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jedi-starbird · 2 months
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APLAP (Assigned Pathetic Lifeform at Padawanship)
New padawan Obi-Wan trying to figure out how the FUCK to make his master listen and not abandon him to go running off following "the will of the force" when it hits him. Qui-Gon is perfectly happy stopping and taking care of pathetic life forms, but not Obi-Wan. That's it. He's always been prepared, always been dutiful, strong, self-sufficient.
He's cracked the code. He needs to be more pathetic.
The next time he senses Qui-Gon's about to run off he coordinates a scene of utmost pathetic-ness, that is, he throws himself into the nearest fountain. He trudges up to his master sopping wet, water-logged robes swallowing him, with hair sticking to his face and containing bits of algae from the fountain. He mumbles out an apology for being clumsy before looking up at Qui-Gon with the biggest, most woeful eyes possible to ask if he happened to bring any spare robes (he didn't, Obi-Wan knows this because he is usually the one to pack spare robes for them both). His wet hair is dripping water into his eyes that's beginning to turn them an irritated red, and there's algae sliding down the side of his face, it really is masterful work.
"Oh...I'm sure I'll be able to find something by myself, it's okay Master, I know you had important work to do."
Qui-Gon visibly hesitates. Obi-Wan starts shivering. He turns to walk away. He's stopped by his Master's hand on his shoulder. His Master, who walks back with him, who gets clean clothes from their hosts, who has folded like wet flimsi and even explains his stupid, stupid plan before choosing to hotwire a hoverbike with a passenger seat! Oh, Obi-Wan really has cracked the code!
Afterwards, Obi-Wan stages an increasingly pitiful accident for himself every time his patented 'Qui-Gon Jinn Bullshit' detector goes off. Eventually, his Master stops leaving him behind at all, even giving him funny looks when he turns around and Obi-Wan isn’t next to him. It never fails to make Obi-Wan grin and run to catch up. Sure, his reputation as a perfect padawan is in tatters, alongside his dignity, but it’s a small price to pay for a place at his Master’s side, for him to remember there’s a place for Obi-Wan there.
When the ray shields come up on Naboo, Qui-Gon doesn't charge ahead and leave his padawan behind, he hasn't for years. He waits for Obi-Wan because it feels wrong to do otherwise, his padawan belongs at his side.
Much, much later, when Obi-Wan is drinking to the end of the war with friends, Commander Cress will ask him how he kept General Jinn from running off for entire decade. Obi-Wan laughs, informs him, and resolutely ignores the scene Quinlan is making as the man cackles and pulls up a book to shove at them both, titled Classical Conditioning 101: A guide to subtle psychological manipulation.
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future-crab · 1 month
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The thing about Destroya is that the lyrics are really good (imo), but they tend to get overshadowed by the
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Of it all.
[ID: screenshots of the genius dot com lyrics for Destroya. They read, "[Post-Chorus] Uh, uh uh, uh, uh uh, uh uh Uh, uh uh, uh uh, uh, uh uh, right now! [Post-Chorus] Uh uh, uh uh, uh uh (Uhh) Uh uh, uh uh, uh uh Uh uh, uh uh, uh uh (Uhh) Uh uh, uh uh, uh-uh, uh-uh [Post-Chorus] Uh uh uh uh, uh uh (Uh uh-uh uh, uh uh-uh uh) Uh uh uh uh (Uh uh uh, uh uh-uh uh) Uh uh uh uh, uh uh (Uh uh-uh uh, uh uh uh) Uh uh uh uh, uh uh (Uh uh-uh uh, uh uh-uh uh) Uh uh uh uh, uh uh (Uh uh-uh uh, uh uh uh)" End ID.]
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copiasblair · 7 months
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HE'S OKAY HE'S ALIVE
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elegyofthemoon · 6 months
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Sorry, but I saw your comment about how Gepard is in that piece like Serval's shield, and I guess you mean in general how that's the role he has as the captain of the Silvermane guards and how that's the role he tried to get to get "even" with Serval due to childhood, but also... The fact that at the same time Serval is still literally his shield? That always makes me soooo ajfkabfksndjd when it comes to them and their dynamic.
DONT MAKE ME THINK ABOUT THIS IM TRYING TO COOL OFF LMAO
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lolo-chi · 26 days
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What a truly shitty week
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bukuoshin · 2 months
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Ah. Uh-oh. Oopsie.
#rae rants#miiiiight have made it impossible to play animal crossing at night or on windy days (or both). we'll see.#... i know it's not registering the movement of the 216 wheat field furniture items on the south west of the map when im in the north east.#bc the azumaya gazebo is despawned when im not in that area-- which you can see in real time by walking back and forth from the neighborhoo#to the rice field lag warning sign.#so. it might be registering the movement of the crops behind the island cliffs. and thats what's crashing it. but its also craahing#if i try to open a storage shed outside. i thot the graveyard would be safe but. thats where the last crash was. seems like it has to do w#the flowers and crops but could also be the coconut tree orchard to the side of it? or the wheat field items by the malice cave?#like i said it could be the fact that its night or the fact that it's windy. or it could be that its a windy night in specific.#it could also be the fact it's a saturday or how many items im carrying or this and that. or maybe my switch is dusty or smth. idk#edit: THE LEAVES. the leaf pile items in the graveyard are effected by wind too! and the two wheat fields there. wheat field heavy build.#if you couldn't tell. but then. why is the game not crashing at the heavy lag areas? it's not crashing in the area with 100+ wheat fields or#in the doll forest. it cant just be that my house is in the doll forest right?#and they have more flowers and crops than the rest of the island. so whats the deal.#... maybe i should add that second human villager just to have a safe place to save in the neighborhood area. which is between the rice#field (very laggy) and the city center (not laggy but insects and river fish spawn here specifically)
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AAAJAJAAJAJJHHHGGGGG?????
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peachrunes · 4 months
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i wanna die. i am literally two second sfrom taing every pill i have what is the POINT of living when it is only fucking misery for me???? when i never get fucking help?????? when nurses get mad at me for crying????????
if i kms somebody call my healthcare providers and tell them its their fucking fault i begged and cried and they didnt fucking do anything but throw cops at me. that i almost literally attacked bc suicide by cop seems like an easy way to go!
fuck! fuck!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! do i just do it do i just shut the fuck up stop pretending like talking about it does fucking anything but make everybody feel bad about
maybe its time maybe
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maaruin · 6 months
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I wish I had the time to do an in-depth analysis of Bloodborne and how its themes relate to Catholicism. Because my impression is that there is A LOT to be analyzed there.
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izzy-b-hands · 7 months
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My brain does NOT know what it wants me to be doing tonight, holy shit
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bellflower-goat · 7 months
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:l
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cathymee · 9 months
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THE WAY THEY LOOKED AT EACH OTHER AFTER THE SERGEANT'S WARNING?????????? HELLO?????????????
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toshinoris-spouse · 9 months
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Okay but-
Yagi getting used to Fin’s random screaming and he goes to ask them what they want for dinner, they screech, any bystanders flinch and Yagi’s just ‘grilled cheese….got it, love ^^’ meanwhile the bystanders are confused/panicked.
Also,
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