#anti audruma

[hydesjackiespuddinpop]

Just wrote an audruma fic

inspired by @freddieslater's audruma drabble

#descendants 3 #audruma #umaudrey #audrey x uma #uma x audrey #my fanfiction #anti mal bertha

[hitchell-mope]

Uma: If karma doesn’t come around and hit you in the face, I will.

#disney descendants #uma daughter of ursula #anti audrey daughter of sleeping beauty #anti audruma #anti umaudrey #source: tumblr

[hitchell-mope]

Audrey: Bugs are one of the three most disgusting things in the world!

Uma: Aside from you, what are the other disgusting things?

#disney descendants #uma daughter of ursula #anti audrey daughter of sleeping beauty #anti umaudrey #anti audruma #source: pokemon

[hitchell-mope]

Uma: I was awoken by the sound of mockery. Show me the object of ridicule!

#disney descendants #uma daughter of ursula #anti audrey daughter of sleeping beauty #anti audruma #anti umaudrey #source: gravity falls

[hitchell-mope]

Uma: Look on the bright side.

Audrey: What bright side?

Uma: It's not happening to me.

#disney descendants #uma daughter of ursula #anti audrey daughter of sleeping beauty #anti umaudrey #anti audruma #source: rocket power

[hitchell-mope]

Uma: There’s a U in stupid

Audrey: Well, there’s also an I…Wait a minute.

#disney descendants #uma daughter of ursula #anti audrey daughter of sleeping beauty #anti umaudrey #anti audruma #source: facebook

[hitchell-mope]

Audrey: She started throwing ice at me and started yelling, “Holy water bitch! This is an exorcism!”

#disney descendants #anti audrey daughter of sleeping beauty #uma daughter of ursula #anti umaudrey #anti audruma #source: texts from last night

[hitchell-mope]

Audrey: just imagined a world where I didn’t exist. How bleak and depressing that would be...Uma stop smiling!!!!

#disney descendants #anti audrey daughter of sleeping beauty #uma daughter of ursula #anti audruma #anti umaudrey

[hitchell-mope]

(Before the deathbed vigil)

Uma: bagseye the clothes

Harry: bagseye the make up

Gil: bagseye the bedding

Celia: bagseye the entertainment system

Adam: she’s not even cold yet

Uma: it’s not like she’ll need it where she’s going

Celia: and if the fates are kind you’ll soon be joining her

#disney descendants #uma daughter of ursula #huma #gil legume #celia facillier #sea three #anti umaudrey #anti audruma #anti haudrey #anti gildrey #anti audrey daughter of sleeping beauty #anti beast descendants

[hitchell-mope]

Ben: you need a hobby

Uma: I have hobbies

Ben: how many time do I need to say that mooning over Doug, trying to kill my fiancé aka your cousin and shaving your roommates head in her sleep are not hobbies

Uma: you’re right. They’re not hobbies. They’re professions. At which I excel

#disney descendants #ben florian #bal #uma daughter of ursula #ben and uma brotp #doug and uma brotp #anti umaudrey #anti audruma #anti hevie

[hitchell-mope]

Bullshit tier enemies to lovers

Any ship that puts Harry with one of the main five

Audrevie/audruma

Swan queen

Harringrove

Anything that puts Draco with his victims

Whatever the fuck the Star Wars people did to Rey

#disney descendants #anti benrry #anti harry x mal #anti jarry #anti hevie #anti harlos #anti audrevie #anti audruma #anti umaudrey #once upon ​a time #anti swan queen #stranger things #anti harringrove #harry potter #anti drarry #anti dramione #anti ​dron #star wars #anti reylo

[hitchell-mope]

Uma: The important thing is that Audrey is gone, presumably back to the depths of hell from whence she came.

#disney descendants #uma daughter of ursula #anti audrey daughter of sleeping beauty #anti umaudrey #anti audruma #source: texts from last night

[hitchell-mope]

Audrey: Now, it seems to me like you're trying to paint me as the bad guy.

Uma: You ARE the bad guy!

#disney descendants #uma daughter of ursula #anti audrey daughter of sleeping beauty #anti audruma #anti umaudrey #source: youtube

[hitchell-mope]

Audrey: you have no idea what kind of life I’ve had. The barbaric suffering I’ve been put through

Uma: did you have to work for free in your mother’s restaurant from a young age cause she’s too lazy to do it herself?

Audrey: no

Harry: has your dad ever slung a whiskey bottle at your head because you said good morning?

Audrey: no

Gil: have you ever wandered where your next meal was coming from because your dad couldn’t be bothered to buy enough food for you?

Audrey: no

Sea three: THEN SHUT THE FUCK UP

#disney descendants #uma daughter of ursula #gil legume #sea three #anti audrey daughter of sleeping beauty #anti umaudrey #anti audruma #anti haudrey #anti gildrey #sea three vs audrey

[hitchell-mope]

Doug: I’m the nicest person you could ever hope to meet that also knows how to break someone’s arm in three places with minimal effort

(Beat)

Uma: YO! AUDREY! I’VE GOT A THEORY I WANNA TEST OUT ON YOU

#disney descendants #uma daughter of ursula #doug son of dopey #doug and uma brotp #anti audruma #anti umaudrey #anti audrey daughter of sleeping beauty

[hitchell-mope]

Uma deserved better

She deserved better then being used as a scapegoat in advertising to cover the fact a spoilt rich girl was the true villain

She deserved to call out Adam for the creation of the island

She deserved a canon relationship with the middle hook child

She deserved her own canon solo

She deserved more magic

She deserved to not be put with the girl who she was used as a scapegoat for in the adverts by the fanbase

She deserved to learn that Adam blamed her for a crime Audrey committed

She deserved to be treated with respect by the Channel given how long her actress had been part of the “family”

Uma deserved better

#disney descendants #uma daughter of ursula #huma #anti audruma #anti umaudrey #china anne mcclain deserved better