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#another reason why the foxes arent intimidated by him
plutoslvr · 1 year
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I like my shitposter Kevin hc so much because like you meet this guy in real life and he's so stoic and reserved so obviously you would think his social media would be filled with exy but NO!
You go to his twitter and you see the most insane shit ever like "What if teeth were squishy like marshmallows when they fall out and we ate them." or "How much redbull do you normally put in your coffee? I normally put in like 7." like THE most batshit crazy stuff you could imagine.
And what makes it worse is that he STILL tweets about exy like "What if exy racquets were miniature and we had to play but really carefully so they won't break." idk but you can pry this from my cold, dead hands because I KNOW that under all that trauma and pensiveness he's got the wackest personality ever.
Andrew is subjected to everything by default like its 5am (Kev's a history student he doesn't have normal sleep schedules) and Kevin's whispering in the dead of the night "What if carrots screamed when we crunched into them." "Kev, shut the FUCK up."
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