#and people are just freaking out in the comments

[slyscoutess]

paring: sebastian vettel x fem!singer!reader summary: pilots should learn not to comment on their favorite artists . . . or maybe this is their tactic to get what they want writer: the oldest thing in my drafts, it clearly had to be my first passion in formula 1, one of the reasons I liked watching it, listening to Florence + The Machine, I just wanted to leave my love for sebs on record

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yourusername I came for the pleasure, but I stay for the pain . . . New album DANCE FEVER. Out April 19 💙

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yournameupdate MOTHER IS BACK!! THIS IS NOT A DRILL

ynlnthinker EVERYBODY AND THEIR CHILD FREAKING RIGHT NOW

ynlnandthesiix not her coming back after years with new music and pretending to be normal

vettelchild somebody please check on sebs, i think the man is dead right about now

leclerccough just saw sebastian vettel himself in the likes, she posted it like 2 min ago???

patitowifey father is a hardcore fan just like us fr carlandomind I didn't even know he had Instagram??? pastryf2piastri pretty sure is a fanpage, there is nothing published yet

yournamecuunt Rumors of her divorce emerged in 2020 and she disappeared from the map and now appears with an album out of nowhere

andthesixburner queen behaviour???

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lovingwags New wag in the paddock?

seen at the Australian GP with some friends and members of the band that makes up her shows and team, yn ln was present at the Australian GP, ​​we cannot confirm which garage she was in, but I think we all have a certain hope of one in specific ( Sebastian please makes us proud

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strollmothering That one blueyfever on twitter beign right all along

blueyfever OF COURSE I FCKING WAS formulaonfacts CAN'T FREAKING BELIEVE IT

ynthinker SCREAMING, CRYING AND THROWING UUUP

minivettel5 This woman is a freaking goddess

vettelhamm Sebastian must be just killing himself right about now

33tororoso Do we, Sebastian Vettel's children, finally have a mother?

maziemillian Isn't he like . . . married? blueyfever yeah! to her!!!! formulaonfacts okay grandma let's get you back to bed

whatamaxemmil I can't wait for blueyfever to be right

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yourusername for years and years the words you didn't let me write suffocated me, the art you never let me see blinded me, the places you left me humiliated me, but finally my Graceland gained a different meaning and I'm no longer stuck in the bathroom with the same headache, everything you wanted from me didn't belong to you and I finally found someone who would give me the pen and not cut out my tongue, all my love, my affection, my future and my choices belong to him.

Because of him I have Dance Fever every night.

DANCE FEVER is yours to listen now.

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yournameupdate OMG IS THAT????

ynlnthinker THAT IS SEBASTIAN VETTEL HIMSELF

vettelmemes OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG

vettelchild WHAT DOES THIS MEAAAAAAN

formulaonfacts BLUEY WAS RIGHT WT???

lecfosi BLUEY THE OLDER WISER SIBLING charles_leclerc no? that would be me maxverstappen1 you are neither charles_leclerc I am her favorite lance_stroll keep dreaming

yournamecuunt the grid competing more for her mother's love than for the world championship

georgerussell63 You haven't seen them in person.

sebastianvettel posted a new video.

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yourusername It's been three years and a pandemic of an intense creative process, four years of silently recording every movement of my life until dance fever came to me and was finally delivered to you, four years surrounded by incredible people, and as a thank you for me Wait patiently over the last four years, I'll be sharing a little of what I've been going through.

the Dance Fever bts is now on YouTube, I'm sorry for the length, it's been four years of recording.

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charles_leclerc it's 2 in the mornig

yourusername and why aren't you sleeping, pretty sure already put you in bed?

maxverstappen1 I just stopped my sim race to watch something I basically live? yeah

vettelchild my god the amount of content from yn and sebastian, now I have diabetes and i'm still at 2019, they weren't even dating

lecsainzfosi wait . . . WHAT?

lance_stroll I will assume you got to 2020 and 2021 charles_leclerc often sleep on the sofa in their house during these landonorris you and practically everyone on the grid, even Lewlew charles_leclerc yeah but i am her favorite lance_stroll still on this?

yournamecuunt Now that you are intertwined in the world of F1, do you think Lance should just leave?

yourusername Hell no, that is my child, giving my life for him to be happy, never did anything wrong, will never do , everyone who complains about him just wants to make noise and distractions and isn't worrying about the race tsunodaaaa on my way to make a fanpage for this mother and son duo

The soft tendrils of dawn's first light seeped through the curtains, casting a warm, golden glow upon the tranquil morning. Sebastian, now retired from the racing circuit, still grappled with the novelty of no longer being tethered to the demanding schedules of tracks worldwide. Yet, awakening beside his wife, cocooned in the serenity of their home, provided a deeply soothing sense of contentment.

As Sebastian nestled closer to his beloved, he could feel her gentle warmth radiating beside him. She slept peacefully, her worries and the frenetic pace of everyday life momentarily suspended. Ever since Bee came into their lives, their nights had become a balancing act between tending to their child's needs and stealing moments of rest. But on this particular night, they had slept deeply, as though replenishing themselves from an extended bout of weariness.

Her locks cascaded like silken waves over the pillow, delicately shrouding her serene countenance. The soft curves of her features bespoke the tranquility she had discovered in that fleeting moment of repose. A fond smile tugged at Sebastian's lips as he recalled the countless nights spent awake with her, cradling her in his arms as she delved into the depths of her creative musings. The restorative embrace of a full night's sleep had invigorated Sebastian. He savored a newfound sense of peace and autonomy, a luxury he hadn't known since bidding farewell to the adrenaline-fueled world of racing. Now, he could devote more of himself to his growing family, witnessing Bee's milestones and relishing in the simple joys of marital companionship.

As the world beyond their bedroom gradually stirred to life, the couple remained ensconced in their private sanctuary. Yet, the tranquil ambiance was momentarily shattered by the soft whimper of Bee, captured by the electronic monitor stationed nearby. With a reluctant sigh, Sebastian's wife stirred beside him, bidding farewell to the depths of slumber.

"Sebastian, your daughter wake up . . .", she groaned, as Bee's gentle cry pierced the stillness of the morning, the woman instinctively buried her face into her husband's chest, seeking refuge from the beckoning call of their daughter. Her soft sobs muffled against the warmth of his embrace, a silent plea for a few more moments of respite.

Sebastian couldn't help but chuckle softly at his wife's playful attempt to evade the inevitable. With a tender affection, he ran his fingers through her hair, soothing her frazzled nerves with each gentle stroke. Her muffled laughter reverberated against his chest, a testament to the enduring bond they shared, even amidst the chaos of parenthood. As Bee's cries persisted, Sebastian's wife reluctantly peeled herself away from the sanctuary of his embrace, a resigned smile tugging at the corners of her lips. With a loving glance exchanged between them, they silently acknowledged the shared journey of parenthood, filled with its moments of exhaustion and boundless love. With a whispered promise to return, Sebastian's wife slipped out of bed, ready to embrace the day and tend to their beloved daughter.

As the soft hues of morning bathed the room, casting a gentle glow upon their cozy sanctuary, the woman returned, cradling their precious Bee in her arms. Each step she took seemed to echo with the tender rhythm of maternal love, her eyes alight with a serene radiance that mirrored the dawn's gentle embrace.

Sebastian's heart swelled with affection as he watched his wife approach, the ethereal beauty of motherhood emanating from her every movement. With each delicate sway, Bee stirred slightly in her mother's arms, her angelic face still adorned with the remnants of sleep. As his wife drew nearer, Sebastian's eyes sparkled with an unwavering adoration, a silent testament to the profound love he held for both his wife and their darling daughter. In that fleeting moment, the world seemed to fade away, leaving only the tender bond that bound their family together.

Bee, with her tiny hands outstretched, reached eagerly for her father, her sleepy gaze melting hearts with its innocence. Sebastian's heart skipped a beat as he eagerly scooped her up, enveloping her in a warm embrace that radiated with paternal love. With a contented sigh, his lover gently lowered Bee onto the bed, where the little one wobbled unsteadily before finding her footing. With a gleeful giggle, Bee propelled herself into her father's waiting arms, her laughter filling the room with its infectious melody. Sebastian's heart swelled with pride as he cradled their daughter close, showering her with affectionate kisses that elicited a chorus of delighted squeals. In that moment, surrounded by the warmth of their love, Sebastian's wife couldn't help but feel an overwhelming sense of gratitude for the family they had created together.

As she reclined on the bed, a gentle hand instinctively drifted to her burgeoning belly, where new life stirred with the promise of tomorrow. With each fluttering kick, her heart overflowed with anticipation, a silent prayer whispered for the blessings that lay ahead.

In the tranquil embrace of their shared love, Sebastian's wife felt as though she had finally found her own personal Graceland—a haven of warmth, purity, and boundless affection. And as the laughter of her husband and daughter echoed through the room, she knew that their home would forever be filled with the sweet symphony of love's enduring melody.

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sebastianvettel My Dearest,

As I sit down to write these words, I find myself immersed in thoughts of you, my heart overflowing with emotions that words alone cannot fully capture. Each day spent by your side feels like ascending to a throne, where you reign as my sovereign, my King. Your presence in my life has granted me a sense of liberation, a feeling of being truly Free from the constraints of the past.

Our journey together has been a whirlwind of joy and passion, a dance of souls caught in the frenzy of love. In your arms, I've discovered a rhythm unlike any other, a Choreomania that consumes us, leaving us breathless yet exhilarated. Whenever I find myself away from you, it's as if I've returned to familiar grounds, back in the embrace of a familiar town. You are my anchor, my sanctuary, my safe haven — a feeling encapsulated in the phrase Back In Town.

Together, we stand united against the odds, defying conventions and societal norms. We are rebels, fighters, Girls Against God in a world that seeks to confine us. In the depths of night, you are my beautiful paradox, my Dream Girl Evil. Your essence is both enchanting and mysterious, a captivating blend that keeps me endlessly intrigued.

Within the walls of our home, our love becomes a sanctuary, a Prayer Factory where we offer our hearts and souls in devotion to each other. It is here, in the sacred space we've created, that I find solace and strength. You possess a wisdom and insight that transcends time, a gift akin to that of the mythical Cassandra. Your intuition guides me, leading me towards a future filled with hope and promise.

In your arms, I've found my heaven, my nirvana — for Heaven is Here, whenever I'm with you. Your presence alone is enough to transform the ordinary into something extraordinary, turning mundane moments into memories I'll cherish forever. Your smile, like a radiant daffodil in a field of blooms, brings light and warmth to even the darkest of days. With you, each moment becomes a celebration of life, a testament to the beauty of love.

My love for you knows no bounds, transcending the limits of time and space. You are my guiding star illuminating the path before me with your boundless affection. Even in moments of separation, I exercise restraint, longing to hold you close yet savoring the anticipation of our reunion. Distance may test us, but it only serves to deepen my love for you, fortifying the bond we share.

Together, we are a force to be reckoned with, a Bomb waiting to explode with passion and desire. In your arms, I find solace, security, and an overwhelming sense of belonging. You are my muse, my inspiration, my Mermaid of the depths. Your allure is irresistible, drawing me in with your ethereal beauty and grace.

My dearest, these words pale in comparison to the depth of my affection for you. You are the beating heart of my existence, the light that guides me through the darkness.

With all my love,

Sebastian

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charles_leclerc alright gonna wrap it up, never gonna be this kind of romantic

carlossainz55 not even shakespere thought about writing something like that, mate

maxverstappen1 When will it be my turn?

kellypiquet what? maxverstappen1 when will it be my turn to be this romantic

lance_stroll MAMA AND PAPA

fernandoalo_oficial beautiful letter, really big, not gonna read but it's wonderful

jensonbutton I've never seen anyone who had so much to say, my god lewishamilton stole all the romance of the century landonorris That's why we live in the century of whoredom

yournamecuunt DID HE JUST MAKE A LETTER WITH ALL HER SONGS IN ORDER?

aussiegrit he's crazy romantic sentimental like that

motheryourname why hasn't yourusername commented yet?

lance_stroll She's here crying like hell at Sebs' farewell party alex_albon She's been really emotional today, with the party and everything. landonorris It's the hormones of this new pregnancy ynthinker THE WHAT sebastianvettel Lando??? yourusername FOR FUCKS SAKE landonorris sorry, sorry SORRY MOTHER

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[whippersnappersbookworm]

WTF IS WRONG WITH PEOPLE?

What is this gross fetishization and sexualization of Bengali women? I recently came across a reel on Bengali women, and it was a very simple reel. But the comment section 🤮

Men were slut-shaming and hurling creepy insults at Bengali women (even women were doing this). Almost every Bengali woman is apparently sexually active, a bloodsucker, and a man-eater. What is this? Slut-shaming an entire community for no reason at all?

Also, don't get me started on the whole black magic thing. I am tired of black magic jokes; they're not funny anymore. Especially when people are using it to justify their creepy behaviours. It's freaking 2024; you can't just go around calling women witches for being independent and liberal.

(that's not the only thing, they are also making homophobic comments on Bengali men , calling them weak and unable to control their women!

Oh also let me add, Bengali women are not ideal Indian women because they are too out spoken and independent.

OH FUCK YOU!

#are you fucking serious? #desiblr #india #bengali #indian women

[jewish-vents]

I am a Jewish high schooler and my school has a relatively high Jewish and Israeli population. However, I still found "From the river to the sea Palestine will be free #SaveGaza" on one side and "Free Palestine" on the other side of a bathroom stall, both in large writing with the former taking up all of my line of sight. It's scary and I don't think that high schoolers know the implications of their statements. I do agree that Palestinian people deserve freedom and rights. Of course I do. But the use of that statement is terrifying. I'm scared to tell anyone about it because a lot of my friends are very liberal and they kind of fell silent when me and an Israeli friend were talking about Israel. Nothing political, just about the markets in Tel Aviv and how my rabbi went to Israel recently (for political reasons I did not bring up because that wasn't what the conversation was about). I'm scared to tell my mom about the graffiti because she'll freak out. I don't know what to do. Should I report it through the school's anonymous page? Will it even get flagged as hate speech at all? Would the school be more concerned about the fact that it's graffiti than anything else? I do plan on writing "עם ישראל חי you are not alone" on the wall next to it but will that just be counterproductive and make me get in trouble if I report the other graffiti as well?

I'm so sorry you're going through that. I would agree that highschoolers do not know nearly enough to be commenting on such a complex situation with that much certainty. I'm also not sure what the best course of action is. I can say I'm not going to encourage what is technically vandalism, but I'm also not going to discourage it. I just hope you stay safe.

I do think talking about it with your parents might be the best course of action here, if you feel like your parents are trustworthy. I would usually say to talk to the teachers or the administration, but we've also seen that in many schools and colleges won't actually do anything to protect their Jewish students.

Best of luck and stay safe. Also stay together, there is safety (and comfort) in numbers.

#jewish vents #antisemitism #leftist antisemitism #jumblr #israel #advice

[yearningsaphic]

I think it would really advance society if we admitted that mothers can be just as toxic and abusive if not more than dads and stopped dismissing it as “they gave birth to you”

#like that’s manipulation sorry #just because they gave birth to you doesn’t mean they just get a free pass #mommy issues #the mother wound #mother issues #miscellaneous #misc. #misc.txt #willow talks #this is inspired by some replies to a comment where I jokingly said I would disown her on a post where a girl posted screenshots of texts #from her mom and with a picture of lana but she spelled it alana del rey #it wasn’t even my mom and it was just a hypothetical situation for me that I’m not even involved in #and people are just freaking out in the comments #it’s kinda funny #but also like sad honestly #also like stop assuming stuff about people’s families #like my mom walked out on me when I was three and had made no effort to contact me #but they don’t know that they just know respect your mom regardless #like the fact that they gave birth to you and are doing these horrible things to you only makes it worse #willow.txt

[sonknuxadow]

sorry not to be negative or anything i think a lot of the jokes about maria dying are funny but am i the only one who thinks that its taking it a liiiittle too far to flood the comments of the live action actors posts with stuff about how shes gonna get shot or you cant wait to see her die (and yes this is actually happening im not making up a guy to get mad at)

#i KNOW its in reference to the character not the actor in real life but its still weird? #like even if youre talking about the character youre still directing it at a real person. who is also a child . which just makes it worse #i feel like if i was in her position id be a bit freaked out #especially if i didnt know much about sonic and how important/iconic maria dying is #like the top comment on her isntagram post confirming her role is just ''LMAO SHES IN A BODY BAG '' #and theres a bunch of other jokes under that about her dying. most of the comments section is just jokes about her dying actually #with a few people congratulating her and stuff but mostly jokes about her dying .... its weird #and about waht she was wearing maybe she Was making a joke there #but i feel like its just as likely that she was on set in costume at the time #and isnt allowed to show what maria looks like yet and thats why she had her face and body covered #theres not really anything wrong with these jokes on their own but why are hundreds if not thousands of people #insistent on making sure the actor herself knows how much you wanna see her die . its so weird

[rabdoidal]

idk how to express it but like. my mum asked me earlier "do you have initiative? you need to learn how to do things without people telling you" and idk how to tell her like. 1. i am autistic and a HUGE part of that is not having motivation or initiative in the traditional sense because its harder to read what people want from you, 2. i also have executive dysfunction with my depression, and 3. she is the reason why i have a lack of motivation! because my whole life when i Try to do things to help out, i either get confused or i do it wrong, and shes not patient with me and also doesnt explain things to me - and the worst part is 4. i dont know how to explain stuff to her without it feeling like an excuse, because when i speak plainly, she thinks im dodging blame, when im actually just trying to communicate my default settings and how im working on overcoming them because i live in a neurotypical society. when i dont contribute or help out because im scared of messing up, i am ridiculed and shamed, and when i do contribute, im not allowed to ask clarifying questions or ask for support, because then i am an idiot. and y'know what? its annoying to be told i have no motivation when right now is the time where i have the most self-driven motivation ive ever had

#personal #its truly just like. im not asking for solutions or comments here #its just straight up confusing for me #and i get so overwhelmed trying to say this out loud to people #like i instantly start crying #but its not because im sad! or trying to get sympathy! i am just so freaked out all the time! #i have to be so self regulated its not funny #genuinely the only reason my family dont see me as an actual autistic person is because i can talk #if i was 24/7 nonverbal maybe theyd believe me #my god

[prisonpodcast]

some ccs are just straight up nuts there’s no other explanation

#saw a comment on r/dwt2 and it made me look into the moonzy/draggie situation #this freak accused him of having ‘grooming tendencies’ when he was YOUNGER than her #he showed all their DMs and it was just reciprocated flirting ?? #he was initiated more but it seemed reciprocal to me? #she just got mad at him bc he replied to one of her tweets where she was flirting with Karl with ‘ouch’ #<- replied in DMs I mean #I guess bc she thought the flirting was a joke ?? #how is this an ‘experience’ you need to speak up about im loosing my mind #‘guy flirted with me I flirted back but I wasn’t really interested pls show ur sympathies and like and subscribe🥺’ #and in her statement she was talking about an anon who came out about their experiences prior #saying they had been groomed but draggie had fully debunked that years ago #so idk why she was bringing that up ?? #and ofc you have aim.sey and max and sniff in the replies with their heart emojis #straight up nuts I’m losing brain cells here #btw she’s the one who said something about how a lot of ccs didn’t support her #including big ones from that ‘stupid mine.craft server’ (meaning dsmp obv) #just nuts straight up nuts #negativity #like I have to be missing something (and if I am pls tell me but I don’t think I am???) #because saying this cringe flirting with someone YOUNGER THAN YOUUU is ‘groomer tendencies’ is fucking nuts #it’s just what is with these people like what’s wrong with them #why does mildly uncomfortable experience = horrible predator we need to inform the public about bc they’re a danger to society #sorry I’m done I’m just actually upset lol

[meateater-lamb]

metal elitists when they find out there's different genres of metal

#i stg if i have to see some bitch freaking out in the comments of a numetal artist one more time #'its not metal if they stop screaming for .0002 seconds!!' #'all metal HAS to be a solid wall of incomprehensible screaming!!!' #like ffs some of the music these people try to say isnt metal is CRAZY #how are you in 2023 STILL saying babymetal and all numetal arent really metal?? dont you get tired of being so annoying? #CHRIST #ok rant over im sorry its just metalheads are only ever either the coolest people ever or the BIGGEST FUCKING TOOLS #no inbetween i swear to fuck #metal #music #moon

[cybernightart]

Just a really random AU with oni Genji + Hanzo/kiriko with a side of light shipping stuff✨

I'm really thinking about an au right now where Genji, Hanzo, and kiriko are just casually demons, like they're just full-blown only because the shimada clan were. No one knows this because they kept themselves in their human form most of the time, with only when they would have outbursts of anger or other incredibly strong emotions that would reveal the horns, the unnatural skin tones, the markings, and the teeth.

Genji got away with not telling anyone for a really long time, like he didn't end up telling anyone till post recall. mainly because he kind of forgot to mention it. And how he got away without telling anyone for so long was because of his mask. Because even in black watch The mask covers everything where any of his non-human features would be except for his red eyes which no one questioned. Just chalking it up to the cybernetics.

They still would have the dragon spirits/fox spirit, because that's more of a spirituality thing of their family line was blessed by those gods, so they have the ability to summon these dragons and utilize their power completely separate from just the fact they also happen to be oni. Which they don't even think is a big deal 90% of the time because they themselves forget that they're not just human.

Also because I've been wanting to have an au with the ship specifically for a while, I am making this a Genji X mercy X Cassidy AU!

✨Mcgency ✨

Would the new name be gencidy? Colency? The cosplay trio I don't know XD (those three definitely have the most costume like outfits out of the majority of OverWatch considering one of them is a cowboy ,one is an angel and the third is a ninja!!! they sound like three kids going trick or treating dressed in Halloween costumes which is frankly adorable)

Anyways back on topic, the only time Genji realizes that he probably should tell Cassidy and Angela is when they are going to bed (in my head I'm picturing because of the new recruits or how the rooms are laid out, they're having to double or triple bunk rooms because it's not exactly like they can get the legal permits to upgrade the OverWatch base considering the government doesn't even want them operating at all), he's going to take his mask off in the bathroom to get ready for bed and to have the first actual proper sleep since the recall. Since he's gotten so used to not hiding his demonic features at all ,considering he wears a mask all the time, it just suddenly occurs to him that maybe he should say something. Which would lead to one slightly shocking but evidently not that big of reaction of a response from the other two who just kind of went "*shug* thats cool". Which was a very anticlimactic response to what he was expecting but is not upset with.

Cassidy would also be the first to point out the irony of the contrast of Genji and mercy being an angel and a demon. Which they all would giggle at especially considering Cassidy decided to use finger guns when stating that fact.

And once again Genji just kind of forgets to tell anyone else in the OverWatch base, even people he's really really close with, because he just straight up forgets to mention it. Between null sector and talon, there wasn't exactly a prime opportunity to mention "oh hey guys by the way I'm actually a Japanese demon (Oni) just to let you know ,but don't worry I won't eat you<3". So it just never came up until maybe during one of their missions that kind of go wrong, perhaps talon captures them and in an attempt to do a intimidation tactic they remove Genji's mask only to get freaked out by the fact he has glowing red eyes ,red markings on his face, horns not only coming out of his forehead but his jaw ,and gnarly fang like teeth, which none of them have ever noticed before. and then the other captured OverWatch members are just like "so....uhhh.... is this new or?" "Nope, born this way. It's genetic" "Oh. Cool...I guess....." "We're going to be talking about this more later aren't we?" "Definitely"

Lucky enough they're able to escape before Moira starts doing all sorts of experiments on Genji.

Hanzo, you would have no clue he was an oni unless he told you, or more accurately Genji told you, because he basically had it beaten into him as a child to never reveal in front of people that he's an oni. And the only time he is in his true form where he's blue and everything is when he's sleeping or completely by himself.

Kiriko wouldn't try to hide it much, she would hide her horns but since she only has them on her forehead with her new headband she got she doesn't have to use the energy to hide them anymore. And she doesn't even try to hide the red markings and no one questions it, primarily just assuming that the markings are from the kitsune which they partially are, it just so happens that both things resulted in cheek markings which just kind of ended up fusing into the marking she has.

Also when Genji was younger, like still in the shamada clan, he would try and hide it a bit more but nowhere near as much as Hanzo. And primarily because she hated using so much of his energy to hide his horns he started wearing that forehead guard thing, and eventually a scarf so that if need be he could partially cover his face while also just looking incredibly fashionable and keeping him very warm in the winter months.

Also the reason they have the spirits is because they sort of act as a bridge between the spirit realm and the mortal realm with being yokai kind of wander one foot on both.

#overwatch #overwatch 2 #genji #genji shimada #mercy #gency #spuriken #mcgency #oni genji #just the premise of Genji nonchalantly being a demon is quite funny to me #like you would think it would be a massive plot point but it just really isn't #it's just kind of a fact of reality #because it's not exactly like he is actively trying to hide the fact he's a demon #the only things which would ever bring it into question would be off-handed comments you would make which don't sound normal #and no one can tell if it's because he's a ninja or raised in the Yakuza or just some other religious thing #but you know they don't obviously jump to the conclusion he's a demon #especially funny if only one person or a couple people actually freak out about it #like reaper sombra and widow are all majorly freaking out about it #and are frantically questioning why everyone around them is so nonchalant about it #then probably Cassidy would say is it really the weirdest thing they've all ever seen? truly? #and everyone but like those three say that it's not that weird #which would only exacerbate those three more #Moira also doesn't think it's normal but isn't freaking out about it&is just running off giddy to get her lab equipment to run tests on him

[feralnumberfive]

I only learned about the BTR "Sarah incident" last night but it's even funnier that the person titled the YouTube video "Big Time Swearing" 😭

The full video is on this blog

#for context: they were filming the movie (they are all still in their wardrobe in this video) and were extremely tired and had to go on a li #to make a few announcements and a production crew member named Sarah was being bitchy towards them about it #and production in general was being shitty towards them and weren't telling/asking them about things and just throwing them around #and they weren't having it and on top of that the room they were put in by production had almost no lighting and so the guys- #were frustrated and upset by that because they wanted their fans to be able to see them on the livestream #but little did they know the livestream was already recording so people heard them swearing and talking shit about Sarah and production 😭 #and I guess people freaked out about them swearing because they're Nickelodeon stars (though they were adults when BTR started) but- #they also had no idea (pun intended) that the livestream was already recording so they're just freely swearing because they didn't know #it's funny hearing them swear especially with Kendall-James-and Carlos freaking out while Logan is just quietly frustrated #Kendall's ''Fucking Sarah with her smartass fucking mouth'' (4:29) comment and James with his dungeon comment is too funny 😂 #big time rush #btr #btr tv #kendall schmidt #james maslow #logan henderson #carlos penavega

[what-the-fuck-khr]

someone on Instagram saying “life doesn’t have a dress code, you can wear anything you want no one is stopping you” and there’s something a bit fucking irritating about people going “um actually, men are” “but some women would get beat for this in other countries” “uhhh I’d get hate crimed if I did” “you’ll get mugged lmao” and other variations. my GOD it’s not saying everyone in a dangerous situation or dangerous town should do it, it’s saying if you have the means to do what you want safely then you should bc someone staring at you shouldn’t stop you!!!! everything that tries to be positive online in the form of videos is always full of sooooo so much negativity no matter what the video is discussing!!!! my fucking god!!!! and fuck the weirdo losers like “okay so why can’t I walk around naked then” I know what you’re trying to do and also there ARE places for that, too, fuck offfff FUCK OFF!!!!!!!!

#but but but in MY town SPECIFICALLY I would be attacked!!!!! #but but my wallet actually !!!!!! #DO IT WITHIN THE MEANS YOU HAVE AVAILABLE TO YOU!!!!! #THE POINT WAS TO DO WHAT YOU WANT #AND IF IT IS JOT SAFE. THEN DO IT THE SAFESTT WAY TOU CAN #IF YOU CANNOT AFFORD. DO IT THE CHEAPEST WAY YOU CAN #ALWAYS TRYNA GET SOME GOTCHA ONLINE AND BEING PURPOSELY OBTUSE ABOUT THINGS… ITS NOT CUTE ITS NOT FUN #video could be like. eat a pancake whenever and not just breakfast! if it makes you happy! #and someone would say ACTUALLY I would die if I ate pancakes! #OKAY?? SO DONT EAT THEM THE VIDEO ISNT FOR YOU #can you tell I have to sit and read Instagram reel comments bc #my advice. is don’t read Instagram reel comments. good fucking grief #it sucks the joy and hope out of your soul it is so fucking tiring #also fuck the losers who’re like ‘hur hur you’re just vying for attention from strangers freak’ #how about you suck my big fat cock instead #fuck off just fuck off!!!!!!!! #ooc #anyways. is it not tiring being that person in the comments. is it not tiring always being negative on other peoples shit. is it not

[crimeronan]

i made a post on nextdoor not even asking for help -- just saying hey, covid is in the neighborhood, it sucks, please remember us sad waifish immunocompromised sods and schedule your boosters, i am indebted for everything everyone's done so far to manage the pandemic -- and within a few hours a lady i haven't spoken to before (but whose profile has a long legitimate posting/comment history) DMed me telling me she was sorry to hear i'm sick and she could drop off some groceries at my apartment if we need them in the next few days. wah 🥺

#apparently i'm likely to keep testing positive for A While and i'm the only one who drives so #i am pretty likely to use my nextdoor network for some extended errand coordination #i've worked really hard to build up a rapport with people on that app by being friendly kind understanding educational and active #offering help to neighbors in distress or giving rides to emergency shelters during freak weather or coordinating water drives etc #i get out all my bitchery over here so i can be trusted over there because my intentions are in fact good #(intentions: give back to the place i live bc it's the right thing to do and bc that makes it easier to muster support in crisis) #but anyway. wah. people around here are so genuinely goodhearted for the most part #trolls on the app get the most attention bc comment debates lead to 'trending' posts. but 98% of ppl are just sweet and decent #nextdoor adventures #autoimmune tag #covid posting

[sonknuxadow]

okay sorry for having opinions on sonic shipping but . the more popular a ship is the more likely i am to be annoyed by it so its probably for the best that my favorite ship is one of the not as popular ones . but also the way sonknux gets talked about (or not talked about) as a result of it being less popular drives me up the wall . what do you mean it doesnt make sense. hes literally not staring at the moon and thinking about him💔

#theyre literally the sun and the moon and you dont even CARE .... #okay but ive actually seen random sonknux posts get a bunch of comments from so/nadow and kn/uxouge fans #along the lines of ''umm i prefer so/nadow :/'' or ''this doesnt make any sense so/nadow is better'' or ''nooo knuckles likes rouge'' #like ohhhh my godddd shut UP #anyway theres so many things that sonic and knuckles have done that if it was sonic and amy or knuckles and rouge #or sonic and shadow doing it instead it would get labelled as peak romance #i know this to be true because it literally already happens sonic and knuckles do something gay and its cricket noises #then sonic and shadow do the same thing later. sometimes in the same show/comic/whatever . and it gets reposted everywhere . what #hell none of the other pairings i mentinoed even have to do what sonic and knuckles do they just have to stand near eachother #and people start freaking out ... #also im not saying youre legally obligated to like sonknux too if you like so/nadow or that you cant prefer so/nadow #but. if you think so/nadow makes perfect sense and have convinced yourself that its basically canon and every interaction between them #is a hint from sega that theyre secretly dating or something and you make the biggest reaches imaginable to prove it #while also thinking that sonknux doesnt make any sense at all and labelling it as a crackship or whatever #i can only assume that you arent paying attention to anything that happens in knuckles centric stuff #and/or being That obsessed with so/nadow has just heavily warped your perception of things. because how #and its not even just so/nadow .. knu/xouge is constantly overshadowing sonknux too #but at least so/nadow is actually okay its only crime is being too popular and having some annoying fans as a result #knu/xouge on the other hand is too popular and has a lot of annoying fans AND sucks . which is worse #but so/nadow is one i find myself comparing it to more often because its another gay pairing #and also people are obsessed with taking stuff from sonic and knuckles' relationship/interactions and giving it to sonic and shadow instead #and acting like knuckles doesnt exist and stuff that sonic and knuckles did first is exclusive to sonic and shadow or something #whatever . runs away

[theforestknowsmydreams]

One time, my therapist asked me if I wear shorts in winter "for attention", and (apart from the fact I simply don't get cold easily) it's really a matter of choosing the kind of attention I get from people.

If people stare at me wearing shorts while it's freezing out, I know exactly why they're looking at me. They think I'm weird or wonder if I'm not feeling cold.

But if I don't and they still stare at me?

Then I start thinking about if my hair is looking weird, if they can tell I'm trans, if I'm in danger... All kinds of anxiety inducing things.

So don't be scared of doing things "for attention". Do whatever you want to control the amount and kind of attention you get.

Wear a ballgown to the grocery store to distract from your bad hair day. Self-conscious because of a bad breakout? Why not wear a giant floppy hat? Hell, put feathers on it if you want to! Just having a bad day or not wanting to make eye contact? Well look at you, wearing a denim jacket over a sweater over a dress! And are those yellow rain boots?

Worry less about things and feelings you can't control, instead feel positively silly for all the choices you do make!

#anxiety #funny #self help #silly #just be a silly little goose really #YOU decide what people notice you for #and who knows #maybe you'll inspire someone to wear victorian fashion next time they go out just because it makes them feel good #pmseymourva #i had commented this under a pmseymour video #and someone told me to post it on tumblr #so here we are #also your silly choices don't have to be that grand #it can be anything #a little frog earring maybe #different make-up from usual #wear your shirt backwards #whatever the hell you want #if someone looks at you and instead of freaking out you go “hehe i look silly/grand and this stranger can't do anything about it” #it's done its job #mental health

[daigina-3]

I am so HAPPY that people like the ending 😭 honestly it’s been so fun writing this fic, Writing steddie from a third party pov is so cute and fun. wild that so many ppl like it when it started as such a flippant thing because I was fucking around w my friends Tinder LOL

#like I started this account from the dead w 700 odd followers and now it’s at 1700?? #like numbers aren’t a big deal but it’s just wild #and all the comments have been SO SWEET those are the best part!! #is seeing all the people freaking out or saying they enjoyed it and laughed and I’m just ❤️💕😭⭐️🥹 #Ty ya’ll!!

[cannibalisam]

i have fully been converted into a john winchester apologist at this point but i still don't want to watch the winchesters because it just doesn't look like. Fun

#honestly if the whole plot wasn't centered around 'there's a picture of dean and we wanna find him' or whatever the fuck #i would absolutely watch a prequel of john & mary but it also doesn't even make sense in canon which is why jensen changed the canon #so it's just pointless LMAO #also i'm so annoyed bc this 'fandom' (still hate that word) is so hypocritical about john while they pretend to understand his sons. #i've already laid out how i feel abt him & everything but it's so fucking annoying to have such a vehement disdain for a bad fictional dad #but genuinely how stupid is it to comment on the cycle of abuse when you are still waist-deep in it? sam and dean perpetuate the cycle #they punch and kick and bite their way through everything (including each other) to desperately keep each other alive and constantly make #awful decisions that one or the other is always harping on them about. MOST OF THE TIME IT'S SAM! and ik the fandom at large hates him too #for being like john. which is stupid as hell because that's his dad. you almost always end up at least a little bit like whoever raised you #and the way everyone infantilizes dean and wants to pretend that john ruined his life by leaving sam in his hands. even dean sometimes. #it's just stupid and i hate all of it LMAO only the wincesties understand the winchesters but we're the only people that deserve to so ❤️ #hooray incest freaks!