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youy momma so MARIO she jumps for joy when she gets the gold coin!

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daily affirmations

I am a vortex of Bullshit

I attract Toxicity

I attract Negative energy

Wealth and Success flee from me

Angelic guides Abandon me due to my Personality Disorder

My Higher Self is trapped inside of a Prism and being tortured by Demons

Powerful Forces are conspiring for my Downfall

My Crystal's are Busted

My Chakras are Spinning Backeards

My Pineal Gland is replaced.with a Deer Pellet

I suck Positive Vibes out of the Room and Replace them with Rancidity and Hatred

I attract Drama

My Children Hate me

Bugs Grow in my Whiote Girl Dreds

My Twin Flame left me for a Pleadiean Bitch with 6 Penise's

My OF is Failing

My SoundCloud is Shadowbanned

My Volkswagon Golf has a Catastrophic Oil Leak

I have Ozempic Face

I have Nothing

My life is Fucked

My life is Fucked

My life is Fucked

MY LIFE IS fucked.

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Bumping My Head Into U So Cutely Until Blood

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“Why should rich people pay more” because fuck ‘em

“So you are okay for paying more when you have money” I am not excluded from ‘fuck ‘em’ when relevant

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The only good thing staff added recently

Mutuals we are doing this

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you guys know you can get USB connectable CD, dvd, and blu-ray players right. and you can buy external hard drives with crazy amounts of space for an amount of money that would make the average person from 2009’s head explode bc of how cheap it is. and if you do this and get ripping software such as handbrake for CDs and DVDs and makeMKV for blurays you can both own a physical copy of whatever media you want and make it accessible to yourself no matter where you are. do you guys know this

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you guys know you can get USB connectable CD, dvd, and blu-ray players right. and you can buy external hard drives with crazy amounts of space for an amount of money that would make the average person from 2009’s head explode bc of how cheap it is. and if you do this and get ripping software such as handbrake for CDs and DVDs and makeMKV for blurays you can both own a physical copy of whatever media you want and make it accessible to yourself no matter where you are. do you guys know this

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What a cunt holy shit DO NOT VOTE FOR THESE FUCKING PEOPLE

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ppl using ahh instead of ass is the corniest shit ever like it actually pisses me off a little

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unsung benefit i think a lot of ppl are sleeping on with using the public library is that i think its a great replacement for the dopamine hit some ppl get from online shopping. it kind of fills that niche of reserving something that you then get to anticipate the arrival of and enjoy when it arrives, but without like, the waste and the money.

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ithink wearing a faggy outfit and listening to shitty music will solve most if not all of yr problems

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"subverting stereotypes by making a vampire/werewolf couple where the vampire is butch and the werewolf is femme!" did you still make the savage animal person the black one again

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Geff

#creepypasta

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No one is discrediting the student protests. I myself am a student who is partaking in largely student-coordinated protests, drives, campaigns… but I also understand that we are largely missing the point if coverage of these protests overshadows what they are actually protesting for—the atrocities committed on Palestinians every single day. As the western buzz around this genocide gets more and more coverage, the coverage of the genocide itself sharply declines. It’s true and I see it every single day. Things are not being reported with the precision and diligence they should be.

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describing the eclipse to european mutuals: it was just like when you put the top bun on the burger

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let’s settle this shit but do NOT reblog if you’re gonna be modest about it like a little BITCH. anyway privilege check tell me which ones apply to you: hot, funny, can dance, can do math, can spell, can drive, can cook

#im probably funny and im good at math and spelling and the rest dont apply 🔥🔥🔥

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Well you see minors under 25 years old should not be allowed to get gender reassignment surgery because what if they go to the clinic but instead of giving them a normal penis the nurses mess up and give them the evil penis. That's irreversible