#and the eshays and bogans

[glitzybunny]

Me trying to catch up on 3d modelling at Uni: Omg guys the Bratz movies were on crack wtf are these *watches Bratz Super Babyz movie on youtube WHERE THE INTRO IS EDITED AS HAS THE ALIENS MOVIE INTRO LIKE WHAT LMAO*

#im awful at doing the thing im supposed to be doing #went on about the burger king menu again #BFSJDJIDJFSBdjdjdj #and the eshays and bogans #💀 #terrible #ill get it done somehow tho its okay #I usually somehow always manage #DNSKXJAKDJFKJG #my powers are cray cray

[eshayscum]

21st october 2023

I hate this fucking loser but this photo kinda cool….

#mine #hate #dv #trashy #nike #cigarettes #cigs #ciggies #smoke #derro #zoom #black #eshay #bogan #sp #scum #chains #mates #dv cycle #jewelry #fit #outfit

[oatflatwhite]

Please tell us more abt the bogan aroace fantasy prince 👀💕

WITH PLEASURE

his name is vincent he was blessed with a bunch of stuff as a baby bc he was a difficult birth and magical beings had to help his mum. one of those blessings was from an elf who saw how difficult the birth had been for his parents and promised vincent that she would guard his heart against the same pain

fast forward he is a twentysomething an absolute menace with his bff/personal guard joey and his parents are at their wits end getting him to marry. many princes and princesses paraded before him etc but nothing sticks vince just doesnt feel that way. his parents eventually remember the blessing/curse and send him on a quest to find the elf who bestowed it on him. he goes with joey and on the way they run into one of the princesses (caterina i think) who is a total bitch and i love her. they find the elf who laughs in their face and is like bro i didn't do anything to change your heart this is just who you are romantic love isn't everything. AND YEAH!

#very loose on the details and things will change obvs but that's the general gist #vince has a blonde buzzcut with a nose ring btw he is giving eshay he is giving tradie he is simply giving bogan #answered #pegasusdrawnchariots #bogan prince vibes

[babvblue]

🤨 ☺️

#calum hood #calumhoodedit #/fully/ getting into 5sos when calum's in his eshay era is truly........upsetting #bring back this mullet #not the full blown bogan one #** #calum hood . #tai rakena .

[identitty-dickruption]

sick of people acting like bogans and eshays are the same when they’re clearly part of completely different social groups and behave in completely different ways

#this may depend on state though…. it’s possible that Sydney Bogans and Sydney Eshays have blurred into each other #but they’re definitely different here #ESPECIALLY linguistically #australia stuff

[lovealwaysmichael]

My posession 2 - Micheal Clifford x reader

April 20th 2017

I gripped my messy bun tightly, praying in my head that this moment would never end, Michael smiled at me, his hands intertwined with my own.

In this moment, I became so aware of my own bootay that I almost exploded, staring my pookie in the face. "vows now gays" The preist stated as he tapped Michael on the face.

"Y/n I thought you had real bogan behaviour when we first met, I'm sorry. I was wrong my baby pookie I love you forever and ever my hottie baby thing x"

I nodded, I just knew I could make him fall for me. Everyone always does. "Mikeel Cliterforehead, you look like an eshay."

We ate eachothers faces cutely, Michael's burnt dye hair tasting like bacon on my juicy tongue and lips, how romantic, I purred for him like the good kitten I always was.

"I like penguins. But I am glad we sold Mikcle Pickle and let him find his true loev" Luke_is_a_penguin piped up from the crowd, Ashton and Calpol agreeing heavily. "Our leader so happy mens we dids it! yippa!"

The crocidle ate the bear and

Michael pooped his pants in joy, kissing me as we said 'I do' - til shrek walked in, stole Mikeel and we all lived happily ever after the end.

(The end forever)

taglist: @thefearedfallen @cass1opi4 @donald-trump-officiall

#5sos fanfic #5sos #5sos fic #5sos imagine #5sosfam #5sos x reader #calum 5sos #luke 5sos #michael 5sos

[king-mammon]

Did you create Kitty, aka this Fizzbot, Mammon? Or did someone rip you off?

"I made it. Not everyone is attracted to men. I have tons of designs for my Fizzbots. Female Fizzies. Male Fizzies. Gay Fizzes. Straight Fizzes. Sexy Fizzies. Not Sexy Fizzies. Bogan Fizzies. Eshay Fizzies. Run away Prime Minister Fizzies."

#mammon helluva boss #helluva boss mammon #mammon answers #mammon #helluva boss rp

[eshayscum]

november 2022

mazey n I

#mine #trashy #derro #eshay #mates #mazey #freds #writer #graffer #bogan #fashion #blood #lv #tw blood #tw #shenanigans #street kids #adventures #outings #city kids #public #fun

[deathandsaints]

Listen to me... Kano... but instead of a mega bogan, he's an eshay

#mortal kombat #kano #straya

[deathclassic]

dan ranking melbourne as a b tier bc of the bogans is really brave when he’s literally going to brisbane AND sydney. mate it’s the eshays you have to worry about in melbourne

#dan howell #we’re all doomed #m does rambles

[c1nto]

hearing perth speak english is so funny bc aussie accents don't sound tough in that elegant mafia boss kinda way

#kinnporsche #aussie accents will always be weird to me in dramas and movies #especially non english ones #always a surprise #even tho i know perth #if ur asking aussie accents could sound tough in that bogan eshay way #that's it !! #no elegance here ur honour

[twistedtoenailz]

I've always wondered how the sawyers would survive in the australian outback. Choptop and nubbins would probably make the fattest bomb fire and whack the shit outta eachother with the local snakes, bubba would make a mini animal sanctuary and probably die over the amount of sheep dogs people use there (know from experience, you gotta have atleast ONE farm dog) and drayton would probably cry.. Yeah

#rip choptop's ween for trying to swin in a yabbie dam #bubba sawyer #texas chainsaw massacre #sawyer family #have fun trying to slaughter the local bogans and eshays

[yuckimsogross]

wannabe 13 yr/old junkie

listens to tyler the creator, daniel caesar, kali uchis. Cries to sad bart edits and posts about it. Puts on their snapchat story shit like ‘I was kicked out, can i stay the night at someones house? xx’ and then everyones like ‘Message me bubba x’ or ‘go on snappy NOW’ but if someone actually says yes they say shit like ‘I was begged back haha thanks tho’. Posts pictures at like 11:00 PM at the beach with a ciggie saying ‘Anyone wanna meet x’. Always on the pubbo bus with uggs, trackies and a fake branded hoodie. Sneaks out the house and brags about it.

#junkie #stereotype #wannabe #Australianjunkie #eshay #bogan #Memes

[beansprean]

a list of perfectly normal words:

eshay, servo, arvo, coppers, avo, brekky, togs, bogan, iffy, mozzie, pash, budgie smugglers, sickie, choc a block, woop woop

teens casting evil spells because they're taller than me and I can't reach their wizard hat

[tf2playernames]

holy shit story time lmao. so i live in western sydney (not even rural! just outside the city district area) and when schools had our version of GSAs they would emphasise so much that you shouldn't call someone the q slur unless they were fine with it + that it's a person-by-person thing, and they explained the history of the term - both older and younger generations in and out of school presented this topic to us. i emphasise western sydney (home to bogans and eshays) bc idk how it was taught in other districts

cut to uni in sydney city a year later and EVERYONE uses it, our uni's GSA is literally called Q***r Soc it was so fucking shocking like???? just one hour outside the city you could be called the q slur for holding hands with your friend meanwhile in the city it's shoved down your throat and when you tell them that you don't feel comfortable with the q slur they look at you funny like they're thinking "are you serious? we're way past that! :)" (or worse they think you're trying to start shit). not to mention that i still hear the q slur being thrown around in a derogatory way on campus 🤡

sorry that this became a rant but tl;dr: ppl's experiences with the q slur aren't universal even with communities living within an hour of each other LMAO

goddddd ppl need to understand this shit

#Anonymous

[thatoneconfusedcitrus]

Also, since the seasons are much different, and December is summer here.

we made our own Christmas culture were we go to the beach and have bbq’s

for reference: Jan, feb and dec are summer, mar, apr and may are Autumn, Jun, Jul and Aug is winter and Sep, oct and nov is spring.

also we have people called “bogans” and “eshays”

bogans are basically our versions of rednecks who drink a fuck load of beer and wear Australia themed everything.

And Eshays…. are mostly white teens/young adults that do dumb shit to look cool (just look it up on urban dictionary or just google”

ohhh?

#craning my neck in 2 listen even MORE #blaze