#anyway idk it seemed funny at the time

[not-the-blue]

new job at the sex store

#my art #nsfw? #ask to tag i just don't want Tumblr to kill my blog #anyway idk it seemed funny at the time

[askblueandviolet]

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#lego monkie kid #monkie kid #monkie kid fanart #lmk #lego monkie kid fanart #lmk fanart #lmk mayor #monkie kid mayor #blue and violet #to the person who wanted to give them a blanket and a pillow with a TV: #i don't think you actually meant to give them a pillow with a tv built into it but the idea of such a thing was too silly #i couldn't just not draw it and put a screenshot of the lmk intro theme on it #anyways i think its really funny how people seem to assume blueberries are their favourite fruit or something #even though someone once upon a time asked if they liked blueberries and Mayor said something like 'I do not eat them often but I like them #they like pear guys #because it was the dullest fruit I could think of at the time of wondering what flavour milk ice they like #no i am not bullying pears #we do not accept pear slander in the chat #anyways idk what they are gonna do with the tempura shrimp and soy sauce #they will eat it probably

[todayisafridaynight]

whatever //blasts your old man with the butch beam//

#rgg #ryu ga gotoku #ryu ga gotoku 7 #yakuza like a dragon #yakuza 7 #yakuza series #jo sawashiro #genderbend #snap sketches #sorry. #i laid in bed for three seconds and i dont know what happened i saw a vision and thought to myself 'how can i make my mommy issues worse' #unrelated ramble time my dad. texted me and he did the whole 'you need to eat' bit #and then i told him i was goin to my moms this weekend for a hot minute and he was all 'oh ill send you miso soup :) quick an easy :)' #like thank you...... i. LOVE. water. #i actually do like miso soup but it just seems like a funny thing to me idk LOL #immediately after that he was like 'wait ill just give you money for groceries' #which i felt bad bout since i always feel bad gettin money from my dad. not my mom tho she's a witch #see this is. why we're here tonight this ramble is NOT totally unrelated LMAO #anyway. i have a genderbent ichi doodle too but i figured one (1) instance of me being ill is enough for tonight #so with that im gonna look at the wall more and think of women BYE

[moeblob]

Deacon loves two things: Ymber and digging himself a grave.

Fulj hates one thing: Deacon.

#my characters #waiting on some info on the next commission so i indulged in ocs today bc i doubt i will have as much time for lil comics for a bit #deacon is so devoted hes like yeah i would kill for a deity that could easily kill anything himself but yknow teehee #and fulj just did you tell him you needed therapy also does he even know youd murder in his name #deacon caught red handed haha no of course i havent told him it should be obvious enough haha.... and its in his defense not his name :c #man really does have some issues but i love him so much and hes so devoted but like. unhealthily after a while #he does in fact need a chill pill and therapy but to be fair #ymber has needed therapy for centuries and yet he just bottles it all up and suffers so #its pretty unhealthy until they yell at each other one (1) time bc they are so insecure about things and get mad over very valid reasons #but then theyre like you know what that was necessary and i still want to stay by your side if you let me #and then fulj is like dude hey sorry you seem really happy did you fu- and ymber is like no please stop there we have not #fulj just squinting cause have not is very different than will not but whatever she doesnt wanna think about that with deacon involved ew #and eventually fulj is like hey ymber im sorry to say but i really do hate deacon and i dont even know why but he makes me uncomfortable #while deacon is just. in the room. hearing this and thinking how he knows she thinks hes weird but wow that wording hurts #and ymber doesnt wanna fill in memories better forgotten by fulj which she had forcefully removed #so he just says oh well his hair and clothing are black and you had someone in the past that you might see in him and its not a pleasant en #so you know maybe its that idk #and fulj is then WHATST i was rude to him for someone i cant even remember? lame im gonna try SO HARD to be nice to him now #and deacon just still sitting there with some food like this is v awkward and i wish i could not be here for it #and later he asks ymber about who he resembled and as ymber is descibing her it clicks in deacons head and he gets really sad #that he might somehow remind fulj of the woman she loved before she was punished for loving a mortal #and he feels kinda bad pestering her so much with his curiosities about deities and he kinda gets it #the fact hes close to ymber might remind her at the core that she was once that close with a mortal if not closer #anyway story time in the tags again #im so obsessed with these peeps and i have made them suffer so much but they do all end on a happy note #its still funny and nice to me that while fulj is creeped out by deacon and doesnt like talking to him #he still expresses the most emotions to her - he tries hard to remain serious around ymber and collected and obedient at all times #and when out and about with ymber he has to be intimidating and refuses smiling but fulj?? all sunshine and smiles and emotions easy to rea #and she is just that is so weird go away i hate you

[lunarharp]

scribbly first date type affair (continuation of my modern au stuff)

#witch hat tag #orufrey #idk when the next modern au thing will be so i'll just post this by itself. hehe #that art was one of qifrey's first drawings. it was of a creepy eye. (it was around the time he got glasses as a kid) #(and was told that he might lose his sight completely one day so he became an emo because he already wanted to be an artist #like beldaruit who ran his foster home where he encouraged kids to draw art to express their feelings.) #and an insidious deviantart group called The Brimhats idk stole it & reposted it. he never got to the bottom of who exactly did it. #but one day. they will fucking suffer. #(he believes their goal was to develop AI art as they said stuff like 'all art should belong to everyone anyway' & 'there shouldnt be rules' #but actually they were probably just regular mean ppl who have moved on to new things in life than stealing kids' art on deviantart. #who knows though.) i want people to retain their disabilities or general tragedies like beldaruit would be in a wheelchair #and coco's mum is in a coma. but its just so funny if qifrey just has regular bad eyesight #and it's so cute that he would say he doesnt think of beldaruit as a dad & is distant with him but now basically runs a foster home too #where he doesnt just encourage like he was encouraged but actively teaches kids from sad backgrounds to become wonderful artists one day #anyway i am so fucking hungry now goodbye #P.S. BELDARUIT IS NOT OLD !!!!!!! i mean if qifrey is late 20s or older in canon like i want... i guess he..but.... NO !!!!!! 😭 #*edits in some follow-up drawings* #oru: i couldn't c-c-confess my feelings bc it always seems like he's worried about something..i shouldnt bother him.. #qif: *always worried about how to confess his feelings* #ive decided meeting at 7 on da is kind of ridiculous actually. i think they probably meet at like age 10 in canon..not immediately =_= #since beru-sama is like 'he finally found a friend'. whatever... this'll be my last art post for a while probably so see ya <3

[thnxforknowingme]

#glee #gleesource #gleeedit #mine #my gifs #okay this is version 4 and I just wanna be DONE so i'm posting #this is definitely the best looking version so far #the bottom gifs seem like they're flashing at a different rate even though i set the speeds the same? idk #anyway I've always wanted to have these little monologues side by side #because they are very funny #also fun fact: emma actually says 'you're a slut' TWO more times than I captioned #but it looked a little silly repeated that many times #adventures in gif-making

[hoediaz]

burn the straw house down buddie › time loop › angst :/ › ao3 for my beloved @gayeddiaz

“Why the fuck are you even in this loop? This day isn’t about you.” “Well, I die,” Eddie comments idly, not sounding as offended as he maybe should be. “Haven’t you heard? I’m always dying.” “That’s not funny.” Eddie shrugs, not really agreeing or disagreeing. It’s a few seconds before he says, eyes still closed, “Maybe I’m here so you’re not alone. - or, buck gets stuck in time, has a break down and then, relatedly, a break through

part one: burned, about to burn, still on fire [17k] part two: explode in slow motion [23k]

#buddie #buddie fic #911 fic #it's been so long i've forgotten how to tag fic #anyway sorry this ran away from me so i'm posting the first part while grace is actually awake #nad the rest will be posted probably at like. idk 4 in the morning #* #also YES i'm aware of how funny it is that i seem to be obsessed with writing buck having a breakdown through funky time situations #im not putting a total word count bc i simply don't know it x #god i hate this fic so much

[poetka]

The whole kibum mcd brand deal situation is really fucking upsetting because as much as I could understand (=/= excuse!) the colourism thing as a person from another homogenous country, this time i can't even wrap my head around it. No brand deal is inescapable, especially if you're a fucking millionaire. And the cheek of him to show his middle finger during the concert. The Lucas shout out ("sitting with my family"). The way he suddenly started parading Kany around coincidentally right after the colourism scandal and apparently also mentioned Fatou in the show tonight... like I hope they genuinely are friends but honestly I don't know anything anymore.

I miss Jjong. He was the best and most empathetic of them and that's why he had to suffer. I really fucking miss how wise he was for his age and his comforting words and how he seemed to really care about other people and what's happening in the world. He talked about Palestine 10 years ago and the rest of them are refusing to say anything even today. But that's okay. Entertainers are here to entertain, not to share their political views. But there is a fucking line and supporting a company that's openly funding a genocide without addressing it is something everyone should agree crosses it.

I've been a huge shawol since I was 12 years old. That's half of my life. That's pretty much all of my life that I can remember well. I've had my ups and downs but this is a new fucking low. I don't even want to look at Kibum's face right now.

#that also goes for taemin and minho for shouting the thank you kany etc on the year end stages btw but that was kinda cute #what kibum is doing though looks very. performative. #and like i'm just so disappointed you know... #and suddenly all of his quirks that i saw as funny or cunty or whatever just seem obnoxious and mean to me now #it really doesn't take much time to view someone in a completely different light #anyway this was a rant. idk what else to say. #shinee #kim kibum

[celestialrealms]

gonna be honest obey me fandom is weirdly fixated on hating mephistopheles. like, he was barely even rude to the mc in comparison to the brothers in season 1 and honestly i don’t even think most of the people being weird about him have even read season 4? like idk man seems a LITTLE iffy to me 🤷‍♂️

#obey me mephistopheles #obey me #obey me shall we date #i'm entering my mephisto era because u guys are legitimately annoying me now #he's so benign hes literally just a guy #obey me fandom just sees anyone with a slightly darker skintone and instantly acts obsurd #it's so funny when its lucifer stans too... like love him but uhh. he almost killed mc several times bestie #mephisto is simply so milquetoast in comparison to the brothers dfkjgkdkjdfg #idk like even talking about his stuff with the brothers being ex-angels #he's not even as bad as the brothers about humans in season 1 anyway #or luke ? #AND his relationship with luke in season 4 showed growth even with him having EXTREMELY limited screentime #idk man it's ALMOST like it's part of the game's themes whoda thunk #anyway hes mine now <3 don't look at my pathetic guy <3 #i'm so serious i'm VERY tired of obm's inequality between characters #i'm only here for barbatos and mephisto now it seems

[cosmobrain00]

well🙂

#*visibly trying not to burst into tears* hey guys whats up #surprise surprise another absence bc my life can’t stop getting WORSE evry day it seems haha! #so. now who’s gonna tell me how u deal w the loss of ur fave person n the one person u were 100% certain truly loved u no matter what #who also inspired u to be an artist in the first place n who's been there for u ur ENTIRE life #like idk how to start dealing w it lmao. one min ill be basically okay n then the next ill feel like smthing just tore a chunk out of me #looked outside just a sec ago n thought “oh so she'll never see my progress in art. oh ill never get to make another painting for her” #n yk part of me just wants to pretend like none of it happened honestly #like “hey that was a fucked up dream oh well let me call [x] n tell them I love them” #n I dont fucking KNOW how to deal w this grief n idk whats normal n what isnt #no I havent cried rlly but almost every day I feel like I cant breathe n tht my chest is collapsing in on itself #no I cant talk abt it but i can’t draw like I used to n thinking abt my last art project makes me wanna throw up #< considering it was going to be a present for her tht she'll never get to see. Haha so funny right guys #fuck I need to get so entirely drunk over this now RELAPSING TIME BABY!! #anyways. will try to be normal tm n talk to ppl again instead of isolating as a way to cope n sorry to ppl who have msg'd me Ill be back

[darkfire359]

#izzy hands #our flag means death #ofmd #Mazikeen has that gifset that mirrors the ‘there he is’ scene so perfectly #Pearl has ‘It’s over isn’t it’ #I feel like people won’t know Drummer and Ashford but they are both so Izzy in different ways #unrequited gay crush on someone dating the protagonist who is a buffoon #vs grizzled old guy who is an antagonist but very honorable and totally reasonable the whole time #and they both have been pirates and first mates! #Drummer’s also got that ridiculous loyalty and the angry yelling #anyway Sevika’s the loyal henchmen who loses a limb and has to deal with her boss’s much sillier interest in another character #Izzy made me like her so much more than I first did #I have not seen Birds of Prey but Victor is a masochistic gay little henchman and that seems perfect tbh? #no idea who Pash is; please tell me #Tinkerbell and Jon were also recommended for this poll and IDK the parallel but it’s funny #I also want to add an honorable mention for ‘loyal henchmen with an unrequited gay crush’ Scorpia from She-Ra #But my beloved Scorpia is way too nice and unbeat to win here

[evilmagician430]

who up sinning their fest

#one of my worst recent hyperfixations i'll admit #and i dont even have an excuse like ohhh i used to read this back in the late 2000s before all the terf shit #no i got into it in late 2023 this school year cause i stumbled across the tvtropes page #and i was like 'sinfest'? isnt that the name of that terf Twitter comic? but the cover image showed a sick ass artstyle so i read it #and im just obsessed with it now its such a strange spectacle. its like a political cartoon and a newspaper comic at the same time #my fav era has gotta be late 2000s maybe early 2010s sinfest... hell maybe even mid 2010s sinfest if i ignore the sisterhood #now every strip is just about jewish people or calling trans women groomers #and almost every once-likable character is now canonically a terf and/or racist and/or antivaxxer etc #or theyre just not in the comic at all anymore like my dear criminy and fuschia #i hope we never get another appearance from them godbless #cause last time we saw criminy he was helping squig and slick break a terf out of she/her penitentiary. with fuschia's permission #theyre definitely the best part of 2010s sinfest. a bygone era #the best part of 2000s sinfest is the sharp artstyle and lil e just being evil #and the best part of 2020s sinfest seems to be. um. laughing at how ridiculous it is? its kind of hard to enjoy though. #i intend to stay updated on it because i like being able to say i've read all of sinfest start to finish #but man i gotta get an adblocker soon cause i read it on the official website cause idk how else to read it online and the ads are constant #really funny when ur reading a strip criticizing the prevalence of ads in our day to day life #not as funny when you remember tatsuya is probably making money off of them. so yeah im gonna install ublock #but the problem is i usually read it on my school computer to pass time. and that technically isnt my computer so i cant download ublock #anyways. i could ramble on about how much i love and hate and am obsessed w sinfest all day but heres some fanart of the characters. #id like to make my own headcanon version of sinfest aka sinfest if it was good #but headcanons arent enough... i need to kill tatsuya ishida #sinfest #squigley sinfest #monique sinfest #lil e sinfest #the devil sinfest #tangerine sinfest #images that are horrid to see and look at #mspaint

[happistar]

thinking about that time my narrator design was nicknamed the squip

Anyways! since im into bmc rn, take this

#tspud #the stanley parable #happi's art #the narrator #wooo its been awhile since ive drawn him #decided to make his tie an arrow now #the rest of the other changes are just squip flavored details #like the gold streak in his hair #since the broadway squip has white in his hair #idk seemed to work well lol #im proud of the circuits being arrows too #anyways this also like. just appeals to me ahbjdfnbjdfnbgfnbf #still think its funny that my narrator was nicknamed that #and that WASNT how i got a 5 month hyperfixation on bmc in the same year #also i wouldddd try to make a background but honestly backgrounds are hard and i didnt have any specific ideas #okay time to stop rambling in the notes ajfbndfjbl

[rexscanonwife]

Bro where did this wave of love even COME from I just queued a bunch of scout art for later and I wanna draw some nice sibling stuff and I'm thinking about how Engie calls him Jackrabbit and my partner calls me bunny rabbit waaahh 😭😭💖💖

#jane journals #self insert talk #platonic f/o #familial f/o #⚾️ strike out siblings ⚾️ #<- a litfle smth im trying out. idk bonk brother never seemed satisfactory to me #so here we go!! #aaaahh i can feel a tf2 mini fixation coming on. #its weird that its so close to my rex anniversary tho like #im working on balance 😂😂 the queue helps tbh!! i post a wider variety of things #even tho i do curate it a little #ANYWAY!!! #IDK WHERE THIS LOVE CAME FROM!!! #i wanna draw us as kids and hanging out as adults and stuff #and i thought itd be kinda funny if i drew a little comic where miss pauling meets my s/i for the first time #like. scout is like 'hey wanna meet my sister?' and pauling is envisioning femscout and already rolling her eyes #but she sees junie instead who immediately compliments her and is all bubbly and sweet and paulings lesbian ass is all 😳💖💖💖💖 #even just cause shes not around sweet genuine compliments from girls very often 👉👈 #i may have a crush on miss pauling #damn scout sorry i stole ur girl 🤭🤭🤭 #ougghh fuck i actually wanna think more about that

[lemonlimetoast]

Hi I don't usually talk about empires SMP on here but it's so funny to me that in many of pixlriffs's streams (whenever anyone asked) he's been like "yeah 12 is the perfect number for an smp, very divisible, no one else is being added or else it'd be too unruly to collab with everyone" etc etc and then today, 6 weeks after the start of the series, Oli is revealed to have joined as the 13th member like I've just been absolutely bamboozled

#empires smp #TheOrionSound #pixlriffs #i dont really watch oli so im sure some ppl r like ya we saw this coming but like idk its just funny to me #'but juno what about that one time joey or someone forgot to edit out the 'theorionsound joined' in the chat on one of his vids' #listen to me. i simply forgot <3 and also at the time i was like hm this seems like either something that i need to purposely forget #to not spoil a surprise or like nothing like maybe he just logged on for fun idk theyre friends on here #either way #anyways take this with a grain a salt bc pix streams at 7am for me so i may have misremembered or something #but defo felt the ol switcheroo rn #midnighttalk #anyways ive never watched an oli video until now and on twitter someone said his videos are like being in a blender #and thats so true tbh [in a good way tho] #also i love anytime anyone sees the greatbridge for the first time cuz theyre like wtf that is massive when did that get here

[coquelicoq]

just got a biopsy to see if my [checks notes] 15-week period is because of cancer. however then my friends drove me to get chocolate and the new martha wells novel so, you know, there are pros and cons here.

#the epic highs and lows of having a uterus #highs: people buy you chocolate!! #lows: all the other stuff :( #anyway i am. a lil stressed out lol #also pretty lightheaded! i'm not really even sure why because ok so yeah i was already anemic from the 15 weeks of bleeding #plus i was anemic before that also #plus there was a lot of blood during the biopsy. but i feel like that blood was just the stuff in my uterus that'd be coming out anyway #as opposed to new blood from within my veins or something #and i'm still sick lolllll #so it's a fun time. BUT! martha wells novel! and i lent all systems red to a friend who will hopefully become obsessed with murderbot #and talk to me about it constantly! (<-my endgame at all times) #it's so funny every time i've been to the doctor they're like 'date of your last period?' and i'm like april 9th. and it is ongoing. #and then we just 😬 at each other #anyway cross your fingers for me. apparently if the biopsy comes back negative they don't have other ideas for what could be going on #not sure how to feel about that. obviously i don't want to have cancer but it's very stressful not knowing what is going on #do i just bleed forever indefinitely??? i'll be real with you lads that doesn't seem great :/ #she was like next step would be to put in a hormonal iud and i was like that is absolutely not an option that i will consider #i would sooner get a hysterectomy #so idk maybe i will get a hysterectomy! biopsy results in a week. okay. ending the tags now #if anybody wants me to trigger tag for cancer mentions let me know and i can definitely do that going forward <3