These days it is freezing at my second home...
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I WANTED TO GO 🚶♂️ AS G1 MICHIGAN 🇽🇰 FOR HALLOWEEN 🎃 BUT APPARENTLY OWNING AN 80 TONNE DEATH MACHINE 🤖 ARMED WITH CITY-LEVELING🏢🌇🌆 ARMAMENTS🗡🔪🏹 ISNT CHILL 🥶😎🤘🌶💯🔥 WITH THE US. GOV 🇺🇸🦅WHEN ITS OPERATED 👷♂️BY A CIVILIAN
SO MUCH FOR THE LAND OF THE FREE 🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🗽🗽🗽🗽
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The struggles of being the friend who can speak french and gets eternally tortured by the aggressively american one
@spamtongreal1
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@warringwarrioridiot I made a list and a doodle lol
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Managers at my corporate office job: Why is morale so low in the office??? Why is everyone so sad???
Also managers at my corporate office job: I know what will fix this…. Another company potluck!
EVERYONE IS EXISTENTIALLY EXHAUSTED!!!! No one can afford to live!!! We went through a collective trauma as a society that no one actually processed and we just keep going on trying to pretend nothing happened!!!! People are working more than ever for less money than ever!!! Corporations are killing us!!! We are staring down the barrel of climate disaster!!!! We are organisms not meant to live so disconnected from one another and from the earth!!! We aren’t meant to live like this!!!! A fucking potluck isn’t gonna fix people’s deep, spiritual wounds!!! Shut the fuck up!!!
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richard is so american. why everytime he's thirsty he's getting a coke ?
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things in america that would send someone who’s not from here into cardiac arrest:
monster jam
ok bye
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Patryk but he's basically my dad lol🐊🤼🦅🦅🇺🇸😼👨👨👦
(Feel free to make fanart?? Is that cocky I'm sorry)
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roadtrip pitstop outside an old vermont general store... not spooky at all:D hopefully nothing bad happens...
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