#alther would just write the shopping list on his arm so marcia would buy stuff while she was out anyway

[septimus-heap]

Sep heap soulmates au

#like the ones where u have a bunch of platonic soulmates. Maybe family as separate #but it's like not so much one where ur guaranteed to be friends with ur soulmates #it's just. These r people u could be friends with if u tried. U can lose soulmates if u hate them hard enough #sep talks #septimus heap #oh and it's one of those where ur soulmate can see whatever u write on urself that type of one #anyway marcia and silas r soulmates just because I think it's funny. They find it out and then r like fuck that. and hate each other #but not Enough bc they're still soulmates #(bc they do in fact care abt each other) #alther would just write the shopping list on his arm so marcia would buy stuff while she was out anyway #if ur soulmate dies the last thing they wrote stays on u forever and marcia still has a note from alther asking her to grab milk or smth #after they're done at the palace #I'm making it so u can like. Target who ur writing to bc tbh it seems like it'd be a pain if u couldn't #after marcia drops off jenna w silas the first thing he does when he's home (after trying and failing to console sarah) #is write 'marcia what the fuck' on the palm of his hand so she'll see it for sure #and she does! And ignores it which freaks silas out bc she Always responds. She does not ever miss an opportunity to be mean to him #except? She just did? And he's like why are u eow i heard from gringe that ur eow now. You've barely graduated how r u going to be eow?? #and marcia's panicking bc she can't Not reply but what does she say???? #anyway this is another au where marcia actually had some kind of support during the supreme custodian in the form of silas threatening to #emptying an ink pot on his head if she doesn't sleep or eat or whatever #empty* not emptying #the heap kids just bully each other through writing whenever they're apart #oh this is one of those aus with the names written on u somewhere #so silas and sarah know basically right away who jenna is bc her parents names r Right There except her mother is Dead the fuck #once they figure that out silas also panics and is like marcia why did you give us the princess marcia wtf marcia she doesn't look anything #like us how do u expect us to say she's ours #marcia writes back to tell them to figure it out and silas is like ??? YOU gave her to US help me out or I'm just abandoning her at an #orphanage (he was not going to do that but marcia doesn't know that) #she has to actually help them then 😔😔