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pumpernickel-simswood · 5 years

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A Couple Things About Party Crasher

This is probably gonna be long. And salty.

First, uh, apparently there's functional hologram tech in the Miraculous universe now? I'm positive the writers did it cuz it's cool and might be relevant later as to keep identities secure, but like, how does it work??? Is it projected onto a person? Is it projected onto a robot or mannequin? Is it a stand alone projection? How does it project in a 3D and realistic way? Is it a green screen bodysuit? I want to know how exactly Gabriel pulled this off and why he didn't use it for the London trip.

Second, going into this episode knowing full well that it happens close to or even after the midseason finale made it so much easier to enjoy than when Miraculer happened. It was a really fun episode and so nice to see Adrien hang out with people while Gabriel really couldn't do anything to stop it.

Third, by Plagg, Gabe, you don't have Emelie on multiple generators that are separate from the mansion's power???? I knew you were stupid but wow are you the biggest idiot in the entire show. How the kwami has the mansion not lost power in the like year that you've been sending super destructive akumas out? Why is this the first time this has come up? How are you this stupid and a businessman? How much slack is Nathalie actually picking up for you? My Tikki, I can't believe the kids haven't defeated you yet if you're this stupid, Gabe.

Fourth, so I guess we're just supposed to be okay that Marinette got rewarded for lying to her friends and basically breaking into Adrien's house? Don't get me wrong, I'm delighted that Adrien wanted her there and clearly thinks they're very close friends. That said, uh, Mari, what happened to the whole not stalking him or doing stupid stuff like that at the end of Oni-chan? You weren't invited. You're not entitled to his time or to hang out with him when he's hanging out with other people. You are not and should not be that boy's life and only friend. You're two separate people with different personalities and flaws and friends. I thought you'd learnt this already. Why are the writers like this?

Fifth, uh, Nino, did we learn nothing from Bubbler? And like, you also basically broke into Adrien's home? And he was supposed to be doing stuff? Like professional stuff? If he wasn't busy he would've hung out with you? And like, you straight up lied to your girlfriend and friends and made some of your friends lie to their s/o's? You didn't even ask if you could come over! You just bribed and lied your way in! That's not okay!!!! Why are the writers doing this to the characters who should know better? Do y'all not have a show bible? Stop this noise please.

Sixth, I'm 95% certain that Kim's power will be called "Monkey Business" in English and if it's not, I'm going to be very disappointed. Like the fact that Ladybug!Adrien is called "Mister Bug" instead of "Lord Bug". Also, like, why is Sass's power time travel? I'm very confused about that. Shouldn't Sass's power have more to do with, I don't know, snakes or persuasion since he's the snake Kwami? Or at least be a pun/play on words like Cataclysm? C'mon writers, be clever! All this darn time travel is driving me crazy. Unless you're gonna do something actually unique or fun with it please stop. Also, literally everyone else's designs are so much cooler than Mari's??? Like, she's literally just in a bodysuit? Adrien gets ears and a tail and a bell but the literal fashion designer has the most basic costume design ever??? It genuinely makes me hope they switch kwamis more often so Mari can at least look cool. She's our main character!

Okay, got off track. Here's a bunch of questions I have:

Also, why in the name of Kwami is Fu at Adrien's party? With the miraculouses?

Did Adrien invite him? Did someone post about the party? Why and where did all these people come from? How did they know the party was happening?

Why did Gabriel decide instead of heading up and fixing the power situation that he was just gonna monologue to Emelie?

Is Gabe aware of how transparently abusive he is?

Why did Emelie marry Gabe?

Why did Emelie also decide that isolating her child was okay?

Was Emelie also a victim of Gabriel's abuse? We know losing Emelie made Gabriel treat Adrien worse but was he just moving his abuse from Emelie to Adrien cuz he couldn't abuse her anymore?

Is the reason the peacock miraculous is damaged due to Gabriel's abuse?

If it weren't for the Miraculous Cure, how many people would Gabe have killed by this point? Would Plagg be gone by this point? Destroyed by an akuma along with Adrien due to his self-sacrificing nature?

Why are the writers holding back on giving us real concrete information on Emelie? Are we ever going to get her unfridged?

Why are Chloe's parents together?

Is Andre magic?

Why is Ladybug the only miraculous with multiple powers especially when Cat Noir is supposed to be her equal and opposite?

Why are we supposed to believe that Gorilla and Nathalie don't know Adrien is Cat Noir?

Why is Adrien so deeply in denial about Mari even though he's clearly been in love with Marinette as well since season 1?

Why are Silencer, Oblivio and Oni-chan right after one another and give us emotional and tonal whiplash?

Why can't the freaking people runnung the stations release the episodes in order!?!?!?

Why is Kagami crushing on Adrien?

What precisely are Chloe's feelings for Adrien?

Why does MariChat feel like the most realistic and easy to transition into romance side of the love square?

Is Adrien going to know that Ladybug is the wielder of the Mouse Miraculous or is he going to know that Marinette is?

Why, precisely, does the kwami swap happen and, more importantly, how?

Why the kwami did Alya decide to actively choose a literal stranger over Marinette? And why are we and Mari expected to forgive and trust her?

Why didn't Chloe hang out with Sabrina and Adrien at the same time before Hawkmoth became a thing?

Why weren't Sabrina and Adrien friends?

Can the creators stop leaking show spoilers for the love of everything!?

What is with shows and the constant inconsistencies in characterization of the characters who are on screen most of the time?

Why is Oblivio a season 3 episode when we know there's at least one other season after this?

Why are Lila and Gabriel working together? It doesn't actually seem to affect the status quo.

Why does Gabriel act like he has no idea who various characters/classmates of Adrien are? He's akumatized them enough, you'd think he'd know them pretty well by now.

Why akumatize the same dude 25 times in a row?

How exactly don't Adrienette know each other's identity by now when they literally don't have voice changes and hardly have their physical appearances change?

Why does Gabriel need to breed the butterflies?

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