#and you gotta wonder about the home

[breadandblankets]

so i live in the US southwest and we are absolutely Dog Shit at building to our environment here. and its something that is becoming more apparent to me the more energy modeling we have to do for construction (california energy code lets goooo) the walls are paper thin and we're trying to remedy that by stuffing the walls full of glass and rocks and putting more and more panes on the windows and never really addressing the fundamental problem.

we're not building to our environment. we're building to some ideal of what a house be and then building yet another balloon framed building (yes im aware that balloon is not necessarily the technique every building is using but it all evolved from balloon framing so you get the idea) (but also balloon framed buildings are from the midwest and it Shows).

tilt up concrete is just another iteration of balloon framing that uses a different material but its all the same methods. and it Sucks Slightly Less at maintaining a decent building envelope than wood and insulation.

is this a long winded way of saying that i want more masonry/earthworks houses in the southwest? of fucking course it is. bring me some fucking adobo

#old man yells at building #i hate wood frame construction #dni if you are a wood framed single family home #clay fucks severely #posts made for an audience of Me #although not the thermo kind #but i understand heat transfer alright #and it makes me mad #this is re the vid i queued about mud and straw buildings in uganda #which i gotta say is Wonderful building to your environment #and it got me started on earthworks #shut up bread #breadboarding

[meggsssart]

You gotta love the "come home drunk, eat toast and drink loads of water" routine

#There something wholesome about it #Then you have your toast slathered in butter #Drink your water #Then get cosy in bed #I'm wondering if this is a British thing?? What do other people eat when they stumble home? #I don't mean eating out after a night out like a kebab #I mean “what's in my cupboard I gotta eat before I sleep” #Enlighten me

[not-snowpoff]

“IT’S OKAY HUMAN! YOU HAVE BEEN SO BUSY FACING NEW CHALLENGES AND OVERCOMING DIFFICULTIES. THERE WERE SO MANY OPPORTUNITIES TO GIVE UP OR NOT TRY BUT YOU PERSISTED AND STAYED DETERMINED. LOOK AT WHAT YOU HAVE ACCOMPLISHED! DON’T JUST BRUSH IT UNDER THE RUG, SILLY HUMAN. EVEN THE LITTLE THINGS WERE STEPS TOWARDS BIGGER THINGS AND YOU SOMETIMES EVEN MANAGED TO MAKE GRAND LEAPS FORWARD, IT LOOKED REALLY COOL WHEN YOU DID THAT, NYEH HEH HEH! SO PLEASE, REMEMBER TO ACKNOWLEDGE YOU ARE MAKING PROGRESS. YOU HAVE BEEN SO STRONG IN WAYS THAT MAY NOT SEEM OBVIOUS BUT CAN BE IN THE MOST IMPORTANT WAYS. CAN’T YOU SEE WHAT I SEE? SEE WHY I AM SO PROUD OF YOU?”

Sometimes I get really sad that my spark of creativity has left me again. I know it will come back and it may be in a different form or medium but still, I miss it. Haven’t been able to enjoy Undertale or the fandom like I used to, makes me feel like I’ve abandoned something I cherished so deeply. All of it still holds a special place in my heart, I just can’t access the same passion I used to have. Though, I can’t help but get a little emotional imagining what Papyrus would say if I apologized for being gone for so long and that it still might be a while until I return.

#vent #my art #papyrus #uuuggghhhh listening to undertale music while I write this is just getting me more emotional #dangit papyrus why you gotta help me see myself in a better light dangit #the other day i saw a post about how self shipping was a form of loving yourself and UGGGGH #that hit me right in the heart because… wow… man… i never looked it at that way and i guess yeah… #i want to see myself the way i imagine papyrus would #its like something doesnt allow that when its just me. my self doubt would creep in… drowning out the positive thoughts #then i just shift. i escape into fantasy and imagine a happiness i think is impossible #to be seen and loved and its funny how a shift in perspective can let you imagine that possiblity #the possibility that you are lovable. that you are wonderful. capable. strong. kind. so full of potential. #Others could possibly say this but it just hits home how very important it is that I see these qualities in myself. #That I learn to love myself and acknowledge all the good that there is on my own #anyways… for anyone still reading. Thank you for hearing me out #Remember you are deserving of love. Always. And I hope you can see all the wonderful things about yourself that there is to appreciate

[baronessblixen]

wait they forced people to come more often because the parking lot is empty ?? Ludicrous 😭

Right?? I mean hybrid working conditions are for sure the best but sometimes it sure is ridiculous.

And every job is different. In some cases it makes zero sense to bring people back into the office.

#lovely anons #and i mean what's the problem #some people LIKE going into the office #that's great that's wonderful let them #but why force it on everyone? #and it's so dumb #like two years back back companies were like #oh you don't have to live close by! #you can just work from home! #and now they're like #you gotta come in #we don't care where you live you should have thought about that before

[solaaresque]

day 874392857 of ??? where i am so fucking tired of this house and the people inside it that killing myself is looking better and better each day :/

#reze stfu #god i honestly. idk what to say #my parents aren't bad in terms of it. they're pretty good as far as parents go #but like. imso fucking tired of being expected to act and talk a certain way. yes. i am your first child #that is exactly the reason i am so fucked up!! because you didnt know how to deal with children when you had me an i was basically a... #idk. an experiment or wtv #I WISH THEY COULD UNDERSTAND THAT !! #i know there is something wrong with me. because i've been told that. to my face. repeatedly #and people wonder why my self esteem is so low :/ #maybe if you didnt amke me question my fucking existance i wouldnt be this way. you ever thought of that?? #just two more years . i gotta hanf on for two more years. thats all. thats all. and them im our im out of this house #maybe ill like them better when i dont see tjem everyday #god i love being deathly terrified of my own parents. sometimes i dont even think i love them. i think im just so scared of them #that ive deluded myself into thinking that i love them and theyd never do anything to hurt me #despite KNOWING that isnt true #and its worse when my sisters have to deal with the fallout like. im used to being the buffer. i can deal with that. but please please #please dont expect me to parent. dont expect me to take your place. side eyes my father #WHY am i the most responsible person in that house??? #you expect me to trust you ??? after you left 2 10 year olds alone in a playground in the hot sun for 3 hours with no food no water no money #no way back home??? and you fucking forgot about them???? and i had to remind you???????? #i dont know. maybe im just lashing out. maybe im just tired of being the fuckup #its hard to be proud of yourself when you end up being told that there is something about you that is not right in the head ykwim? #ugh im sorry for ranting i just. idek what set me off and now i have nail marks in my arm and my skin is raw again #and my eyes are bloodshot. so i guess. ill be crying myself to sleep again. yay #that is if i even GET to sleep. i just wasted 20 mins i couldve used to be working having a mental breakdown. fun fun #tw suicide #tw vent

[nattikay]

This morning my brother filled up Rosie (his puppy)’s bowl, but I guess Rosie really had to pee because he wound up taking her outside before she ate it.

Meanwhile, I decided to go ahead and feed Maisie as well. I go and fill her bowl, put it on her mat, and go into the bathroom to take care of my own business.

Within the less-than-two minutes I was in there, Maisie had scarfed down all of her own food, slipped out the cat-flap on the gate, and already started going to town on Rosie’s! I had to pull her back and lock the flap.

Maisie you’re cute and I love you and all, but you’re a filthy little scavenger and you must be stopped 😩

#maisie #i watched a cat documentary yesterday and there was this segment about how researchers did an experiment with cats #where the cats were presented four choices: favorite food; favorite toy; favorite smell; and their owner #and apparently over 50% of the time cats chose their owner first #which is sweet and all #and I'm a big fan of the fact that cat science is catching up to the idea that yes as a matter of fact cats do like their owners #but man. m a n. i have no doubt in my mind that as for maisie specifically she would've gone for the food first #she'd probably pick me over the toy or the smell #but food? yeah good luck standing in her way #doesn't even have to be her favorite. or even cat food at all. people food? dog food? she's there #stinker #y'know i remember hearing somewhere once that cats who were malnourished as kittens sometimes become food-obsessed as adults #and i can't help but wonder if this is the case for maisie #i don't know much about her kittenhood...I know she was with her foster family for about 2-3 weeks prior to me adopting her but that's it #and she was pretty thin when we brought her home #there's no way to know for sure but it would explain a lot... #regardless...sorry maisie but i'm not gonna let you overeat 😤 #the vet said you're already a healthy weight and gosh darn it we're gonna keep it that way #that's my job as a responsible pet owner and I'm sticking to it so u gotta deal with it greedy kitty

[killjoy-prince]

Manga haul!! I did end up going on my usual bookstore trip!!

#prince's talk tag #bloom into you continues to elude me. i need 6-8 and they only had 8 #i am excited to catch up with sasaki bc i really wanna read the spinoff but i held off until i was caught up #after catching up with witch hat i wanted to continue it asap so i was able to find the next two i needed #idk was she and her cat is but it looks cute #last gender i was reading it online but they didnt have all the chapters even tho the 3rd vol said it was the last one #and i wanna see how it ends #you know i sold a few books at a second hand shop and they gave like pocket change for all of them #im a little annoyed but whatever at least theyre out of my hands #they didnt take one of them bc i think it was too trashy of a manga for them to sell like its just sex really #but i took care of it. i kinda figured they wouldn't but their website didnt specify if theyd take very mature books so i tried it out #and now i know #thats the current vol of classmates out rn after that ill be caught up #i saw the pet agency one on amazon amd didn't know what it was but it was at the bnn with the big selection so why not #something interesting about that bnn so it has 4 floors and the manga is on the 4th floor so i gotta take the escalators up #and on the second floor was a lego statue of h*rry p*tter holding the trans and genderfluid flags #the area this bnn is in is lgbtq+ friendly. having multiple tables and sections in the store dedicated to lgbtq+ books #and even decorating the tables and bannisters with pride flags #im wondering if the made him hold those flags as a fuck you to the author #bc its not like the store wanted to put it up. it was most likely an order from home office #who knows? i dont work there

[dirt-str1der]

Literally cant care about anything other than majima haruka bonding

#Yakuza loveblog #ohhh together ... this is less of a kiryu sickfic and more like harukas little city adventure #kiryu got sick because he was just not taking care of himself and keeled over like a victorian lady and haruka was like okay . im #cooking dinner tonight ojisan if i catch you out of bed i will be very angry with you !!! #sorry for using ojisan and uncle kaz interchangably theyre both just so fucking cute ... uncle kaz lets fuck hookers #haruka where is the methy . in my nose ojisan. uncle kaz get it twisted gamble you will win you understand you will break even #you wont lose. you wont go into debt. you will win. millions. get it twisted gamble and thats it. #majima ends up having to drive her home because he doesnt want her out on her own anymore .. which is funny because haruka yelled at him #because he joked about coming over to visit kiryu while hes sick and she was like NO !!! and he was like sheesh okay okay ... #and then shes like oh turn left here yeah this is where we're staying .. . you can come in if you want :) (she trusts him now) #i think harukas jacket also got ripped up and covered in blood so majima bought her that stylish puffer jacket she has in yk2 #little girls WILL wear black singlets by the way just trust me on this kiryu also wore one when he was younger 'source?' just trust me #its like a staple of the wardrobe you need a black singlet and a jacket to wear over it plus its super cute and sensible #i like to make people straight up stab and hurt other people in front of haruka she doesnt care shes already desensitised #because she follows kiryu around every day and hes always caving skulls and making people spit out bloody teeth so seeing majima splatter #blood everywhere was nothing to her shes always getting splashed with blood every single day she doesnt mind #shes very brave to keep wearing white after that but a girls gotta do what a girls gotta do #hmm wonder if i should have a proper writing tag so i can consolidate all this shit ... #well it would mostly be for keeping track of what ive already posted because i can never remember and i keep writing the same thing #over and over again ... i only have one brain you see .. #majima comes into kiryus house immediately makes a beeline for his bedroom and sees him all sweaty and feverish in bed too weak to move #and she starts panting like a dog and kiryu looks at her with fear in his eyes #guy whos about to get his shit rocked like crazy and knows it #sorry haruka look away !!! <- thats the header i have for this fic look away from the rest of the document !!!!

[more-than-a-princess]

@cantillat asked: ✏️✏️✏️✏️ (ask and you shall receive)

Incorrect Quotes Generator meme but since Sin didn't specify a muse it's an all older Shirou edition

Shirou: Ah, Hello again. We really need to stop meeting like this.

Sonia: Maybe we would, if you would sTOP BREAKING INTO MY FUCKING HOUSE!!!

Sonia: I sort of did something and I need some advice, but I don't want a lot of judgment and criticism.

Shirou: And you came to me?

Sonia: I feel so burnt out. Shirou: Don’t worry, it'll be over soon. Sonia: Are you gonna... assassinate me? Shirou: Well not if you’re expecting it.

Sonia: Are you this rude to everyone?! Shirou: Yup. Shirou: Don't think you're special.

Sonia: How the hell are you still alive? Shirou: Honestly, I’m just as confused as you are.

Sonia: You're alive. Shirou: There's no need to sound so disappointed.

Sonia: Seriously, Shirou, how many people would you have killed if we’d asked you to? Shirou: That’s not important Sonia: I DISAGREE.

Sonia: You have an impressive pain tolerance. Shirou: Thanks, it's the trauma.

Sonia: Shirou, you do remember when we agreed we were better off as friends, right? Shirou, naked in Sonia's bed: No, I absolutely do not. Sonia, already taking off their clothes: Fuck... Me neither.

#more-than-a-princess answered #cantillat #(Incorrect Quotes Generator meme: end of 2022 edition) #(There's a recurring trend of muses breaking into Sonia's homes tbh) #(You gotta wonder about that lax security around the royal family)

[sonwar]

bones and all spoilers

went to see bones and all today and while i liked it fine i was also a little disappointed in it, i think they lost a lot in the impact of the romance and metaphor by making them the same. it’s a lot easier to love and understand someone who is just like you, and i think all the hard points of the movie would have hit harder if the two of them had been different.

#bones and all spoilers #i still liked it! i just felt like there was something else missing #like i thought the two guys they met on the road had a more interesting story than maren and lee #even the ending scene which was probably what i enjoyed most (love to the point of consumption and all that and if i’m gone then i’d like #to be a part of you) felt like it would have meant more if he hadn’t been like her #ALSO it did bug me that the idea was to paint them (or at least her) as total outcasts on the edge of society and then. the whole movie #they keep meeting people just like them??? kind of defeats the purpose #and what was with making her mom and his dad just like them??? weird #the cinematography was great the acting was great i just felt like the story was a little lacking which makes me wonder if the source #material just isn’t that great #like it’s not enough to give me cannibalism i already know all about that you gotta drive the story home you gotta make me feel GUTTED #anyway #cannibalism #spoilers #bones and all tag #rowan talks

[hendrickz]

kirby dach x a burning hill, mitski.

#psue series #kirby dach #montreal canadiens #there is something so. narratively interesting about this. #kirby was severely underutilized in illinois. like. severely. and in montreal hes doing Wonderful. #i dont Love chi for understandable reasons and one of those is the fact that players are. almost smothered? #put out like flames. and then traded. #or alternatively find their potential and then are traded like with brinksy #which. dach and debrincat sort of have opposite narratives in a way? #dach was almost meant to be traded. as sad as it is to say. because he needed to find his potential. #but debrincat had a home here in chicago and. well. it didnt last. bc they traded him. for draft picks. #which yes yes love draft picks but also. on just a technical level its kind of weird and not that smart. #this was a very long rant but. as somebody from il. i feel you guys gotta hear me talk. its important. #ok anyway. kirby is having an incredible career in montreal and im happy to see it.

[kenzie-ann27]

nothing gives me that kendall roy in secession kenergy quite like standing up to my mom via text then putting my phone on do not disturb because I fear confrontation

#i absolutely know that i'm a terrible person but like. she's had zero compassion for me my entire life #making me feel like i'm in high school again like gee mom i wonder why i stopped talking to you when all you ever ask me about is work #being so unbelievably picky but also a pushover fuckin sucks too like i can only tolerate this thing if it's this very specific way #but if you ask me to do this thing i hate and will hate forever then sure np np #when there very much is a problem. the problem is me #dw i've been in this depression anxiety spiral for the past two weeks it's fine #who cares about feelings when WORK amirite mom #you know what would make my anxiety so much better mom? being in a crowded public space for six hours a day where i am miserable #because high school did that shit to me and all i got was the unwavering feeling of wanting to kms #yeah let's just go back to that. why not mom #so all you can do is ask what about WORK why don't you WORK MORE and then you can MOVE OUT and be alone forever until you die at 30 #because the isolation was so crushing but you just gotta WORK you gotta WORK that's all life is you gotta WORK #like. idk #i hate money. i just. and now i'm crying #i feel like i would only be happy in a freelance job really #freelance work from home. because that's what my college work was since i did it online. and it was so great #it made me love learning. and i want to do that #i can't go back to sitting in a room with people i hate for eight hours not even able to go on my phone i can't #i want to just do my work then leave. not sit there and wait #i can't

[maraschinotopped]

i went out overnight to a grandparents house but was able to bring my laptop + tablet with me. unfortunately theres no wifi there (its in the countryside). fortunately it gave me the push to start playing smrpg (since i had the rom+emulator already downloaded). having fun :)

had so much fun in fact that i ended up making a doodle page of memorable moments ive had so far. and just regular doodles aswell.

i also picked up my pkmn emerald save file again and..

the lengths a girl will go in victory road to not ruin her electrikes moveset with flash....

#[gotta catch 'em all] #[cherry on top] #i stopped at the beginning of forest maze.. the only thing i concretely knew about smrpg #b4 going into it #also geno............... V-V #im coming 4 you........ ill meet you eventually...................... <- started playing solely bc geno looks cool #....yes i Did navigate through victory road with that stupid one-tile radius #i think for at least an hour #i got pretty far in #dont underestimate my will. im not putting flash on my fucking electrike #yes i do also have an electrike on my main team. his name is shocker <3 #holding an everstone bc i didnt want to evolve him. for some reason #i honestly cant remember why and i just think it would be funny not to now #if ur wondering the rest of my team is #pelipper (sky); lairon (alloy); breloom (cauli); & seviper #seviper doesnt have a name cus i caught her b4 hand and put her in the team later. so i wasnt able to nickname her #'thats 5 pokemon' well my 6th slot is dedicated to my hm user. a geodude 4 strength #my grovile + camerupt were sidelined unfortunately #i was gonna search up a pkmn that could learn flash + strength when i got home #but at this point im sticking to the bit #im getting through there no guides no flash. fuck it we ball.

[screampied]

i have an idea :]

ok so i always see people asking for gentle/needy/desperate choso. and i love it, but…

what about unassumingly ruthless choso? reader doesn’t know what she’s getting into? reader is cocky and gets humbled FAST? idk i just…

👉👈

❤︎ ໋𓈒 choso who puts his cute bratty gf in her place

warnings. fem! reader, attempted brat taming, doggystyle, big dick choso, unprotected.

you’ve always been one to push his buttons, mainly because he always made it so easy.

choso was as intimidating as a kitten, whenever you’d tease him he’d always keep composure or restrain himself.

briefly smiling nervously, kissing your wrist and telling you to be a good girl and wait until you each return home.

but one day, he kind of just snaps…

he takes you home from shopping nearly all day with you, and you were enthusiastically ecstatic. you wondered what he’d do this time, but your thoughts were no match for what he had initially planned. to put it brief, choso had you laid on the bed on all fours. he’s drilling ruthlessly into your pussy and you’re just…speechless. choso’s so handsy, every few seconds he’d spank your ass to hear you whine out his name—in such two slutty syllables.

“c-choso..” you’d moan, the left side of your cheek attached practically to the silk bed sheets as if it was velcro.

“shh, no talkin, princess,” he grunts, and you could hear the slight whine picking up his voice before he stops himself. “i-i have to be more stern with you it seems. can’t always be so nice, gotta humble you just a little bit, fuck.”

if it was a word to perfectly describe you right now, at this particular moment…it would for sure be…dumbfounded.

you couldn’t see yourself but you’d bet money you looked stupid.

choso’s dick was so lengthy, appetizing and hitting every spot with just the tiniest amount of pressures his thrusts had you gnawing on the inside of your cheek with your toes curling tightly.

“what’s the matter? no more attitude?” he huffs, tilting his head to move some remaining strands that were starting to occlude his vision.

“i-if you’re gonna be rough, at least go h—”

“…oh, baby, you’re jus’ asking for it by this point.” he murmurs, wiping his forehead with the back of his palm.

your eyes rolls at feeling the very tips the curve of choso’s cock kiss against your folds. so deep, his thrusts were sloppy. purely responsible for the squelched that continuously sang throughout the room.

choso grabs onto both of your waist, and you moan once he’s just dragging your hips back and forth against him, making sure you feel every thick inch of his.

“do me a favor ‘n arch your back more,” immensely, you do—your body responds to choso with such a quickness it was simply humiliating. “good girl….now,” and you barely recognize choso’s voice. usually it’s so sweet and tender, now it was rough and a bit husky, a rasp hidden underneath each sentence he spoke.

needless to say, you found this version of choso to be quite hot.

“wait,” he pauses, pausing the mood with his own cute stammer in his voice, back to normal. “not goin' to rough, am i? i want you to be comfortable and-”

“baby, ‘m fine. keep fucking me please.” you pleaded, feeling his hips stutter as he was in the middle of talking. even trying to keep up a act, he still wanted to make sure you were okay—choso simpers to himself, caressing your ass before spanking it yet another time.

“okay okay,” he hums. his hips pick up again and you’re basically being pounded into the bed. the grip he had on your hips wasn’t too rough but just the perfect amount.

choso’s breathing starts to pick up, and he enjoys the view of you more than he thought he would. his head goes back, along with his let down hair before he pivots his hips a certain way. your pussy clamped down against him and you hear his jaw clench in pleasure. “…shit.”

your legs quavered beneath him, and he then used a hand to bring both of your wrists behind your back. “j-just like that choso, please, please.”

“baby, you’re not supposed to be praising me,” he pouts, and you giggle before moaning again — a sudden moment occurs where you thickly swallow, only to continue your sweet whimpers. “this was s-supposed to be a punishment.”

“so punish me then.” you mewled, your cunt easily hugs him like a vice, the noise it makes, a wet pop and you’re just soaked. choso’s ears grows hot from the feeling and he knows you can feel it too.

he sighs, shoving you further into the bed. “you’re something else.” and his voice grows low and pitched again—yet choso does the unexpected. he leans right into you, and you instantaneously feel the heel of his foot press against the very back of your head.

he wore socks, the soft padded wool brushes against your neck, and he’s roughly driving into your pussy now to where you can’t even saying anything.

all that came out of your dumb mouth was a squeal, this angle…

“let me have you,” he grunts, balls deep, his base was thick and repeatedly thwacked against your entrance. you were dizzy…drunk, but not that kind of drunk. the good kind where all you could think about was how good you were getting stuffed by your boyfriend’s hefty cock. “yeah, just lie down and let me—fuck.”

you’re panting, and it felt so good.

choso was always used to being gentle and tender with you, although if you wanted him to be a little rougher, he was more than happy to oblige.

“i-i’m gonna cum, choso… gonna make me cum.”

“don’t think you deserve it, he utters, and your lips part, jaw dropping, plethora of sweetened moans only escaping as a subtle response. “you’ve been teasing me all day. even started to stroke me in the dressing room.”

“s-sorry.” you moaned.

choso remains with his foot near the back of your head before pursing his eyebrows together. “you’re not sorry are you, baby? be honest.”

“n—no,” you whined, the thickness of his shaft twitching inside of you felt so heavenly. you could have sworn you felt a vein that ran down his length pulse inside of your tight cunt. “you’re right, you’re right, ‘m not s-sorry.”

he chuckles. “you could have just lied, you know?”

choso’s angle and thrusts against you were so pivotal inside you, so astonishingly deep that not even moments later you end up cumming hard. leaving a ring around his base. your breathing was irregular and heavy, eyes half-lidded and just convulsing underneath him.

“messy girl,” he whispers, pulling out, not even caring that he didn’t finish, all that matters was that you did. choso turns you over before planting a kiss on your lips—you pull him in for another, and another, before you make him trample onto you. “did you learn your lesson?”

“no,” you moaned, sitting up before lightly shoving him down on his back, straddling his lap now. “i want more.”

choso smirks, sliding a hand down your waist, fully disregarding his flustered face at seeing you attempt to take control. “of course you do, brat.”

#★vegasbaby. #choso x reader #choso kamo smut #choso smut #choso kamo x reader #jjk smut #jjk x reader #jjk x you #jujutsu kaisen smut #jujutsu kaisen x reader #jujutsu kaisen x you #jujustsu kaisen x reader #anime smut #female reader

[mars-ipan]

oh it’s never fucking easy is it

#my room selection timeslot opened so i got in abt 40 minutes ago #i go to pick my room. 'no rooms are available' #i check the room availability website. as of 9 this morning several halls had full availability. #my timeslot opened at 7 tonight and room selection is available well into tomorrow so i doubt they all ran out that quick #though it's not impossible they're all gone apparently there were a lot of freshmen last year #so now i'm writing an email the housing team to figure out what i'm meant to do #(as instructed by the selection portal) #NEVER easy. never fucking easy #i wonder if it's bc i opted in to gender-inclusive housing. i'm not saying i'm being discriminated against i'm just wondering if #the gender-inclusive stuff is gone n it's worried to give me anything else #ANYWHO i gotta send an email and bc it's almost 9 pm they probably won't be back to me until tomorrow #but it's not my fault my timeslot opened at 7 so by the time i got there they probably would have been heading home anywho #(btw i didn't procrastinate i was just eating) #sighhhhhhhhh. i'm booboo the fool here for thinking anything about this would be simple #oh right my tag system. uhhhhhh #marzivents #not the biggest deal but i am venting frustration so idk. i don't give a shit if u rb this one but idk why you would

[radiance1]

This au again lawl. Where Danny wears these special sunglasses to hide his eyes that also track down ghosts in his human form.

The Justice League tracks down a summoning for the ghost king, an eons old tyrant of the infinite realms and known to bring war and devastation whenever he is summoned.

The cultists do manage to summon the ghost king, except, not how they wanted. They did indeed summon the king, but Pariah Dark is still trapped in eternal sleep and somehow, just, somehow, they managed to draw the lottery and dragged the Sarcophagus of Forever Sleep to the summoning circle.

So there the Justice League were, wondering what to do with the (currently) locked away and sleeping ghost king.

Until Constantine's coat flipped itself open and a boy with glowing white hair and a mist of blue blowing from his mouth.

"Old man." The boy greeted.

"Brat." Constantine said.

"Do you mind explaining why and how this," The boy gestured to the Sarcophagus. "Is here and not in Pariah's Keep?"

"Funny story, that one." Constantine said, only half-jokingly. He then went on to explain that the Justice League came to track down cultists, said cultists somehow managed to drag that here, and now they didn't quite know what to do with it.

The boy stood still for a moment, before taking off his sunglasses to pinch the bridge of his nose and sighed, a large amount of blue flame spilling from his mouth. "Ancients above, why is it every time something notable happens, it's always you?"

Constantine snorted, reaching into his coat for a pack of cigarettes and lighting himself one. "Hypocritical coming from you."

"I know, but still." The boy walked over to the Sarcophagus and sat on it, as if it wasn't the thing currently holding one of the most powerful ghosts in the infinite realms. "You know smoking is bad for you, right?"

"What, you learned that in class?" Constantine snarked, making no move to do anything and causing the boy to sigh again, toxic green eyes looked around the room, falling over each hero present before homing in on Flash. The boy pointed to him. "You. Come here."

"Whatcha want with red?" Constantine asked and the boy simply shrugged his shoulders. "Passing on a message."

The boy blinked once, and if he was surprised that the Flash was already in front of him, then he didn't show it. He reached into his pocket, pulled out a green sticky not, motioned for Flash to bent down and stuck it on his forehead.

Superman was... concerned. There was a heartbeat there, he could hear it, but it was so slow and seemed rather weak, like the boy was near death.

"Alright, now I gotta get old mean and green back to his keep before the Observants get on my case." The boy put back on his sunglasses and got up, waving Flash away and lifting up the Sarcophagus above his head he walked over to Constantine, whose face wrinkled.

"That ain't going to fit." The warlock pointed out and the boy scoffed, probably rolling his eyes behind his glasses. "And you've fit bigger things, just shut up and lift the coat old man."

Constantine did so, and somehow the boy just shoved the entire Sarcophagus inside. The boy was very obviously smug as the blue mist that was blowing from his mouth the entire time petered out. "I'll clean up the mess on my end," The boy said before waving his hand in the Justice League's general direction. "You deal with all that."

"Just get going already, I'm not about to get those sentient eyeballs on my ass."

"Yea, yea. You got enough to deal with as is." The boy then stepped inside Constantine's cloak and as soon as the man let it drop, he disappeared.

Constantine looked around the room, silently assessing the situation as he brought another cigarette to his lips.

He lamented the fact he would have to deal with this sober.

#dc x dp #dp x dc #dpxdc #dp x dc crossover #dcxdp #dc x dp crossover #Just so ya know #Danny ain't ghost king or prince #Just normal halfa here #Haha #Where does Constantine's cloak lead? #We may never know. #Just know that Danny can come out and go into it #Because I thought it was funny