#and i did fuck up their pants

[raisnkaine]

I LOVE THEM I LOVE THEM I LOVE THEM I LOVE THEM I LOVE THEM I LOVE THEM I LOVE THEM I LOVE THEM I LOVE THEM

#raisnart #ill play around with their design #and i did fuck up their pants #and their chest #sue me #but for now have this rough colored sketch #i wanna hug em so bad ;0; #i cant wait for the dlc to come out #idk if they can even talk #dca #dca fanart #fnaf dca #eclipse #fnaf fanart #fnaf sb #sb dca #fnaf daycare attendant #fnaf ruin #daycare attendent #dca eclipse #fnaf eclipse #fnaf moon #fnaf sun #this is def gonna change my plans for my apocalypse au cuz i just- i love the design way too much #and i need to give eclipse more love

[humming-fly]

shoutout to the live action films for making the executive decision to nuke greed’s backstory and instead just have him repeatedly show up unannounced with no explanation, making him the funniest character in the whole movie 

Bonus:

#for real greedling fans made out like bandits in those movies #like of all the things they could've fucked up instead they just decided to make him Hilarious #also greed leaving Immediately means he found that vest and horrible pants Somewhere Else and now i'm laughing at that too #fma #fmab #fullmetal alchemist #fullmetal alchemist brotherhood #greed #greedling #ling yao #fu #father #envy #fullmetal alchemist live action #my art #doodles #comic #the coat thing fucking killed me as soon as i noticed it #he really did just take a minute to take off his fucking jacket for No Reason before running to help fu #really was just getting too hot in the sun had to remove some layers #there's actually one more shitpost i made but it was getting crowded so it'll the the next bonus i guess lol #it's been a hot sec since i made some nonsense hasn't it lol

[haharuspex]

daniil dankovsky, you wonderful hairy man, you'll be famous forever

#pathologic #мор утопия #daniil dankovsky #bachelor #даниил данковский #бакалавр #my art #decision to sketch daniil before sleep was very spontaneous #worked on comms today AND did a npc portrait so i HAD TO finish it all up with smth pathologic-related #idk how it works i'm not even that much into pathologic rn #just thought of daniil chilling #without his fucking underwear apparently #true bachelors wear their pants on a bare ass

[jrueships]

https://twitter.com/danfetes/status/1712166167572361344

josh says people saying stuff about stef ticks him off 😭 that's the meanest he'll ever get off the field 😭

that was kinda... 😏😏😏

and i definitely know stef feels the same... 😏

" tired of hearing all this nonsense... lot of guys in this league that have that same fire that don't get talked about, but--"

" frankly that kind of ticks me off when people wanna say stuff about him, but... we'll keep that all internal here 🙂🙃🫥."

this is allen at his boiling point omg 😭😭 held back by pr

#reporter: we talked to josh and we asked him a question about y- #stef smirks in Yeah. I Bet You Did. Bitch.😎 we're a two packaged deal. inseparable 😎 (insufferable) im his right hand man. his silly rab- #the sassy pose and the fond smile. theyre so untouchable dramatic ass top of the foodchain powercouple it's Unreal. #WHERE IS THE RPF!?!??!?!???? #josh and allen sooooo fucked after this #fucked HARRRRD bro fucked HARD #and they were both soo ready for it like you cant tell me they didnt fuck nasty after this HELLO #we cant always bet on them winning but the fuck nasty is surely guranteed #diggs had the bed all set up with romantic candlelight and roses and josh hurdled over all that shit just to hold him in his arms #josh caught on fire a little bit but diggs patted the flames down before he could notice #all the snow piled up around their home in buffalo could not muffle the 'youre my qb.. ure my qb' pants& moans which shake those very walls #josh '🙃🙃' the hell outta this interview #he said YOU may not understand diggs horrors but **I** DO!!@@! **I** UNDERSTAND. I GET THEM. #the frustration of seeing everyone hate on his husband when he knows all of that pales in how much stef hates himself #AND THAT MAKES JOSHS LITTLE STUNNED FACE ALL THE MORE SAD LIKE. HES SO HURT FOR STEF. #AND HE JUST KNOWS. he KNOWS the public is gonna spin this horribly. make stef the diva they always degrade him as #josh has CONSTANTLY with like a bear pacing around the cracked glass enclosure barely disguised rage #defended stef from misinterpretation and disdained the diva drama so vehemently #so everytime josh messes up or stef messes up or they lose all josh is thinking and feeling is 'im fucking this up for him even more #i dont care if theyre gonna be mad at me. diggs is hurting. somehow some way. diggs is gonna get Hurt. #and i cant do anything but talk. and i cant even do that well. #it's all my fault i cant do anything im so stupid im so stupid' #saint bernard song 1 hour #that single wide eyed stare he gives his wr bcs all he can do is stare as stef's pain surges #it's not fear of stef as the media tries to portray for qbwr tension. it's fear For stef. #he knows theres hurt. and he knows theres gonna be even more hurting. and. the nail. he knows he cant do anything to help it from stopping #'why couldnt i throw better. i need to just run it to lessen the chances. i need to do something. i need to be better. i have to be better' #meanwhile diggs could care less abt what everyone else thinks about him. he just cares abt how josh thinks. about josh #stef wants to perform well so josh can actually feel well. be able to express anything he wants without worry or treading #diggs/allen

[tea-cat-arts]

Mihoyo may have forgotten Su is just as big a nerd as Bronya and Kosma, but I sure haven’t.

Really feels like missed comedic potential though. Like, maybe they could’ve had Su desperately trying to hide that he actually gets Kosma and Bronya’s references, but he keeps having to translate for them, so everyone else is slowly catching on to Su (meanwhile Kevin knows damn well about Su’s mech phase and is desperately trying not to laugh at him). Or maybe have Su be like one of those anime nerds that was really into Akira and other older anime and tries to bond with them over it, but he hasn’t seen anything that was made in like the past 15 years so all his references are incredibly outdated.

Or for other occupation related humor, he could just have extensive knowledge of poisons and dangerous chemicals that just comes up in casual conversation and concerns everyone else around him. Or give him a sorta back and forth with Vill-V on what would or wouldn’t kill a man, but in like the most casual/deadpan tone

I haven’t really thought about this point well enough to articulate it well, but you can derive comedy from someone just being enthusiastically nice. The best example I can think of this is Tanjiro from Demon Slayer

Idk, it just feels like Mihoyo just doesn’t really know what to do with Su a lot of the time

#honkai impact #honkai su #kinda glad Mihoyo forgot about him in the last arc so they couldn’t fuck him up #this is 100% just baseless speculation on my part- #I wonder if the butchering of Kevin and Su to a lesser degree is partially in response to Kevsu #like the devs realized they had way more chemistry with each other than Kevin did with Dr MEI #so they tried remove the things that made them work #but things that made them work with each other were also the things that made them interesting characters #like how they both have this unrelenting kindness to them that’s expressed in two very different ways #speaking of things that made them work- #I miss their little jabs at each other #like in that one memory file where Su jokes that he’s gonna max out Kevin’s credit card at dinner or something like that #I also really feel like Mihoyo forgot that Su is constantly flying by the seat of his pants but tries to hide that to comfort others #like he and Kevin tried so hard to put on this persona of being the reliable one #it was always sweet to see them call each other out on it and try and take care of each other #ya I personally ship them but all the things I’m saying could be applied platonically too

[fooltofancy]

oh, it's fucked fucked.

#getting a call from dish like did u know everything's fucked #while dealing with one small but annoying fucked up thing #hee hee OH my god is it fucked it's so fucked i don't even know where to start #on the phone w various engineers like hi! good morning It Is Broken #'what's broken?' #all of it. #(except the fm the fm is fine.) #various engineers: ok i'll put on pants #the dish guy laughing at me as i was pulling things up going oh oh god oh no was a highlight of my morning #'good luck! hehe!!' thanks bud

[hauntingblue]

Gear 5 luffy's laugh is so contagious I just hear the drums and go insane how does this work. What did he do to me

#i still cant believe how much this new opening theme goes off.... DREAM SAVE ALL OF US 🙏🏻🙏🏻🙏🏻🙏🏻 AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH 💥💥💥💥💥💥 #wait a second. the robot attacked 200 years ago. the void century was 800 years ago no????? what #oh see it was made 900 years ago.... but why did it attack 200 years ago then.... what happened #it is still so funny how they made evegapunk einstein but with some cunty long legs #200 years ago they gave rights to the gyojin!!! i see i see ✍️✍️also i still wonder why law and kuma have similar hat and pants designs #like there is NO WAY that much similarity isnt done on purpose. NO FUCKING WAY!!! I NEED ANSWERS!!! #are they annihliating cp ships akdhakskd yeah vegapunk letsgo #also the opening song is about dreams and the end one is about luffy reaching shanks...... havent got a clue why but there it is #talking tag #watching one piece #episode 1098 #also is lucci named lucci bc it kinda sounds like luffy. SERAPHIM KUMA HAS HIS DEVIL FRUIT???? vegapunk could only make zoan fruits???? #also wdym when cp0 acts it means its some historic event. lucci is like 25. where are the experienced people here #sentomaru works for vegapunk??? maybe i forgor about this tbh also do theu have a doffy seraphim??? the fact they have animal names.... #stussy letting kaku get hurt akdhsjsn oh atlas has lamb ears..... and lucci said she is is prey... no..... the foresahdowing :( #lucci you fucked up she just gave luffy food... that a death sentence look what happened to kaido #episode 1099 #<- oh my god btw. god. jesus. #why is akainu telling the cp0 what to do or thinks he can do that... thats the world gov... also thinkng about how garp should fight him #and not luffy.... because of ace you know... i still wonder how did sengoku know who ace's father was... there is only one man who knew.... #everyone trying to stop them from fighting ajdhsksjks two rabid dogs fr #LUFFY TAKING OFF HIS JACKET WHEN LUCCI ASKS FOR HIS WANTED SIGN!!!! GO OFF KING!!!! SLAY!!! THE CREW SAW HIM!!! FINALLY!!! #i have been smiling since he started the transformation this is so sick...... i have got a case of the luffy brain #zoan fruits steal the personality of the user when they awaken ✍️✍️ luffy???? nami being the only one who saw gear 5 <3 twins manifesto #robin being so shook about luffy being a god ajdbjansk wdym devil fruits exist because people wish for them. fairy magic real???? #WHAT DO YOU MEAN THEY ARE FROM ALTERNATE REALITIES WHERE SOMEONE DREAMT ABOUT THEM??? DOES HE TRAVEL THRU REALITIES FOR THEM??? #jinbe has been making this face 😧 every episode three times it is amazing ajdhaksnsk poor man... now he sees a kid angel version of himself #after seeing hia captain turn into a god... he is gonna get a stroke OMG SENTOMARU WE JUST GOT YOU BACK #episode 1100 #<- CRAZY. INSANE. OH GOD. ONLY 12 LEFT. THATS A WEEKEND!!! I CANT DO THIS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[elvenbeard]

Northside Ride

#cyberpunk 2077 #cyberpunk vp #cyberpunk virtual photography #cyberpunk photomode #cp2077 #cp2077 vp #cyberpunk v #male v cyberpunk #my vp #vincent ezaki #you know those pink pants.... #I've had a recolor for those for a long time but actually #they kinda fuck #(I love the recolor too but yeah... there are so many cool vanilla clothes xD) #also... how did he get up there? you don't wanna know #no self-preservation skills sometimes this man

[bugmistake]

there's a darkwave/goth/post punk music night at a coffee shop i like next month..... i wanna go real bad but i always chicken out of going to goth events cuz im like . i feel like a DORK i feel like a POSER i feel like a CREEP im a WEIRDO waddahell am i doing here?????

#but the music is so good dude i just wanna go dance 2 the music............. #i keep running into the dilemma of like. should i dress? goth? i want to! but i feel stupid going out like that because i feel like #everyone's gonna look at me and go wowwwwww..... look who's trying to join the party.. rolling my eyes at you #BUT I LIKE IT SO MUCH. but i dont have a whole lot of clothes. that would be good for that. #but then i dont wanna show up in my like. cargo pants small shirt crunchy guy clothes either cuz then i feel like #oh who's this guy. what's he doing here. why's he at the darkwave goth post punk night. #<- he has an anxiety disorder #there was a cramps themed night at a goth club a couple months ago and i wanted to go SOOO FUCKING BAADDDDDDDDDD but i DIDNT. because #i got SCAWED. #but then when i did my little edward scissorhands knockoff moment the other night i was like fuckkkkkk i want to look like this all the tim #if anyone would like to weigh in on this. i would appreciate some input. love u <3

[anotherpapercut]

today my coworker told me that another coworker repeatedly brought up the outfit I wore to the extremely fancy dinner we took some of the kids to and she couldn't figure out what he thought was wrong with the outfit he just kept being like "can you believe what Orion wore to the dinner?"

#now im kinda skeeved out #it was just black slacks and a button up shirt. the shirt was like black mesh with velvet bats and stars #but like i was wearing an undershirt and stuff like i had almost no exposed skin bc its long sleeved and a v small weave mesh #i MAYBE unbuttoned my top button when i got warm MAYBE but like?? long sleeve shirt and long pants.... whats the problem #maybe he thinks of mesh as being inherently inappropriate but like i said its long sleeved and not very see through and i had a shirt on #truly why the fuck did it bother him so much that 5 days later he was repeatedly bringing it up to someone else..... #well im going to wear the same thing to the next fancy dinner in a couple weeks so i guess he'll have to learn to live w it

[shit-wcue-players-say]

BREAKING NEWS: canon character banned from own series for being "too problematic" (by the same community that also thinks visibly disabled characters(and likely people in general) need to be censored or otherwise hidden because "some people think that's gross" which is a mixed signal at best. Do we care about their feelings or not)

#basically the moral of the story is wcue players fucking hate disabled people but they won't admit it #and also eventually your “activism” wraps back around into being harm if you keep going long enough #eventually any depiction at all becomes “potentially offensive to someone out there” #i generally try not to “slippery slope” things but they are basically already there in this case so i feel like i'm allowed to this time #wcue #roblox #reports channel #good lord #i'm going to die young #dislike “-kitty” users btw. not as aggravating as “exp” line breaks in bio S/H people #but close #one time me and my friend were hanging around #and someone walked up to my friend unprovoked and suggested he change his bio from “tom” to “hekitty” #because his character had pink on him and they insisted that it “fit better” #anyway that's not related i'm just being reminded of it #no i couldn't tell you why their name is offcenter either #i do know it's on purpose though and i hate it #sorry i have a lot to say about this one lmfao #remember this game is officially endorsed by the warrior cats team. Surely they cant possibly know what kind of shit goes on in there #if they did i think they'd shit their pants

[iknowwhereyousleepatnight]

went to go clothes shopping today and i got the cuntiest misa-esque dress for like $8 at the thrift store <3

#it’s covered in hearts and it’s strapless w a low lace-up back and the skirt is short and poofy but it’s sewn at the edges so that the #skirt is like a sphere-ish shape that holds fairly well and i should prob just draw it so what i’m saying makes sense but it is super cute #and i also got some jeans which is new for me i’ve not worn jeans since. um. i think the last time i wore jeans i was. idk. before #i started dressing myself? so under 5 maybe? idk pants feel really restricting to me and jeans esp that’s why i’m always wearing skirts #but i feel up to it rn bc i’ve always thought they were cute and also i think i’m comfortable enough in my skin to do so which i think it’s #usually the opposite for ppl they like pants and are afraid of dresses bc they’re uncomfortable/self conscious/whatever but for me #skirts have always been a safety blanket and they are so comfortable but sometimes skirts are just not practical so i need to like #get comfortable wearing pants and i tried doing it a couple years back but i was like in the midst of an eating disorder so that didn’t go #down well but i’m cool now i’m chill abt things and wearing skirts all the time makes ppl peg me as fem and i’m like ahhhhh stop she/her-in #me when i’m obvi in femboy mode or like when i’m being androgynous but i happen to be wearing a skirt w my outfit it’s annoying #anyway it took me two fucking hours to figure out what size i was bc skirts u don’t really have a size bc u just need it to fit ur waist #and ur golden but pants are so complicated and i have wide hips and thick thighs and it took me foreverrrr to find the right size #but i did and now i will never have to do all of that ever again <3 bc it was stressful every second that i wasn’t looking in the mirror #and making bedroom eyes at myself <3

[yashley]

imogen/fearne moments that make me feral: 2/?

#critical role #imogearne #imogen x fearne #SIGHS LOUDLY I need to write more #a one shot where imogen Needs to get back at this bougie Whitestone motherfckers and fearne is like Lets Steal #and they get caught by Scanlan and he's just like ok young ladies you wanna make sure you lock doors if you're gonna #cos they're both disheveled and panting and flushed and scanlan locks the door for them and salutes #and imogen is like . . . . . . .. . . . did he think and fearne says can't possibly... we would look WAY more fucked up if that happened #and walks off and imogen is like #it’s OKAY I just #ygifs #fifm

[heavy-lobster]

Hate it when I see people say shit like "the Violet paradox mons are so stupid and lame, they're all just robots!" like uhmmmmm yea they are and it OWNS ok. blasts you with my beam attack

#the killer robot aesthetic fucks severely and is MUCH scarier #and imo it works a lot better with the plot tbh #iron jugulis and iron thorns are PEAK #iron valiant and iron moth are RAD #iron bundle is SILLAY #iron hands #i ended that tag to early but i forgot what i was going to say there anyways whoopsies #anyways i feel like its fits the unnatural horrors beyond human comprehension vibe a lot better #“theyre all just robots” well all the scarlet exclusives are just dinosaurs. fucker #well guess what my son boy Henry is a robot AND a dinosaur piss your pants about it #the fact that theyre all robots MAKES it scary like. why! how far in the future is this! at what point will every pokemon become a robot! #how terrifying is this future that they had to become robots in order to survive. did they even BECOME anything or #did the people of the future create them to look like present day pokemon that are now extinct. #much more intriguing to me personally than. here is a woolly mammoth. its descendants do not look like this anymore bc idk evolution or wtv #not saying i dont like the ancient pkmn just saying the people who dislike the future ones are WRONG theyre sick as hell ok #anyways more importantly for each version what paradox mon do you think fucked Arven and Mabosstiff up so bad like #ive been thinking about this a LOT #cant be one of the ones you encounter with him present or he probably wouldve brought it up #my bet for Violet is iron valiant since i feel like thats the scariest #i have no thoughts on scarlet but i guess the equivalent #(based on pokedex placement) #would be roaring moon #idk tho i havent thought about it much #either way. fucking terrifying #pokemon spoilers #lobster.txt

[magpiemending]

FINALLY SEWING ON THE MACHINE!!!

#for once!!! i have room to leave it out for a few days and im not too tired!!! #mocking up a pair of pyjama pants #not ironing anything. did not change the thread colour to match. fuck it we ball #magpiemending

[owlmylove]

you ever watch older movies or TV shows and watch someone act and just get The Sense™. so you go to the wikipedia page. and they died unmarried with no children and a close friend by their side

#this is abt roddy mcdowall #and my frankly fucking spectacular gaydar #EDIT okay i forgot there was a scene where he wears baby blue pants so tight you can tell whether he's circumcised or not #(plus matching baby blue paisley poet-sleeve blouse) #BUT IN MY DEFENSE I literally. did not notice or question this outfit during the scene in question #I was cooking! and don't question 70s fashion! and i think tellingly i don't look at clothes like that #i was just like damn wonder how he's gonna fuck up this murder #not damn how fuckable is the murderer