yes babe the sex was great but i never finished talking about vampires so i think we need to get back to that
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arms tied above head wins horniest arrangement at torturers' choice awards
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task manager kill this man
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serial unaliver takes me out every fucking time
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This machine kills AI
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the authors note of all time
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clocking in for another day at the i dont wanna factory
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I need everyone to know that the ship Götheborg, the world's largest ocean-going wooden sailing ship, answered a distress call the other day.
Imagine waiting for the coast guard or whatever to show up and instead a replica of 18th century merchant ship pulls up and tows you to the coast.
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ripley & jonesy // 50 minute study from reference
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hard to describe the feeling of finishing inside
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I’ve said it before but I’ll say it again my favourite background character in the Blood Moon series is Doctor Hobbs, not only do you have the first game where he just coincidentally has Carrie’s last name and a similar appearance to her and a family history where they used to be werewolves but then something Happened to his grandmas pack (which then coincides with Carrie’s story abt what happened to hers! if you do her route which DAMN love that easter egg) but THEN he turns up AGAIN in Thicker Than!!!! fuckin best friend of the doctors route who just inexplicably knows all this shit about the undead (oh wow wonder why) and helping you out like FUCK YEAH I love the background lore I love the consistency I love how he’s such a nice dude???? I fr love everything abt this background ass character and yet no one talks abt him smh petition for dr william hobbs to be an ro in the third book I’m getting it started now please @barbwritesstuff hear my plea
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