#and also fuck the monarchy

[blog-of-frontiers]

The thing about Wyll is that he Gets It. He knows the story. He knows the kind of man his father is and the kind of man he was supposed to be. He knew what Mizora was when he made the pact. He knew what it meant. And he was just a kid, and his city needed saving, so he did it, and he paid that price, and even knowing all of that he still tried to appeal to his father for understanding and forgiveness.

He sold his soul to do the right thing. And he was cast out. And he knew what character that should have made him.

He knows the story he's in, and every day he chooses who he wants to be instead.

#he gets it!! he fucking gets it!!!! #genre aware yet furiously optimistic king!!!!! #hes literally the peoples princess #“baldurs gate isnt a monarchy” then explain the peoples princess wyll ravengard #bg3 #the Wyll to live tag #anyway sorry for waxing poetic i just remembered i love him #wyll ravengard #im also watching acofaf. he deserves to be in a regency world #hed fucking crush #maybe i should... nay ill pocket that sentiment. for now #he said oh the scarred and scorned hero turned villain? nay i shall fucking not

[gayforbagels]

Pouring one out for Afghanistan and Anguilla and Antigua and Aoteoroa and Barbuda and Australia and the Bahamas and Bahrain and Bangladesh and Barbados and Belize and Bermuda and Botswana and Brazil and Brunei and Canada and the Cayman Islands and Cornwall and Cyprus and Dominica and Egypt and the Islas Malvinas and Fiji and Gambia and Georgia (the country) and Ghana and Gibraltar and Grenada and Guyana and Hong Kong and India and Iraq and Ireland and Jamaica and Jordan and Kenya and Kiribati and Kuwait and Lesotho and Malawi and Malaysia and Maldives and Malta and Mauritius and Montserrat and Myanmar and Nauru and Nigeria and Pakistan and Palestine and the Pitcairn Islands and Qatar and St Lucia and Saint Kitts and Nevis and Saint Helena and Ascension and Tristan da Cunha and St Vincent and Grenadina and Scotland and Seychelles and Sierra Leone and Singapore and the Solomon islands and Somaliland and South Africa and Sri Lanka and Sudan and Swaziland and Tanzania and Tonga and Trinidad and Tobago and Turks and Caicos and Tuvalu and Uganda and United Arab Emirates and United States and Vanuatu and Wales and Yemen and Zambia and Zimbabwe tonight

#text #op #dancing crabs #and many more #sorry if I missed you trust me when I say I am still popping the FATTEST bottle for u TONIGHT #edit: guys I copy pasted a shit ton of countries from fucking Wikipedia for a shitpost it’s not that deep #edit: the amount of y’all that are tagging this as ‘except us and Canada’ are missing the fucking point #it isn’t cute lol #EDIT: WHATS UP GUYS IT’S ME YA BOY COMING LIVE FROM. GLASS ONE OF WINE #I CHANGED MY MIND FUCK IT IM ADDING EVERYONE I MISSED INTO THE OP #AND ANOTHER THING #SOME OF YALL HAVE TO REMEMBER THERE ARE INDIGENOUS PEOPLE IN CANADA AND THE USA TOO #SAYING THE USA AND CANADA DOESNT DESERVE TO POP BOTTLES IS DISMISSIVE OF EVERY INDIGENOUS LIFE DAMAGED BY THE BRITISH EMPIRE #AUSTRALIA TOO #THE MONARCHY HAD A VERY PROMINENT ROLE ALONGSIDE THE CATHOLIC CHURCH IN RESIDENTIAL SCHOOLS AND COLONIAL VIOLENCE #IN SETTLER HISTORY #ALSO TO ANY OF MY BRITISH HOMOES I AM SO SORRY YALL HAVE TO GO THROUGH THAT PROPAGANDA MACHINE RN #GFGFGFFGGG I’m not changing that

[castielsprostate]

it's been one nasty gay sex year since the queen dropped dead!! reblog for charles to slut drop into the grave!!

#sjonnie.text #abolish the monarchy #also shoutout to that guy that started the political party to put “king” willem alexander back into full power here LMAO #you are so insane it's not even on my level of deranged #queen elizabeth ii #king charles iii #i *try* to avoid politics as much as possible but literally no one has money. we are in a crisis. fuck the monarchy #like to charge reblog to cast #royals #monarchy #fuck the monarchy #also thank you gregg for reminding me to post this from the drafts hehehe

[fayrism]

a study of The Accolade by Edmund Leighton ft. malevolent

ID in alt

#look i just think that knight imagery is neat #this is brought to you by my current botw/totk obsession #monarchies and feudalism suck but also they did kind of pop off the knight and their vassal as an archetype #found a new ink brush v happy with it #is it john? is it kiy? fuck if i know #some fun ambiguity #my artwork #malevolent podcast #malevolent fanart #malevolent #john doe #arthur lester

[kissingwookiees]

with all due respect to dragon age awakening and queen anora, i would not, as my tabris, kneel to her.....

#like i got her that job #and also fuck the monarchy #then i think of that scene in the context of a king alistair (who you're the mistress of) and i wanna tear my hair out #me @ myself: its ok its not your worldstate you dont have to unpack the innate fucked up-ness of that set of choices

[4fl0tsam]

Had to get on this quickly 🧍

Charles lurking in the back:

lmao not people getting angry at a fucking meme in the comments, like fuck off, you didn’t even know her💀

#I’m sorry but if you have a royal family fan account and are pissed over a joke then you need to get a fucking life LMAO #But the fact that Charles is king I’m- #what the fuck #Maybe someone will kick the shit out of Andrew now too #Fuck modern monarchies #Added Greece and Palestine thanks to those of you to reminded me #Also added Egypt and Latin America #And the Caribbean #Lmao remember when Phillip died while that comedian was talking shit ab him💀 #queen elizabeth #queen elizabeth ii #the queen #prince charles #england #britain

[sinusoidaldysfunction]

Blister. Twisted Sister.

#wings of fire #wof #wof fanart #wings of fire fanart #wof blister #dysfunction's designs #i think she was my favorite queen when i was a kid first reading the books #nowadays Burn is my favorite character but Blaze is my favorite to draw #anyways this was my most complex design yet. usually i get it down in one sketch and come up with colors as i go #this one had two sketches and two different color palettes. that i then fucked around with in the color editor #she seems a little busy but i think it's okay for a villain to have a more complex design. #also headcanoning that the sandwing monarchy has nightwing blood from all the way back around darkstalker times #the sandwings didn't steal the treasure. some rich prince sold them out lol

[p0rchc0ll4ps3]

7am, morning, in your small apartment's even smaller kitchen

usually you'd make instant coffee, but it's a saturday and you don't have to be at work and you shouldn't even be up this early. you'd be asleep right now if you hadn't spent all night awake, unable to sleep, your thoughts too many and too loud.

so instead of going back to sleep, you get up and you make coffee in the ibrik and you smoke the first cigarette of the day watching the water and the coffee and the sugar boil to a froth as your thoughts slip away from you, the song on the radio in the background too quiet to keep you here, to keep you grounded

you're distantly aware you've turned the heat too high

or: face cafea la ibric 😭

~~~

close-up fridge photos with explanation under cut

top to bottom, left to right (was gonna put numbers but its hard so youre just gonna have to guess, sorry)

top left is harry and kim at the precinct, top middle is jean's brother archer when he was a kid + jean kid, top right is harry and kim at the river istros in jamrock (my hc)

next row is harry stella maris in '50, then harry and jean when jean was first partnered with harry feat jean buzzcut jumpscare (in '47 or so)

then 3rd row from top is jean + harry in front of jamrock / bay of revachol, then fidéle (jean's horse) + judit at the stables at precinct 41

second to last row is miklós (judit's older son (he's 16)) + judit + théodore (judit's younger son (he's 14)), then archer (jean's brother) at a rave with jean (who's taking the photo; archer dragged him to it)

last row is Enzo Tetreault (jean's friend from police academy who was too dangerous for the rcm who works for la puta madre now) and Björn Dayal (jean's friend from childhood who was, according to jean, "so delusional about becoming rich that he made it happen"). they're at the horse races bc jean likes to go to horse races and bet on horses

other things to note, the little square magnets are from kids' yogurts that jean likes to collect. they're directly based off danonino magnets we had in romania in the earlier 2000s (idk 2010s??) except with elysium countries and a mouse instead of a dinosaur

the codes are phone numbers. archer's is VIE-6612, harry's new house address is CEN-9985 (it was supposed to be 9855 but i fucked up), and Minot's is 4531

oh also the little handwritten note up on the top row bw the kim and harry image and the jean brother + jean kid image is the landlord's number. it reads Hubert Daviau (i think), CEN-1138, Propriétaire.

his list reads Eggs, Detergent, CHEESE, Call Archer, Call Harry, 7PM Harry Mon

oh and the scroll on the right is a wall calendar. something something samaran wall calendar from the outdoor market jean goes to to get his groceries (it's called a piață in romanian but that doesnt translate. it's kinda' like a farmer's market but it happens every day. like an established Thing.)

the kitchen is based off romanian commie apartment kitchens!! apartment blocks outside his window and everything. also his plants on the windowsill bc he has plants, ok. (and the square white space to his right of the stove is um. the washermachine.)

i think this pic takes place after the events of my casefic if i ever get around to it. basically jean's a lot more settled and happier

OH AND his shirt reads "i'm not shy, i just don't fucking like you"

#disco elysium #disco elysium fanart #my art #jean vicquemare #i guess i can tag the others #kim kitsuragi #harry du bois #judit minot #featuring every picture of harrier du fucking bois has some variation of fucked up tie #i went insane on the bgs of the little fridge pics btw #particularly proud of the barely visible ruins of the burnt out quarter's old monarchy palaces in the top left precinct photo #also archer's deadname is estelle #also also the radio in the bg has turkish influences bc ive decided theres ilmaaran influences to literally Everything #ok lemme post this ive spent way too long agonizing over this fr

[rotteneldritchhorror]

My parents are watching the coronation while I’m in the room and I’m here to report back:

It’s just as gaudy and white and crusty as you think it is

#also my mom fully implied he’d die soon anyways #can I say that I wanna commit arson right now? #specifically on a specific building #with specific people inside #or is that treason? #uk politics #england #king charles 3rd #king Charles #coronation #uk #UK news #I guess #politics #monarch #monarchy #monarchism #fuck the monarchy #british royal family #idk what else to tag

[misalpav]

the kohinoor was originally 186 carats of diamond. then the british cut it down to 105.6 carats. if and when the british finally get their shit together and return the kohinoor, please remember they still owe 80.4 carats of diamond <333

#anything to drain the colonizers' coffers #and while we're at it #they also need to return half the stuff in the british museum #kohinoor #desiblr #desi tag #desi tumblr #desi academia #desi things #desi #fuck colonialism #fuck the monarchy #fuck the royals #fuck the british #shri's posts

[thelostgirl21]

That moment you realize that, technically, Radovid is more of "elven blood" than Ciri herself is...

I've also noticed that Radovid would never have been Prince, much less King, if it wasn't for Falka's rebellion.

Since I didn't put all the children's names in the family tree (only those that inherited the throne), basically, what happened is that Radovid III and Vizimir I were brothers, and Radovid III inherited the throne after their father, Radovid II, was lost at sea.

When Radovid III died of meningitis at age 49, his son, Vridank, became King.

King Vridank had a daughter, named Falka, with Beatrix of Kovir, but divorced her when he fell in love with Cerro, and sent her and their daughter back to Kovir.

King Vridank and Cerro then had two sons together:

- Prince Heltmult, and

- Prince Denhard.

They also adopted Riannon, the daughter of Lara Dorren and Cregennan of Lod (Ciri's ancestors).

So, normally, after King Vridank's death, Prince Heltmult or Prince Denhard should have inherited the throne (depending on which one was the eldest).

But Falka murdered her father, Queen Cerro, and the two princes during her rebellion, and caused Riannon to go mad (plus, she was already married to the King of Temeria at the time).

So, the still living uncle of King Vridank, Vizimir I, inherited the throne from his nephew at age 52, and went on to rule until he was 96!

And King Vizimir I is the ruler that Vizimir II and Radovid V both descend from.

Then, there's also the whole story with their father, King Heribert, having chosen to marry a noblewoman against his father's wishes, with the clerk having documented the union as a morganatic marriage.

So technically, had that note on the marriage documents been respected, Prince Vizimir II and Prince Radovid V should never have been allowed to inherit the throne...

But their mother apparently did something to that note to make it look like it was just some scribble on an old dusty document or something...

I don't know if either princes were ever told of it, though.

Could you imagine Radovid finding out, and showing up with the documents proving that his father and mother's morganatic marriage was meant to prevent any child of hers from inheriting anything from their father and going "Sorry! According to this I can't be king! Bye everyone! I'm out!"

#Radovid #Jaskier #Radskier #Ciri #Cirilla of Cintra #Redanian monarchy family tree #With part of Ciri's as well... #Prince Heribert: Imma marry a noblewoman! I don't care what dad says I don't want a political marriage I wanna marry for LOOOVE #(or maybe because she had nice tits! I dunno!) #King Radovid V: Imma marry a viscount! I know he's a man but fuck it! I'm the King I make the rules and I wanna marry for LOOOVE... #(and also he's got really nice tits! You know?) #My Posts #My Stuff #Except for that last gif that I've shamelessly borrowed but it's for a good cause! #Thanks #endiness #(Seriously at some point I think I'll just get on your blog and massively reblog all those sets they're awesome!)

[degreeofdisorder]

as someone who's both a staunch anti monarchist irl and yet is obsessed with fictional modern royalty stories, it is truly one of my greatest pleasures to know that they all end with the same conclusion: monarchies are unsustainable in the modern era and they're bad for everyone involved. and the happiest ending possible is freeing the royals from their shackles. bonus points if they abdicate for love. it's just so good. i eat it up every time.

#yr livenats #and I guess also rwrb related #I never wanted henry to abdicate bc i wanted him and alex to have the worst most obnoxiously expensive and gay royal wedding in the planet #but I think it could have never worked for the type of person that he was #and I always wanted wille to abdicate (but in a way that toppled the swedish government #not just giving it to august) but I didn't really see him doing it bc it felt like the monarchy was too embedded within him #and anyways HE DID IT #FUCK THE MONARCHY #IN ALL THE POSSIBLE INTERPRETATIONS OF IT #yr s3 spoilers #young royals spoilers

[llitchilitchi]

quick sketch of a dream-quackity confrontation from way later in monarchy restoration’s canon, I’ve been rotating these two in my brain for days now

#sketchbook #dsmp #dsmp fanart #dream fanart #c!dream fanart #c!quackity #quackity fanart #dreblr #monarchy restoration au #this is from wayyyy later in the tribunal #also fuck it #un-moderns your dsmp

[beanghostprincess]

Do you think Ace would put photos of him holding Luffy like a lasso on his tinder profile

Yes. And I also think Ace would put photos of him doing the stupidest things on his Tinder profile. And also lots of nudes and gym bro style types of pictures. He's a fucking loser. I don't even like men and I don't even use Tinder but if I ever saw him there I would instantly think he's a fucking idiot. Which he is. Wouldn't date him even if I liked men (basing this on his Tinder profile only). He's obsessed with making thirst traps and looking hot and somehow it works for him because he has the biggest transmasc and older brother rizz ever. That doesn't make him any less of an idiot though.

#i think sabo would have the best tinder profile but he doesn't even need it anyway #but also i think sabo is too picky to be on tinder #like his first questions would be about politics #sabo on his first date: aw you look gorgeous. also. what are your views on slavery and do you think the monarchy should be abolished #but then again why would he need a tinder profile he already has a girlfriend thank you #ace on the other hand is just there to fuck people so #and he's extremely hot so he'd have the best time of his life there #that doesn't make him any less of a loser though #one piece #portgas d. ace #asl brothers

[fairyhaos]

the idea of teacher!seokmin being a bright and down-to-earth lovely bumbling teacher at a modest state school is cool and all but i just think the idea of teacher!seokmin somehow managing to land himself at a fancy-as-fuck private school with no idea how he did it is funny as hell

#yena talks #also so on brand for him to be all shy and humble about it #“oh it's nothing....” BABE YOU GET THE FUCKING MONARCH VISITING ON SPECIAL OCCASIONS WTF DO YOU MEAN #im british fyi so. apologies to countries w no monarchy #dokyeom.svt #svt #dokyeom

[lemonsrosesandlavender]

you know I think that King Charles portrait would really fucking work if… it was literally anyone else.

#he is not fucking cool enough for that shit #also WHY ARE WE STILL A MONARCHY #take all their shit back and open old Bucky P up to the public #thank u for coming to my ted talk