I like to think this is how everyone immediately believes Lester is Apollo
Apollo? I scoffed. This kid was telling me he was THE Apollo? One of the 12 Olympians? He must have been delusional to believe that. This beat up, average looking teenager who looked like he was ready to run away screaming at a moments notice was Apollo. Yeah right. Even the mere concept was enough to make me laugh....
but.... the more i looked at him... there was something in the kids eyes.... something inhuman... something ancient. Something that had seen great civilizations rise and fall, something that had seen thousands of human lives pass by without a mere glance... something like...My heart dropped like a stone.
Yep. This was Apollo no doubt about it. And now I'm pretty sure we're all doomed
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I was listening to a review of Tears of the Kingdom and this guy went on about how it was mind blowing that Ganondorf was beneath Hyrule Castle, that when he learned that from Master Kohga he was losing his marbles and I can't, I just can't take this.
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so im rewatching landing at point rain (season 2 ep 5) and im just- ahhhhh
like the ep opens with ashoka and anakin joking about how many kills theyve got and even the opening battle seems kinda light hearted. like the republic seems to be doing pretty well and uve got the familiar victorious star wars music in the background.
and then one of the clone makes a joke about how "its a good thing that those bugs cant aim" before his ship is hit and set on fire.
we get a few more seconds of that music turning ominous before anakins ship gets shot down and the music cuts completely.
we're just left with the screams of injured and dying men. we just have to watch as this plan goes to absolute shit and thousands of men die. like trapper and obiwan are the only ones who survive their transport crashing.
like this show is kinda really good at being both funny and enjoyable and also showing that like yeah this is a war and it sucks and people are dying
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😭I don’t get why people get mad when max speaks after basically begging him to do so only for it to not fit their narrative so then they twist his words. some of them have spent too much time online and should touch some grass 😭
literally lmao
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To the people bringing back tired claims that bts made their success off being “carbon copies” of their 2nd gen contemporaries (because we all know bts’ debut music was what blew them up, right??), or my favorite, that we “can acknowledge their originality up to a certain point, but armys need to admit bts get inspiration from other artists”:
Congratulations, you are correct! Because guess what, nothing exists in a vacuum and you clearly have no idea what the process of art-making entails.
I don’t know whose reality I’m about to shatter when I say this but...artists study other artists *mind-blown* Except this isn’t news because you hear idols say all the time how they’re inspired by or look up to other peers in the industry all. of. the. time. But it’s cute when 4th gen idols say it and a crime when bts does it?
There’s a reason why art students are made to take art history classes. Yes, to study the greats, but also to know how artworks/artists exist & are informed by their situational context, i.e. time period, geography, politics, societal norms, etc. And why as you develop your body of work, professors will constantly point to references of other artists who work with similar themes, materials, and so forth because it can only help guide your artistic practice; it all becomes wisdom. But moreso, everything exists in conversation with each other. You can literally point to any song from any group and understand where they pulled their sound from in the larger tradition of musical instrumentation and composition.
I’m also convinced that the people saying bts are “copies” of bap, blockb, and bigbang have not familiarized themselves with the discographies of any of these artists at all (I really need people to listen to full albums and not just title tracks). Just because they’ve overlapped in genres, does not mean they sound the same. Blockb’s hiphop sound is very stylized and contrasts that which bts utilized. While both bts and blockb’s early music was very old school hiphop, hiphop is not a monolith; and the genre itself varies drastically depending on regionality like east coast/west coast (back then at least). And while we’re here, you’ve noticed that these other groups bts “copied” also got their inspiration from 90s American rap and hiphop, right? Same goes for r&b, trap, jazz and all these genres that have their roots in Western Black culture. Kpop borrows from everything. Also in an industry that heavily follows trends, you are going to find similarities among artists from time to time, that’s just how it goes.
Also, funny how y’all never bring up the way the entire kpop industry is trying to follow the bts model. It isn’t a coincidence that a bunch of fourth generation groups now have their own story line universes that are embedded into their mv’s, or how everyone is producing their own long-form, online variety content because they know that sustained audience engagement over time was part of the bts recipe for success (Top Social Artists, anyone?). Hey, remember that one time exo blatantly plagiarized a bts song? No? I figured. No outcry for them I guess. Plenty of kpop artists sample songs from other musicians--you see this a lot with girl groups, make covers of other singers, but they’re not profiting off someone else’s music are they? Yeah, same goes for bts.
Like I’m so sorry to break it to you, but saying that an artist takes inspiration from what is circulating in the cultural zeitgeist or from other musicians isn’t the burn you think it is. It’s literally just how you make art and study your craft.
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yeah bro it's a character study. the 2 thousand words of blowjob is vital to the study of the character
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https://vt.tiktok.com/ZSN7P72SC/
Hehe hi - 🧚♀️
u think ur so fucking funny don't u. DON'T PLAY WITH ME OMG. no bc im fr gonna bite ur ankles like i said in the tags on that one ask like im really about to explode i can't believe u would do this to me like i cant believe u would treat me like this. this ask just jumped me and beat my ass and called me ugly like???? im so normal like all that other shit i just said wasn't real like i was just playing *eye twitch*
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Did Anaïs ever joke about a topic like that?! Because one thing is jokes about normal stuffs but not me seeing my father dick cmon. And I don’t see Bobbie making fun of her. She was also a “victim” like Anaïs is in ep1, because she saw her mom having sex too.
She didn't see her mum having sex, she walked in on anais dad while he was using the toilet
And yeah, that was really stupid of Hanne, but then again her dynamic with Anais is different than Bobbies is with Anais
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