#and everyone goes holy shit what

[xxalphaclownxx]

w w w what if i wrote an alenoah wt fic, right? but neither of them win?? like, i’d get one of my silly baby blorbos and make them win instead and everyone goes ‘how the fuck did that happen’ ya know? and i don’t want that blorbo being carried either. that blorbo is the carrier while also being unassuming enough for the audience to hopefully never figure out who it is until we get to the final three??

would people read that orrrr???

#alenoah #tdwt #tdwt rewrite #guys i’m just saying #fic ideas #it’d be so sick #we can get so much gay rep #bc what tdwt fic isn’t gay rep let’s be real #but cmonnnn #like imagine sadie or katie or lindsay or fucking tyler #and they win #and everyone goes holy shit what #and alejandro and noah still live comfortably tho bc noah makes that bank with chris

[carnivalcarriondiscarded]

i've been asked multiple times for Awake Barnaby so instead you get messy lights out Laughingstock doodles

#featuring the moment everyone found out he was awake #poor dude woke up w/ his arm missing and got Tackled full-speed by 8ft of manic caterpillar #in my mind after howdy stops his 'holy shit youre up' ramble #he suddenly goes dead serious and grabs barn by the lapels and essentially goes 'say something funny. do it. now. make me laugh' #barnaby stammers out the Worst joke of his life #and howdy laughs so hard he stops making noise & just. collapses. wheezing #poor dude's lost it... #meanwhile wally is standing there buffering bc uhhhhhh He Hasnt Spoken To Barnaby In Decades #and is trying to remember their dynamic / how to act around him #wh lights out au #scribble salad #and then we've got a moment from act two!!! yippee!!!! #i wont say anything about whats going on beyond the obvious in that scribble

[feline-evil]

Never gonna be over how unutterably pathetic and in dire need of ANY kind of companionship or friendship that doesn't revolve around their band the entirety of dethklok are. I love these horrible idiots who are so devoid of any real connections outside of themselves that they will latch onto anyone unfortunate enough to get too close to any one of them! And GOD help anyone they latch onto!!

#jay talkin #metalocalypse #im thinking about the doubles episode where they just seem genuinely happy to have 'friends' #who arent like. industry people. these men are so starved of any kind of connection #and it takes them four seasons a rock opera and a movie to realise they can find that in each other lmao #also thinking about how quickly any of them bond and become really intense abt anyone in their life #aka: NATHAN TOWARDS ABIGAIL. oh dear poor abigail oh dear #but also toki to damn near anyone and this goes for the entire band tbh as well they all do this at least once #and yeah its mainly cuz 10min eps mean u gotta progress stuff fast #but also holy shit. charles these boys want friends so bad u gotta set em up on playdates or smth #maybe it'd get some of their dumb stupid idiot energy out and they'd be better behaved. well. no they wldnt but... u can dream #i do think theres smth to be said that yeah all of dethklok are cool theyre metal superstars they r good at what they do #theyre also fucking prophesised saviours too and theyre also incredibly dangerous idiots and terrible ppl #but never forget that they are also. so so SO pathetic and isolated and dysfunctional #these men have not lived in the real world in decades and are disconnected and unsocial and spoilt and u can see that this does impact #the way they interact w the world! they need like. anything other than the band in their lives hah. they do need to pal around #im glad they find that in each other eventually!! #i dont want 2 sound like im babying them or infantilising them these r grown asshole idiot men but like. listen these shitheards r lonelyyy #everyone in their lives is like. assigned to be there and is set as beneath them in a class and workbased system #they dont rlly have ppl who r just there cuz they like em. outside of fans. and fans arent rlly a real connection yknow #their only connections come via work networking sex and violence and worship baby!!!! its fucked up!

[danzsoldier]

sometimes I think about how Caine is canonically oblivious to the suffering that the humans trapped in the circus go through. Makes me wonder if he even understand the suffering if someone explained it to him because he’s just an AI, a robot with no soul and no understanding of how complex being human can be

#the amazing digital circus #hi tadc fandom as you can see I’m invested in how Caine is unaware of the suffering everyone goes through despite it being so obvious that- #Everyone wants to go home and to their human lives #does he understand why abstraction happens. He knows about it but does he know that the humans that have become abstracted have basically- #lost their minds because of the circus #and in the pilot he was making a fake exit for everyone and it makes me wonder a lot #the way he reacted when Pomni asked how to leave + him trying to make an exit but not finishing it becuz he supposedly didn’t know what- #to put on the other side on it. I kinda think he’s genuinely clueless on why everyone wants to leave so badly and just wants everyone to- #have fun at the circus but he’s a robot he doesn’t get it he’s confused but definitely trying his best to fulfill the constant request of- #an exit #Are you reading this? If you are. Hi. #How many tags does this have oh my god #anyways. Caine is canonically clueless on why everyone wants to go + oblivious to the pain. I think he’s genuinely unable to understand due #to being an AI but I could definitely be wrong since only the pilot is out so far #if I’m actually right then holy shit idk what I’ll do #danny speaks

[mig15faggot]

i got the best and worst booster box ever i pulled three blue eyes. but this was pokemon and it was the fucking duck. quaxlys evolution. i got a bunch of everything cause its a booster box but i pulled three quaquavals. i did it like an advent calendar with my friend. we opened maybe five packs the day we bought it and restrained ourselves for a month and had a pack a day it was so fun pulling these!

the third quaquaval was the rare one but not the gold one and i was so mad lmao it was the second last pack. forreal! and my pulls other than the full art wooper (lets fucking gooo) were shit i wanted a clodsire! i pulled one buying three packs a few days later no big deal lmao but i was so mad at this box.

the last pack had the rare tinkaton. i also got a full art boss's orders too im so happy it was such a funny fucking box in the end i pulled three fucking blue eyes i swear if i saw a fourth quaquaval too early i mightve actually ripped it in half. my problem is I LOST THEM ON THE FUCKING BUS AND LIKE MY WALLET ITS FATE IS WITH THE HUMANS OF OTTAWA AND THE FUCKERS AT OC TRANSPO THAT I TRUST SO MUCH FUCK MY LIFE

#either way people are finding cool shit no wonder they wont give me my shit back youre all thieves and im a dipshit i left my wallet behind #and my three fucking blue eyes #sorry new york joey wheeler wake the fuck up #dont come to my town with your red eyes black dragon early GRIMA. AMERICA. CALIFORNIA. IM TALKING TO NY HERE #mitski lady lamb st vincent anyone #torres is already too involved lmao go check out HUG FROM A DINOSAUR #sound of the summer of 2022 #go talk to torres shes almost done touring in texas i think #ramadan is almost over #i dont wanna check back in at the fucking psych ward to hang out with the actual king of canada lol #he keeps saluting everyone theyll never let him out and he wont drop the king shit for a whole year if he needs to #hes so doomed this king of afghanistan and canada. this afghan guy stuck in ottawa and he knew he was a prince for a while lmao #I DONT NEED TO GO FIST BUMP HIM MORE AT THE PSYCH WARD LMAO I KNOW I NEED TO SHOW HIM SUBTLETY WITH THE DRS BUT HOLY SHIT LMAO #montfort let my people goo. one day more?? les mis crowd??? someone give alison a fucking nightmare already #im friends with someone who played lead on american idiot for a uottawa production idk if you went to see that but that was buddy lol #hes in toronto now all the actors and serious people move to mtl and toronto whats our problem with the crown anyway?? mary simon?? #put a ring on it?? #im the exhalt and i have a nice big freckle where the ring goes i swear to god

[vaugarde]

terribly sorry for progressively getting more and more annoyed and tired with jn. this show kinda gets a lot more exhausting on a rewatch when you know its not going to get better

#i think what happened when it was airing was that like. it was the direct successor to sun and moon right? #and that was a show EVERYONE shat on when it got revealed. the setting the art change the shift to a goofier style etc etc #but then it aired and aside from some hiccups while adjusting the first few eps- sm turned out to be a joy of a show #not just for a casual watch- you can tune on most episodes without context and just have a pleasant time bc its a cozy show #but also if youre more into the battle scene bc this series kinda goes hard on them #and while the episodes had a goofier tone to them the episodes never felt like they were talking down to its audience #everyone brings up the deaths and how maturely they were handled but seriously- they didnt need to go that hard on the minior episode #and yet- it took fans a long time to really come around to it and stop giving it bad faith criticism #the most popular youtubers were finding every excuse to shit on it and mock the fans #so i think when jn was announced with another slight art shift and a different format- i think we all got a little defensive over it #like hey sm had hiccups too! jn just needs some time to grow into itself and find its footing #and we had no reason to think it wouldn’t. like there were some red flags like how mimey was handled and some clickbait episodes #but we got genuinely nice episodes back then too! the scorbunny eps were neat and ash and gohs intro eps are great #the pichu opening is REALLY strong and i thought it showed a ton of promise for the show #the leon and eternatus stuff was being set up #so i waited for jn to pick up and waved off a lot of criticism as bad faith bc hey. ppl were ruthless to sm and forgetting that we do have t #to work with the limit that its a childrens series. which is fine. #but well…… suddenly we’re in the final arc and its not better. its worse. holy shit did it get worse #episodes like the drizzile one were now the exception. not the rule. #most episodes that are pleasant on a first watch became an absolute slog on a rewatch #the ‘’fanservice’’ feels more like a marketing ploy than an attempt to respect the characters. the production value was a goddamn mess. #entire arcs went unresolved #so it gave me rose tinted glasses until it all fell apart at once for me at the end #but now i have the joyful experience of watching the whole thing through knowing damn good and well it gets worse. yay #echoed voice #jn lb

[chewwytwee]

Is behaving like an adult really that hard? Is it really that hard to just tell someone when they’re making you anxious?? Is it really too hard to just say you want to do something?? Is it really too hard to just… text people when plans change??? No we gotta all behave like kindergartners and stay in a group and hold a fucking rope when we’re walking around so we don’t get fucking lost

#.txt #I can’t walk fast because it makes people feel ‘obligated to follow me’ #so I should instead what??? #just stand around and never lead??? fuck you want me to always walk next to everyone because it makes you feel bad???? #if you need me to wait you can tell me or text me #calling me back to the group doesn’t imply that we at all are stopping it feels like people didn’t say what they wanted #and then got left behind and now that’s everyone else’s problem because they’re also apparently incapable of just asking where everyone is #like holy shit do we really need to micromanage our time that much???? no one goes ahead no one moves until we decide exactly where we’re #going #we have to stand in place and decide whether or not we’re hungry before leaving for the mall of America #… to get food….

[void-botanist]

Last line tag

Thank you @duckingwriting for the tag! I haven't written at all for the last few days but now I'm rewriting/expanding the scenes with Michael, so have a long last line:

“Just a crab. We have a few different species of terrestrial crab out here.” “And they just casually drop out of the sky?” Michael laughed. “They’re great climbers. They climb trees and then just drop out of them to get back to the ground. Normally they don’t land on my car, but it happens.”

I'll tag @sleepyowlwrites, @outpost51, and @kingkendrick7 plus anyone who wants to join in.

Nicea taglist: @kahvilahuhut @kingkendrick7

#I have a cursory knowledge of terrestrial crabs esp coconut crabs but I am using it to great effect #talking to Kendrick about ocs who love crabs made me realize crabs are just everywhere in the environment where Michael lives #which is foreign to everyone from his neck of the woods in Antarac #haven't decided if this is actually gonna be an included scene but I guarantee you Isabel and Rodney are sitting on the train going #what is that? does the guide say? #uh...maybe a crab? #[closer tree goes by] holy shit that is a crab #wip: nicea #c: Spinder #c: Michael #tag games #last line tag game

[amtrak12]

The idea that a god-like character with (supposedly) unlimited powers should snap their fingers at the end of a TV series and remove all pain and terrible things in the world so humans no longer had any suffering is the most BAFFLING thing I have ever heard. WHY DID THE SHOW EVER EXIST IF FIXING THINGS WAS THAT EASY??????

#It seems like this 'gotcha' card that overrides any argument someone could have #but it's actually the laziest zero thought behind it belief I have ever seen #And it complete ignores the function and structure of a story #Holy shit #Like... that's literally Adam and Eve before Eve ate the apple #That kind of utopia is literally in the Bible and in general is considered bad #It was certainly painted as bad in the show! Because Eve gave us free will and choice and the opportunity to self-determine who we are #And that's good! That's considered better than the Garden of Eden! #And yes choices have led to the godawful structures in place on Earth today and all the godawful death and suffering that goes with it #BUT THIS STUPID LITTLE TV SHOW ABOUT THE DEVIL WASN'T SPEAKING ABOUT ALL THE EVILS IN THE WORLD!!! #It was talking about how you always have a choice to do better! That everyone can be redeemed! #It's a much MUCH narrower scope because that's what story does! It picks one thing and speaks to it #And sometimes that thing is indeed Wow modern capitalism has completely fucked the world like The Good Place showed #But even The Good Place didn't use the Judge to snap her fingers and change Earth #She could have! She certainly had the power too! #But no instead they argued against wiping out the entire Earth and starting over in favor of revamping the afterlife instead #to allow people a second chance and support to do better #Which is EXACTLY where Lucifer ended up too with the titular character playing therapist in Hell #That is a strong ending! That is a hopeful ending! Because it's speaking to the audience as individuals and saying you have a choice #You always have a choice to do better. No mistake you make is too irredeemable so don't let yourself drown guilt #because guilt fixes nothing. Only your choice to try again can change things #God snapping their fingers and rewriting Earth is not a hopeful; realistic; or satisfying ending to a 6 season show about free will! #It makes no sense! #like jfc I don't want to drag one singular person through the mud but their opinions are just so mind-boggingly to me #It's like beating my head against the wall

[biillys]

yes i know we all hate karen here but heres the thing. i got a crush on cara from her part in person of interest and i refuse to let the duffer brothers shitty storylines and fucked up attempts at romance take her character away from me. anyway EYE get to pick and choose what the characters i like would actually do and u know what? she would not do that shit. thanku

#'that shit' being fuck a teenager #karen wheeler / #ive said it once and ill say it again!!!! au where instead of going Sexy Mode karen goes Mum Mode when billy knocks on the wheelers door #in s2!!!! i know everyone favours joyce to adopt billy but like. i think the karen version could be fun. #actually body swap au with billy and karen #billy waking up at the wheelers and being like what the actual fuck #mike and nancy not noticing anything out of the norm cos even when they're home? theyre not rly home #holly definitely noticing cos billy lets her have icecream for breakfast but also. #she gets ice cream for breakfast. shes not about to complain. #he slides the bowl of ice cream over to her like 'fuckin eat up kid. we got shit to do today.' #holly fucking LOVES this new side of her mum #ted???? don't even get billy started on ted #first thing billy says to karen when they finally meet up is 'you fuckin MARRIED that ?????? i thought my mum had bad taste but holy shit. #at least my dad's got personality. shitty ass personality but still. it's Something.' #and karens like 'yeah i got a close and personal experience with his personality this morning.' #cue the crushing realisation that oh Fuck theyve switched Bodies theyve switched Lives #karens getting a first hand look at the Billy & Neil Show etc #idk. just thinking thoughts thankyou for listening #okay BACK to regular scheduled blogging. i was just in her tag to procrastinate going out

[carnivalcarriondiscarded]

IDK if you've ever said anything about it, but in the Lights Out AU, what was Wally's first reaction on realizing that Frank was alive and he wasn't alone anymore? I imagine it was...quite emotional

i Haven't talked about their Initial Reunion yet, no! but yes, it was very emotional! there were certainly many emotions!

namely: fear, confusion, shock, and nearly killing your friend with an oversized baseball bat <3

#im trying to work on a mini comic to expand on this but my art Isnt Arting Correctly #so this will have to do for now #but to put it Short and Simply #frank: WHAT THE FUCK ITS JUST ME!!! ITS ME!!! #wally: oh oops heyyyyy totally thought you were one of the Things <3 my bad <3 #wally: .... #wally: HOLY SHIT? FRANK?! #aaaaaand scene #wh lights out au #scribble salad #rambles from the bog #obviously its more complicated and less... jokey than that #i have the scene laid out nicely in my head #but putting it to 'paper' is a challenge! #there are factors to include #like how frank thinks everyone in the storage room is dead & how wally hasnt spoken more than a few mumbled words in a Long time #wally at this point has essentially lost his sense of self and basically just goes through his 'routine' like a robot #so it takes a second for his mind to kinda... reboot in a sense #and in that second frank nearly dies for realsies #haha thats... thats funny actually. Nearly. ha. the irony. #but uhhhh yeah frank really goes Through It for a bit #especially the immediate waking up through running into wally #or more like wally runs into him! purposefully! with the bat!

[gil-estel]

nothing pisses me off more than people praised for ~doing something amazing~ when the actual product is mediocre and the only reason they had to work so hard is because they failed to properly delegate.

#my school had its ''''''fall festival''''''' today and like sure my first graders enjoyed it because they have no life experience #and have nothing to compare it to #but like. as someone who a) remembers what fall festival was like at my elementary school in the same district 20 yrs ago #and b) have a number of friends who have planned decently large-scale events #the entire thing was so underwhelming and poorly planned!!!!! #even like. not getting inclement weather plans in order until less than a week before the event holy shit. #and like i dont even want to think about the accounting (probably non existent) #like i know enough about what goes into large events to know not to get involved but jesus Christ #and to see everyone praising it when teachers involved Literally Didn't Do Their Jobs yesterday #it wasnt quite dashcon levels of oof simply because 6 #simply because kids appreciate a day of not having to do school work #but it was close

[doggytail-duck]

Watched the MLB movie finally! While I had a few Notes, all in all I enjoyed it, the animation was so pretty and I was really impressed how they condensed so much stuff into one movie

#like sure they changed stuff and moved stuff around #and things were left out (for a possible sequel?) #but as an adaptation it's pretty good i think #if they had tried to cram anything more into One Movie it would've ended up a jumbled mess #i think they made a good choice in doing the origin story and the hawkmoth plot as the main things #and have other adventures as a montage of the heroes growing closer as time goes on #and i feel like marinette was written better than in the show imo #sure it's been a while since i've watched the show so idk what's going on there right now but still #my only Notes tm for the moment are basically how adrien got the ring and how adrinette met #and that's about it #like we should 100% have been SHOWN Why adrien was chosen too and not just Have The Ring Show Up you know? #and i personally really liked the origin story of adrinette being marinette not caring about adrien's money or looks or status #and kind of being like :/// about him because she thinks he's a rich douche #but then finding out how KIND that boy is and THEN starting to fall for him #the movie version was Fine i guess but i would've liked to see the 'oh shit he's actually super nice i was wrong' #it was just so basic 'girl meets boy and falls in love' meet cute and while there isn't anything WRONG with that.. idk #it's just more boring than 'dude you kinda suck - except holy shit you don't? you're really nice?? oh no' #and it made marinette's crush seem different from how everyone fawns over adrien because of his status #otherwise though? can't really think of much to complain about #the songs were a Surprise for sure but i personally didn't mind them i love movie musicals #however there were a bit too many of them maybe? or idk #maybe the songs could've been tweaked a bit to stand out more imo but that's probably more a me thing than anything #hawkmoth's song slapped though lol #i was basically like ??????????? and :DDD at the same time (positive) #also i laughed so fucking hard at the end screen cut lmaooo #anyyyway i'm probably gonna reblog gifsets now bc man the animation was prettyyy #personal #miraculous ladybug #mlb movie

[freytful]

I read the “Good omens 2 is bad on purpose” theory and while the author is annoying it does make sense! However I don’t think they’re aware that if it’s true it could only ever be the death/rebirth type set up for an End of Evangelion style “I Hate Every Single One Of You” ending

#Like. you dont have the villain make everyone act fanficcy and adding rifts to their relationship by making it more romantic #in a story that will end up positive on fanfic tropes and romantic azi/crowley? does she know what shes saying. #like. like he would be doing the Jane Austen Party to them. and the jane austen party is horrific. #i was watching that whole thing in horror. Not knowing how to feel as i just. Holy shit *azi whats wrong with you* #It does read like. like a homestuck epilogues type fanfiction parody. A narrator is making them act out a romance they should not be in. #if fucking good omens 3 goes full homestuck epilogues scorched earth mode people would go *bonkers* #and i would fucking love it. like unironically it would be *so funny* #can't imagine it would be as *interesting as the homestuck epilogues were but it would be *incredible* #just. just. superhell all over again. #it would be so so funny #good omens #Neil gaiman keeps his askbox open so he can include 1 frame death threats in season 3 like in end of eva #(i dont think any of what i just wrote is actually the case i think the show is just bad) #(however. however. what if. )

[thinkingnot]

clicked on one Wilbur Soot video and just now realized im now one of the “old dsmp” fan holy shit-

#ITS BEEN A YEAR AN A HALF OR MORE?????? #ive lost touch of time but i remember ranboo spinning building chair and killing god with m&ms bleeding cake #and tommy background was his house and he just received his world records #and i was binging beeduo compilations especially the one tubbo joined discord but ranboo cant hear him so he started singing about grandmas #and techno’s best of 2020 was what i use to listen to sleep #there was also a best of 2019 #and oh my god sadist just dropped an animatic and everyone is reacting to it #and tommy just jumped out of a plane with tubbo and holy shit new vlog channel and it had like 140k subs already #and techno’s clip making fun of the homeless teletuby oh his house goes to another school #and tommys stream lagging so bad because there were 600k people watching #and tommy’s tshirt switch to that sundayclub one he never took off #and ranboo just arrived to the uk holy shit benchtrio streams #cricketcrew holy fuck theyre like big family haha #tubbo’s new song with the ah fuck part on youtube because he accidentally messed up the keys singng it on stream #life is strange stream with ranboo in the background sometimes #just saw a post on twitter like any old dsmp fans remember [] #now im nostalgic #ranble #profanity

[topflights]

still dodging rampage spoilers like theyre the fucking plague, but i gotta say, i have no idea why they did it tonight. seeing how late everything went just...why? why do this tonight? ive only ever been to two shows and BOTH shows had issues with everyone leaving after dynamite. which is understandable. you go in, watch dark elevation, watch dynamite (which arguably always has the more interesting booking and most of the storylines), and then still have an hour to go? so adding on a whole SECOND HOUR onto the pretaped THIRD SHOW you watch in a night is just too much. 

#i went to week two of fyter fest this year and lemme tell you. by rampage almost everyone was gone #one half of the arena was already empty so having more than half of the ppl that DID come leave?? #that ruined the energy #cannot IMAGINE having a second hour of rampage like this tonight #im surprised anybody stayed #and if the booking is as bad as ppl are saying then holy shit #i REALLY cant believe ppl stayed. tk has to figure this shit out #soooo sick of the whole 'this is gonna be an amazing show' instantly followed by one of the shows being god awful #if youre doing a special rampage. then DONT DO IT ON WEDNESDAY!! #as soon as i heard it was filmed tonight i was somuch less excited #also terrified that this means eddie v sammy had the ending changed from what it was supposed to b originally #sounds like the kind of thing theyd change for some terrible reason unknown to any man #anyways. yeah. im mad. im annoyed. im frustrated. #trying to enjoy this damn company is hard sometimes. fuck #just look at how this shit goes!!! anyone couldve told you like 6 hours worth of wrestling is too much for the general population!!!