#and you can take that to the bank

[mccleans]

kissing my mutuals with tongue btw

#and you can take that to the bank

[plenary-indulgence]

after work nap pile with the homies

#ffxiv #lalafell #coconeja hahaneja #ffxiv wedge #ffxiv biggs #jessie instituting casual fridays for the ironworks to improve morale #and let me tell u what #wedges little sneakers are on the def improving MY morale #and you can take that to the bank

[judyfromfinance]

Just had a Girl Dinner of 2 microwave pizzas.

I hope Barbie is proud of me for living in my Bimbo era of not knowing how to do math.

(I seriously don’t know how to do math. Literature was always my forte.)

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This post is brought to you by that one post with 50 thousand reblogs about how it’s “misogynistic” to say girl dinner or girl math. And Barbie is not a feminist (you’re right. she’s a doll. don’t know if you knew that.) And women that love wearing pink and the aesthetic that is bimbo-core are the reason that feminism is a joke now.

I hate seeing Women berate other Women for the things they love and enjoy. Fuck us if we want a meme surrounding us that literally does no harm.

Women can’t have anything. And it’s really sad to see that it’s other women trying to take it away. Y’all wack as fuck.

#Judy talks Finance (not really) #the barbie movie #girl dinner #girl math #bimbo core #it’s funny #it’s a joke #no one is taking those tiktoks seriously #the fact that you think women only deserve respect is if they’re good at math #wear conservative clothing #and never make jokes about self deprecation #is dumb as shit #I’m gonna wear a tiny pink skirt with my butt on display #a Barbie crop top #and be bad at math #all while loving myself #and you can take that to the bank

[musicinthebranchesoftheveins]

If you're bitching about Bob Dylan's singing you've obviously never experienced Desire

#bob dylan #and you can take that to the bank

[jewreallythinkthat]

The most moderate, nuanced and productive people I have discussed the Israel-Hamas war with have been Jews, Israelis, and people with Palestinian family. Everyone directly affected by this just wants it to stop and to have peace and safety in the region in a way that minimises the casualty count.

The most extreme and performative and vile things I've been told are by people who have no connection to this and like to think they are experts because they have covered adjacent topics during learning, or read stuff online.

If all the randos in the west would just shut up for ten minutes and let those of us actually affected, with an understanding of the history of the land and the culture and the generational trauma experienced by Jews and Palestinians alike talk, we might actually have a chance to salvage this and stop it spiraling

#jumblr #antisemitism #i/p #nuance is something so easy to have and yet people choose not to #we are measured and non extreme because we dont have the privilege to be angry. #someone literally said that they wont ensge further with me because the topic makes me emotional #jews get called genocidal #palestinans get called Antisemitic #how about the rest of you shut the fuck up and let the adults talk #maybe youll learn how to problem solve and not be a bigot if you listen to those you so desperately want to hate #its pathetic #we all know hamas doesnt represent all Palestinians #we also know hamas teaches Antisemitism in schools in gaza and the west bank #these two things can and should co-exist in your head #that doesnt meam all palestinians are rabid jew hating murderers #it means the situation is complicated and not black and white and will take more than just screaming for a ceasefire to actually solve #we are not a football for your performative activism

[sergle]

I know this is so And Then Everyone Clapped, but when me and Mr. Hugo were taking a walk together, he stopped me for a few seconds to gaze wistfully through the front door of a restaurant, and someone popped out while we were walking away to Invite Him Inside

#I've been to that place once and they have a Resident Puppy so it makes sense #I'm gonna take him back there and I'm gonna sit him in a booth and put a bib on him. let's fucking go #THIS SHIT IS SO FUNNY... HE CAN DO WHATEVER HE WANTS I GUESS #if I bring him to a drive through someone will give him his own order. if I walk by a restaurant he is invited in. #do you think if I took him to the bank they'd give him a loan? zero interest? #maybe they'd hire him. #sergle.txt #I need you to understand that golden retrievers get handouts and free passes like it's a superpower. I can't stress enough #the special treatment that he gets wherever we go

[yashley]

imogen & fearne in c3e81

#critical role #ygifs #imogearne #imogen x fearne #cr3 #these bitches will be like I'm gonna massage your shoulders to relax you and I'm like stares at the camera #everytime fearne asks imogen if she’s okay the way her voice is so fragile like girl is not okay!! either or!!! #also like people being like imogen is TERRIBle for MINDREADING meanwhile fearne is like hi imogen you here????? get in here el oh vee ee ?? #fearne expresses doubt and imogen says everybody is in love with you fearne and the camera is like stares at me #groon looking at fearne looking at imogen looking back at fearne you can take that right to the clown bank

[zarla-s]

What do you think of red heavy/blue medic or vice versa?

A fun twist on MY FAVORITE! I just love enemy team Heavies or Medics not hurting their counterparts... sparing them or helping them or even just hesitating to kill them, it just gets me right in the heart hhghh. LOVE TRANSCENDS ALL BOUNDARIES... BLOOMING ON THE BATTLEFIELD... I actually even had an experience lately where an enemy Medic hesitated to attack me as Heavy during the humiliation round, I've been wanting to draw that. It seems like both classes are pretty likely to turn Friendly towards each other if no one else is around in my experience. <3 There's something really sweet about wandering around a map and finding a RED and BLU Heavy and Medic just hanging out and dancing or having a picnic together by themselves.

I still prefer them on the same team but I do love comparisons between one Heavy/Medic to the other Heavy/Medic ("You are much calmer than my Doktor"/"You are more talkative than my Heavy") and their awkward flirting can be very cute when circumstances have kept the same-team Heavy and Medic apart. Just constantly drawn to each other regardless of what team they're on...! And I love it when a Heavy can't help trying to protect a lone enemy Medic in trouble too, like it's just an instinct he has. <3 Even better when they're both a little startled by him doing it! Or when a Heavy has to protect a captured enemy Medic from the rest of his team, aaa it all hits so many good tropes.

It can also be very tragic when one of the pair has died and they end up fixated on the matching one on the other team... I read a really sad fic about that with the RED Medic and BLU Heavy hooking up when their respective counterparts were dead, I'd link to it but it was also very explicit porn lol (it was called Ryumki). But it's a tragic and plausible scenario! So many fun ways to play with it all, haha.

Let me see... what are some of my favorite bits of cross-faction Heavy and Medic...

Running into Demo/Soldier by accident on their own date... CROSS-FACTION BROS...

RED Heavy slipping an injured BLU Medic a sandwich (this kind of inspired my fic about doppelgangers!)

RED Heavy getting jealous of BLU Heavy flirting with RED Medic

A BLU Medic seeing a wounded RED Heavy and alerting the RED Medic so he can heal him, even though he gets hurt in the process!

RED Heavy can't bring himself to kill a BLU Medic since they look so similar, he has to protect his doctor!

#asks and answers #bittersweetbonbon #heavymedic #team fortress 2 #i love people being protective and you can take that to the bank #red oktoberfest

[jtownraindancer]

they did an update video!

Highlights:

Deep and sincere apologies for the way they announced the transition, and for underestimating how much of an impact it would have on the fans.

If you want to watch shows early and ad-free, they will be available on the streaming site a month prior to their release on YouTube.

Willing to issue full refunds to anyone who has already made a subscription, in light of the new change.

All Patreon members will get a free subscription code to the Watcher Platform.

#watcher #watcher entertainment #steven lim #shane madej #ryan bergara #ghoul boys #Youtube #i'm still neutral but you can tell from their eyes and their voices they weren't quite prepared for this kind of backlash #so in that sense i do feel empathetic #but also as someone who is reliant on food banks themselves... #i appreciate them responding though and i appreciate them taking the time to actually talk things through and make a plan

[front-facing-pokemon]

#i'm not. doing every fucking form of furfrou that would take 12000 years. so i'll just do an extra closer bonus angle under the cut as #recompense‚ okay? #furfrou #i would do the pharaoh trim because apparently that's Really valuable on the pokémon home GTS. EVERYONE wants furfrou pharaoh trim #folks are trading fucking shiny ultra beasts for furfrou pharaoh trim. and i don't understand why?? is it because you can only get it in #egypt in pokémon go?? and people're trynna collect every furfrou form?? just use XY and transfer from pokémon bank #it still works‚ doesn't it? if you already had it installed‚ at least

[wrathofrats]

(Hey genuine kinda fucked up warning over here idk wtf is wrong w me but major warnings for blood and dubcon and medfet LMAO)

“Aether medfet this! Aether medfet that!” Ok but consider nurse cumulus in one of those slutty nurse uniforms with her tits pressed together and about to pop out of the thin white material. Dress barely covering her ass and bright red lipstick to match the cross and trim.

Gets an Iv into aether and tells him she just has to run some test, just keeps gathering more and more blood while he goes pale and looks at her kinda dizzy and confused because she just keeps taking more and more. Pops the needle out, wraps his arm with her tits in his face on while he lays on the table, praises him for being such a good boy.

And aether is lightheaded and stupid from blood loss, just wants to get his hands on his nice little nurse that was helping him ): tries to pop open a couple of the buttons on her down to get a peek at the white lacy bra underneath while she coos and lets her little blood bank feel her up as a reward

#what the fuck #take this site AWAY FROM ME #fucked up cumulus IF YOU CAN HEAR US SAVE US FUCKED UP CUMULHS #she’s going to drink the blood later btw #something something ghoul only being useful to be her little blood bank to bleed dry #I need to be shot on sight #cw medfet #medfet #cw blood #blood play #cw dubcon #cw dubious consent #dubious consent #cumulus ghoulette #aether ghoul

[oatbugs]

Jack Marsh (2005), Friendship Otherwise - Toward a Levinasian Description of Personal Friendship

#saw carnation lily lily rose by john singer seargent irl today. it was basically at my doorstep all along idk why i never went to see it #it was placed at a corner in the gallery. me and my friend sat down and sketched the paintings of beautiful naked people quite badly. paper #provided by tate britain. she told me about how she couldnt look her boyfriend in the face after a harrowing film about war. when i say the #interview was informal i mean the person who was supposed to be my boss told me let me get you a cider and then he said after #50 years of life he knows people are inherently good and it only takes a little bit of kindness to save this world. he said he tricked #his wife into keeping the baby and then he said he quit his job at a US bank to help people find meaning and in it #he would have liked to find meaning. instead he started climbing with his friends. he said he chews his cigarettes because its a habit from #when he had to hide things from people. the entire time i felt uncomfortable and incredibly enlightened. this is my friends mentor. she has #his pattern of pauses and expletive and penchant for ends-justify-means attitude. i do think im not very clever #but maybe one day i will love you enough to make up for it. i wrote code i dont understand staring at the final error i thought about how #we both thought of how when we're too old to remember the voices of our friends we would like to stand in the pathway of the LHC beam pipe #cut it open and eat light in the freezing cold vacuum (kills you long before radiation will) the invisible puncture wound unfolding dna #back to the start larger than you ever were. you go to heaven once youve been to hell. my friend is in my bed #practicing calculations of eigenvectors by hand and she is uninterested in a visual proof you are uninterested in incompetence #we catch a train this is your kind of burden you tragic hero wincing at that word you only do this because you have to. im the only one #who can. i am a coward in this for the fucking poetry. the visual proofs. the pretty numbers. an architect who was horrible at maths wanted #to be a philosopher and accidentally ended up neck in deep in 70th Error On Visual Studio Code i want to kiss your eyes before we say #goodbye we both know there is no love in the way there should be. I still have your dress in my wardrobe. i hope you make art. #you think im alright head-wise i think you fucking hate me i think ill never be so clever you want me to tell you my idea? #if you wanted more of this world i would have liked to kiss you harder. we cant both be like this. im sorry i cant be with you the whole wa #the love is gone if you have to ask it. his breath catches his eyes feel stiff it is -1.9 kelvin he is near the beam pipe i miss holding #his hand i miss her singing voice i miss his hair and i found the antonym of pain thank you for carrying me home.

[rickybaby]

“I knew my personality would make me a fan favourite.” Daniel on the Sunday Mirror

#people can laugh as much as they want at him for being a DtS merchant or someone who’s apparently just here for the flash #but this man single-handedly brought a new wave of fans into the sport and you can argue whether it’s good or bad #but f1 wouldn’t be the billion dollars sport it’s become without him #and him taking advantage of that popularity to cash in on it??? #devious #because why should he not make bank from that popularity when he might never get a championship?? #call him an entertainer or racer #he knows exactly who he is and at the end of the day he’s the one laughing to the bank #I like to think of him as Machiavelli Daniel rather than the daniel people like to think is just vibes and loud #daniel ricciardo #vegas23

[the-ships-to-rule-them-all]

I don’t think people realize how all consuming October 7, the war and the rising antisemitism is to most Jews right now. I was just on a five day family trip and nearly every single conversation ended up circling back to what’s going on in Israel, across the world and at home. My mom knew Vivian Silver, an incredible peace activist thought to be held hostage and I had to sit there and watch her realize that not only was Vivian murdered at her home 38 days before but that she was likely burned if it took this long for her body to be identified. I was forced to sit there and watch my mom, my favorite woman in the world, watch her face crumple. We were sharing updates, accounts to follow, venting and releasing frustrations. It is a constant unbreakable struggle right now for me and most Jews I know to not be glued to our phones, to not pay attention. Because we’ve seen what happens when we don’t. Because we can’t afford to turn our backs on what’s going on. And there’s a deep ever present grief not only for the victims of October 7th, the innocent citizens of Gaza, the hostages and also for my own personal sense of safety and security. I am also grieving what is a shattering beyond measure of my present and future trust in people as I’ve witnessed how easily well intentioned kind hearted people have decided to say nothing, publicly or privately, or who have quickly fallen into vicious antisemitic rhetoric. I’m just sharing into the void at this point but it’s been unimaginably hard on a personal level. I’m not the same person I was when I went to bed on October 6. It’s as though I’m a shadow, made of grief and anger and tiny fractured bits of hope. Every piece of joy feels as though it’s been muted because of how quickly it fades. And even the moments that last are related to my Jewish identity somehow. I am not sure where I go from here.

Have a cat gif for reading all of that

#abby speaks #jumblr #I don’t know if anybody in the tag relates to how I’m feeling but it feels like the right place for it to go #not tagging I/p and antisemitism though this post deals with it because I don’t want to get bombarded #Jews can reblog as can followers #I’ll say it here to fend of comments; this is my personal reflection #I’ve stated several times that I believe in a Palestinian state and their rights of self determination libration and pursuit of life #I simply don’t believe that that should come at the cost of Israel’s right to exist and to Jewish safety around the globe #if that makes me a Zionist than I am a proud Zionist #I firmly believe that those taking advantage of this pain and horror to spread hate will be judged by karma #that includes the settlers in the Israeli West Bank; Netenyahu and his corrupt colition #and anyone who is ripping down and defacing posters of the hostages #Hamas is a terrorist organization that benefits no one but themselves #if you truly cared about the Palestinians you would have understood that they need to be removed and their agenda dismantled

[a-treatise-on-velociraptors]

"I felt unfulfilled working the corporate rat race and spending my entire life trying to climb some company ladder for more money and status" Yes! Go! Good! Being a cog in the corporate machine sucks!

"...So I realized that a woman's true calling is to submit entirely to her husband so he can run the corporate rat race while she lives in the home and gives away her independence so she can raise his children and do his housework and submit to his decisions even if they're flawed (or worse, abusive)!" No stop what is wrong with you why would you think that is the solution to this

#sexism #the corporate rat race fucking sucks for everyone involved but the solution is not to resign yourself to servitude to a domineering man!!!! #you can bake bread and have hobbies and also have a bank account and employment history!!!!!! #in an ideal world if you *wanted* to have kids you should be able to take time off work to be able to spend time with your babies #but that is NOWHERE NEAR the same thing as being barefoot and pregnant

[nirvanaissogood]

Please, he's so pretty.

(I need him to scream at me, manhandle me, hit me, idc please. They were onto sum bout that "he hit me and it felt like a kiss" omfg 🙏)

#obx #drew starkey #so fine #rafe cameron #hit me please #idc what you do to me #i can take it #more then the tip. #rafe outer banks