#and I was like oh shit that was today??

[bemorekleinman]

you haven’t experienced heartbreak until all your friends go to barbenheimer without you

#/lh because I couldn’t have gone with them today anyways #but like damn ouch 😭 #didn’t even find out they were doing it today until my bf texted me his review of the movies #and I was like oh shit that was today?? #top ten most tragic anime moments in history #lol anyways #I might just go see it with my dad if I can’t find anyone that hasn’t seen it or won’t go see it again with me #rambles from katie

[that-one-weird-cloud0]

Danny: *just chilling on the couch while being very still™️ at the Wayne Manor*

Clark: *comes to visit*

Clark: hey Bruce?

Bruce: yes?

Clark: why is there a dead child in your living room?

Bruce: what 0-0

Danny: oh shit

Danny: *starts up heartbeat* better?

Clark: *even more freaked out*

#someone commented this on another post #and omg I love #just imagine Danny hearing this and immediately panicking #like oh shit forgot to start my heart this morning #shit am I breathing today? #why did they have to notice it takes energy to do living things :( #Batfam: Danny are you alright? #Danny: yup! #Clark: no no he was dead he didn’t have a heartbeat for like 20 minutes since I’ve been here #Danny: don’t fucking blow my cover Boy Scout #Batfam: Danny are your dead? 🥺 #Danny: yes—Wait no that’s not I’m not a ghost #Batfam: wut #dp x dc #dc x dp #dpxdc #danny phantom #dcxdp #danny fenton #dp x dc crossover #dp x dc prompt #batfam #dc x dp prompt

[momentomori24]

THEY ARE SO INSUFFERABLE AND HORRIFIC AND AWFUL BUT SO AMAZING AND DORKY AND THIS PART IS SO UNFAIRLY FUNNY AND CUTE AND WHOLESOME-- PLEASE, PLEASE HAVE MORE SCREENTIME IN S2. PLEASE LET THEM TAKE OVER THE SHOW. I KNOW THEY'RE HORRIBLE PEOPLE BUT I NEED MORE OF THE VEES.

And the most important scene of them all (to me):

First of all, how is Vox doing that. Second, you just know that these two douchebags are going to bang so hard with Alastor getting his ass kicked replaying in the background after this. I hate them so much.

#hazbin hotel #hazbin hotel vox #hazbin hotel valentino #hazbin hotel velvette #hazbin hotel vees #voxval #staticmoth #all their scenes in this episode were so freaking good holy shit #all their scenes in show are great actually #like-- oh my god #they are so much fun to have around #vox was literally me the entire time (minus the alastor hating) #and their evil little happy celebrating at the end was so cute it's unreal #i wanted the vees to sing together at some point and i'm so happy it was delivered vox and val sound fantastic together #and that sneaky staticmoth kiss at the end YES YES YES YEEESS #i love everyone in this show (except adam) but the vees are just built different #with adam dead can they please appear more? please? i need more of these disgusting assholes committing disgusting crimes and gay wrongs #''the future of hell belongs to the vees'' is a sentiment i can and will get behind please take over #i just finished the season finale and it gave me the dopamine rush i really needed today i'm so happy AAHHHHHH #i can't stop rewatching this scene someone please help me i can't escape their clutches i've been here for hours please #ok i'm clogging these tags so i'm stopping here but AAGHHHBKFGXGGGBB #anyways good night

[repmet]

@rwrbmovie & @rwrbsource’s rwrbweek: Day 5 | Fashion

Alex's leather jacket

#red white and royal blue #alex claremont diaz #henry fox mountchristen windsor #henry hanover stuart fox #taylor zakhar perez #nicholas galitzine #rwrbedit #rwrb movie #rwrbsource #rwrbweek #i almost didn't do one for today #but then i was getting clips for another and i was like oh shit #that jacket #also haven't done a gifset like this in ages #with the combined ones #hope it looks okay sdfjkl

[notahorseindisguise]

I'm so sorry you're hurting yourself like this. You're clearly an autistic young woman. I hope you get the help you need ❤️

thank you so much!! i really needed this encouragement. it means so much to hear you call me a woman, especially since im a cisgender male.

i will get the help i need! ill look into hormone replacement therapy and become the beautiful autistic young woman you see inside me!!

#corntent #i cant. i cant breathe oh my gosh #this is so funny #a terf found my acct ig #and im assuming they saw my face from the video i posted earlier today with my really fluffy hair?? #and ig they assumed i was afab and a trans guy #holy shit im gonna cry #this is such a major compliment ?!?!?! #i cant even tell what ur trying to say #so you think. i dont. pass. as a guy? #im too feminine to be a guy so i must be a transguy says the terf #also #i did in fact interact with a terf earlier today #only one #i liked one of their posts (by accident. i only realised i liked it looking at the acct who i think sent me this) #and im sure its them. theres nobody else it could be #idk why im not naming and shaming. @terven i know this was you #open your asks or your dms or something i want. i wanna know what u was thinking here LKJDSAFAS

[musubiki]

perfectly squeezable

#the cat witchs guild #the misc adventures of mochi and lime #tcwg #tmaomal #mochi #lime #limochi #fluff #art #ocs #original #there. he is fed #i imagined this to be a moment of like #mochi: oh work was tiring today? do you need a hug? #and when she hugs him he pulls this shit #hes so happy #so squishable #soft #and when she starts getting flustered his response is (what? they were right there how am i not supposed to--) #face by the boob. hands grabbing thigh. bliss #is this the seduction tactics?

[carnivalcarriondiscarded]

i am asleep much in the way that Wally is asleep. that is to say, I Am Not Sleeping

#gave it my best shot for a minute there #really made an effort. its Not Working #see this is what happens when your sleep schedule is Fucked and you usually go to bed when the sun comes up #on a normal night id be jammin to tunes. scribbling with reckless abandon #tonight however i am at Someone Elses place so i need to be Quiet #i need to Sleep i am Driving tomorrow #brain wont cooperate tho. brains a bitch. id like to be unconchus #OH SHIT OH!!! I DO HAVE A JOKE I CAN MAKE BARNABY USE!!! #I HAVE A COUPLE OF OCEAN BASED ONES! FUCK! #sorry train of thought took a detour #im tired. today was mostly very good. had lots of Fun <3 #experienced something new! several somethings!! #and now im lamenting my wide-awakeness in a dark room #my hunting gathering badass self is Bored as Hell #and so: wally scribble of him sharing my woes #scribble salad #not gonna tag it as anything else

[phatcatphergus]

If I see anyone, and I mean anyone, talk shit about tubbos rp abilities or spam -rp in his chat after he immediately dropped everything after seeing dapper downed in chat and then spending literal hours lookin for him even when other people weren’t really caring to look I will commit unspeakable acts that you can’t even envision with the human mind

#the rp shown by tubbo today was *chefs kiss* beautiful #just the small shit too like him constantly going back to his cghsinsaw before taking his hands off of it or telling sunny to let him die #ESPECIALLY after tubbo told Phil that a mind controlled man who shot children kidnapped a kid and Phil was like “oh okay idc #I’m genuinely so over this -rp point shit #it was funny in the beginning but now it’s just chat being assholes even after tubbo said to stop #I could rant about this for a while so I’ll stop here #tubbo #qsmp #qsmp tubbo

[kelenia]

Shen Yuan sleeptalks, it changes things

#sqq barging into yqy house later that day: YOU WONT BELIEVE WHO SHOWED UP TODAY #YQY like Oh can we finally talk- SQQ: no shut up I still hate you ANYWAY LUO BINGHE IS IN MY PEAK yqy: NO SHIT?! #scum villian self saving system #svsss #shen yuan #shen qingqiu #luo binghe #my art #Shen brothers

[houseswife]

house’s cane is grotesquely underutilised sexual style in fanfics considering that 1) it’s a long phallic object that he is constantly handling and 2) he straight up joked about fucking wilson with it that one time

#I mean that’s not even my thing personally but like cmon #sick of fanfics where house’s disability is magically healed/not mentioned/ignored to an unrealistic extent #it’s not about what you can do for the infarction so much as what it can do for YOU #it makes me wonder if we all watched the same show #I watched house slam a man against the wall and hold him there by the cane to his throat and I was never the same #house md #hilson #house/wilson #gregory house #james wilson #greg house #hatecrimes md #hornyposting #oh also don’t forget the time wilson grabbed it in that deleted scene as a power move. insanity #I was at the national portrait gallery today and I saw a painting of a king w/ his sceptor and I had a Realization #idc if it’s cringe... a big stick is simply an evolved packer. that shit is HOT

[greasydumbfuck]

i like thinking about how all the versions of frank i know are so gentle with civilians in a certain way. its always "it was my pleasure", "youre safe im not going to hurt you" and "just stay still youre fine" while hes defusing an actual bomb. its always we cant shoot at the strip club because the workers are going to get injured and we cant have that above most else. the punisher is big and scary and kills people without a second thought but if you didnt ask to be there and are just a regular guy wrapped up in situations way beyond you he is also so gentle and its driving me insane

#marvel #frank castle #the punisher #i had a day of going insane today over him btw #i spent like an hour laying in bed with my giant teddy bear just yearning #AND YK WHAT when he doesnt let people tag along its not just because hes an edgy asshole and theyll bother him #but also bc if they tag along theyre just more likely to get hurt!! and thats like the thing hes doing his best to avoid!!! #man cant blow up a ship because a whole TWO innocents are on board so this is a rescue mission now above most else #idk. i like it. hes an antihero cuz he kill people sure but dont come at me with some fucking 'oh he doesnt care to save people' shit #cuz he does even if he may not admit it verbally

[wavesoutbeingtossed]

not to parasocialize on main, but seeing the talk about Jake (and John) on @maryoliveoil's blog reminded me that for all the accusations that Taylor polices her friends' social circles, many of them are still friends (or friendly) with people she has absolutely cut out from her life for hurting her (e.g. Jake, John, Karlie, etc.), yet it seems like everyone who is tight with her dropped Joe like a bad habit in the blink of an eye and makes me a little 😵‍💫 again about what's coming up on TTPD

#like as far as I remember the haim sisters and ed are all still friends with john fucking mayer #and ryan was friendly with Jake for a little while at least #and they're all part of her inner circle #so she clearly doesn't engage in friend monitoring or whatever the antis accuse her of #but the mass unfollowing last year was... something 😳 #oh shit that just unlodged another thought I had earlier today #sorry if it was uncool to tag you jaycee!

[soupy-sez]

DON'T BE A MENACE TO SOUTH CENTRAL WHILE DRINKING YOUR JUICE IN THE HOOD (1996) dir. Paris Barclay

#don't be a menace to south central while drinking your juice in the hood #movies #my gifs #gifs #gifset #soupy's #moviegifs #filmgifs #filmedit #filmdaily #fyeahmovies #cinematv #cinemapix #junkfooddaily #90s #1990s #didn't have to watch this crusty with audio that gets more and more desynced with every passing second. shit turned into lipreading session #but for the entire time it was on Tubi I was like nahhhh. and then it hit me today like wait this might be entertaining oh bye #I just wasn't feeling parodies! for several weeks! #they pulled the same thing on me with miami vice I could not commit to that show for shit #I might be personally responsible for its removal I apologize they got tired of my bull #I was exaggerating ngl the audio fixed itself eventually... #idk whats going on with his wrist in the 4th gif I cant fix it feel free to reject this one guys

[autism-calzone]

🎶Chicken man (chicken man) Chicken man (chicken man) La-la la la-la la la la-la la🎶

#today on uh oh my type's showing FKGBDFK/ #i MISS HIMMMMMM ohhhh feel like pure shit just want him back/ #ok ko #lord boxman #...kaio's here too but not enough for the tag lel/ #i am 100% gonna draw my blorbos interacting btw. like come ON boxman would so run peppibot factory with an iRON TALON/ #ALSO PV......... i have not forgotten his husband- i'll prolly draw him tomorrow <3/

[lucky-clover-gazette]

i honestly love the fact that i have just been following two people very invested in dnf for like a year, either bc of a misclick or other mutual fandom, because i have so little knowledge about what is and is not real with those two. i have never played or watched a mindcraft in my life, however i can acknowledge insane homoeroticism when i see it, and those two are either ridiculously committed to a bit or ridiculously committed to each other, and to the like fifteen people who still seem to care post-face reveal (which i always thought was awful by the way, like people were dicks about it) it doesn’t really matter

#i’ve never been a rpf girlie and most of the time it’s pretty delusional and weird to me #but from what i’ve seen those two invite it #and the amount of Events that happen that i just see mutuals losing their shit about #is so funny #like oh what’s going on with these two men today oh they kissed with tongue at a pride parade? interesting #the tall one wrote snd publicly performed poetry about the twink? sure #they both seem insufferable to everyone except each other and you know what i respect it #tagging it #dnf #bc what fandom doesn’t want to see a bewildered mini essay about them

[ledzeppelinmixtape]

wish house was a real doctor so i could be his mystery insomniac patient and after giving me horse tranquilizers and still not falling asleep he just hits me in the head with his cane and im out like a light

#house md #i was supposed yo be asleep 2 hrs ago cause i planned to get up very early to study but LMAO NO #as soon as i shut my eyes my chest felt like it was being ripped to shreds from anxiety. i love i love it i love it (←says guy who hates it #anyways. i got mad i cried i googled some things frantically and now im in an acceptance phase of 'it is what it is' ¯⁠\⁠_⁠(⁠ツ⁠)⁠_⁠/⁠¯ #i think the thing that makes me the most frustrated is that. i slept like shit last night. like 4hrs maybe!!!! total!!! and so by the time #i started studying today around 6:30 i was eepy. and then by 7:15 my eyes were sooo heavy so i decided to take a 15 min power nap #and i was DREAMING within minutes. i fell asleep that quick. such a deep sleep that my alarm scared me awake #but ofc when im like oh teehee ill go to bet hella early and wake up hella early my brain is like ? no. #if youre still reading. idk im kissing you on the mouth or something. thanks for being here 🫶 #gonna start tagging these posts as #insomnia chronicles