#and probably the nicest i ever will

[inhuman-obey-me]

A Jewel Is Born (Chapter 1)

Written for Asmodeus's Birthday 2023! Description: Asmodeus wasn't born as the Avatar of Lust. He hadn't always been one of Lucifer's brothers. He wasn't created to be one of the Seven Rulers of the Devildom. What he was created for, was beauty. That much has never changed. Can also be read on AO3 here!

Day 1 - Awakening

From the moment Asmodeus was born, he knew beauty. It was interwoven into every moment of his creation -- a destiny to be the most beautiful being that had ever lived and ever would.

The Jewel of the Heavens began as a pearl, lustrous and lovely, resting upon a bed of white silk in a jewelry box lined with glass -- mirrors within, with a clear view to the inside from beyond its walls. The entire case was illuminated by tiny stars that filled the space, their crystalline lights reflected infinitely in the glass to highlight the perfectly smooth sheen of the round pearl at its center.

And from this pearl, his Father drew out strands of glittering thread, weaving them through the stars into limbs, a torso, a face. All the shimmering flawless beauty of the gem made up every bit of his new angel's being. Fluttering robes came together over his form, white and purple, every star stitched into shining golden accents. A perfect doll, with the sweetest sherry-gold eyes fluttering back up at his creator.

A sparkling golden halo finished the creation, just the same as all his angels, and with that final touch, gave him life.

As the new angel's mind began to awaken, all around him were the mirrors of the box he lay in. In every direction, he saw himself -- the very concept of beauty given angelic form. Light bounced off his smooth skin, the iridescence of his origins still lingering upon his surface. A soft breath of wonder escaped him at the sight, and as he drew himself up to standing, the walls fell open around him like elegantly blooming petals of a great glass flower.

From farther beyond, he could see another angel standing beside a gateway, spear upright in hand and nodding politely to him. He registered the most beautiful parts of his boyish-faced greeter first -- the smooth arch of his jaw, the muscular curves of his exposed abdomen, the sweetly unassuming smile reaching up to lovely blue eyes behind a dusty ash grey mop of hair.

An exquisite smile slid across the newborn's impeccable features, and a pair of magnificent white feather wings spread out behind him, gliding him forward towards the gate. Taking the other angel's hand in his, he kissed it sweetly, batting his eyelashes up at him. "Well, hello there. What's your name, handsome?"

The other's smile dropped away quickly, replaced momentarily by some mixture of confusion and displeasure. He pulled his hand back before bowing his head again in polite deference, stiffly returning his expression to serious neutrality.

"Welcome, brother. I am the angel Raphael, and I have come to guide you to the Celestial Realm. What is your name?"

The answer entered his mind naturally, without even a moment's hesitation, and sounded like honey and stardust upon his tongue.

"I am the angel Asmodeus."

#to be continued #mod chaos in the devildom #obey me #obey me! #obey me swd #obey me shall we date #omswd #obey me asmodeus #obey me asmo #happy birthday asmodeus #obey me fic #writings #more coming soon but wanted to get this posted asap since it's already late for his bday #asmo deserved better #also i think this is the nicest thing ive ever written about their father #and probably the nicest i ever will

[jey-draws]

This is what I think happened after they reunited

#digital art #fanart #the owl house #toh #toh spoilers #the owl house spoilers #amity blight #eda clawthorne #im cacklng thinking about this #they missed so much #the amity in panel 1 and two is probably the nicest side profile i have ever drawn of any character ever wow #yess ok her missing arms the wrong one but hey ive posted it now

[clownsuu]

What does a clown do when someone steals his identity?

…The ‘clownsuu’s.

LMAOO HEHEH this gave a big ol giggle, thank u my guy, take some random ass doodles I was able to scrub up—

Not a new character (a old one in fact- some of y’all may actually remember xem) but I had a undying (pun not intended) urge to draw my lil vampire goober as a muppet (and xem xemselves-)

for newer gamers, this is Xi! Xey go by xe/xem/xeir (xey don’t mind they/them, but prefers xe/xem)

#Nobody has ever really made a pun outta my user that’s quite silly! #HEHEH I keep giggling about it I love it so muCHHH #Ya always got the nicest things to say gamer! I always enjoy seeing you pop up in my box and feed! #Welcome home #welcome home mob au #welcome home wally #welcome home howdy #welcome home barnaby #wally darling #howdy pillar #barnaby b beagle #welcome home frank #frank frankly #almost forgot him whoops IDHHDHDHD #Random Xi moment #Xem and omega are probably my favorites to draw… #Alt spiders with top hats real JDHDH #Also don’t mind the mob doodles LmAOO

[evgar]

sadie adler; acrylic on wood

after painting arthur and now her, i'm thinking this will probably become a series of paintings of the gang so expect a john piece as soon as i can make it happen 🧡

prints

#this one sucked the life out of me #that hair oh my god #but probably one of the nicest things i've ever painted #it turned out so pretty i think and im proud :) #sadie adler #red dead redemption 2 #rdr2 #red dead redemption 2 fanart #rdr2 fanart #red dead redemption #art #artists on tumblr #evgarart #my art

[brainrotdotorg]

Monica Jamrock has a way of making men forget about their problems for awhile

#I discovered . a shading and rendering style . for the first time #while drawing Monica’s milkers. #that’s not a joke. this is probably the nicest disco elysium fanart I have ever drawn. #what the fuck. what the fuck? #disco elysium #de #de fanart #fanart #disco elysium fanart #god fucking help me . anyways

[incorrect-hs-quotes]

ROSE: Sorry, I can't hang out. I forgot how to mimic human-like behavior.

JADE: i mean if you wanna just loom in the corner like some kinda creature thats cool!! we just dont want you getting left out

#homestuck #incorrect homestuck quotes #rose lalonde #jade harley #mod terezi #mod dave #that's probably the nicest thing anyone ever said to her #// oh hey i did this one with nepeta LMAO #nepeta 🤝 rose -> forgot how to People

[saintartemis]

Musings of A Museum Professional.

Today, I was told I have a wonderful voice for talking about history and that I make history really fun.

#excuse me while I walk on cloud 9 #that's probably one of the nicest things someone has ever told me since I entered the field #museums #museum work #museum life #museum professional #museum worker #artemis speaks #GLAM #museum education

[piosplayhouse]

Genuinely cannot even begin to conceptualize what my non sv followers think about shen qingqiu when I make like 40 frenzied posts about him a day that range from him being homophobic to him being trans to him magically creating maxi pads to him dying (actually I don't post about this one as much but just so you know he's canonically died 3 times ) to cumplane. Guys just trust me he is The Most character of all time

#i do think most unknowing people probably havent connected rhe dots on just how much contradicting wild shit I've said about sqq #since he has so many names it's hard to keep up LOL esp if you didnt read the books #i hope you all love my blorbo though. hes a terminally online dudebro who is deadset on making you think hes cishet while simultaneously #being the nicest down to earth genderqueer gay guy ever #also he died 3 times #lmfao #svsss #sqq

[eydika]

commission for @catastrofriend of leigh, ortega, and a sneaky, sneaky mustache

#weird thing to focus on but nicest flower i ever drew probably #fallen hero #sidestep #ortega #commissions #commissions 2023 #commission tag #art #illustration #my art #p: procreate #thank U for commissioning me >:) i had lots of fun #(even tho ortega was .......... the way ortega is) ((difficult)) ((annoying)) ((insufferable))

[granlance]

AKT 02 - Entchen

"I wish I could dance too... [...] But I'm just a duck. My voice and my body are those of a duck"

Careful what you wish for wouldn't even begin to suffice as a warning in this case.

Did someone say writers block? 🖋 Maybe add a duck 🐣

"The current flows as time advances. Go, let me hear your story"

#artober #artober 2022 #pt artober #princess tutu artober #pt #pt fanart #princess tutu #princess tutu fanart #princess tutu duck #princess tutu duck fanart #princess tutu ahiru #princess tutu ahiru fanart #ahiru arima #pt ahiru #pt duck #the nicest duckling ever to exist #she’s in for a TiMe #that said this birb is stronger than anyone #speaking of strong I am not and I’m currently in a place I’ll probably never see again #tears ain’t coming yet #rambling in the tags #as usual

[the-reclawmation-studio]

I was going to wait until he was completely finished and I could get some better pictures but I'm so excited about this and just need to share lol.

This is my ferret, Chester. The pictures on the left are from when I first mounted him- about a year ago. I wasn't really happy with how he turned out, he had major Sid the sloth vibes haha. So a couple months ago I gave in, took him apart, and remounted him- and he looks so much better.

I was taught to mount raw dry-preserved skins, with the skull still attached around the nose and mouth. This meant the skin, around the face especially, had a lot of shrinkage, and it was difficult to get the mouth to look good. Also, I wasn't very careful with the eye and ear placement, so if you turned him upside down he looked awful lol.

I took him through the tanning process, and to my surprise he was not grease-burned, despite heavy oxidation, and had no slipping! I degreased him as best I could but I'm still not sure if the tan was really able to effectively penetrate the skin. But by the time I was done I was tired of it and figured that even if it wasn't completely tanned, it would still be better than how it was before, so I just went ahead and mounted him.

I also took out his skull and toe bones, and replaced them both with clay. I'm quite pleased that the feet aren't too shrunken, I was really worried they'd end up looking really small, but they're not too bad really.

Ferrets are harder to come by, otherwise I might not have bothered haha. But I'm also just really attached to Chester, and I'm so glad I can appreciate him properly now :)

#vulture culture #taxidermy #ferret. #chester #he still needs some finishing touches done #he will probably become grease burned someday but i dont plan on taking him apart ever again so it should he fine #i hope i get more ferrets in someday #they may not be the nicest smelling animal to do #but theyre one of my favourite animals and i really enjoy them #dont mind the copious amounts of cat hair on this chair btw lol

[tieflingbi]

merry chrimus to everyone who's celebrating!!! 💖💖💖 hope you all have as stress-free and nice a time as possible with tasty food, good people and maybe even a nice gift or two!!! 🎄✨🎄✨

#as for me i probably had the nicest christmas i ever had lol #it's just my partner and me today and we spent most of our afternoon at the local spa soaking in warm water and sitting in the sauna #then we came home and had a feast of salmon and assorted christmas foods and exchanged gifts and then took a nap haha #i called my mom earlier and i got off a call with my aunt and the rest of the family just now #and that's it for family interactions for this christmas for me which. is pretty nice actually #so yeah <3

[lonewolflink]

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#i have arrived in the location in one piece #made buddies with the hotel cleaning staff immediately upon arrival (latinos around the world unite) #they recommended me the best place to buy snacks and assorted goods for cheap around the corner #and also where to get a cheap but warm scarf in this expensive ass neighborhood #bless tf up #went out #acquired the things #bought those good ladies some chocolate as a thank you #now sipping my requisite vitamin C concoction in the nicest hotel room i've ever been in and probably will ever be in #hydrating #snaccing #and gonna get a restful ass sleep for a big day tomorrow #LET'S GET THAT JOB BABYYYYYYY #(might re-read balcony au ch. 2 again first before sleeping tho) #(bc i felt rushed reading the ending earlier) #(would recommend to anyone reading this)

[thedrotter]

funny guy tony

i have literally no idea how i got so attached to him when playing lil guy said 6 sentences and my mind was set that if anything happened to this child my entire life would be ruined (reason for my life being ruined: side character i thought was nice)

#clip studio art #fanart #tony earthbound #earthbound fanart #earthbound #i think this probably counts as jefftony fanart #i should tag it that way #jefftony #yeah #thank you itoi for making the character i found the nicest kid ever the lgbt+ rep if it was anyone that isnt him i would have not cared #but because its him everything is worth it #HE'S NICE OK???? #my art

[daisynik7]

when someone leaves comments on my fics ☺️

#an angel left me a spree of thoughtful comments on my boyfriend!ino drabbles on ao3 and it has made my entire week #I'll probably be thinking about it the rest of the year #seriously the nicest thing ever 🥹 #this is how I get whenever any of you say nice things to me #I hope you know that! #love you <3

[gregmarriage]

if i said i’m thinking of adding to the crack the window ‘verse (proper series name pending), would people be into that?

#i’ve been saying i probably will bc i love this fic and this world so bad #i miss caleb!!!!! #i have writers block and i’m sad and i wanna immerse myself back into this beautiful world #i only have like a vague idea so bare with me tho imao #got the nicest comment on her earlier and i’m sat here crying about it #in a good way obviously #literally need to write stuff that excites me again and i fuckin LOVE crack the window!!! #she is my baby!! #my most favourite fic i’ve ever written!!! #my magnum opus #i don’t care if it’s egotistical to say #i’m just really proud of her <3 #smashing through this writer’s block wall with caleb wambsgans-hirsch’s help #save me caleb wambsgans hirsch you’re my only hope #crack the window