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#and suicide squad was Fine i still haven't seen The suicide squad
rogersstevie · 2 years
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gar: two hours ago i was inside a stomach trying to kill a ghost snake kory: and two hours before that we were fighting zombies tim: and i kissed bernard dick: big night for everyone
GOD i love this show sm
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it-is-i-zim · 7 months
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hi there! how do you feel about suicide squad: rebirth? i’ve heard a lot of mixed reviews and while i enjoyed it, i can understand a lot of the criticisms.
Suicide Squad: Rebirth the series or Suicide Squad: Rebirth the comic that leads into the series? Either way I feel obligated to say that they're good as a Captain Boomerang fan because it's like... One of very few comics that characterize him alright.
Like... In Suicide Squad: Rebirth (the comic) the burp here was kinda... Unnecessary? I get that he's supposed to be like... The Gross One™ and they're trying to show that but it feels weird because this is the only time it happens in the comic and it didn't happen at all after that in the series.
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In the series it was replaced with something... A lot worse... Toilet humor.
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This would be fine if this was supposed to be for a much younger audience, but I think the target audience is supposed to be late teens and young adults and it just happens so often in the series that it kinda feels less like toilet humor and more like the writer's barely disguised fetish.
But I did really enjoy Digger referencing to the Alien franchise.
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Not only does it confirm the existence of the Alien franchise in the DC universe, but it gives Digger something other than Boomerang Man. You know?
Let's not forget his Uber Autism Moment™
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And then there's how Captain Boomerang was characterized with Hack. He shows remorse. Like... Actual, genuine remorse.
He killed her, but as you can see even after he's done it he just feels awful. He felt obligated to do so because he's supposed to be "the bad guy" and he hates himself so much.
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And Harley Quinn picks up on his guilt a few issues later.
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THIS IS THE GOOD SHIT!!!!! THIS IS WHAT I WANT TO SEE WITH DIGGER MORE OFTEN!!!!!
Give me more of this and less of... Whatever the fuck John Ostrander did to him in the 1987 Suicide Squad comic. If you don't know John Ostrander decided he was racist in that comic and for some reason people still think it's canon when half of the stuff that happened in that comic literally can't even happen anymore as a result of things decided on the current canon such as Sam Scudder being alive and the wrist bombs not being a thing anymore. Not to mention his entire origin is completely different now.
Speaking of his origin... the Secret Agent stuff... exists? I wish they elaborated on it a little more I guess cuz it's an interesting concept. They only ever talked about it in the last 8 pages of issue 2 and then all of issue 47. It felt like it was trying to continue his characterization as a compulsive liar in issue 2 but then the concept was used as filler in issue 47 so it's just canon that he's a former Secret Agent now. And then it hasn't been brought up at all since. And that was 5 years ago.
In all fairness they haven't used him much since, but still. And uh... Seeing how this year's Batman: The Brave and the Bold comic is going with Harcourt's lil story... I think it's going to be a while before he shows up again. Which really sucks for me because it's not like there's a ton of fan content for him, especially not a lot of positive stuff.
Anymore it's Tim Drake fans who haven't seen him at all outside Identity Crisis, that one story from the Red Robin comic where Tim wanted to kill Digger, and Knight Terrors: Robin, as well as people who've literally only seen him in the 1987 Suicide Squad comic and then try to argue with me on what is and isn't canon and then they try to site an Encyclopedia that proves me right more than anything else in an attempt to prove me wrong.
But enough of that. Basically, I like it cuz Captain Boomerang is there and they at least tried to give him something. Unless you're talking about the standalone comic Suicide Squad: Rebirth then I'm neutral about it. Captain Boomerang is there. And that's neat. He's not the biggest douchebag there but he also didn't really do anything so I won't really go out of my way to look for it. Like... I had to pull up a digital copy for the one screenshot all the way at the top.
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Hello, can I ask you to please write Rhea Ripley × reader 🥺. The plot is any of your choice. I really like your work ❤ ❤ ( by the way, in secret, my native language is also Russian)
Love this!
Sorry about the late response/answer, with everything going on I try to stay offline! But I wanna get back into doing my Rhea x reader one shots, so thank you for the request!
Rhea Ripley x reader
Request ✅
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Dating Rhea Ripley isn't as easy as people would necessarily believe. Especially when your not part of WWE, but instead an actress. It's no lie that you came out as a lesbian a while ago after shooting the first Suicide Squad.
At the time you where dating Margot Robbie, and after 2 years together the two of you decided to split due to lack of time together.
Which just so happened to be going on between you and Rhea. You understood the both you had very busy schedules, mostly with Covid restrictions coming down and shortening. You where being sent between states with the marvel film crew. While Rhea was going between states for WWE tour. Lack of time together was really taking a toll on you, making you believe the same thing that happened between you and Margot, will happen with you and Rhea.
Currently sitting in your hotel room, leg bouncing up and down as you hold your phone against your lap. You where debating whether to call Rhea or not. On one end of your mind you wanted to talk to her about how you where feeling, but on the other end you didn't wanna bother her. Zendaya sat beside you raising an eyebrow towards you before sighing quietly. "It's stressing you out. Just wait til tomorrow to call her. Let your mind rest for right now sweetie." she encouraged.
You sighed pushing your (H/L) (H/C) back then fell back, letting your phone fall beside you. "You're right.. but I can't help but let my mind roam.. The breakup with Margot killed me.... But with Rhea.. I don't think I'll be able to lose her, much less lose how I feel about her.." you whispered. "I know the feeling (Y/N). Look at how many problems Tom and I have had with this same issue.." Zendaya softly spoke. "But you get to act with him... I can't travel with Rhea." you mumbled.
Zendaya watched the emotions that scattered through your (E/C) eyes, unable to keep track of them. She just hook her head taking your phone and setting it on the nightstand to charge, then grabbing your arm and making you lay against the soft pillows, blankets falling over you. "Rest your mind, and call her in the morning." she ordered. You stared up at her wanting to argue, but instead you smiled at the caring side of your best friend.
"Fine.." your whispered.
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Waking up in the morning you took a hot shower and got dressed in a pair of joggers and a simple sports bra. You had set training today, and you preferred to be in something comfortable while being pushed into different positions. Lifting your phone you unlocked it with the touch of a thumb, taking notice of the missed called from Rhea.
You couldn't help but just smile, as you called her back setting your phone down listening as it rang. You stood filling up your water bottle, listening as the call went straight to voicemail. You ended the call leaning forward against the sink, fingers clenching against the marble, causing your knuckles to turn white. This was just a repeat of Margot, and it was beginning to piss you off.
After training, you continued on with your normal routine. Going from the gym straight to Starbucks getting your (F/D), only you ran into an old friend. Someone you haven't seen in a while.
Margot.
The two of you left together smiling and laughing, catching up with each other. Both of you ignored the flashing lights of paparazzi, no longer bothered by the cameras. She looked incredible, her long blond hair was still tinted a light blue and pink for the new suicide squad movie that just came out. Her big blue eyes shined like glitter in the sunlight, and her glossed lip filler just shimmered in excitement.
Turns out the both of you where staying in the same hotel, and your rooms weren't far from each other. You felt a little bad for sitting in your room casually talking to your ex girlfriend, fearing that this was somehow betraying Rhea. I mean you two where just talking right? Meaning there shouldn't be anything wrong with this situation. All you two where doing was catching up.
She had a boyfriend, and you had a girlfriend. A very strong, scary, brutal Australian girlfriend that you haven't spoken to in over a week.
"You look really good (Y/N), marvels been doing you well." Margot teased. Your cheeks turned a light pink a soft laugh leaving your lips. "But I can read you like a book darling.. What's wrong?" she questioned. Your smile faded, eyes down casting. "Relationship problems.. same thing we went through." You answered.
"Oh honey.. Why out up with it? We did the right thing and still remained friends." Margot softly spoke. "I'm almost scared to. I really love her, and I don't wanna lose her. I don't know how to explain how she makes me feel. But everytime I'm around her I get these butterflies, despite us dating for almost 3 years now.. Everytime I look up at her I fall even more in love. The moment I met her she had me wrapped around her finger.." you spoke.
Margot smiled at the way you explained your feelings towards Rhea. You where truly in love with Rhea Ripley.
"Then you should talk to her, and not over the phone. The both of us know that isn't the best way to do stuff like this. So maybe you should take a flight out to go and see her." Margot encouraged.
You looked down thinking about her words, before smiling and nodding. After a while you waved her goodbye, shutting the door gaze sitting towards your laptop.
"A small break wouldn't hurt.. We really do need to talk.." you whispered.
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God you hated flying, and the airport was no better. Crazed fans running after you, paparazzi surrounding you taking pictures of you despite the exhausted look on your face. The ride home wasn't any better, considering your guards don't ever stop talking, and the magic was awful.
So when you walked through that front door greeted by 3 dogs and 2 cats, and the sweet smell of home. You dropped your bag pulling your jacket off and hanging it up on the coat rack. You pet both Buddy and Ryuk, before quietly entering the living room eyeing the tv that was playing Game of Thrones.
You made your way upstairs pushing the bedroom door open listening to the shower water turn off. You sat down on the bed, loving the scent of candles and wax melts that filled the bedroom, creating a homey atmosphere. The moment that bathroom door open you where up and attached to the wrestler, who was wrapped in a black fluffy towel, and water dripping off tattooed skin.
Rhea was surprised by your smaller body hitting against hers, but stood up straight pulling your body tight against hers, lips pressing against the top of her head. "I didn't know you where coming home princess.." she whispered. "You haven't been answering your phone, had me worried.." she mumbled. "I didn't wanna bother you..." You mumbled against her chest."
She didn't seem to like this information, the very thought of you being scared to call or even message her, made her sad. How could you bother her? She loved talking to you, especially before and after matches, because talking to each other about her confidence and winnings was everything she loved to do. And listening to your stories about being on set and talking about training made her happy.
"Why would think your bothering me princess?" she questioned. Gently pushing you back she grabbed a pair of sweats and a sports bra. Sitting back down on the bed, you looked down allowing her to get dressed. "Well... I believe it's more so it's bothering me." you whispered. "What do you mean?" Rhea questioned.
You sighed shutting your (E/C) lifting one of your knees to your chest resting you chin on top of it. "When I was dating Margot we slowly separated due to work, and after some time we couldn't handle the space anymore and had to break up... And lately it's been bothering me because of how much time we've gone from spending time together, to hardly seeing each other and it scares me Demi.. I love you, and I'm fucking terrified of the same thing happening to us that happened to Margot and I.." you spoke up.
Demi kneeled down in front of you, gently pulling your leg from under your chin. "Why didn't come to me sooner about this (Y/N)?" she asked. "I was scared.." you whispered. "I've never actually felt this way about anyone before like I do you Demi.. You've changed my perspective on love, showed me what it was truly like to fall completely and utterly in love. So in love that I fear losing you completely.. so I decided to stay quiet, despite how much I wanted to talk about it." you rambled.
She looked up at you, blue eyes shining in the candle lights. "Fuck (Y/N) I love you. You should never be scared to come to me about any of this. Nothing will ever separate me from you, no matter how far away the two of us are from each other. No matter where I am, who I'm with, you're always on my mind. So when you didn't call me, or answer your phone you had me terrified. So please princess don't be scared to talk to me, or even bring up any issues that you may believe is disturbing our relationship." Demi spoke.
Her eyes and voice was filled with so much sincerity. Your heart was pounding loudly in your ears, hands pulling her up onto the bed. Slowly crawling into her lap you wrapped your arms around her neck, placing a soft and sweet kiss against her lips. Her strong arms wrapped around your waist holding you close, lips pressing firmly back into yours, both smiling softly.
"I love you princess, don't ever forget that." she whispered.
"I love you too Rhea.." you mumbled against her lips.
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Hello, Tumblr! This is Red Batty speaking.
I'm all done with school now so, hey! I thought I'd open my ask box for fic requests. 
Smut is A-Okay! NSFW, Angst, the works. I'll just have to make the final call, but I can do the same prompt but milder if I'm not comfortable with the ask. No Yandere either, there's too many impressionable teens on this hell site that might think that's true love and I'm not risking it. I also don't do sad endings or major character death, because. I don't want to <3
Below are the characters I'm willing to write for! 
DC
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Justice League Dark
John Constantine
Etrigan/Jason Blood
Zatanna Zatara
Deadman/Boston Brand
Batman/Batfamily
Batman/Bruce Wayne
Robert Pattinson/Batman 2022 version
Comics version
Christian Bale/Dark Knight version
Arkham games version
Anything more niche than that literally just ask I'm probably down, like if he's voiced by Kevin Conroy, I'll probably write for him
Nightwing/Dick Grayson
Red Hood/Jason Todd
I haven't played Arkham Knight yet so Arkham!Jason isn't available yet
Red Robin/Tim Drake
Batgirl/Cassandra Kain
Oracle/Barbara Gordon (I can do Batgirl!Babs also)
Spoiler/Stephanie Brown
I'm also open to do Spotlight/Duke Thomas but I know f$%king nothing about him so if its an ask generic enough to apply to any Robin I'm down.
Rogues Gallery
Comics, Arkham games and animated series versions only right now. Well, that and Nolan!Rogues. Just not Bane, don't make me write fic for Rises.
I could do Gotham but it'd have to be plot nonspecific or you'd have to be specific about the ask (not against that) but still,,, yeah ahem anyways
Harley Quinn
Arkham games version
Comics version
Animated series version
Still haven't seen BoP or Suicide Squad so not those versions yet,,, sorry gang
Poison Ivy
I WILL do Harlivy if requested, and Harlivy x reader, and Harlivy x Selina x reader… Basically just send me your ideal fictional polycule and I'll do it. Love wins.
Mad Hatter/Jervis Tetch
Scarecrow/Jonathan Crane
WOOF Cillian Murphy too fine, if not specified that's the version I'm writing
Riddler/Edward Nygma
NOT PAUL DANO VERSION. I'm sorry but the 2022 la version is a little creep and I won't write fic for him
If I get a Joker ask It better be the f$%king Lego Joker ONLY. 
Bane
Catwoman/Selina Kyle
Zoe Kravitz Selina my beloved, so hmu for 2022!Selina if you like also
Uhhhh I'm tired and ran out of ideas, If I missed one literally just ask
Justice League
just animated series and comics. No, I haven't seen Snyderverse. Yes, I'll be a little bitchy about it. Shazam and Aquaman and Wonder Woman can stay though. I'll write for live action Aquaman and WW, but not Shazam bc he's. Literally a child. Mkay.
Superman/Clark Kent
Batman (see above)
Green Lantern
John Stewart
Hal Jordan
Wonder Woman/Diana Prince
Aquaman/Arthur Curry
Flash
Wally West
Barry Allen
Green Arrow/Oliver Queen
Arcane (League of Legends)
Haven't seen Arrow in years so bear with me if you want arrowverse!Ollie
Sandman/Neil Gaiman!DC
Morpheus/Dream of the Endless
Death of the Endless
The Corinthian
Hob/Rob Gadling
Rob x Morpheus x Reader
Constantine (Joanna or John, see above)
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Vi
Caitlin
Vi x Caitlin x Reader or any other polycule for that matter
Viktor
Jayce
Silco
Vander
Bethesda
Jinx
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Skyrim
Fallout 4
Nick Valentine
John Hancock
Paladin Danse
McCready
Piper
Preston Garvey
Fallout (TV Show)
Lucy
Maximus
The Ghoul/Cooper Howard
Brynjolf
Mercer Frey
Vilkas 
Farkas
Aela
Serana
Cicero 
Adrianne and Ulfberth War-Bear (at Shieldmaiden's) 
this one is niche as hell they're not even companions or marriable but I'm putting it on the list
Mortal Kombat
If there's anyone missing just talk to me about it, thanks guys love u
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I'll do the game or the movie I'm just a bit rustier on game lore, pls bear with me.
Scorpion/Hanzo Hasashi
Sub-Zero/Kuai Liang
Kenshi
Liu Kang
Raiden
Johnny Cage
Sonya Blade
Johnny x Sonya or Johnny x Sonya x reader
Kotal Khan
Cassie Cage
Marvel
Takeda
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I'm having a bit of a love/hate relationship with the MCU right now so these are the few I'm writing for, if there's someone you want me to write for from comics lore, just hmu and we'll see what I can do for you
Moon Knight
Marc Spector, Steven Grant, Jake Lockley, all together or individually
Doctor Stephen Strange
**or any of his variants. 
Also AUs. I'm down for AUs like "in this universe of DS he's like [blank]" so when mcu!DS comes through its like [blank]... you get the idea.
Scarlet Witch/Wanda Maximo
Quicksilver/Pietro Maximoff
I'll do Peter Maximoff also but X-men get their own special section, see below
Loki
2012!Loki
TVA!Loki
President!Loki
Disneyland Loki
X-Men
Its not that I think I'm better than people because I prefer writing comics/animated series it's just. I know that better. And the movies make my head hurt sometimes but a few of them are cool it's literally random so just. Ask.
Cyclops/Scott Summers 
(This one for my bestie mwah)
Emma Frost
Nightcrawler/Kurt Wagner
Deadpool (does he count? Fuck it, he was a trainee)
Colossus/Piotr Rasputin
Mystique/Raven Darkhölme
Magneto/Erik (Magnus) Lensherr
This is one I will write straight from the movies because good lord is his character hot as fuck compelling and a dilf well written
Shadowcat/Kitty Pride
Rogue/Anna-Marie 
Gambit/Remy LeBeau
Gambit x Rogue x reader, and any other polycule basically
Quicksilver/Peter Maximoff
Storm/Ororo Munroe
There's so many at this point I can't remember them all just ask
Defenders
Daredevil/Matt Murdock
Jessica Jones
Foggy Nelson
Karen Page
Punisher/Frank Castle
I ask that you keep my punisher reqs spoiler free as I'm catching up on the show right now
Spiderverse
Peter Parker
Peter B. (ITSV)
Tom Holland
Andrew Garfield
Tobey Maguire
(I'm rustier on the live action babies so give me grace here)
Spiderman 2099/Miguel O'hara 
Spider!Gwen
Spiderman Noir
Spider!Gwen x Andrew Garfield!Spiderman
Spiderman/Miles Morales 
He WILL be aged up or shipped with a teen reader, anything else will get doused in gasoline and set on fire.
Eddie Brock/Venom
Note: I'm more willing to do spiderverse x ocs bc I know the spidersona brainrot is real. Hell, at this point, I might do oc x oc content for spiderverse because I've been there (and I've got a bestie with two spider ocs in a ship, love u cas)
Doc Ock/Otto Octavius
Doc Ock/Liv Octavius
Lmao I might do liv x aunt may if its funny or wholesome enough
Mysterio/Quentin Beck
It'll only be mcu!beck if explicitly stated that's what you want. 
Green Goblin/Norman Osborne
Electro/Max Dillon
Sandman/Flint Marko
Lizard/Dr. Curtis Connors
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If you think I'm missing someone just ask
Umbrella Academy
Luther Hargreeves
Diego Hargreeves
Allison Hargreeves
Klaus Hargreeves
Ben Hargreeves
Viktor Hargreeves
Fka Vanya for anyone not up to speed, he's going by Viktor now that Elliot Page has come out
I will not use she/her pronouns or the name Vanya, if I get a req for Vanya it will be written for Viktor.
Star Wars
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Prequels/Clone Wars
Anakin Skywalker
Obi-Wan Kenobi
Captain Rex
Commander Cody
Padme Amidala
Original Trilogy
Luke Skywalker
Leia Organa Skywalker
Han Solo
Lando Calrissian
Mandalorian/Post War Era
Mando/Din Djarin
Bo Katan-Kryze
Cobb Vanth
I know I'm missing some I know it just ask and I'll let yall know
Call of Duty: Modern Warfare
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Ghost/Lt. Simon Riley
Soap/Sgt. Johnny MacTavish
Gaz/Sgt. Kyle Garrick
Captain John Price
Colonel Alejandro Vargas
Rudy/Sgt. Rodolfo Parra
Commander Philip Graves
Monster AU
AU is NOT MINE: it belongs to @/bluegiragi I just think it's sexy
Ghost/Lt. Simon Riley: Wraith
Soap/Sgt. Johnny MacTavish: Werewolf
Gaz/Kyle Garrick: Harpy
Captain John Price: Dragon
Colonel Alejandro Vargas: Nagual
Rudy/Sgt. Rodolfo Parra:
Commander Philip Graves: Vampire
For my König gays and girlies, I love him, and I will write for him, but I don't know a lot about him so bear with me here, I'm trying.
I'll write Monster!AU König as well just ask <3 and the ask doesn't have to be within the confines of the AU "canon," or any canon for that matter
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m-jelly · 2 years
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Hi Jelly!! I love your works, and wanted to ask if you could a scenario where Levi admires the reader but decides to reject them because he knows he's off on a dangerous expedition with Squad Levi and he doesn't want to put them at risk. But when he comes back, he gets jealous seeing them hanging out with someone else and ignoring his existence, and finally confesses?
Adorable <3 I like this. Nothing a little jealousy to give Levi that kick up the arse to say "I love you!" I will try my best with this one.
Mine.
Pairing: Levi x reader
Genre and tags: falling in love, hidden feelings, confessions, jealousy, cannon AU, Levi adores you, happy ending.
Concept: Levi has slowly fallen for you since you joined the scouts at the same time Petra, Oluo, Eld and Gunther did. He wanted you in his squad, but Mike snatched you up before he could due to your amazing tracking skills. Levi loved you from a distance but never acted on it, even when he overhears you saying you have a crush on him, he doesn't. When the scouts get excited for Valentine's Day, he thinks about confessing but he has to go on a dangerous expedition with his squad taking the lead. He decides not to confess because he knows you'd try to go with him to keep him safe. When he returns with his group, he sees you and Mike getting very close as you do the finishing touches for the party together. Levi decides enough is enough and acts.
"So..." The scout moved closer to you as Levi hid behind a door. "It's Valentine's day in a few days."
You reached up and pinned a heart on the wall. "Congratulations, you know your days!"
Levi smirked a little at your tone and words. He liked how witty, quick and spicy you could be, at the same time you were a kind sweetheart who would be a mum to anyone who needed you. You were a gem in a rough batch of people. After all the horrors you've seen, you were still so wonderful. You'd survived so many suicide missions because of your amazing tracking and hunting skills. You were quick, quiet and like an assassin.
Your friend groaned your name. "Stop messing with me!"
You grabbed a decoration from them. "Then get to the point."
"Fine...mum."
You looked down at them from your stool. "If you think that's an insult, then you're wrong. I like being a mum to people." You sighed. "So, what are you after?"
They helped you down from the stool, then waited for you to move it to the other side of Levi's office door. "Are you going to make someone a gift, or give a card, or confess, or ask them to the party?"
You glanced at Levi's door and blushed a little, then you carried on putting up decorations. "I highly doubt I'll get a yes from them. I mean, I could go out and get them a gift. I know the perfect present for him."
They gasped. "Him? Who is him?"
You blushed and climbed down. "I." You glanced at Levi's door, then at your friend. "I can't say right now."
They inhaled. "You have a crush on Captain Levi!?"
You covered their mouth with your hands. "Quiet! What if he's in there?"
They pulled free of your hands. "Why haven't you made a move?"
You sighed and picked up your stool. "Have you seen me? The Captain wouldn't want someone like me."
"Wait, so you've given up before even trying?"
You sighed. "Kind of. I still might get him something."
They groaned. "Boring. So, you're not going to ask anyone to the party?"
You hummed in thought. "I don't think so, but I'm open to anyone asking me."
Levi wanted to hear more, but you and your friend had walked down the hall out of his hearing range. He left his office, then looked at the hearts around it. He wanted to tell you how he felt about you. He wanted to tell you that you were beautiful in his eyes. He was madly in love with you. He felt this urge in him to embrace you in his arms, but he didn't because he needed to head out on a mission that was dangerous for him, his squad and Hange's that were going with.
He made his way to the gear room with you on his mind none stop. He got to his horse, then looked to the building to see Erwin and his team, along with Mike with his were seeing them off. Levi searched the crowd for you, but couldn't see you anywhere. He wanted you to see him off, but he couldn't find you. Levi felt a tap on his shoulder making him jump. He turned around quickly making you jump.
You placed your hand on your chest and laughed. "Wow, double jump, huh?"
Levi gulped hard and blushed a little. "Tch, it's because you're so damn quiet."
You hummed a laugh. "I am a little."
He watched you pet his horse, then nuzzle against them. "What do you want?"
You blushed and pet his horse. "I wanted to see you off. I noticed that no one seems to say goodbye to you, so I thought I would." You looked to Levi and gave him a smile that always made him melt in pure happiness. "Good luck, Levi. I know you don't need it, but I do wish you luck. Come back safe."
He clenched his jaw as he fought his urges, then climbed onto his horse to distract himself. "Tch, enjoy being lazy here and doing nothing."
You stepped back from Levi and sighed. "Goodbye Captain."
Levi stared at your sad smile and felt like you'd given up on him at that moment. Levi tapped his heels and rode off with his squad. He carried out the dangerous mission and returned back, but you weren't part of the welcoming party. He was tired mentally and physically. He felt like he could just collapse. He wanted to see you. He wanted to hear you laugh. He wanted to see your smile. He wanted to be soothed by your voice.
He took his horse to the stables, then made his into the base. He saw there were more decorations around the place and people were running around happy. He let out a long sigh, then went to his office and peeled off his gear. He groaned when the straps of his gear came undone, then thumb on the floor when he let them fall off him. He had a quick shower, changed his things and went to his desk to see a present.
Levi sat at his desk, then opened it to reveal a custom made tea set and tea. He smiled at how beautiful and nice they were. He noticed a little card involved with the gift. "Happy Valentine's Day Levi." He felt his heart throb at reading your name and a little heart with it. "Tch, damn brat." He got up, then walked down the hall trying to look for you. He eventually ended up at the mess hall to see you joking and laughing with Mike. "Tch, the fuck? I was gone for a few days."
You playfully shoved Mike back. "You're an ass."
Mike glanced over at Levi to see him seething in anger. "Hey, we should go outside for some training."
You pouted at him. "But it's the holidays."
He picked you up and put you over his shoulder making you laugh hard. "Training never stops."
Levi watched you go past and caught your eye. He said your name, but you didn't acknowledge Levi and instead messed about with Mike. "Tch, damn brat. What the fuck happened?"
Levi had followed you around and Mike was practically glued to your side. He'd watch the two of you train, have meals together and finish up setting things up for the party. Levi did get a chance to talk to you for the whole day and it was pissing him off. He wanted you all to himself. He didn't care about the dangerous missions putting his life at risk and a possible chance of leaving you alone. He wanted you.
Levi wore his best suit for the party, then stormed into the mess hall turned into the party. He looked around and found you wearing such a beautiful outfit that complimented you so well. He hurried over to you as you spoke to Mike and Hange. He grabbed your hand, then dragged you away and out of the party away from everyone. He ignored your shouts and pleads to slow down. He kept pulling you along to outside.
You panted and stumbled. "Levi! Levi! Levi, please slow down!"
Levi took you all the way to the treeline by the lake. He stopped, then let you go. He clenched his fists tightly. "You know, you really piss me off."
You caught your breath and frowned. "I don't follow."
"You see me off. You get me a present and then you...you..." He turned to you. "You didn't welcome back!"
You blushed a little. "Oh, well because I didn't think you liked me around me anymore. I thought I was a nuisance to you. So, I left the gift with you and kept my distance."
"I don't want you to keep your distance from me."
You frowned. "You don't? Then, what do you want? Can you just tell me so I can understand where I stand?"
Levi grabbed you and pressed you against a tree as his lips were on yours. He held your waist, then squeezed you making you gasp. Levi took the opportunity to test if you wanted him more by edging his tongue in a little. You woke up from your daze, then clung to Levi. You tangled your fingers in his hair and moved your tongue with his. You explored each other as bodies became heated and curious hands travelled.
Levi pulled from your lips when he heard people giggling and walking closer. "Tch, shit." He pulled you into the treeline where it was dark and leaned against a tree as he held you against him. He leaned out to see some of the scouts going on dates. He whispered to you. "Don't move and stay quiet."
You pouted and whispered back. "Why? Don't you want to be seen with me?"
"I do want people to know you are mine, but I haven't told you everything yet about how I feel about you." He sighed. "If they find out we're together, then they won't leave us alone and I won't get my chance to tell you I love you."
You smiled and felt your heart scream in happiness. You wanted Levi so badly for so long and to know he had always loved you made everything better. You undid his cravat then put it on yourself. You hummed, then slowly undid his top buttons.
Levi blushed hard. "Tch, oi? What are you doing?"
You kissed his neck and sighed. "Marking my territory." You kissed down slowly. "Be a good boy and stay quiet."
You nipped the crook of his neck and smiled when he inhaled sharply, then shivered. You bit down a little and sucked at his neck. You ran your hand up his wonderful warm body to the other side of his neck and cupped it. You inhaled deeply and enjoyed his tea and lemon-scented body with a hint of mint. You could feel that his pulse was racing under your touch and lips.
You pulled back and lightly kissed his neck, then you noticed his blush was around his ears and cheeks. You smiled, then whispered in his ear. "I love you too."
Levi turned his head and locked eyes with you in the dark. "I." He gulped. "I said I loved you. I had a whole speech planned and everything and I let it slip while hiding."
You smiled at him. "You did. So?"
He pulled you close and said your name with the sweetest smile. "I love you more than words can describe." He kissed you lightly and smiled. "I love the present you got me. I'll have to get you something in return." He looked to your neck. "But first, my brat, I have to get you back for being a naughty girl." He yanked his cravat off you, then attacked your neck. "Be a good girl for me and moan."
You clung to Levi and tangled your fingers in his hair. You gasped and moaned as he bit down, then ran his tongue over your skin to soothe his actions. "Le-Levi."
Levi pulled back, then kissed you. "Good girl." He put his cravat back on and fixed his buttons. "I expect you to share my bed with me from now on. I'm not letting you leave my sight." He flicked his cravat, then gazed at you. "You're mine now, brat."
You puffed bright red and felt a fire shoot through you. You nodded and squeaked a little. "Y-Yes Levi."
He reached out for you. "Hand." He waited for you to take it, then he walked with you. "We're going on a night walk. It's our first date." He looked at you and smiled softly making you smile back. "You're so beautiful."
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Fandoms news?
Anonymous asked: Fandome news?
Black Adam: lol
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Flash Season 8: YEAH BABY. Haven't watched this show in years and don't imagine I'll be returning now but this is nice.
Aquaman and the Lost Kingdom: Wait, ep. 1's already dropped? This looks amazing.
Milestone: That program sounds good, and hell yes Brandon Thomas get that $$$
Suicide Squad: Kill The Justice League: Still no gameplay after all these years since their last thing, incredible. And I guess it makes sense the costumes would be that dumb coming from the Arkham Knight people, but jeez.
Peacemaker: This should be fun!
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Superman stuff: Would have taken seeing a presumably new costume over a house tour, personally. And why do the stairs lead nowhere, why wouldn't you just build a house? The Supergirl farewell was sweet and I'd never heard the J'onn actor's real voice before, the My Adventures glimpse as miniscule as it was still got me even more excited, and the Smallville reunion was nice even if it pretty much shut down the prospect of an animated revival. As for the new motto, sure, fine, I won't complain if this sticks but also they keep flip-flopping and tinkering with this so I dunno that I really expect any permanence.
Doom Patrol: I'm the moron who's still only seen most of the first season - I'm not built for binging! - but overjoyed to hear it's continuing and that therefore I have more time to catch up.
The Flash: ...was that motherfucker wearing a choker as some kind of pun about how everyone associates him with choking a lady. Anyway this looks fine I guess, curious about the two Millers and the new suit is of course inevitably an improvement even if the helmet fits badly, but Jesus.
Injustice: I swear to god this took up 25% of the show
Blue Beetle/Batgirl: Curious about both of these
Monkey Prince: Hell yes, very glad to hear this is in fact panning out.
Batwoman: I watched the first 3 episodes of the show and even if it's improved in every other aspect I had to quit for my own health, every second Alice is onscreen I can feel my brain getting smoother, possibly the actual worst baddie in superhero mass-media
Catwoman: Hunted and other animated things next year: I suspect the actual story is gonna be kinda trash but visually this looks like a ton of fun. Dreading what a DTV CGI DC movie looks like.
Titans: Hilarious. I'm guessing they adapt the friggin' Tom King run next without Bruce ever suiting up, and in the background they'll do Judas Contract or some shit.
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Batman: Caped Crusader: Oh no this sounds kind of awful now. It really is modern Bruce Timm running the show with nobody telling him no, and that's real bad everybody, that's real, real bad. I initially thought this would be the prestige thing while My Adventures was the all-ages but still thought of internally as kiddie show, and I guess that's still probably true in a sense, but now I'm really thinking these two might turn out to be a "All-Star Superman was announced as a footnote to All-Star Batman & Robin" situation. Also it's funny they have to call this GRITTY, HARDCORE show Caped Crusader because they ran out of other nicknames.
Young Justice: Phantoms: fuck you
Naomi: Of course they weaseled out of using Hoechlin or Routh; shame the leak about Superman being a fictional character in that world and her meeting him being her door to the multiverse was fake.
Shazam! Fury of the Gods: Fully expect this to be great but wanted to smack Zachary Levi across the mouth when he declared the costumes 'upgraded'. I don't care how much they're paying you dude.
Wonder Woman stuff: I guess we've got one more Jenkins/Gadot movie to (judging by the last one) endure, and Trial of the Amazons I guess would be tentatively neat if there was any creative team announced.
Pennyworth: hahaha what
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The Batman: Oh I love this freak. Great across the board - it defamiliarizes Batman successfully, it looks slick as hell, and it balances the tone of utterly brutal and horrifying with Riddler leaving behind his logo in his coffee. My only complaints are:
* Sound mixing was a little rough with a couple lines.
* Not wild about Batman being to effortlessly tank infinite machinegun fire now.
* The unseen prisoner is clearly Riddler but a friend noted it kinda sounded like Kevin Conroy so if I was obsessed with Hurt turning out to be the big villain of this trilogy BEFORE
All in all, a couple obvious exceptions aside this was a huge letdown: tons of "Excited to get a glimpse of ______? Well, we'll have something to show you...someday!", bland retrospectives, and the smallest of announcements. This didn't even feel like a quantity over quality thing, just a shrug capped off by Batman.
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Levi Ackerman × reader
Genre: Angst, Hurt/comfort, Fluff, matured themes, slowburn
Warning: There's mentions and descriptions of underage rape and suicidal themes and self harm and other triggering stuff. THERE IS SMUT IN THIS CHAPTER
6 months later
"Oi Hanji! Give her something for the pain and do something fucking useful for once!" Levi growled as (Y/N) almost sprained his hand with a squeeze as she held his hand during another contraction. Levi deeply regretted teaching her those exercises to improve her strength all those months back. "Calm down Levi. I'm not the doctor here and I am not using some experimental pain killer that I made without any human testing on my best friend." Hanji replied to him calmly. Levi was loosing his grip as he wasn't ready for it.
When (Y/N) told him that her water broke at dawn, he panicked more than he ever did in his entire life. More than when Kenny taught him how to use knives by almost killing him. "Sir, we can't allow you to stay here... She will have her delivery soon..." a nurse meekly told the fuming captain, only to receive a deadly glare from him. If looks could kill, the nurse would've been dead by now. "Levi, listen to them. They delivered more babies than most of the survey corps’ titan kills." Hanji tried to reason with him. However, that seemed to stop working for the last 8 hours, after (Y/N)'s contractions began. "Levi, as the commander of the survey corps, I command you to get the fuck out of this room." Hanji told him in a commanding tone as she lost all patience with him. He was testing her like a spoilt child for the last 8 hours about almost everything.
Levi fell asleep on the chair in the waiting room. Hanji was sitting beside him, quiet sleepy herself. At least she took an afternoon nap yesterday and she felt immensely guilty for giving a huge pile of paperwork to Levi the same day. He had been working all day and wasn't able to sleep at night too as (Y/N)'s contractions started at dawn. Buying their home at Trost was a great decision as the hospital was nearby as (Y/N) had a hard time riding a horse to get there. Both Levi squad and (Y/N) squad was there except Marie, who apparently had a headache.
Hanji personally never liked Marie either and she agreed with Levi about the fact that this girl was trying to double cross (Y/N). However, Hanji saw why (Y/N) refused to let her go. If she only cooperated, she could've been a good asset to the team. It had been 2 more hours since Hanji got Levi to get out of the delivery room, 10 hours since (Y/N)'s water broke. After these agonising two hours, a nurse entered the waiting room with a pained look but a smile while rubbing her hands. It didn't take long for Hanji to figure out that she offered (Y/N) to hold her hand, given that her hand looked red. Watching the nurse, Hanji was barely able to tap Levi's shoulder twice as he jerked awake and asked the nurse in panic.
"Is (Y/N) okay?". Hanji realised that Levi took the pained look on the nurse's face as a signal to something is wrong other than the fact that (Y/N) squeezed the soul out the poor woman's hand. "Yes they both are fine. They are cleaning the baby as we speak. Congratulations Mr Ackerman. It's a boy. Would you like to see them?" The nurse asked with a smile. Hanji noticed that Levi looked paler than usual. His hands were shaking a bit too. "Yes." Levi answered after getting a grip on himself.
Levi followed the nurse into the cabin where (Y/N) had been transferred. Everyone else followed too. They were made to wait till (Y/N) was transferred into the cabin but that didn't take too long. As the nurse opened the door and walked in, Levi saw a scene that he, even in his wildest dreams never imagined. There on the bed right opposite to the door laid (Y/N), a small white bundle in her arms. She looked tired, almost as if she would pass out but there was a slight smile on her face as her eyes were filled with curiosity and love as she looked at the small bundle. "She doesn't look like herself at all..." Levi internally thought.
Yes, (Y/N) didn't have the look of a ruthless killer anymore. She looked different. "She's giving off the same expression that my mother used to have..." Levi thought curiously as he stepped towards (Y/N). That's when he realised why (Y/N) had such a sudden change. That's because what he saw affected him too. Almost as greatly as it did to (Y/N). Inside the small, there was this small baby, with raven hair, eyes the exact copy of Levi, only they were (E/C) instead of the steel grey that Levi's eyes hold. "He even got that constipated look" Hanji muttered as she followed Levi towards (Y/N).
At this point, Levi sat down abruptly on the chair right in front of the bed. His legs were shaking. There was no balance in his body. Years of training, his unbreakable balance, his extreme reflexes, all gone after looking at this sight. "I have a kid..." Levi's voice croaked out suddenly. Both his squad, (Y/N)'s squad, Hanji and (Y/N) herself looked at him as if they just saw something extremely unexpected happen. It was unexpected after all. Levi, the person who never got his guard down after meeting Kenny, was weak, vulnerable and he didn't bother hiding it.
"Levi, are you okay?" Hanji asked Levi before anyone else as everyone was extremely taken aback by Levi's actions. Even (Y/N) was taken aback as she never saw Levi like this. "Levi... " (Y/N) tried to say but her voice was raspy as her throat was dry. Without saying any more, (Y/N), extended a hand towards his, held his hand gently, trying to make him feel better. "Can I hold...it?" Levi muttered, as he got some grip on himself after (Y/N) held his hand. "Oi Levi! Don't call your own son it!" Hanji exclaimed. "Hanji, let him be. I'm sure he's having a hard time processing it all. I am too." (Y/N) told Hanji, her voice still raspy. The nurse helped to take the baby from (Y/N)'s arms and gave it to Levi, teaching how to hold the baby.
The baby simply stared at Levi, as if he was hugely disappointed with the fact that he was taken from his mother. Levi just stared at the baby for a few moments. He had a family now. He found someone who gave him the reason to live on and now he has a child, someone who he could give the good childhood he never got. Hesitantly, Levi placed a light kiss on the baby's forehead, surprising the whole group of people in the room, not surprising (Y/N) too much as she saw Levi showing emotions before. (Y/N) just smiled, knowing that the man before her was at peace.
They both were at peace. Her dreams came true. She now has a family. The both of them finally found happiness. "You guys, I'll contact the Reeves company and get meat for you all. Sasha, you will be cooking and arranging everything at my house. I'll pay for everything." Levi told everyone, looking at them with a small smile on his face. "M-meat? You will buy meat for us?" Sasha stammered before shouting out, "HEICHOU! YOU ARE THE BEST SQUAD LEADER ANYONE CAN POSSIBLY GET!" while crying like a maniac. Everyone else looked happy and thanked Levi for the treat.
"Guys, get out now. I need some rest" (Y/N) stated after a while. Everyone already took turns to hold the baby and Levi proved to be an overprotective father, as he inspected everyone as they took the baby and snapped at Connie when he made a mistake trying to hold the baby. No one wanted to leave though, as the baby was just too cute to leave alone. After some groans of disappointment, they all left. All except Levi.
"What will we name him?" (Y/N) asked him. She didn't want to bring the topic up in front of the others as she didn't want their contribution in this matter. "What about Farlan?" Levi answered after thinking for a moment. "Sure. It's a nice name. Farlan Ackerman sounds good." (Y/N) answered with a smile. The baby was asleep on the cot beside the bed. Levi looked at him and sighed. "Yeah. It sounds nice" He answered, a small smile forming on his face. He then walked towards (Y/N), patted her head gently and said, "Take some rest. I'll be back soon. I'll have to take a nap myself.". That's when (Y/N) noticed how tired he looked. Levi was used to being sleep deprived. That's not what tired him. What tired him was the amount of tension he went through for the last 11 hours. He very much needed a nap.
(Y/N) was woken by the sound of the door of the cabin opening. She had a sound sleep as the nurses took care of Farlan except for the times when he had to be fed. (Y/N) noticed that it was already evening as she saw the orange light coming from the window into the room. It was Pixis who just entered the room. Of course, it didn't surprise (Y/N). After what he did on her wedding, she came to acknowledge the fact that Pixis was completely unpredictable.
"I see that I have a grandchild now." Pixis stated with a smirk. "Yes. That part was obvious." (Y/N) replied with a stoic expression. "Don't be so bland (Y/N). I'm just here to see the baby. I haven't seen many new-borns in my lifetime." Pixis answered as he walked towards the cot. "Did you ever see me when I was a baby?" (Y/N) asked in return. Pixis stopped in front of the cot and answered, "No. I didn't.". He tried to hide it but his voice showed some remorse and so, (Y/N) didn't further question him. "His eyes look a lot like Levi. What's his name?" Pixis asked (Y/N), as he looked at the sleeping baby. "Farlan" (Y/N) answered. "Ah I see." Pixis answered. Before he could say anything more, Levi entered the room.
He just came back after getting the best sleep of his life as he felt like the happiest person on earth. However, seeing Pixis there worried him. That guy abandoned (Y/N) after all. "Should I give you some privacy?" he asked (Y/N) as he figured that (Y/N) would like to talk to Pixis alone. After all, their relationship was worse than just shaky and Levi thought that him being there would just make things more awkward. "No it's fine. You can stay" (Y/N) answered. After Levi entered the room, Pixis told him, "Congratulations on being a father" with a smile.
"Thank you." Levi answered curtly. The baby was awake by now as Pixis picked him up. "So, we all will pretend as if we are one big happy family?" Levi asked Pixis, raising an eyebrow. After all, the last thing Levi expected was that he would see Pixis holding his son. "Whatever helps him sleep at night" (Y/N) scoffed. To that Pixis let out a brief laugh before saying, "No wonder you're my daughter. However, you've got the sharp tongue of your mother...". At that, (Y/N) stopped him and said, "Don't compare me to that foul woman." with a frown.
"Okay. I won't. Anyway, I will have to take my leave now. And Levi, everyone likes to play family at some point. I won't deny that I'm the reason for which (Y/N) had a horrible life but we can't change that now can we?" Pixis answered before keeping Farlan in the cot and leaving the room. "Are you okay (Y/N)?" Levi asked (Y/N) as he didn't know how (Y/N) felt about the whole thing. "Yeah I'm fine. I personally don't accept him as my father but I'm glad that Farlan will probably have a grandfather. At this point, the only thing I care about is Farlan's happiness as I already found mine" (Y/N) told him with a smile.
1 month and a week later
(Y/N) made certain errors in her prediction from 6 months ago. She had her delivery a week before it was predicted. Farlan however, was healthier than ever. She also took more than a month to recover. A month and half to be exact. Thus, the expedition had to be delayed for a week. Levi didn't even have to push Hanji about it because Hanji figured out how long (Y/N) would actually take to recover a few weeks after she gave birth. She made all the arrangements for the delay of the expeditions by then much to (Y/N)'s disappointment. She however couldn't complain later when she really took a week more to recover. That gave them two weeks to eradicate all titans left in Wall Maria.
Hundreds of titans were killed using the executioner from hell before winter. The plan was that there would be two expeditions. Each with 3 days worth of supply. The survey corps would be divided into two groups. One would be travelling from Trost, eastwards, facing every titan on the way and travelling in groups, 2 squads in each, to attract the titans till they reach Utopia. The other would be travelling from Utopia, westwards till they reach Trost. The only two strategists capable of leading a team if something went terribly wrong were Hanji and (Y/N), with Hanji clearly being better than (Y/N) due to her longer experience in battle. Thus, it was decided that (Y/N), along with Levi's experience, would lead the group from Trost while Hanji would lead the group from Utopia.
The Survey corps had 201 members by now, Levi squad having an extra. The usual squad had 5 members including the squad leader. 20 squads would be there on each group. The formation would be such that every group of two squads would be 10 km apart from eachother. If something went wrong with the formation, red smoke signals would be used. (Y/N) squad and Levi squad, partnered with two other squads, would be positioned in the middle of the formation so that they could immediately run to help if any other squad is harmed. It would, however, take about an hour to get the formation done as the distance between wall Maria and Wall Rose is 100 km and survey corps horses could run at a speed of 80km/hr. Levi squad will give Armin to Hanji squad so that the other team could use the strength they are lacking due to the absence of either one of Levi, (Y/N) or a titan shifter, given that, Armin was the most powerful titan shifter on the team.
Thus, the team from Trost would have a hundred members while the team from Utopia would have a hundred and one. The survival rate this time, would only be a 50% however as everyone is expected to charge straight at the titans instead of running.
"You all will be using your 3DMG to go and get all the dummies cut. However, from today till the expedition, you'll all be competing against (Y/N) here. If any of you can get around the forest before her, congratulations, you stand a chance against her if she just got out of a delivery. If any of you gets tangled in your own wire again, I swear I'll kick you out of the survey corps." Levi lectured all the cadets. (Y/N) joined them as planned today, so that she can brush up her training. The last night, Levi personally took (Y/N) to check if she can use 3DMG, and (Y/N) surprised him.
She was almost as good as before her pregnancy leave. Sure, she was still rough around some edges, her movements weren't as flawless as it was before, her speed decreased noticeably too but she still was better than all recruits combined. All the cadets were greatly interested in watching (Y/N) in action. (Y/N) was the only person in the entire Survey corps who's 3DMG skills were comparable to Levi's. Everyone knew that and as the new recruits never saw (Y/N) in action, competing her seemed like a very good sport to them. Defeating (Y/N) meant coming second to the strongest in humanity. Levi squad and (Y/N) squad however knew that it wasn't possible. "Everyone, assume positions!" Levi commanded and everyone ran to the line drawn in front of the forest. They all stood in line, ready to take off. "And go!" Levi instructed and everyone took off.
The new recruits were surprised to see (Y/N) getting way ahead of everyone at a speed that was impossible for them to reach. "What the hell? She isn't even using too much gas..." one of the recruits exclaimed. (Y/N) was out of their sight in no time and as they found the dummies, every one of them had a perfect slice cut off it's nape. There were 16 dummies in total. It took the others 30 minutes to find and cut down every single one of them and getting out while (Y/N) did the same in 13 minutes. Levi squad and (Y/N) squad took 25 minutes while Mikasa took 18. "Good work out there." Levi told (Y/N) as she flew out of the forest. "Well, I usually am faster than that." (Y/N) answered, as she got her blades in the sheathes in the 3DMG. "Yes. I know that. If you didn't just have a delivery last month, I'd have been disappointed." Levi answered to that. (Y/N) just gave a "mhhm" for reply before she spoke again.
"I'm not so sure if leaving Farlan with Hanji was a good idea..." (Y/N) muttered. "Well, he'll be fine." Levi answered casually. "Are you sure about that? Hanji did try to make him walk at the age of three weeks for her experiments... " (Y/N) muttered remembering the time when Hanji tried to test if Levi's genetics had something that made them become physically developed more easily than others given that all the other known ackermans, Kenny and Mikasa, had good fighting abilities. Of course, Hanji's experiments didn't work and Farlan got hurt and cried, which sounded more angry than pained, thus scaring Hanji to death as Levi gave Hanji a death glare once it happened. After all, Levi did try to kill a commander before.
5 days later
"Hanji, the milk is in the cupboard in the kitchen with the bottle. Boil the bottle before feeding Farlan. The nappies, shirts and blankets are in the third drawer in the wardrobe of mine and Levi's room. If Farlan wets himself, just take anything from there. I kept everything packed in a bag which is also in the wardrobe so that you can bring it when you come to the headquarters. And Hanji, don't try to do any experiments. I'm trusting you on this." (Y/N) explained Hanji. "You explained all of that to me every single day of this week you know." Hanji mentioned in a flat tone. "Well, I was just reminding you..." (Y/N) started before Hanji stopped her and said in a light tone, "Come on (Y/N)! I literally lead the survey corps! Farlan will be fine. Don't worry so much.". "Yeah... I guess I'm a bit too paranoid... Thanks for all the help Hanji." (Y/N) answered with a smile. "Yeah yeah I know. You'll be late for training if you keep trying to remind me stuff now. So, get out." Hanji pushed (Y/N) out of the house.
(Y/N) POV
When I reached the survey corps headquarter and walked in the training grounds, Levi was already there. "You're late. You're doing 50 laps after training." he told me with a frown. Yes, I obviously never got special treatment from him in case of work related matters. I appreciated it though as our personal lives shouldn't interfere with work. The female cadets looked happy with the fact that I got laps. Well, it doesn't matter. It isn't like they have the guts to make a move on Levi. "Well, assume positions now. I'll be following you all." Levi commanded everyone. I joined everyone in front of the starting line. "And go!" Levi instructed as we all shot forward.
"Make as less moves as possible. Preserve gas. Find the locations of the dummies and cut them." my mind kept repeating as I sped towards the forest. The slightest movements caught my attention as some recruits were left to move the dummies. One, two, three... My mind counted as I kept making perfect cuts on every dummy. Just as I landed outside the forest, I found no one. Of course, Levi mentioned that he will be following us in the next training exercise. He probably is with the other recruits.
After about 20 more minutes, everyone else appeared with Levi. Levi looked at me, his eyes showing appreciation. "You reached your previous records. Your moves are as good as before now. Good job." he complimented before turning to the new recruits and saying, "You all couldn't improve any more than 30 minutes in six fucking months and she did the same fucking job in 11 minutes by a week after having a delivery about a month and half ago. This is why I don't train brats like you all. I don't know how Shadis keeps his cool with you all.". He said all of that calmly with a stoic expression but the girls in the group almost started crying already. Levi then turned to my squad and his own squad and said, "You all did okay. There's still room for improvement though.". They all saluted and Levi motioned them to be at ease before looking at me and saying, "Well, what are you waiting for? Go get the laps done."
2 hours and 30 minutes later
I finally was done with the laps. Hanji came by with Farlan and saw me doing laps in the training grounds. 400 meters each lap. About 20 km. "And here I thought shorty was getting soft..." Hanji shook her head as she ran beside me carrying Farlan when she found me. "Well, he honestly got softer than before. I remember him shouting at me back when I took a minute to get a dummy down. Now he's saying his squad that they did a good job after they took 25 minutes to get 16 dummies." I answered. No wonder they weren't improving.
I went to my office to get the extra uniform I usually keep there incase if the one I'm wearing gets dirty. With that, I went to the female bathrooms and took a bath, changed my uniform, went to my office to grab the stack of paperwork Hanji told me that she would leave in my office and went for Levi's office. I knocked on his door and heard his voice saying, "State your name and business.". "It's (Y/N)." I answered. "Come in" I heard his voice, now sounding softer and went in his office. His table had three stacks of paperwork, his face showing the stress that he was on. I sat down with my own stack and started working silently, helping Levi with his paperwork sometimes while he helped me with mine. When I was done, he still had two stacks to complete. I looked at him, he looked tired. Thus, I got up, walked towards his chair and went under the table.
Back when I was about 6 months pregnant, I had this phase when I was horny all the time and that's when I found out that getting a blowjob while he's working calms Levi down when he has to do a lot of paperwork. Thus, this little tradition started where I helped him out every time I saw him struggling with work. I heard a sigh of content from him as I took his dick in my mouth, swirling my tongue around it's tip. I felt his hand on my hair, gently pushing me on his length. I didn't give him the chance to guide me as I started going all out on him, taking all of his length in my mouth and bobbing my head on it, my tongue working at it's tip the entire time. The gentle touch on my hair turned into a harsh grab as Levi took control, making my movements even faster.
I heard Levi's breathing getting disoriented and suddenly, there was a knock on the door. I stopped my assault on his dick so that he could answer the door without having any distractions. "State name and business" I heard him say with a flat monotone voice. He had this way of keeping his body entirely under control, which fascinated me to bits. "It's Cadet Schwarz. I need to talk to you, heichou." I heard Marie's voice. What is that girl upto? "Come in" Levi answered as I heard the door open and her footsteps coming into the room.
"Schwarz, the last time you were in my office, as much as I can recall, (Y/N) gave you a warning about your attire. Why are you violating the dress code again?" I heard Levi ask her. That's it. I know very well what she's trying to do. I'd have to write a report against her and probably give her a talk about backing off from my husband. "Heichou, I will get straight into point. I only joined the survey corps for you. When I heard that they were taking members in the Special operations squad, I thought it was your squad. However, I wasn't lucky enough and ended up in hers. Heichou, I can keep you much happier than she ever can. Just..." Levi stopped her before she said anything more.
"Listen, what you're doing is highly inappropriate. I'm a married man and I'm in a happy marriage. I even have a kid. Even if I wasn't married, I would never leave (Y/N) for anyone. So, I'll tell this to you for the last time, stop embarrassing yourself." Levi answered, in a stoic voice. "Is that right heichou? Then why does your face look so flustered? You know what heichou? You can be with your wife. She doesn't have to know what happens behind closed doors..." Marie continued. I quietly stuffed Levi's penis in his pants and started buttoning him up when I heard Levi's surprised and slightly disgusted voice saying, "What the fuck do you think you're doing?". To that, Marie replied, "I'm just trying to show you exactly what got you so flustered. Isn't that what you...".
"Enough" I spoke up, stopping Marie. I got up from under the table and Marie clearly understood why Levi was flustered after seeing my messy hair. "Marie, go to my office. We need to discuss your expulsion from the survey corps." I told her with a cold tone. "Expulsion? But I haven't broken any rules. By the way, isn't the commander the only person who can expel someone from the survey corps? You can't do that!" Marie scoffed. It was time to put her in her place. "Well, if you don't trust me on this, you can ask Levi if I was nominated to be the commander of the survey corps only a few months ago." I told her, my tone getting colder by the second.
Marie looked at Levi and Levi simply answered, "She's right. See, I told you to stop this bullshit. Even if (Y/N) didn't take actions, I would have.". "Actions? But I haven't broken any rule!.." I stopped her at that and told her, "Marie, five buttons of your shirt are opened. You just ignored a direct warning from a superior. If you think I didn’t write a report on you violating the dress code before, you are wrong. Of course, that alone can't get you kicked out of the survey corps but I also have further complains against you, which we will discuss in my office. So, go.". "No! I refuse to go!" Marie made a bitch face at me.
"You refuse to go? Well, you see, unfortunately as long as you are a survey corps soldier, I will be your superior. You will have to follow my orders or else the consequences would be severe." I told her in a commanding voice as she retreated from the office. "Thanks for having my back, Levi." I told him as he looked at me with worry. "No, it's fine. Just don't kill her." he told me, his eyes showing suspicion. "Don't worry. I won't kill her. I'll just ruin her career." I answered before getting out of Levi's office and going to mine.
Marie was already in the office. "Well, let's discuss your insubordination." I told her before sitting on my chair. "Sit down. You'd prefer not to fall on the floor after I tell you the few things I'm about to say." I told her, motioning to the chair in front of me. She sat and I started. "Do you know what happened to the last person who tried to take Levi from me?" I asked her. She looked uncomfortable at this point as she knew that I had her cornered. "No?" she answered.
"Her name was Petra Ral. She died on the 57th expedition. The female titan stomped on her. Surprisingly, the female titan was able to do that in my presence. The next expedition is coming soon and who knows, maybe you would be eaten by a titan too and I wouldn't be able to save you." I stopped. I saw her face losing colours. Just the reaction I wanted to see.
"You see, as your superior, I had to report every time you almost got the squad killed to the commander. The commander herself questioned your worth and I have been defending you for the whole time. However, it seems like you aren't fit to be in the survey corps anyway, even if I don't consider the fact that you tried to fuck my husband. Honestly, I shouldn't be telling you all these. I should just let you die on the next expedition. You just proved to me how worthless you are today.
However, ever since Farlan was born, I couldn't shake this feeling off me. I don't want to make your family suffer. I know how your mother would feel if you die. So, I would give you a second option. If I talk to the commander and expel you from the survey corps, that would be the end of your career in the military. If I don't do anything, you will die. If you give me a letter asking for a transfer to the Garrison or the Military police, your career would be saved, you would live and I could keep you out of my relationship. Now, go back to your room and decide what you want. I will be expecting a letter from you. You're dismissed." I explained to her in my monotone voice. With that, she left the room without a word. I rested my head on the head rest of the chair. "Fuck.. Farlan really changed everything..." I wondered. After all, I didn't feel like the cold hearted person I was anymore.
To be continued...
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A few words about Harley Quinn: Birds of Prey
I know right? they changed the title after almost a week of screening. What a plot twist.
I was pretty hyped about this movie. No mather the trailers, they were just fine, but the cast and what I was hearing about this, made me very excited. After changing the head of DCEU (or The Worlds of DC (what a weird name)) every movie coming out with the DC logo was remarkably good. Aquaman (2018) was a lot of entertainment, Shazam (2019) was fun, Joker (2019) was great and emotional at times, it didn't win two Oscars for nothing (but I'm still #teamdriver). So what about Birds of Prey: And the Fabulous Emancipation of One Harley Quinn (2020)? (I like the old title better)
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Now we get to the good stuff, so watch out for *SPOILERS*.
The characters, especially the main one, are the best thing about this movie, so we are gonna start with the One and Only Harley Quinn. This is one of the greatest character redemptions in the last few years. She was an awful character Suicide Squad (2016), her only two roles were to look sexy and try to be crazy. That's no way to treat such a wonderful antiheroine. But this movie changed it completely. She finally got some depth. She finally doesn't like she's from a teenager's dream and she finally is funny. About her depth, they added Harley a good between movies' midstory. Which is good, but not great, because I still want to see, how the Joker sents Harley to space, she would be saved of course, but it would be entertaining. No one said this can't be done in future movies tho... Coming back, the few scenes, where she tells Black Canary drunk, that the Joker broke with her, or when she destroys the Laboratory, or when she watches TV with the kid, it shows, that she's human, not just a 1-dimensional disappointment. And combined with Margot Robbie's acting talent and her love for the character, she plays, it makes the movie great of itself. But she's not the only great thing in this picture and that's the best part. Seriously, I can't talk about her enough, so just one more thing, the costumes, wow, wonderful. More of that, please.
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She's not alone tho! Not in the third act at least. I mean the Birds of Prey. Because they fight with her. You know. I'm pretty satisfied, how they have written these characters. Although they have a lesser role, then the original (better) title would say, but, that's not really a problem. Black Canary (my Injustice 2 main BTW) is great. I haven't seen that character anywhere else then Injustice 2 and Young Justice (2010-), so I can't say much about it, but I heard she's different here. I don't care tho, she's great, a very well written, after Harley, probably the best-written character here and the second with most screen time. She's badass but also warmhearted. It took me a bit, to get used to the design, but the actress does such a wonderful job, I can't be less mad about it. Montoya isn't the best, but she's still fun. Who cares about the age, when the actress plays as well as she can and does a great job? She's based on detectives from 80's cop shows, so not much to say about here. She's just good. The Huntress, I haven't seen such a badass character made fun off so much, without hurting her image. Such great work from the writers' side. Just explicit.
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The humor is the third-best part of this movie. We'll talk about the second-best in a second. The jokes mostly got me. I'm not a big fan of in-your-face humor, I like more the background jokes, but I have to say, I found most of them really, really funny. The sandwich scene was for me a little too much, but for example, the part in the police station was just the best. Or at the carnival.
The choreography during combat is just amazing. As I remember correctly, people from the John Wick team were hired, to do the stunts, so it looks astonishing. Each of the main characters has a different combat style, which just adds to the visual madness of the fight scenes. And the R category adds even more to it. Watching so many legs brake in so many directions, hurt even me.
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So there were like two villains. One side villain, but we're gonna talk about him first. I like Victor Zsasz from the Gotham (2014-2019) tv series and that's really the only expression that I saw of him till now. He's different, from what I can remember, less of a silent type and more of a talking psychopath, but he's still enjoyable to watch. He got nothing on the Black Mask tho. Ewan McGregor was a great casting decision. I haven't seen him earlier playing a villain, just the good guys, mostly Obi-Wan, but the job he does here is amazing. You can see, he has so much fun, like it was his childhood dream, to play a face-cutting gangster. My only problem with him was, that he's a little underused.
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But that gets into the "bad stuff" category. The movie is great, but the is no movie without flaws. And the biggest is probably the plot. It's basic. it's just a race after a diamond. The backstories of the protagonists were much better. But it's not a big problem tho. The characters, action, and humor are on such a high level, that that doesn't even bother much. The saddest thing for me is the underuse of Black Mask and Bruce (the hyena named after that hunky millionaire Bruce Wayne (I wrote it with a smile on my face)).  After a while and a lot of thinking about it, I got to an impression, that the underuse of Black Mask in the third act (or the final fight for the most part) was that to show, that he's not the unstoppable, evil monster, that his describing himself as, but just a guy. So I let myself to turn a blind eye on that. But WTF writers! You have a fucking hyena, that we see in like two scenes and doesn't even rip two guys into pieces. I'm mad about it. And why one and not two? The more hyenas, the better.
You probably heard from the internet trolls, that that's just a big budget propaganda movie. It hates guys. Another Charlie's Angels (2019). Yeah... No. It doesn't. Showing strong female characters isn't a propaganda. It does not tell you, that man are the worst and you should hate them. I can't understand why someone would even think that. I saw the 1-stars wave on IMDb and got a little affraid, but don't worry. It's a wonderful movie, not for everyone, but definietly not like the basement trolls descibe it.
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The SPOILER FREE zone is active from now on.
So to sum up. It's a great movie, with funny jokes and action like from a John Wick movie. It's not for everybody, but it's just better because of it. Because it is its own movie. And that's a not seen very often in blockbuster superhero movies. (Can we even call it that? It's not that big bugdet and it's about antiheroins) If you haven't yet, go and watch it. It deserves a little boxoffice boost.
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What’s this kill Arkham thing about. Feel free to infodump about the comic (if it’s a comic) plot.
It's a comic that doesn't exist yet. It was supposed to release May 30th. Everywhere still says it releases May 30th. All I know is the plot synopsis which essentially says that Amanda Waller runs Arkham Asylum now and she's going to pit the inmates against each other in a death match to choose members of the Suicide Squad. This is meant to tie into the game that's been delayed to February 2nd so maybe that's around the time the comic releases. But what do I know cuz everywhere still says May 30th so I keep checking the release date. Still nothing. There's been no word from DC. At all. Kinda bothering me because this was supposed to have an actual appearance of Captain Boomerang. Literally the 5 issue miniseries prequel (meaning it shouldn't even contain spoilers for the game so I don't understand why it won't release) follows Captain Boomerang, Deadshot, King Shark, and Harley Quinn. Over the past 3 years Captain Boomerang has gotten nothing but a literal pile of shit dumped on him where like... At best he's crammed all the way in the background and you gotta play fucking Where's Waldo to find him, and at worst he dies immediately after he shows up. LOOKING AT YOU DC VS VAMPIRES!!!!!!!!!! Actually... Suicide Squad Blaze was worse but like... We don't talk about Suicide Squad Blaze. It's icky for a multitude of reasons. So yeah. Basically... Waiting for Captain Boomerang content. There is no Captain Boomerang content that isn't Harkrill (Polkadot Man and Captain Boomerang ship. Nothing against shippers or the ship. I just see it everywhere) or Owen (nothing against Owen fans. I just don't like Owen) or stuff I haven't already seen because they're coming from comics that have been out for at least a decade now.
Basically.... Captain Boomerang gets no bitches and I am waiting on contest art I won to squeeze all the content into my mouth and crawl back into my hole until probably July 11th or sooner (This series has been releasing a month-ish in advance online but because I don't know when, I just check constantly) cuz that's when Harley Screws Up the DCU #5 releases which I'm almost entirely uninterested in the story tbh because my girl Harley would NEVER go after Barry fucking Allen. You CANNOT change my mind on this. I'm there for Captain Boomerang. I was for the Starro Spore to be off his face and for him to live but with how this man gets treated in canon, I'm asking for WAY TOO MUCH 🙃
Am I going through some form of content withdrawal where I'm now keeping track of the days since I've gotten any form of substantial content? Maybe! Wouldn't you like to know, weather boy. I'm fine. Really. I am. I swear.
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