#anyways. i do that so does milk

[hearties-circus]

It's telling you something really fucked up about space

[Milk: he/star/it]

#al art #al ocs #tf2 #team fortress 2 #tf2 oc #tf2 engineer #ive decided star does my thing of my like. whatd you call it? my fucking uhh. tappy fingers #what do you call that tapping movement when youre not actually tapping on a surface i swear it has a name #anyways. i do that so does milk #stars prolly talking about how like. supernovas would Really effect the earth at a close enough range #or maybe black holes or. crashing meteorites or smthn with enough gravity to displace earth in the solar system coming by #yknow? some really really interesting space stuff that would really freak you out #but milk is having a fucking blast #good for it #milk

[king-crawler]

The scene where Ralph meets King Candy for the first time is one of the most interesting ones on a rewatch because you already know who King Candy is pretending Not to be. The way Ralph behaves is interesting too. (I’m studying these little 1kb game characters under a microscope)

Below the cut is a LONG scene/character analysis (~6min read?)

First off. King Candy’s mere Entrance in this scene already characterizes him a ton and he hasn’t even said anything yet. He speeds obnoxiously around Ralph in his little go-kart BLARING HIS HORN. This immediately gives off the impression of: Very in your face. Very full of himself. And Very Annoying About It. (sir.. your Turbo is showing)

BUT THE DIALOGUE. JUST THIS SINGLE INTERACTION:

(Ralph Face Reveal While Screaming)

“Milk my duds! it’s Wreck-it Ralph??”

“Yeah...? And who are you, the guy who makes the donuts?”

“Hoohoo, please- No! I’m King Candy!”

I love this interaction because King Candy INSTANTLY knows who Ralph is. And from Ralph’s perspective that’s… weird.

Ralph is probably a little confused. Given how he answers “yeah?” He doesn’t just straight up ask “How do you know who I am” because he’s currently being interrogated (Probably Not a Good Time) Also that recognition is something he rarely receives in the first place, so why from this guy…? So instead he asks: Well who are you supposed to be?

WELL FIRST OF ALL. HE KNOWS WHO RALPH IS BECAUSE TURBO’S GAME CABINET SAT NEXT TO HIS FOR YEARS. Which is why King Candy is so surprised - he’s probably seeing him for the first time in decades.

“Hoohoo, please- No! I’m King Candy!”

I also love how he nervously laughs at first before responding with “No!” In that particular way- simply laughing it off before being Rather Quick to reject Ralph’s proposal that he could possibly be someone else. Interesting .

But it’s the way he says “I’m King Candy!” That carries so much implication. His pose and smile, the perfect inflection in his voice- it’s theatrical, it’s like he’s rehearsed it. It’s almost like he’s trying to convince Ralph that he’s really who he says he is with the best performance possible. He’s been doing that for years and by this point he’s totally mastered it. Nobody suspects a thing. (For now……)

—————————— Skipping forward a little, Ralph explains that he got a medal from Hero's Duty.

"Your medal? (giggles) Bad guys don't win medals!"

"Well, this one did. I earned it over in... Hero's Duty"

"You game-jumped?? Ralph... You're not going Turbo, are you?"

"What? No no no no no..."

"Because i-if you think you can come in here- (laughs nervously) to MY kingdom, and take over MY GAME, YOU'VE GOT ANOTHER THING COMING!"

THERE IS A LOT TO UNPACK HERE.

First off we'll focus on Ralph. The way he admits it... He knows it sounds bad. He breaks eye contact and hesitates before saying "Hero's Duty." Probably because he knows what King Candy is gonna retort with. But he still says "I earned it" not only because he doesn't want to incriminate himself, but because he believes it. He did earn it... right? And then Ralph tries to brush off the suggestion that he's going Turbo before being interrupted by King candy's rampant tantrum. (WHICH I WILL GET TO.)

At this point, Ralph is becoming less confident that he earned his medal because he's in denial about “going Turbo.” His confidence wavers here especially because he's in the presence of this apparent authority figure whose trying to guilt and incriminate him. (And this is a situation he's already all too familiar with- think of how Surge Protector always halts him when going into games just because he's a bad guy.)

But there's still one major thing keeping this denial intact: He wants to hold onto the fact he deserves his medal so bad. Others have hurt him for so long, he thinks getting that medal alone means he'll finally be respected, praised, and loved.

"Is it Turbo to want a friend? Or a medal? Or a piece of pie every once in a while? Is it Turbo to want more out of life?"

(I know that’s literally the Conflict of the Movie. BUT ITS WORTH MENTIONING OKAY I LOVE RALPH’S CHARACTER LEAVE ME ALONE)

I think the fact you can gather all this info just from the way he's portrayed during this SINGLE INTERACTION- its amazing. Amazing character writing is when when nearly every action a character does reinforces their motivations or personality and you're able to SEE IT!!

——————————

Now to focus on King Candy again… this FUCKER‼️

First off, him mentioning Turbo Isn’t even that suspicious at this point in the film… well… at first glance at least.

At first it seems like everyone knows who Turbo is. Ralph is questioned at Bad-Anon, Q*bert tells Felix and the nicelanders freak out- everyone who’s been around for a while knows who this guy is. But if you think about it… isn’t Sugar Rush a newer game? Not as new as Hero’s Duty, but it’s still a little odd that King Candy would know who Turbo is ON TOP of knowing Ralph. Just a little.

"You game-jumped?? Ralph... You're not going Turbo, are you?"

Ok but Seriously. That Part. The pure irony of King candy saying THAT a threat against Ralph in an attempt to incriminate him. The way he says it too... He breaks eye contact and glances to the floor like it’s something forbidden to even mention. His accompanied hand movements too (and King Candy speaks with his hands A Lot) they move like he’s describing a ghost story. He’s obviously trying to scare Ralph… trying to scare him into admitting something.

This is... a lot. Maybe even some level of self projecting...? Cuz MAN. that is too deep for me to even start getting into

But the fact that his OWN NAME (a SECRET IDENTITY MIND YOU) has become so infamous that now HE’S WEAPONIZING IT?!? IS INSANE??? Can you Imagine his thought process. Like how far gone into the deep end is he.

(SORRY FOR NOT USING MY OWN WORDS. BUT I JUST ADORE HOW @simpingforcys PUT IT HERE. …..)

THIS. this is so good. And the way King Candy eludes to “Turbo” as some kind of monster. Could that be offering him like. A Brief moment of catharsis. Or fuel some twisted sense of pride. What the FUCK is going on in this SICKO’S HEAD !!!!! I NEED TO KNOW!!!!

"Because i-if you think you can come in here- (laughs nervously) to MY kingdom, and take over MY GAME, YOU'VE GOT ANOTHER THING COMING!"

SECOND!!!!!! King Candy gets SO defensive SO FAST. That man jumps to conclusions IMMEDIATELY!!! He essentially throws a tantrum while stepping closer to Ralph, stumbling over his words and giggling nervously. The mere thought of there being ANY threat of someone else taking over "his game" riles him up SO BAD.

This is the same EXACT SAME TEMPER that made him storm into Roadblasters as Turbo years ago, because he saw Roadblasters as a direct threat to his own game's popularity - HIS popularity!!!! Because getting exposure- infamous or otherwise- is the ONLY thing that drives him. (Pun intended. Sorry.)

And the way he repeats “MY” kingdom “MY” game… mine mine mine mine mine mine mine mine mine. Are you done with your tantrum old man.

——————————

Wow. Anyways I think that’s enough for now. And that was in response to only a minute of content. (Oh dear.)

#🎬 #🐛VIRUS OFFERINGS #types out ‘milk my duds’ with absolute seriousness. #milk his WHAT! #anyways I didn’t mean to make gifs for this. it just happened. #king candy is animated so well I don’t think a still image does him justice LOL #I drafted most of this last week but only got around to finishing it today so I’m happy I got to do that :) #this movie makes me. abnormal. #turbo #ralph #wreck it ralph #king candy #analysis #character analysis #txt #screenshot #gif #rambling #long post #Youtube #turbotastic #turbo wreck it ralph #turbo wir

[greatprotector-if]

— OCS AS LOVE TYPES

tagged by @stephschoices to do this uquiz for some ocs and naturally i chose the 3 stooges <3 thank you very much for the tag i love uquizzes!!

tagging everyone reading this. i can do that right

KALLIAS — love that lasts

love unconditional, love unfailing. you love no matter what happens because you believe in the best – of you, and them. it will hurt and it will fail you, but this love tastes so sweet – you can never believe that it bitters sometimes. the way you choose to love unconditionally is incredible.

GALEN — love that strengthens

you make sure that people know that they are loved, and you give them strength when they need it the most. this is an ability that is rare; the love that you hold speaks wonders of yourself. i hope you're doing alright. isn't it exhausting always being the bigger person?

V — love that calms

this is sweet. i hope you know that you make others feel at ease around you. you're a gem, a blessing, a treasure – and you should know it. it's comfortable loving you. it's a privilege to be around you and to be let into your world.

#tag game #kallias #galen #victoryne/valen/vail #kallias' and galen's are SPOT ON #kallias does not know it yet but they fall hard and blind and head over heels #they're loyal to a fault & if they love you that means you can do no wrong in their eyes #you know that quote that goes 'jealous of the sun because it kisses your skin and jealous of the moon because she watches you dream' #if you opened up kallias' brain that's what you'd see #you wouldn't see it laid out quite as eloquently but the idea is there #galen expresses their feelings. not well. but you can tell anyway if they love you and i think that is so special #you can tell when they think the world of you ): #and if it's romantic #tender kisses to tender bruises.... #their love is safe and comforting and i would like to be wrapped up in it #they're so steamed milk on a cold night #v's result surprised me LOL but. yeah! #they're definitely not the calmest of people but this makes sense to me anyway #it'll take a while for things to get to this point but i like to think the wait & effort will be worth it in the end [: #i think telling v that you feel at ease around them could either be the world's greatest insult or the world's greatest compliment #depending on how your relationship looks at the time #but if they take it as a compliment it will HIT #if they love you they want nothing more than for you to feel safe and they will bust their ass off to provide that #SO SORRY for rambling. but also not that sorry #i love my little guys (gender neutral)

[hauntingjasper]

Sometimes I imagine little Fionna meeting Prince Gumball and mistaking him for a human.

I mean, he looks a lot like a human (if he wasn't completely pink).

For you, what makes him different from a human, apart from the fact that he is a pink guy?

Well, first of all, the fact that he's made of candy and is alive and thriving despite not having bones or human internal organs. He can heal(?) his own wounds just by molding some gum around, and he has a really long lifespan, which makes him technically immortal, unless you throw him in acid or something. The way he was born and how he ages is different too. I think he would go through some changes like growing taller and losing baby teeth during childhood, but then his body stops changing at some point and his appearance remains the same from then on, so he has to make changes himself if he wants to.

He's always smelling like sugar too. Always. No amount of perfume can do that.

That's all I can think of for now :P Thank you for the ask! It inspired me to make fanart of them as kiddies so there you go 🫶

#Mmmmm does this make sense I'm still thinking of answers to stuff like that #speaking of his teeth tho #I know that teeth are bones but I don't know if it really counts for him. I hc that his teeth are also candy #his baby teeth are made of hardened milk and his adult teeth are made of jawbreaker #yes I'm totally doing this for the sake of a pun #anyway look at them #I already drew Tiny Gumball and grown Fionna and now Tiny Gumball and Tiny Fionna #I should complete the Holy Trinity by drawing grown Gumball and Tiny Fionna #And I probably should've done that for this ask since it doesn't specify if Gumball is a kid too but ougfhuho they're so cute like this 😭 #it reminded me that there's actually a comic where they're babies (Adventure Time Annual 2!) it's very cute #fionna and cake #fionna and cake fanart #fionna campbell #prince gumball

[seventh-district]

so uh. that 2.2 Special Program, huh

#hsr #honkai star rail #hsr 2.2 #hsr spoilers #hsr leaks #the body of this post reads as far less enthusiastic than i really am #i just don’t know how to casually return from my latest 2 week hiatus only to gush abt a game i’ve hardly blogged abt before #but i’m not making a whole ass sideblog for it like i did for Genshin. nah y’all r gonna bear witness to my fixation with this one #so anyways don’t mind me. vibrating into another dimension with anticipation for the next 11 days #it’s insane man. a year ago i Never ever woulda thought i’d be so invested in this game. and it took Months for the game to really grab me #but i’m v glad i kept coming back even when i was struggling to really get into it. like i just had this feeling that if i stuck around and #gave the game a chance to really like. come into its stride. i just always felt like there was Something there and i just hadn’t found it #and holy shit i finally found it in Penacony. the devs really truly outdid themselves with this region and these characters and this story #not to discount everything that’s happened prior. like i was genuinely Liking it all before now but i wasn’t Loving it y’know #but that may be more a ‘me having to fight tooth n’ nail to force myself to consume new media’ thing than it is a matter of the actual game #anyways i came here to talk abt the program! bc since i’m not filming my HSR stuff i’m gonna be insufferable abt it on Tumblr instead ! :) #and i’m probably not filming any more Genshin stuff. or anything else at all for that matter but let’s not talk abt that dead dream #pun not intended lmao. Anyways let’s return to the subject at hand while there’s still room left in these tags shall we #i’m so fucking glad they had Aventurine on this program man. especially since he’s leaked to only have 18 lines in 2.2… it was nice to see- #-him here at least 🥹 i’ll take what i can get. his unenthusiastic little bird noises at the beginning.. him being reluctant to come out.. #the way one of the first things to come out of his mouth was ‘y’know DR RATIO once told me…’ like boy we get it ur in love with him 🙄 (/J!) #i love how they can’t go on these programs w/o talking abt each other it’s adorable. AND THE WAY HE WAS THE ONE TO EXPLAIN BOOTHILL’S KIT!? #they can’t just fuel my crackship like this… god and his whole ‘muddle-fudger.. son-of-a-nice-lady?’ thing had me wheezing #Aven mocking Boothill’s inability to curse was not on my special program bingo card but fuck i’m here for it #and Robin being all curious abt him was so cute.. ‘who /is/ he? … does he order milk at the bar?’ i’m crying she’s so sweet #also the trailer was fucking insane. which feels redundant as hell bc all of HoYo’s version trailers go hard but like. still. wow. #that millisecond long shot of Boothill surveying the skyline is so fucking good. also what the fuck is Jing Yuan doing here!! #not complaining at all tho. we’ve got JY & DH(IL?). Argenti(?). Boothill. Sunday. Aven. all my men r here and i am eating so fucking good #Seven.txt #viddy game stuff

[1o1percentmilk]

i am trying so so hard to make hatojosetou happen u guys

#lmao i already distracted myself by creating a whole ass website #actually the fic i was distracting myself from was slight shimatori buuuuuuut i keep procrastinating on it bc i don't know #-how the deep web works it's very simple otherwise #BUT ANYWAYS hatojosetou how the hell do i even get these three in a room together #how do i make this fic unserious and silly (because that's what they are) when i am regrettably a very serious person u_u #do i stick them all on a helicopter and fly them out to the canadian wilderness after a cult group? do i make them bicker and argue #-the whole way there only to have them collaborate and use their own strengths against whoever their opponents are? #what's their motivation? control? is this the world's worst bratting session? do they do it for the fun of it all? #what kind of psychosexual mind games can i put them through? what kinda blackmail does everyone have on each other... #and how can i get this to also embody mob psycho's themes.. or do i do away with that entirely and create my own themes #all of these questions and more in my hellbrain. but i'm thinking about it! it's fun! but so hard! #also i use ''u guys'' very loosely i write my fics for myself #milk (normal)

[taffy-glitch]

Have a poll out of curiosity

"only liking it when it has milk/sugar/some other additive" or "likes things that are flavored after it" count as liking it for the sake of this poll!

#polls #might do a follow-up poll asking about additives but that felt like. too many options #anyway this poll was inspired by the fact that i realized my mom's feelings about green tea are the same as mine about coffee #(does not like the taste of it no matter how much milk/sugar is added or even if it's in candy or something) #so i was curious!

[cookinguptales]

I've decided that this is the year when I'm gonna learn to make myself fancy coffee drinks at home. I have a whole bunch of sugar-free syrups in my cart now and I'm just trying to make myself pull the trigger.

I keep telling myself that it's worth it in the long run because I'll save money on cafes (which... I don't actually use that much anyway) and I can finally have all the fanciest drinks without the milk/sugar that makes me sick and I'll be able to make myself nice little treats on high-symptom days but boyyy this stuff is expensive. ;;

#anyway does anyone have any tips idrk what I'm doing lmao #I'm trying several different torani and monin syrups to see which I like better #I tried the jordan's ones in the past and... honestly I didn't love them that much #they all kind of tasted like generic sugar-free syrup instead of the flavors they were supposed to be #I feel like I'll probably just mostly put syrups in my french press coffee and call it a day but #I do have a milk frother that someone gave me a couple years ago when I moved in... #I have never taken it out of the box but I have the ability to DO so lmao #and I have my nespresso pod machine so I technically COULD make lattes #(don't worry; it was second-hand and I use off-brand fair-trade pods to try and reduce The Evil lmao)

[sukugo]

any universe where obi-wan’s son luke learns to milk ani cow as well? i just love anaobiluke with bottom anakin <3

ANON!!!!! so i went to sleep last night thinking about this and i love it i love it so much, it has taken over my brain today (also fucking cheers anon anaobiluke with bottom anakin is THE shit 🥂)

so let's say during the whole anicow fiasco, luke hadn't been home, he had gone on a trip or was working away or smth idk. so when he comes home, obi-wan's like "oh, luke, due to circumstances, we uhh have a new member in the house. this is anicow." cue awkward luke/anicow first meeting. and ofc, obi-wan now has to teach luke how to deal with him and milk him

and so i was thinking of a scenario where one day, obi-wan goes out on an errand or whatever and luke is left alone with anakin. luke's just doing his thing around the house, when anakin comes to him, flushed and frowning

and oh, it's time for anakin to get milked. his breasts have swollen and there's milk leaking out his nipples. luke flushes at the image and he tells anakin that obi-wan is still out and he doesn't know when he'll come back.

(luke has never milked anakin alone himself, it has only ever been with obi-wan teaching him, guiding his hands and whispering encouragement into his ears)

(also, anicow is still pretty skeptical of luke/getting milked by him. bc only obi-wan can touch him >:( !!! no one else should be touching him!!! it took him so long to get comfortable with obi-wan, so yeah he's still working on it with luke) (but still, that doesn't change the fact that his breasts are leaking and uncomfortable and he needs to be emptied.)

so, anakin tells luke that no, he needs to get milked now. and luke's like "oh shit, ok, uhhhh come here then", so luke settles himself on a chair, and anakin comes to stand in front of him.

he asks anakin to turn around to sit diagonal on his lap

(obi-wan's taught him two positions to milk anakin. one, with anakin facing you while you squeeze his breasts and have the milk drip down. not the most optimal bc milk will get squirted at your face and you won't be able to catch much of it, but necessary to know bc anakin kinda likes it or smth

the second one, which is the optimal one, is with anakin in your lap—sideways bc he's too tall—so u can set a bucket on anakin's lap and catch the milk with minimal waste)

but anakin doesn't turn around and sit, he refuses to. bc apparently, he wants luke to use his mouth.

and oh shit, obi-wan did NOT teach luke that. he had only ever taught him how to use his hands. and it's not like he didn't know that obi-wan would milk him like that and it's not like luke can't figure it out himself, but he just doesn't know if he can. should.

so he lets anakin know as much, but when anakin wants something, he wants it. and he needs to get milked now and it needs to be with someone sucking on his boobs. it needs to.

so luke's like damn ok then, and gently pulls anakin and settles him on his lap. except this time facing luke.

so now anakin's boobs are right at luke's face, his nipples hard and perked and leaking, and shit. luke swallows. anakin whines and presses himself further into him, pressing his soft breasts against luke's face.

so luke does what he has to. sets his lips right at anakin's breast. and he sucks.

and immediately, anakin notices the difference.

luke is softer.

the first thing he notices is how luke's face is smooth, it doesn't rasp against anakin's skin like he has gotten accustomed to obi-wan's beard doing

he is also softer in his touch, less firm and gentler

while obi-wan's sucks are generally more calculated, more purposeful, firm and dry, luke's are much less thoughtful. duly inexperienced. chaotic and desperate and wet.

his first few sucks are hesitant. but only the first few. anakin's milk starts streaming and luke deepens his pull, turns further, sucking rougher and faster. and anakin can hear the desperate gulps in his throat. can see the milk streaming down his chin.

and while obi-wan generally keeps his tongue rested against his breast, moving it in casual, spaced out licks, luke's tongue flicks repeatedly against anakin's nipple, an incessant force against his sensitive teat. he moves so much more.

luke eyes flick up to meet anakin's and anakin whimpers, and luke notices how his ears twitch along with his body. luke turns his eyes back down and he gulps and gulps, until anakin is left dry, moving to work on the next breast.

everything's going good, right. except. luke is so so so very much into this and anakin’s letting out the loveliest moans, muffled whimpers and breathless gasps and it's so hot and it has luke horny and his cock very much straining against his pants

doesn't help that anakin's dick is also very much erect and throbbing between them.

so when anakin no longer has any milk to pull, luke removes himself from his breast, and finds anakin's gaze. anakin looks wrecked and luke feels the same—knows he must look the same. anakin’s cock drips against his trousers and his fingers clutch at luke's shoulder.

a question hangs in the air, and they only stare at each other, with neither wanting to address it.

but then luke's desire gets the best of him and his hand goes for anakin's cock, hovers inches from his dick, when the door opens and obi-wan enters the house, greeting stopped mid-way when his eyes catch sight of them.

#i actually love the moment when obi-wan comes in bc all 3 of them FREEZE #bc for anakin and luke it feels like it's smth they're not supposed to do #boi why's this so long if u even read this ily #sw #f.ask #anaobiluke #lactation #anyways! luke loves milk drinks a glass everyday so he is very excitedly drinking from anakin #also im like thinking about smth like farmboy luke who just ended up in obi-wan's farm one day and obi-wan kinda adopted him #bc im trying to think of a way to make luke anakin's kid #but in a not plot-disruptive way or something #bc anakin doesn't fuck he's never fucked the thing is how the FUCK does he have a son #(or at least like WHO could he fuck yknow #cuz the whole point is anakin nor luke know they're father and son) #or we just fuck it luke is his son no explanation no reasons he just is #maybe luke just spawned one day idk he hatched from an egg literally who cares. but he's anakin's son bc yes #anicow #ns4w #analuke #also fun fact! i may have masturbated thinking about this lmao #well not this exactly #but what happens right after #aka anicow getting dicked by obiluke 😔🙌

[creekfiend]

What would you say your farm goals are rn? And do you still have eventual dog breeding goals?

Rn, getting the downsized herd settled and figuring out splitting the daily workload with my mom and such. We have no breeding plans this season, will probably look into a fainter cross buck next season for hardiness but I doubt I'll keep back many kids. There's a couple we are raising up rn from last season that i might sell to a friend who wants to start her own hobby herd this year.

My long term goals are still hearty and hardy animals who don't need too much medical intervention too often and who can kid easily, have good mothering skills, etc. Next generation I want better parasite resistance. But right now we are just figuring out how daily upkeep husbandry and maintenance is going to work going forward!

For dogs I don't have immediate plans bc all my dogs are spayed. I still co-own Mari, Dandelion, Pixie and Bao, so if any of them are bred I will have some input there. And if Mari is bred I will hopefully be able to spend some time with and help out with puppy raising!!! But, for now, no immediate plans myself :) getting things settled around the house and yard and in my own life/with my health before I think about dipping my toes back into dog breeding as a concept.

I am PROBABLY getting a goldador service prospect next year or the year after, out of a Lab I really like who is a working SD and a sweet golden who his handler thinks is a good match. And if that dog turns out nicely and passes health checks I might breed it. But that's so far in the future it doesn't make sense to make any actual plans around!

#a couple does may kid this winter and we will milk those for sure #i think Poe and Bae may be bred. but Hawthorne and Lovelace are getting a break this season #getting to re-know everyone now that we have less stock and can consolidate them in one big pasture. #a couple sheep are still here because mom essentially wants them as pets #and didnt want them to get sold for meat #so we are also working out a shearing schedule and such but not gojng to breed sheep anymore for now #if i get a better handle on my illness in the years to come i might try again #but rn? cant keep up with husbandry if we have that many. esp with shearing. #its so important to prioritize that imo SO YEAH #also mom and I are thinking about rearranging/overseeding some pastures #anyway! #the lab i want a pup from is Ace who some of you may remember sired the chinook outcross litter #his puppies have all matured really nicely and are similarly bombproof #so im optimistic a pup out of him would have that environmental stability that noodle struggles with :) #pixie is the only dog i co own who is an adult and her testing is almost finished so if she is bred next year Ill let yall know 😊 #she just needs eye exam and some -- god what else... shes got basic genetic and hips and elbows done. i think she needs #a couple more collie specific genetic tests for stuff embark doesnt do

[flickeringflame216]

Blessings!

#I always forget to do these when I'm actually FEELING joy! #usually it's when I'm sad and need to remember that I'm blessed despite what my emotions are saying #anyway there are so many I can think of rn! #started DSOM Bible classes yesterday and I am PUMPED also my profs are sweethearts all of them #and I'm in class with my dad and a bunch of other people I love dearly from my church #got to chat with Dad on the drive home and that was nice because we hadn't really gotten to in awhile #I could write paragraphs about the blessings of yesterday tbh #as for today I have homework to do :D #and I just had the loveliest cup of tea #(earl grey with honey vanilla cinnamon and milk in my best beloved mushroom mug) #also God is teaching me again that it's ok to ask people for help. my brain is so mean sometimes but where does my help come from? #that's right the maker of heaven and earth so the 3 lb lump in my head has to yield right of way methinks #I am thankful for all this and for all the people in my life who love so well and so persistently #and for God who loves me most and best and enough to teach me hard lessons

[theygender]

Jod help me I'm about to try something I'm allergic to to test if I'm allergic again

#its coconuts #ive decided to try mud wtr and i ordered their starter kit which comes with their creamer and sweetener #the creamer is made with coconut milk and the sweetener is made with coconut sugar #ive hated coconut since i was a kid bc it gives me a sort of cold burning sensation in my sinuses #and then i found out its not supposed to do that #the one time i actually ate a significant amount of coconut as a kid (instead of tasting it and instantly spitting it out) #was when there was a bottomless coconut shrimp basket deal going on at like red lobster or smth #and i love shrimp and couldnt really taste the coconut so i ate a shit ton #and then my throat and mouth got all itchy like my brothers whos allergic to tree nuts does when he eats pecans or walnuts #that was the last time i knowingly ate coconut #then like last year i started going to this boba tea place and getting jasmine tea with jelly boba a lot #and it made my throat itch too. but i had never really had jasmine tea before so i was like #'oh maybe its just bc the flower flavor is really strong? like kinda perfumey? im sure this is normal' #and it tasted good so i kept drinking it #a few months later i decided to google what jelly boba are made of bc i got curious #and i found out theyre made of coconut water 😭 #so i switched to popping boba and stopped getting itchy #...and then a few months later i was like 'well maybe i just imagined it' and tried it again bc those jellies were GOOD #...and they did in fact still make my throat itchy. and then i realized i had just paid $7 for Potion of Mouth Hurty #........ANYWAYS im gonna try this coconut creamer and sugar when it comes in to see if it makes my throat itchy #anyone wanna put any money down on the result 😂 #rambling #tbh this is probably better than my other plan which was tor try goji berries to see if im allergic to them #bc apparently goji berry can have cross-reactions with some of my other allergies #at least if the coconut stuff causes a reaction i know what that will be and the answer is throat itchy which is basically just annoying #i have no idea what the reaction to goji berry (if any) might be bc ive never had it before #plus if the creamer/sugar DOES make my throat itch i can just... stop using it and continue to drink the mud wtr without it #what would i do with an entire bottle of goji berry vitamins if i tried one and it gave me a reaction??

[essektheylyss]

benefits of drinking pu-er tea at your desk at work: brews at boiling, takes less than a minute to steep, doesn't need sugar, can be resteeped multiple times

drawbacks: I simply will not get up from my desk to dump out the original rinse so I guess I'm drinking this cup full of dirt.

#like. you want me to leave my office? i gotta put a mask on for that. make sure no one's in the bathroom. #carry my mug into the bathroom cuz I'm DEF not walking all the way to the other sink #when i can simply sit here and drink my hot liquid that tastes like it was filtered through potting soil #honestly this is a benefit to me. i say this with all seriousness: love earthy tastes. does not matter how earthy. #it's like petrichor alright? best scent. #anyway someone might go 'but black tea also brews at boiling!' and to that i say. but then i would need sugar. #i do think all black teas are better with sugar and milk and i can't keep them at my desk. #do not get me started on English breakfast like do y'all make that specifically so it needs stuff mixed into it #anyway ogtw voice: now eat your dirt.

[cinnabeat]

nothing feels worse than being hungry in the middle of the night but you just brushed your teeth so you cant eat

#people tell me to eat anyways and its like #do you not understand? i have the taste of toothpaste in my mouth??? #im not gonna eat something else and have the horrors happen in my mouth #its another reason why i brush my teeth AFTER breakfast #honest to god dont understand why people do that just brush their teeth and immediately after eat #like does the taste not clash for you #which was horrifying for me when i went on a school trip once like we went on a plane and booked a hotel and everythinf #and little fifth grade me went down with everyone else for breakfast changed and ready for the day #and was absolutely distraught when i wasnt allowed to go back up to my room to fucking brush my teeth #i was literally so apalled #i was like wait....my teeth #only to discover everyone else already brushed theirs??? and i was like BEFORE BREAKFAST? #another food clash is my family used to set a cup of milk and orange juice for me to drink in the mornings #and let me tell you drinking orange juice after drinking milk is fucking awful the tast is so nasty literally dont recommended #michi tag

[septimus-heap]

Sep heap soulmates au

#like the ones where u have a bunch of platonic soulmates. Maybe family as separate #but it's like not so much one where ur guaranteed to be friends with ur soulmates #it's just. These r people u could be friends with if u tried. U can lose soulmates if u hate them hard enough #sep talks #septimus heap #oh and it's one of those where ur soulmate can see whatever u write on urself that type of one #anyway marcia and silas r soulmates just because I think it's funny. They find it out and then r like fuck that. and hate each other #but not Enough bc they're still soulmates #(bc they do in fact care abt each other) #alther would just write the shopping list on his arm so marcia would buy stuff while she was out anyway #if ur soulmate dies the last thing they wrote stays on u forever and marcia still has a note from alther asking her to grab milk or smth #after they're done at the palace #I'm making it so u can like. Target who ur writing to bc tbh it seems like it'd be a pain if u couldn't #after marcia drops off jenna w silas the first thing he does when he's home (after trying and failing to console sarah) #is write 'marcia what the fuck' on the palm of his hand so she'll see it for sure #and she does! And ignores it which freaks silas out bc she Always responds. She does not ever miss an opportunity to be mean to him #except? She just did? And he's like why are u eow i heard from gringe that ur eow now. You've barely graduated how r u going to be eow?? #and marcia's panicking bc she can't Not reply but what does she say???? #anyway this is another au where marcia actually had some kind of support during the supreme custodian in the form of silas threatening to #emptying an ink pot on his head if she doesn't sleep or eat or whatever #empty* not emptying #the heap kids just bully each other through writing whenever they're apart #oh this is one of those aus with the names written on u somewhere #so silas and sarah know basically right away who jenna is bc her parents names r Right There except her mother is Dead the fuck #once they figure that out silas also panics and is like marcia why did you give us the princess marcia wtf marcia she doesn't look anything #like us how do u expect us to say she's ours #marcia writes back to tell them to figure it out and silas is like ??? YOU gave her to US help me out or I'm just abandoning her at an #orphanage (he was not going to do that but marcia doesn't know that) #she has to actually help them then 😔😔

[cherry-shipping]

watching star trek with sans soooofun^________^

#this means im watching star trek and im clutching onto my sans stuffie for dear life #because. well you see im watching the episode where spock gets drugged by sex pollen and gets all giggly and cute like a highschool girl #and puts on silly overalls and fucking climbs trees and stuff #and talks about how much he loves the creepy girl sorry i immediately forgot her name even though ive seen this episode before #and well you see. that does stuff to me #ive talked abt spock on here before hes everything to me hes my 2nd biggest blorbo after U Know Who #if he wasnt gay and in love with kirk id be in love with him is the thing #so anyway whenever spock is being cute i go insane because hes my babygirl and stuff and i need my sans stuffie to hold onto #and im also simultaneously daydreaming about watching star trek with sans for realsies #you know how you do that with your fave f/os. like you just imagine youre doing whatever it is youre doing with them #like ill be in the kitchen getting milk or on my way to school or something and my brain is like #ok now pretend sans is there too #and without thinking im like ok sir yes sir. hey sans do you wanna hold hands #its the same now i think wed both have a lot of fun with star trek bc we both love science fiction (''ESPECIALLY WHEN ITS REAL!'') #and ive posted this before but i like imagining my f/os getting either very silently flustered when i gush about my favorite characters #(i.e. f/o sitting next to me getting silently worked up because i just spout pet names about my favorite character) #or that same exact thing except they get a little itsy bitsy teeny tiny jealous about it instead #OR they just think im cute when i get super excited about stuff #i like thinking about all of those like simultaneously with sans #cherry chats #bf (bone friend) #i kinda forgot what i was talking about near the end there somethings been wrong with my head lately i keep getting dizzy all the time #like every 30 seconds i just get hit with this intense wave of dizziness and lightheadedness and then after 1 second it goes back to normal #its like migranes except it doesnt hurt its just like my brain is a fish tryig to get enough momentum to jump out of the water (my cranium) #i thought it was low blood sugar but...... no matter what i eat or how much nothing changes #and it happens all the time too even when im just laying down #its sort of annoying and just a little bit unsettling but anyway as you can imagine it gets worse when im super excited like i am right now #so if im not making a lot of sense thats probably why. um. i forgot what i was doing #GOING BACK TO STAR TREK NOW BYE LOL!!!!!!!!!! sans is with me and were having soooo much fun