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#and is REALLY feelin it now mr krabs
fstbmp-a · 4 months
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Why am I like this?
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blunderpuff · 1 year
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a tale of two nurses: last week, i got the baby needles, and the whole bag of saline, and the nurse just exuded confidence and care
this week, i got a needle the size of a mf boba straw, only enough saline to flush the iron line, and the nurse spent more time talking to me about her upcoming wedding than she did doing literally anything else
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gallawitchxx · 11 months
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someone's fresh out of wisdom teeth removal and feelin it now mr. krabs, because someone's husband slipped the anesthesiologist a Benjy and said "pump him with the good stuff, doc."
"...muh-...migk i cand feel my face..."
"it's there, big guy. i promise."
ooooooooomg ray baby, this really took me the fuck out hahahahah keith christ! 🙏😂
things i love about this:
that cat's face holy shit
unexpected spongebob references
a Benjy 💸
"cand"
big guy (fond)
you
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dont think eyan eternal chapter 7 took me long enough
Seriously this one was the most complicated to color out of everything bc of all the little tiny plants and shit AND GET THIS I COULDNT FIND MY FUCKING THUMBNAILS AND WINDOWS ATE MY LATEST WORD DOC FOR THIS CHAPTER so I had to like revise everything in an older version from scratch which might as well be the same as rewriting the chapter uthghghghhghfhrhfskjrrjejbf *flips an ikea full of tables*
yeah OK so I'm sorry in advance I feel like I have two modes which are
"ej stop trying to be metal gear solid please stop monologuing vicariously through anguished men of questionable physiological origins I am here for biceps" and
*throws something resembling sexual tension at a wall* ARE YOU FEELIN IT NOW MR KRABS
and in this chapter you get Both :)
Let's learn about the painting on Zero's wall and uh, Amp Things Up A Bit....We get to see more of Eyan's vampireness as we go on...
(I would also like to apologize for my Interpretive Astrobiology I did about as well in biology as I did in Straight and it was 6000 year earth creationism to begin with and any real knowledge of alive things I learned from YouTube standing in line at the grocery store so uh. trust my planets but don't trust my plants)
As always, thanks if you do read this. You can catch up on the other chapters at my Eyan Eternal Chapter tag #Eyan Eternal Chapter, or head over to the site to read the slightly easier to see version
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>:)
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Oh yeah disclaimer I never really did ever figure out if a planet like this could have regular satellites like moons. The orbits would be weird and they wouldn't be around forever or be in stable orbits. The bodies here are much more likely to be other planets in the system that happen to be Conveniently Conducive To Reflecting Light. Because planets in red dwarf systems are a lot closer to the star, they'd be much more likely to be visible with the naked eye and be pretty big. Either way look, consider it an artistic liberty. I need them here for the Aesthetic. You should be much more critical of the fact that I honestly completely failed to visually depict any significant effects due to tides (i mean aside from some of the mountain geography some of the mountains are due to tides). I had a whole thing about hydrothermal vents at the bottom of this body of water where there are anaerobic bacteria that are essential to the ecosystem and that's only possible because of the tectonic activity that occurs due to the tidal forces from the other planets but like it didn't do anything for the plot so I left it out but JUST SO YOU KNOW I KNOW IN MY MIND THAT THERE ARE GIANT THINGS THAT CLOSE AND THEY HAVE EFFECTS.
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>:)))))))
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childofaura · 2 years
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Amagaitaro
I'm so sorry, I fell asleep last night before I had a chance to answer this one D:
Ah, ok... I will be 100% up-front and honest with everyone about this one, because I don't wanna come off as biased against Amagaitaro without any kind of explanation.
So let me clarify my opinion real quick:
Amagaitaro is a great artist who has put out great artwork.
... But I don't really like their art that much. Something about the style just... I ain't feelin' it, Mr. Krabs. But that doesn't detract from the fact that Amagaitaro is a skilled artist who is good at what they do.
So now that I got that out of the way, I'll get into the critique:
Amagaitaro's the artist who drew Catria/Easter Catria, Genny/Picnic Genny, Brave Lysithea/Christmas Lysithea, all three Ninos, Amelia, baby L'Arachel, Hot Spring Sakura... Basically they've drawn a LOT of characters, lol.
And they ARE an artist who has shown visible improvement. Look at their first character, Nino:
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To their Duo Ninian/Tiki:
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Incredible improvement in their coloring skills, use of color schemes, and style improvement. As an artist in general, they've usually had some pretty on-point posework that seems to illustrate the character's personality really well. Like Halloween Myrrh, and Christmas Nino:
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And obviously IS has been happy with the artwork they've been putting out, since they have a pretty dang good repertoire of characters.
Now... The issues that I've had with their art... Again, keep in mind this is all just personal stuff. Their artwork feels the same for each character. Each girl looks too similar to each other. And I get that in an artist's style, they'd look the same, but even looking at an artist like Enkyo Yuichiro, you can see differing eye styles and facial expressions. Amagaitaro's girls all kind of look the same. I think the one that bugs me the most is Kjelle. Kjelle is Sully's daughter, and in her Awakening portrait and artwork she's always looked more mature and grown up:
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Amagaitaro's artwork, however...
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I'm sorry, but she looks too much like a little girl. And head looks weirdly big compared to the rest of her body, and I KNOW it's not the pauldron piece. I just think they were a really bad pick for Kjelle, and it's sad because I LOVE Kjelle; she was my best armored unit in Awakening because I paired Vaike and Sully, she was a menace. But I just can't get past the art.
Additionally, there's not a lot of character variety with their artwork. I hope that maybe in the future they'll get a chance to try their hand at boys.
Despite my feelings though, Amagaitaro's artwork is an 8/10. Not a lot of FEH artists can say they've shown visible improvement, but Amagaitaro did.
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darkwingsnark · 3 years
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It’s okay to show a little pride, you know.
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searidings · 2 years
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"a foregone conclusion" is literally my favorite fic of all time. it makes me feel all kinds of emotions. i just wanted to thank you, you're truly amazing.
bro im deadass
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threefeline · 3 years
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lol wow you have “friends”?? and people that “love and care about you??” 
sounds pretty fucking cringe bro 
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pudenjoyer · 3 years
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LOOK WHAT ME FROM THE PAST WROTE ME TODAY
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nonbiriyani · 5 years
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See, punching potato pieces until they're flat is satisfying until you realize that you're not really doing it so the food ends up in your mouth, but rather in the person's who you just yelled at in the morning
It could, however, be worse and so This Is Fine.
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nelfs · 5 years
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i cant believe my headphones just SNAPPED last night during raid : / i got them last christmas, they’re not that old... they still work but i duct-taped them and now one side doesn’t hug my head the right way and it’s SETTIN ME OFF....
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pagetbewbster · 7 years
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in Minimal Loss when Reid & Prentiss hugged, she had her arms on top of his, which is unusual for the shorter person, but I think she felt the need to comfort him like that because it allowed him to bend to her level and bury his head in her hair. they did the same thing when he was in prison and in the s13 premiere so excuse me if I’m just. Really fucking emo about it
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kanedadry · 6 years
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One of those oddities where it's a masc day for me but I also wanted to get Beat™ as well? Good thing since my mom's picking me up. Snapped these real quick.
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sylvanianfamiliez · 4 years
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hnderyx · 3 years
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So... I have an idea for a request; wayv having sex with inexperienced s/o🤗😇
WayV Having Sex With an Inexperienced S/O (NSFW)
Thank you for your op ideas 😌💕
Please don't read if you're under 18 🚫
Other than that, please enjoy!
Kun:
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Kun is probably the most gentle and understanding person on the planet
He's got one of them old souls, y'know?
So when you tell him you're quite inexperienced and nervous about initiating in the act
He's probably just going to tell you that he'll take control
He just wants you to be comfortable
"y/n, I'll take care of you, okay? Just relax. It's about you"
By that he means- unless you tell him you want to preform anything on him, he won't force you
He definitely takes it slow and the sex is pretty vanilla
And always checks in on how you're feeling
He's a bit hesitant on picking up pace, even if you tell him to
He really doesn't want to hurt you or scare you
Or make your first sexual experience intimidating
The sex is full of kisses and praise
It's overall a pleasant experience with Kun
Ten:
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I think first time sex or inexperienced sex with Ten is kind of like going with the flow
He kind of makes it feel like you know how to do stuff?
It's definitely riding the wave
It's like gradually going from one place to the next and feeling insanely comfortable with everything you two are doing to each other
If you get nervous about touching him
Or think you may not be good to pleasure him adequately
He'll be all "it's alright, just do what you feel is right. I'll tell you if anything hurts or is uncomfortable, okay?"
I think he'd be very appreciative of receiving oral sex in any sexual interaction
So he'd probably show you how to preform it on him
He'd definitely take that slow
But inexperienced sex with Ten is very comfortable and gentle
Winwin:
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I've said before that this guy can be real freaky
But first time sex with him (or sex with an inexperienced person) will be so gentle
You feel like you could lay your life in his hands and he'd do the best for you
He's not very confident with himself in the bedroom like Ten and Kun
So he's quite nervous
Always asking if you're alright or if what he's doing is nice
He wants you as comfortable as possible
He really doesn't want to scare you or hurt you because that'd break his heart
"I want you to tell me everything you like so I can make you feel as nice as possible"
He's very cuddly and squishy
"I love you so much, y/n" as he makes love to you
Overall a genuinely loving experience
Lucas:
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Oh, with Lucas
I feel like he'll be gentle as much as he can be
But deep down, all he wants to do is to just enjoy himself as much as possible
He's not a greedy lover
But he really wants to feel amazing
He hopes that with along with him feeling amazing, you feel amazing as well
He most likely starts out slow and soft
He's pretty confident about his actions, but he appreciates your input
"Tell me if you want me to go faster or harder, okay baby?"
Once you start telling him to fuck you faster, man won't hesitate
Don't get me wrong, it'll be loving
But he's waited a bit to have this experience with you and he can't really control himself, if you get what I mean?
Xiaojun:
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Aww okay so-
Xiaojun is a very passionate lover
First time sex with him is most likely missionary with a lot of kisses
Foreheads pressed together as he makes love with you
He likes to look at your face because he wants to see if there's any discomfort you're experiencing that you aren't vocal about
He makes you feel really secure
And like you're a prince/princess
He most likely knows what he's doing, but he wants you to inform him on how you like it beforehand
Always checks in on you before he does anything
"I'm going to move faster, okay? Tell me to stop if you need..."
A very VERY loving experience
Hendery:
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I think that Hendery will be kind of a giggly lover
So your first time, he won't really be too serious
He wants to take his time during foreplay to ensure you're definitely ready to do this with him
He insists that you tell him if anything is feeling off
Because he knows some people just push past their uncomfort to please the other person
During the act, I feel as if he'd crack little jokes to add a bit of relief to the stress (if you are nervous)
"Are you feelin' it now, Mr. Krabs?"
And you two both giggle as he gently rocks his hips into yours
Man looks into your eyes with a look that basically screams "I am enamoured with you"
Definitely an experience you'll love
Yangyang:
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Yangyang's probably very inexperienced himself?
So first time sex is probably very experimental for both of you
He sometimes doesn't really know that something is uncomfortable for you, so you'd need to explicitly tell him "Yang, that's a little uncomfortable"
He requests that you both kinda ramp up as you get more comfortable
Like for example, start off with missionary and if you guys feel confident enough switch to another position
He also asks about what you've fantasized about so he can try it out on you
It's a new experience, but that doesn't mean that it's an uncomfortable experience
It's actually a very loving experience
Both of you are figuring each other out so you can make each other see the stars, y'know?
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maskedhoodwink · 7 years
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HI MY NAMES ASTRON AND I JUST INGESTED AN ENTIRE POT OF COFFEE AFTER LIVING MY LIFE COFFEE FREE AND AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
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