guys that go out to loud punk rock concerts and have drinks together, then quietly recharge at home (e.g. writing in their journals, reading fairy tales, and sewing). Fun personality combination? Check. History together? Check. Canon interactions? Check. Though they really could still use MORE canon moments, given how much potential they have. Pirate x priest with these two is always excellent.
EngBela: The sexy Addams Family-esque couple who live in an elegant gothic mansion and pass time indulging in their hobbies, such as fortune telling, talking to ghosts, singing, and listening to rock music.
FrUK: Used to be an OTP, now I mainly like them as close platonic frenemies. Romantically, it's better in theory than in practice – that is to say, it has potential, but I'm not a fan of most depictions. Also, nyo FrUK is superior.
AmeBela: The dorky hero and goth girl. They confused and exhausted each other at first, but eventually developed an understanding and started getting along pretty well. He can fix her. She can make him worse. Alfred tries to encourage Natalya to form her own identity away from Ivan. Natalya encourages Alfred's suppressed yandere tendencies. She pegs him.
Romerica: They bond over sharing their cultures with each other. Alfred loves Lovino's food. Living in America provided all sorts of new ingredients for Lovino to experiment with in cooking, and he got to be good at something without Feli taking the attention away from him. Lovino is actually a fan of some of Alfred's home cooking as well. They both enjoy singing and dancing, and are fans of Dean Martin, Frank Sinatra, and Bobby Darin.
EngGer: They're both responsible and serious...until Arthur's wild side comes out and he starts teasing and playing games with Ludwig's head. Ludwig is socially awkward and a strict rule-follower, which Arthur can relate to, but he's better at being social and having fun than Ludwig, so he can help him loosen up – although in the bedroom, Arthur is more than happy with letting Ludwig be a strict rule follower. Ludwig is very obedient. Arthur trained him nicely.
AmeLiet: They're really domestic and get along well most of the time. They're comfortable enough that they can confide pretty easily in each other. Alfred is pretty protective of Tolys, particularly when it comes to Ivan. He doesn't like the way Ivan treated him and is quick to jump to his defence whenever possible. Additionally, Alfred is 'in love with the way Tolys undresses'. That's not questionable at all.
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