#also yes this IS the work bathroom

[soldier-poet-king]

Okay but consider I was killing it before I RIPPED my pocket seam at work

#franposting #i mean YES my hair is bad today and i look tired and i didnt bother putting in fun earrings #bc i was so sleepy and running late as it was #and no lipstick still bc masks and covid #ridiculous red wine lips i miss u #BUT ALSO this shirt fucks #slutty pirate? vampire? rakish Romantic? idk u tell me #i dont own leather pants BUT IF I DID #also yes this IS the work bathroom #i am beyond caring about cringe bathroom selfies #it is what it is i am what i am #yes my face is as round as an animal crossing lil guy #and my body shape is just. rectangle with soft edges #alas. my heeled boots at least make me look taller in the legs

[quickhacked]

pov you're vitali and you're in college and the guy (pictured above) (his name is nick) who keeps switching between being your bf and a pain in the ass wants to see your boobs (you say no and he blocks you for three days)

taglist (opt in/out): @shellibisshe, @florbelles, @ncytiri, @hibernationsuit, @stars-of-the-heart, @vvanessaives, @katsigian, @radioactiveshitstorm, @estevnys, @adelaidedrubman, @celticwoman, @rindemption, @carlosoliveiraa, @noirapocalypto, @dickytwister, @dameaylin, @killerspinal, @euryalex, @ri-a-rose, @velocitic, @thedeadthree

#cp2077 #cyberpunk 2077 #art #art:nick #nuclearocs #nuclearart #yes he's got makeup brushes in his bathroom yes he will buy you pads and respect your pronouns but he is still a CUNT!!!!!!!!!! #i would let him hit a few times but it stops there. i would not let him ruin my life for four consecutive years like vitali did #anyway hi sorry for making art of minor characters in the bigger picture of things do you still love me #i'm just so fascinated by him and his cringe fail loserboy vibes he's so. ough. and also uh btw if you even care #he kinda looks a little bit like mikhail and would have similar mannerisms and similar humor as well. sorry #basically a mikhail replacement for vitali. which is part of why it doesn't work out for vitali and nick xxx

[cheeseburgersinparadise]

🐝BEE SHIRT 🐝BEE SHIRT🐝 BEE SHIRT 🐝

#I LOVE IT I LOOK SO CUTE AND BISEXUAL #also yes I did take these in the bathroom at work #personal chub

[stellacendia]

I'm definitely only thinking about this cause I'm a custodian but who cleans the Watchtower?? Cause I can't imagine anyone on the Justice League voluntarily cleaning a bathroom except Clark and maybe Diana. In Justice League Unlimited the Watchtower has a support staff of hundreds and presumably there's a team of custodians in that crew somewhere, but what about universes where they don't have support staff?

Do they have a rotating schedule where they divide up duties and take it in turns? How often is this done? How thorough are they? Cause thoroughly cleaning a structure that large would take a lot of time and they're all very busy people living double lives. How is waste collected and removed from the Tower? I'm assuming cleaning supplies and related equipment would be acquired in a similar way to any other equipment they use.

Can you imagine the League having meetings where they're like "okay we have to get better at taking out our trash cause the can in the kitchen is always overflowing" and arguing over whose turn it is to sweep the floors this week? Bruce will ask Alfred for advice on the most efficient way to clean a bathroom and will do it out of necessity but dread when his turn comes up. Clark is the best of all them at completing his duties and he doesn't even cheat using super speed. All of them at some point will put all of the Tower's garbage into one trash bag because they can lift it no matter how heavy it is and then the bag will tear and spill everywhere because the heroes might be very strong but these bags sure aren't. Several of them will forget which cleaner is used for which task and make that task harder for the next person to do it cause the chemical the first person used made the surface much dirtier than it normally would be. Do they assume they have to mop the floors by hand or do they know there are machines that will scrub the floor sooo much faster and also suck up all the water? Do they use a regular broom for sweeping or save themselves a ton of time and use a nice wide dust mop?

I'm going with no carpet cause satellite in space so no vacuuming needed but I do have several Thoughts on how that could go wrong too. The cord not being long enough or getting in the way. Several team members not realizing it's a model that uses bags and that those need to be replaced when they get full. So much hair getting wrapped around the beater bar. Several people not realizing there's a detachable crevice tool to get in smaller spaces. Several people clogging it by sucking up things that are too big. If they have a cordless battery powered model they forget to charge the batteries. All in all it's better to not burden them with a vacuum let's just say all the floors can be swept and mopped.

Now I kinda want a fic where they try doing it all themselves and after a few months they're like "this is not working" and then they decide they need support staff. Online job postings for "Watchtower Custodian Urgently Needed, Some Experience Required." World's weirdest job interview. Having your background check done by fucking Batman

#stella speaks #apparently i had more thoughts about this than i realized lol. started typing headcanons and they just kept coming #also yes the chemical making the surface dirtier is a thing that has happened to me multiple times #due to a coworker not knowing the right cleaner to use #which is very annoying #and yes the trash bag thing has (almost) happened a couple of times #where *i* can handle the weight of the trash but the bag is too thin and cannot #luckily i've never broken one so thoroughly it spilled everywhere but it's something i gotta watch out for #i have so many questions about how the watchtower works and very few of them are hero related lol #like- i assume they have bathrooms and probably at least a small kitchen. how does their plumbing work? #justice league #dcu

[felidaefatigue]

hiding in the combination genderneutralhandibathroom

#work has many bathrooms this ones the catch all shitter dw abt someone needing it #its for the memes not serious #but i am also cramping up a storm so yes i am staying in here longer than strictly necessary

[dinosaurcharcuterie]

I just realized I don't want gender neutral bathrooms and changing rooms just for gender reasons. I don't even want them just for practicality reasons, or just for economic reasons.

I want gender neutral hygiene spaces because, in my experience*, women who are bursting to get out of a sports bra and/or pee are wont to say unkind things and excuse it as "between us girls", and men do not wash properly if they think the bro code protects them.

#gender equality #equal rights #diversity #trans rights are human rights #chronic pain #chronic illness #*a shocking number of venues think having one bathroom per gender operational in an entire massive building is good enough #even if all the elevators are broken #this includes my own employer #and the one before that #on the upside #I've checked in five european countries #very very few people continue making a fuss about you being in the wrong bathroom if you say “I need to PEEEEEE” and keep walking #we're all human #we all get the urgency of the moment #including that one bathroom attendant in Amsterdam Main Station #thank you for not making me pee myself in public sir #yes I noticed the men's stalls were also all occupied #I've learned to work around such things on days my mobility is limited but thank you for your concern #that being said #transphobes have a lot of stuff they're weird about #them insisting we should strive to limit our options to piss-scented cave or grotto walls literally smeared with blood is just extra yikes #I don't care what silly fairy tales the cishets have dreamt up about you #you are in public and what you're doing is nasty #wipe your ass #think before you speak #meanwhile every unisex bathroom I've ever been to has been a haven of cleanliness and peace #every unisex changing room has been an oasis of pleasant conversation with a 70% reduction in noxious deodorant clouds #gender was invented by big bathroom to sell more bathrooms #and it made bathrooms worse for everyone

[simgerale]

me when i don’t see a simgerale post 😔 IMY but i know ur busy <3

anna!!!! </3 i miss you too!! life is rolling along and i find that adulting requires more of my time than ever )^: that said, i’ll be near my pc for two weeks so maybe i’ll do some sim things?? we will see 💛💛

#ask #sublimesims #trying to have other hobbies is hard #i started reading and then promptly got overwhelmed by how it would take my time when I need to help cook and clean and adult #back in the day I would sim all day and my parents would make dinner and I’d just be chilling #now I’m like wait I am in charge of making sure I am fed now lol #sounds so silly and childish but it’s something my brain is trying to balance #with work and also doing laundry and also planning a wedding #btw we landed on a venue ! it’s just a family friend’s place #but the field didn’t work out so this should be nice #it has bathrooms and power so it’s already an upgrade lol #and my mom hired a photographer #and we’re looking into someone for catering rn #and I’ve got two wedding showers to go to already in august and September that people are kindly throwing for us #and this is just wedding stuff! we’ve also got to pack and move at the beginning of July #not looking forward to that #to moving yes to packing no #while I’m home these two weeks I’m going to be trying to pack and donate what I can #and I’m dog sitting / house sitting this week as well #(hoping a little pocket cash can help with wedding stuff lol) #and we have to figure out where we want to go for our honeymoon #we’re thinking italy because Japan is actually very pricey to visit in the winter #who knew #and also I’m like the state of the world could be in disarray for all we know #i've rambled far too long!!! sorry guys!! love you all

[shishiikura]

I’m tired of pretending the 2014 tumblr grunge look isn’t totally hot because it is

#liv rants #sometimes I go into the drab beige bathroom at work and look AMAZING for no reason #also yes this look would work better with denim shorts but I can’t wear shorts to work so diy skirt it is

[genreawareness]

my roommate’s in the bathroom so i cant brush my teeth and go to bed. time to soapbox on tumblr. very very curious what it would take to make living in a suburb emotionally sustainable for me because the genuine comedic overwhelming joy at coming home is actually crazy.

#from the desk #literally have been jumping around happystimming like its THAT insane out here #however. #get out of the bathroom pleaseeeee i dont want to be eepy tomorrow. okay? im trying to be good and go to bed on time!! #ANYWAY. #i think like. hm. okay. in a hypothetical future where i am married with kids WOULD that be enough to make suburbia survivable? #does it work fine if i just have a car and a license and can get to people easily? #i am never ever ever going to be capable of living in my hometown its too spread out #hm. i dont know. #i think the concept of a community space is apparently genuinely really critical for me #is what i love about living in this specific apartment that its kind of the community space? #i mean certainly yes but could i go without it. what WILL i do with my one wild and precious life #im sure i could? it’s difficult to say any of this for sure bc its almost 1 (LEAVE. PLEASE.) and im just saying shit but man #craaaaazy how much better i feel #not the community space the living in it. #i still feel like zooming around but also im tiiiired i wanna go to beeeeed

[killbaned]

immensely funny the switch had the added bonus of, as mentioned 'i'm depressed because i'm too sick to be able to sit up and play video games but with this i can lay down and not be dizzy and as fatigued and play video games and feel like i'm doing more than just watching tv' but this afternoon has had me in the bathroom so much i. have barely used the switch.

#this is genuinely funny i think #'reese it says you're online' yes i am t posing at tom nook while afk #i walked in to speak to him and went to the bathroom and my little avatar guy is just staring him down silently the whole time #also i'm js after my phone fell out of my pocket and into the work toilet #i am NOT bringing the switch the bathroom!

[quietwingsinthesky]

the first time they hear about rose is when the doctor is trying to calm them down while they're panicking (which they do. often. and then pick themselves up once they're done and immediately start getting excited about things people take for granted. like pigeons. and free-flowing water. and sneezing.), and he starts telling them about rose because. well. rose was like that to him, wasn't she? a fantastic person found unexpectedly that made his life so much brighter. and 11089 (new name pending per the doctor's prompting) hears about this woman who was the embodiment of these joyous, beautiful things they have never gotten to touch before. and this was really never going to end any other way.

#u need to imagine them staring sort of awestruck as the doctor talks about rose and him going to get milk at the store like they mention #doing in s1. #because he says it with so much love. and it's a life they've never even imagined having that sounds so! #and rose at the center of it. rose as the embodiment of humanity. rose as the woman the doctor loves. rose as a box of hair bleach they fin #forgotten in a bathroom in the TARDIS and have to spend weeks working up to ask if they can use. (the doctor says no.) (the doctor spends a #long while thinkin about the way their face fell and their fingers clenched around the box and how they still haven't picked out a new name #(the doctor resists.) (the doctor holds onto a box longer than he should.) (and then the doctor says yes.) #(he also assumes they'll be fine doing this without researching it first. they end up with orange hair.) (but they like it.) #dw oc

[orcelito]

Feeling some buyers remorse for buying 2 shelves yesterday online. But it's getting eclipsed by the excitement of thinking about where I'm gonna put them and rearranging my apartment a little bit

Is this what it's like to be an adult? Lol

#speculation nation #work sucked today but in brighter moments ive just been buzzing in excitement about furniture #i bought some storage shelves and then a bookshelf #im gonna put the storage shelves at the far side of my living room & put as many of my boxes as i can fit on it #removing Box Island from the center of my living room lol #i wanna also sort thru the boxes to figure out what things would be considered permanent storage (archival things) #which would be priority placed on the storage shelves #and then figure out what boxes i would potentially want to unpack in the coming months. to keep in easier to access locations. #yes ive been living here for 2+ years and yes ive only got like half my shit unpacked. such is life. #for my new bookshelf i wanna do a little more rearranging #the cats' fancy litter box is in the little hallway leading into the bathroom #placed there bc it was the easiest to access outlet for the self cleaning litter box #but it's chunky and gets in the way and with the non clumping litter those things are like fucking legos on the floor #crunch crunch crunch under my slippers. id like the litter box more out of the way. #so im gonna put it in the cat area of the living room. rearranging some stuff over there to make it fit. #and then where it is rn in the hallway. im gonna put my new bookshelf. #i dont know what books im gonna put on it yet. probably my less personal books. probably no manga. #im supposed to get a bookshelf from my dad sometime that's bigger than both my current and my new bookshelf #and im gonna put it in my room. clear the space behind my TV. and Theres where i wanna put out all my manga thats been in storage #idk. shelves!!! potential!!!! its all so exciting. #nothing like new furniture to make me feel like im gonna try to get my life back in order. #and Honestly having the living room suddenly so much cleaner has been... nice. #im gonna work on cleaning my room soon. it is Long overdue.

[aidenwaites]

Anyway uhhh the closest thing that will ever exist to a will west doll dhdhDHDH

#yes i took this in my bathroom and yes he's squeezed into barbie clothing. any questions dhdhDHDH #i mainly changed his eye color/slightly altered his eye shape #i also washed off the original lip paint and tried to redo it but it was too bright #but when i washed THAT off it left a stain that conveniently looks better dhdDHD #also i cut his a hair a little! #i wish his face was a little softer around the jaw but it's not like there's a lot of ken dolls with like. longer or even rooted hair #with a similar nose. and the chin dimples. so you work with whats there fbdDNS #OH his eyebrows!! i redid those too :)

[andromedeas]

— SAGE VALENCIA, lead vocalist of KIN/DREAD [x]

and i'm still full of the love you want

#infamous if #infamous oc #oc: sage valencia #the amount of time i spent on BGs/rooms in sims only to have like. barely anything in frame <3 #yes i made the green room and sort of the rehearsal space kinda and also the bathroom from the demo that isnt even in here #sage is the loml but also shes constantly being clowned on by the universe #like w retrying the filter and getting yet another seven-related result while waiting for bus assignments/interviews #yes shes glancing over at him shes annoyed but its good for the sleeper sage/seven shippers they're thriving #also i have no idea what her view/follower count would be im just guessing off band monthly listeners pre botb #yes shes in love w seven still. yes shes romancing everyone. she wasnt going to but she had other ideas #at least her playlist is thriving at 250+ songs #was going to add facts but i HAVE misplaced the list i was working on & im not going thru all my tabs. also yes thats an LiS ref in her bio

[that-was-anticlimactic]

actually, no. you know what? i am so sick of this “marinette is just a friend” bs. okay. cool. adrien said she was just a friend a few times. whatever. it’s not that big of a deal and everyone in the mlb fandom like. hyperfixates on that??? idc if it’s a “just a joke” because it’s utterly ridiculous at this point. i have literally seen people go on heated rants about how stupid or clueless adrien was during the umbrella scene because he called mari just a friend. are you kidding me??? y’all are really going to take away that moment for him? he just made like his first ever friend in nino and when he called her a friend, he looked so excited because this boy has only ever had one friend before. of course he’s going to call mari just a friend because he just met her and the only time she’s actually spoken to him outside of the suit at this point is to yell at him like... y’all...

and this is not me hating on mari because i love her so so so much. i just hate how passionate and heated fans get about this. i mean... y’all... adrien didn’t even think mari liked him??? like, in puppeteer two, he is literally upset because he came to the conclusion that mari hates him. also, of course he’s not like in love with or crushing on her when she’s barely spoken actual sentences to him! again, not me hating on mari and her nerves because like i get it, it’s hard. and also this is like adrien’s first time interacting with people as peers, so 1. of course romance is not his main priority 2. he doesn’t understand social cues or situations very well At All which is made abundantly clear in the show 3. i don’t... i don’t think adrien knows what affection is??? i mean, he’s definitely learned some over the course of the show, but he’s used to a neglectful / abusive father, his stoic assistant, his bodyguard who doesn’t really talk like at all, chloé being chloé, and hoards of fans declaring that they’re in love with him, hanging all over him, acting like he’s a shiny thing rather than a person, etc... so like. how is adrien supposed to actually comprehend that mari likes him???

and okay no my last point: so so so sick of the double standard. i have seen countless people rant and rave and scream and shout about how stupid adrien is for not returning mari’s feelings or knowing he has a crush on her and then these same people will turn around and berate chat noir and say things like “gosh ladybug isn’t obligated to return his feelings:/” like... hELLO??? why is ladybug not obligated while adrien is??? it’s ridiculous and disgusting and i’m so so so tired of “just a friend” jokes on tumblr, in art, in fics, in youtube compilations... like... can’t we be normal about this? and i don’t mean normal as in “casually enjoy” i mean normal as in can we stop being so aggressive and harsh and hostile towards literal fourteen year olds my God they’re children they’re allowed to make mistakes and mess up and my God the way y’all talk about lila is disgusting, too like i hate her but i don’t want her tortured and killed??? and the way people characterize the classmates as physically and verbally assaulting mari because of lila??? like... my God they would never??? they would all honestly side with mari chameleon is a bad episode and is poorly written and everyone is out of character please use your critical thinking skills and understand that chat noir is not harassing ladybug anymore than mari may be harassing adrien (aka they are not harassing each other at all my God) and stop insulting and demonizing fourteen year olds so your otp can get together thanks

#i have. feelings. #sorry y'all #this may be harsh but i am so beyond sick of it #i've been going through the classmates tag on ao3 and filtered out all the s.alt fics for all the characters and the majority of the fics #i'm seeing are aggressive lila takedown fics or like unproperly tagged s.alt fics #where the classmates are still rude and aggressive and bully mari when even lila doesn't really bully mari that badly??? like yes it is #awful that she tried to get her expelled and lied a bit about her but lila has never been physical nor tried to kill mari and nor would any #of the classmates actually turn against her like. they may disagree with her or think she may be acting on her crush and yes lila did #threaten mari in the bathroom but like... what has she done since then? try to get her expelled and then... nothing. like. this is Not me #saying not to take bullying seriously but people take it to the extreme with lila and how she treats mari in fics and i am so so so sick of #it!!! i just want to read mlb classmate fics where they're all silly and being teenagers without mari being unreasonably and uncanonically #bullied and without the tags 'alya/adrien/classmate redemption' HELLO??? WHY DO THEY NEED TO BE REDEEMED??? THEY AREN'T VILLAINS??? THEY ARE #FOURTEEN??? as a rule of thumb i refuse to read fics with those tags like sorry but if you tag fics like that then you obviously don't know #the characters. i'm sorry if this sounds mean or harsh it's just exhausting trying to find fun or sweet or found family mlb fics because so #many of them are so negative and ooc and involve like extreme hatred towards fourteen year old fictional children... like... how do we not #see the problem with that??? like... am i overreacting??? please someone tell me they agree with me!!! i've been working on this really #stressful assignment that determines whether i graduate my future career and also costs three hundred dollars to take so i've been really #stressed and every time i try and take an mb fic break i end up more stressed because the fandom is so cruel to children ahhhhhhhh #okay i am. done. maybe i'll delete this later... i just need to see if someone agrees with me because i am. :))) on the verge of losing it #lol #mlb

[canichangemyblogname]

The gender dysphoria questions they ask you can be so silly. They ask me about my dreams and if I'm comfortable seeing the "F" marker on my passport. And - like - I don't remember my dreams, and my passport is in a safe in my crawlspace? They're asking if I'm uncomfortable or if I hesitate when marking my sex/gender on "official" forms or documents at any point in the last year. I have not had to do any such thing in the last year.

"Over the last year, have you acted and/or dressed as a member of the opposite gender in social gatherings or in private?"

And my brain immediately goes to: "define acted and/or dressed." Like. I can hardly count a t-shirt and jeans as "dressing like a man" or "dressing like a woman." Most of what I own would be classified as "unisex" (gender neutral). And what does it mean to "act like a man"? Are you asking if I chop wood in the forest at night??? What are you getting at here???

Like. I try, I guess? It doesn't work. It's not like writing emails and wearing a polo are explicitly "male" things to do.

#And then asking if I've clinically considered surgery or hormones #or if I've already updated my legal documents #??? #Like. No. That's why I'm here. #They also asked: 'Have you been mistaken for the gender opposite yours assigned at birth by people you've never met?' #No! #That's kinda the problem #Also. All the bathrooms at my work are gender neutral #I don't deal with the pressure of choosing every day #Why are they all 'yes' or 'no' questions? #Do I avoid things that require me to pick; where there is no gender-neutral option? Yes. #Fancy events #swimming #gyno appointments #gender journey